FabSwingers.com forum: Why don't women understand?

By *illy Idol OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

Going out for 1 pint = 4

Going out for a couple = Don't wait up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clearly our simple minds can’t handle this level of complexity.

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By *he James gangCouple
over a year ago

NEWTOWNABBEY

It's a bit like when you ask them are they alright. When they emphasise the reply 'Fine' you know they're not!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘I’ll be back in an hour’ = See you tomorrow

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I think when I realise people expect me to know they're minimising or hiding things they think I don't want to hear about the choices they make and adjust my expectations accordingly, I just stop associating with them at all

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

I know, its like men not understanding when we are getting ready to go out when we say won't be long, that can mean anything from 2hrs onwards, well it does for me anyway!

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By *imisugarWoman
over a year ago

Rugby

"Going out for 1 pint = 4

Going out for a couple = Don't wait up"

God knows. I was very much a "you'll see me when you see me" responder to questions. Set the expectations and zero hassle.

However I would never have waited up full stop.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Women do understand. That's the source of the problem. If a person says one thing and does another other people understand perfectly that there's a dodgy relationship with the truth going on.

Its like women who buy new things and claim it cost less or they've had it years. Why?

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Going out for 1 pint = 4

Going out for a couple = Don't wait up"

It's a similar argument to 'man inches' quoted on here I guess.

Full of statistical inaccuracies.....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I feel like i've been transported back to the 50's

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I feel like i've been transported back to the 50's "

What was it like the first time round?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I feel like i've been transported back to the 50's

What was it like the first time round?

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By *illy Idol OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

"I know, its like men not understanding when we are getting ready to go out when we say won't be long, that can mean anything from 2hrs onwards, well it does for me anyway!"

This was very relatable. Maybe we'd understand more if you just said I'll be ready in about 2-3 pints time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They understand perfectly well that men are selfish pigs....but they do like to be fucked occasionally.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"I know, its like men not understanding when we are getting ready to go out when we say won't be long, that can mean anything from 2hrs onwards, well it does for me anyway!

This was very relatable. Maybe we'd understand more if you just said I'll be ready in about 2-3 pints time"

Noted, I'll try that next time!

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By *Spicey4MeMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"Going out for 1 pint = 4

Going out for a couple = Don't wait up"

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By *Spicey4MeMan
over a year ago

Leeds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like i've been transported back to the 50's

What was it like the first time round?

Obi

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"I feel like i've been transported back to the 50's

What was it like the first time round?

Obi

Brave ain't he!!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Why don't men understand to say what you mean?

It's not difficult.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like i've been transported back to the 50's

What was it like the first time round?

Obi

Brave ain't he!!

Or stupid!

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"I feel like i've been transported back to the 50's

What was it like the first time round?

Obi

Brave ain't he!!

Or stupid!"

Either way its been nice knowing him!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I feel like i've been transported back to the 50's

What was it like the first time round?

Obi

Brave ain't he!!

I'm non plussed? I WAS there the first time around.... which is why I said BACK to the 50's.

He's just a very naughty boy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like i've been transported back to the 50's

What was it like the first time round?

Obi

Brave ain't he!!

I'm non plussed? I WAS there the first time around.... which is why I said BACK to the 50's.

He's just a very naughty boy. "

My Nan was also there. Are you her

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I feel like i've been transported back to the 50's

What was it like the first time round?

Obi

Brave ain't he!!

I'm non plussed? I WAS there the first time around.... which is why I said BACK to the 50's.

He's just a very naughty boy.

My Nan was also there. Are you her

If I was your ears would hurt !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like i've been transported back to the 50's

What was it like the first time round?

Obi

Brave ain't he!!

I'm non plussed? I WAS there the first time around.... which is why I said BACK to the 50's.

He's just a very naughty boy.

My Nan was also there. Are you her

If I was your ears would hurt !"

You don’t scare me!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I feel like i've been transported back to the 50's

What was it like the first time round?

Obi

Brave ain't he!!

I'm non plussed? I WAS there the first time around.... which is why I said BACK to the 50's.

He's just a very naughty boy. "

He's not the Messiah, is he Granny?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I feel like i've been transported back to the 50's

What was it like the first time round?

Obi

Brave ain't he!!

I'm non plussed? I WAS there the first time around.... which is why I said BACK to the 50's.

He's just a very naughty boy.

He's not the Messiah, is he Granny?"

Not even a Demi with a Semi ....

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

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By *thfloorCouple
over a year ago

Hove

"I think when I realise people expect me to know they're minimising or hiding things they think I don't want to hear about the choices they make and adjust my expectations accordingly, I just stop associating with them at all

Incisive!

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Women do understand. That's the source of the problem. If a person says one thing and does another other people understand perfectly that there's a dodgy relationship with the truth going on.

Its like women who buy new things and claim it cost less or they've had it years. Why?"

Tale as old as time

Certain as the sun

Rising in the east

Song as old as rhyme

Beauty and the beast .

They come from different planets

So they say Mars and Venus

It will ever be that way With some.

A challenge to this day .

Let's hope that they will learn

To communicate the right way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me. "I want to divorce my wife."

Lawyer. "On what grounds?"

Me. "She's out all night, every night, going from bar to bar."

Lawyer. "Is she an alcoholic or do you think she might be cheating?"

Me. "No, she's looking for me."

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Me. "I want to divorce my wife."

Lawyer. "On what grounds?"

Me. "She's out all night, every night, going from bar to bar."

Lawyer. "Is she an alcoholic or do you think she might be cheating?"

Me. "No, she's looking for me.""

That's it in a nutshell

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

"Why don't men understand to say what you mean?

It's not difficult.

Mrs "

Cause it a trap!!!

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By *illy Idol OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

"Me. "I want to divorce my wife."

Lawyer. "On what grounds?"

Me. "She's out all night, every night, going from bar to bar."

Lawyer. "Is she an alcoholic or do you think she might be cheating?"

Me. "No, she's looking for me.""

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By *illy Idol OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

"Why don't men understand to say what you mean?

It's not difficult.

Mrs

Cause it a trap!!! "

Same as when they ask what time you got in last night. They know perfectly well.

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

"Why don't men understand to say what you mean?

It's not difficult.

Mrs

Cause it a trap!!!

Same as when they ask what time you got in last night. They know perfectly well."

The worst is when the say.....how do I look???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like i've been transported back to the 50's

What was it like the first time round?

Obi

Brave ain't he!!

I'm non plussed? I WAS there the first time around.... which is why I said BACK to the 50's.

He's just a very naughty boy.

He's not the Messiah, is he Granny?"

She remembers Jesus

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Because we like it when words match actions... it means you have some respect for us.

If you're going out all night, just say so, then we don't have to worry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

#YesAllMen

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By *illy Idol OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

"Why don't men understand to say what you mean?

It's not difficult.

Mrs

Cause it a trap!!!

Same as when they ask what time you got in last night. They know perfectly well.

The worst is when the say.....how do I look???

Or she's hot over there...

...Who??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neither men or women hold the monopoly on meaning what they say. If you're going to be late, or longer than you predicted - that's what phones are for.

Bess x

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

We do, we just like using your own lies against you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like i've been transported back to the 50's

What was it like the first time round?

Obi

Brave ain't he!!

I'm non plussed? I WAS there the first time around.... which is why I said BACK to the 50's.

He's just a very naughty boy.

He's not the Messiah, is he Granny?

She remembers Jesus"

Steve!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like i've been transported back to the 50's

What was it like the first time round?

Obi

Brave ain't he!!

I'm non plussed? I WAS there the first time around.... which is why I said BACK to the 50's.

He's just a very naughty boy.

He's not the Messiah, is he Granny?

She remembers Jesus

Steve!! "

She’s MY Nan. She knows I’m joking

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I feel like i've been transported back to the 50's

What was it like the first time round?

Obi

Brave ain't he!!

I'm non plussed? I WAS there the first time around.... which is why I said BACK to the 50's.

He's just a very naughty boy.

He's not the Messiah, is he Granny?

She remembers Jesus

Steve!!

She’s MY Nan. She knows I’m joking

At least you've got me off the hook......

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

Then again, they have their 'I'll be ready in 5 minutes'

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By *ontWannaMissASwingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

I know full well that when Mr says he's going out for a few drinks after work and it won't be a late one that it's probably going to be 3/4am lol

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