FabSwingers.com forum: Posting for favours

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hey guys

The one thing that drives me insane on here is people putting up posts asking for a mechanic or a plumber, or asking for a lift etc. it’s a swinger site for goodness sake!

Would love to hear peoples opinions on this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People asking for a lift is funny to me but also like I hope they don’t seriously accept a lift from a stranger

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

You know, having known a plumber that was on here, the idea of a horny client was always an interest to him.

And if he got paid to do some manual labour as well as a blowjob? Amazing.

If it's beneficial to everyone involved, why not?

Mutual enthusiastic consent

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Anybody know a double glazing specialist?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

But it’s a swingers website. Yellow pages is used for plumbers, etc. If it’s ok on here how far does it go?

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By *hank you sirMan
over a year ago

colchester

Maybe they're just trying to live out a fantasy, like all those classic porn films from the 80s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But it’s a swingers website. Yellow pages is used for plumbers, etc. If it’s ok on here how far does it go? "

It won’t stop until fab becomes no different to LinkedIn

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol. Boom chicka was waa.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My thoughts exactly

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

"But it’s a swingers website. Yellow pages is used for plumbers, etc. If it’s ok on here how far does it go? "
Some people like getting things for free/cheap we see status where people are asking for things in exchange for a bj ..

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"But it’s a swingers website. Yellow pages is used for plumbers, etc. If it’s ok on here how far does it go? "

Would imagine all sites whatever the core interest will have elements of divergence in other areas of social interaction, we do it off the web when speaking to people in person..

Maybe concentrate perhaps on the threads that interest you and ignore those that wind you up etc ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One girl in particular I always see posting shit like 'I'm hungry someone buy me a pizza' or 'anyone wanna buy me lip fillers'

Get away you trollop

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

But it’s a swingers website. It’s boring when my feed is filled up with posts asking for a lift, ir some work done etc

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"But it’s a swingers website. It’s boring when my feed is filled up with posts asking for a lift, ir some work done etc"

The handymen who watched that kind of porn growing up might enjoy it.

So block the people that bore you and you won't have to see them any more.

The updates feed isn't like the forums, where you can see the threads of people being boring whether you've blocked them or not

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

If both sides are getting what they wan't out of I don't see what the problem is, and I'm sure there are plenty of swingers on here who also happen to be plumbers or mechanics.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"People asking for a lift is funny to me but also like I hope they don’t seriously accept a lift from a stranger"

Want to see some puppies?

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"But it’s a swingers website. Yellow pages is used for plumbers, etc. If it’s ok on here how far does it go?

It won’t stop until fab becomes no different to LinkedIn"

What would happen is linked became no different to fab... Think of the career opportunities

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Ironic you say this I was about to ask if any Disneyland mascots were here for a favour.

Why? Mind your business that's why!

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By *eally_RosieWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Each to their own. If you don’t like it, don’t look at it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey guys

The one thing that drives me insane on here is people putting up posts asking for a mechanic or a plumber, or asking for a lift etc. it’s a swinger site for goodness sake!

Would love to hear peoples opinions on this "

I'm too busy looking for freebies on here to pay attention to what anyone else is up to to be fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Facebook is for posting photos of your food, but people try to sell stuff.

Op. Let people do what they want, you’ll feel better.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Love it!!!! The only people replying are women who offer favours and men who ask for them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love it!!!! The only people replying are women who offer favours and men who ask for them

Glad it's not just me that noticed hahaha

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Love it!!!! The only people replying are women who offer favours and men who ask for them

Wrong

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Love it!!!! The only people replying are women who offer favours and men who ask for them

I have never asked anyone for anything in exchange for sexual favours, nor sought a handyman or similar on fab.

So, no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One girl in particular I always see posting shit like 'I'm hungry someone buy me a pizza' or 'anyone wanna buy me lip fillers'

Get away you trollop"

I should send her all the messages I receive with offers for dinners, dresses, shoes, cash, holidays, shopping trips.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"Love it!!!! The only people replying are women who offer favours and men who ask for them

Glad it's not just me that noticed hahaha"

Yeah it is just you two that have noticed that, never asked for anything on here, just don't get wound up about what others do on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love it!!!! The only people replying are women who offer favours and men who ask for them

Or women who might be taking the piss. Who knows...

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"One girl in particular I always see posting shit like 'I'm hungry someone buy me a pizza' or 'anyone wanna buy me lip fillers'

Get away you trollop

I should send her all the messages I receive with offers for dinners, dresses, shoes, cash, holidays, shopping trips. "

See I only offer foot massages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should send her all the messages I receive with offers for dinners, dresses, shoes, cash, holidays, shopping trips. "

Hahaha you might hit a nerve doing so but that ain't my concern. Just couldn't imagine asking strangers online to pay for botox. Have some dignity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's the thing that annoys me

First time posters that haven't done their homework of how the forums work and take things too serious

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

As an electrician if I can brighten up someone's day, they're more than welcome to brighten up mine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Like the gentleman stated above ……Have some dignity!!!!!

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

Hi there my super rich friend is looking to organise a promotional event soon for the next Chippendale's coming through. He has asked me if I can get hold of a dozen cheerleaders, preferably over 40. Netball and beach volleyball players too to add some diversity. All female please. You can DM me for more details.

If you happen to know any Chippendale type guys let me know too and I'll speak to my friend separately. Honest

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Like the gentleman stated above ……Have some dignity!!!!!"

I left that at the Fab door

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wasn’t meant for you fella. My apologies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not for me ...but i don't get the hate. What consenting do...is upto them

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By *rown ThunderMan
over a year ago

newport

"Hey guys

The one thing that drives me insane on here is people putting up posts asking for a mechanic or a plumber, or asking for a lift etc. it’s a swinger site for goodness sake!

Would love to hear peoples opinions on this "

We have a lady won't say the name from Cardiff who every single day..asking a for lift..I messaged her saying my mate will..n I gave her the number of dragon taxis.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I know it would put me off if lots of men I liked the look wanted something in return for sex.

This isn't a sexual services for hire site.

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By *rown ThunderMan
over a year ago

newport

"I know it would put me off if lots of men I liked the look wanted something in return for sex.

This isn't a sexual services for hire site.

No guy is gona ask u to give him a lift..and in return he will give u sex..lol

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

The site must not be used for financial gain, whether sex related or not. This is within the terms and conditions that we agreed to, when joining, plus confirm when we continue to use Fab.

If you get a discount for sex but there's still financial gain, it's not appropriate. If you swap a job for sex or company, that's fine.

Otherwise, people are adults and should be free to decide on their own risks and sexual involvement. Asking for lifts to clubs, dogging etc, then let people do it. Probably most women won't do it with unknown single men, unless they meet earlier.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I wouldn’t automatically assume all requests / offers are based on sexual favours. We are all adults and can manage the difference between socials, kind gestures and hookups when needed.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"Love it!!!! The only people replying are women who offer favours and men who ask for them

Are they? You are clearly new to the forums if you can't see what is actually being said.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s the old job in the world. Let them get on with it

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

Promoting / advertising professional services is against site rules and so, similarly, seeking such professional services is also a breach.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Hey guys

The one thing that drives me insane on here is people putting up posts asking for a mechanic or a plumber, or asking for a lift etc. it’s a swinger site for goodness sake!

Would love to hear peoples opinions on this "
I personally love it

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Promoting / advertising professional services is against site rules and so, similarly, seeking such professional services is also a breach."

So are you telling me you're not a Horny DJ afterall?

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Often got useful advise from docs (in fact easier than getting through to my docs for sure!)and other stuff here so why not? X

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I know it would put me off if lots of men I liked the look wanted something in return for sex.

This isn't a sexual services for hire site.

No guy is gona ask u to give him a lift..and in return he will give u sex..lol "

Theoretically, of course, but it could happen if a man wanted something so bad he would say ok, gimme it and I'll nail you.

I can see why men get pissed off with women asking.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Anyone need some roofing doing

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I don't ask for favours but I do post on my status that I'm off for a cycle ride and ask if anyone would like to join me; not swinging but cycling with swingers, I just love being in the company of my kind of people.

Maybe it's the same for these folk? Although, trying to get your entire kitchen fitted for a BJ is pushing it to say the least, as is trying to cadge a lift from Lands End to John o'groat for a quick flash of a body part.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"But it’s a swingers website. Yellow pages is used for plumbers, etc. If it’s ok on here how far does it go?

It won’t stop until fab becomes no different to LinkedIn"

LinkedIn is already how I get my best meets. All that corporate jargon and fake CVs really get me going...

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

"Promoting / advertising professional services is against site rules and so, similarly, seeking such professional services is also a breach.

So are you telling me you're not a Horny DJ afterall?

I am, but I am not here to peddle my professional services

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"But it’s a swingers website. Yellow pages is used for plumbers, etc. If it’s ok on here how far does it go?

It won’t stop until fab becomes no different to LinkedIn

LinkedIn is already how I get my best meets. All that corporate jargon and fake CVs really get me going...

That’s funny Ive used Facebook , Insta, NextDoor regular fir meets but never thought of LinkedIn although I can see how it could work and meet someone at a conference or client site, work with them and they move on and you’ve got that connection for years and years.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Anyone need some roofing doing "

Will they need to get their asphalt ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey guys

The one thing that drives me insane on here is people putting up posts asking for a mechanic or a plumber, or asking for a lift etc. it’s a swinger site for goodness sake!

Would love to hear peoples opinions on this "

I think it’s all down to porn giving people unrealistic expectations on how easy it is to get a plumber. Faced with such reality they turn to fab in desperation.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

"But it’s a swingers website. It’s boring when my feed is filled up with posts asking for a lift, ir some work done etc"

I dare say asking for a lift, will help both of you get to know each other by the time you get there. Still cheeky though.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Each to their own... maybe they want to fulfill a fantasy? I'm sure the plumbers aren't complaining.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"You know, having known a plumber that was on here, the idea of a horny client was always an interest to him.

And if he got paid to do some manual labour as well as a blowjob? Amazing.

If it's beneficial to everyone involved, why not?

Mutual enthusiastic consent

"That'll be £250, £200 cash. Or I can knock another 25 off for a blowie"

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just because the tradies get a mention, and everyone thinks accountants are boring.

1. I’d examine your “briefs”

2. I could fill in your return

3. I’d give you a deposit

4. I’d debit your undies while crediting my deposit.

That will be all

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Promoting / advertising professional services is against site rules and so, similarly, seeking such professional services is also a breach."

What about the notion that we are a friendly and open minded community who might like to do people a solid or who might occasionally be in need?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I’ve never seen this.

Not a bad idea though. Might see if anyone can lend me a tenner.

The mr

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

It’s a sex site not check-a-trader FFS

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"It’s a sex site not check-a-trader FFS

But it has all those veris... Turned up on time...

Did what I needed..

Would recommend..

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

"It’s a sex site not check-a-trader FFS

Shag a trader may be?

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

I don't let what others do on here bother me. I couldn't care less what people ask for etc. If I'm not interested in it I just move on or block if their updates are ridiculous.

It's easy to ignore what has nothing to do with you on here. Getting annoyed over strangers on a site is just a bit sad really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey guys

The one thing that drives me insane on here is people putting up posts asking for a mechanic or a plumber, or asking for a lift etc. it’s a swinger site for goodness sake!

Would love to hear peoples opinions on this "

I posted a status asking for a handy man....I had loads of messages....I just need to find one I want to fuck out of them all. Two birds one stone.

But actually I just want someone who's trustworthy when putting a sex swing up and can make me a st Andrews cross.

I thought I'd test them with shelves and pictures first. And test drive their sex skills. Surely that's acceptable on a swinging site??

Isn't it?

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

"It’s a sex site not check-a-trader FFS

Shag a trader may be?"

No it's Thrustpilot now

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

"Hey guys

The one thing that drives me insane on here is people putting up posts asking for a mechanic or a plumber, or asking for a lift etc. it’s a swinger site for goodness sake!

Would love to hear peoples opinions on this

I think it’s all down to porn giving people unrealistic expectations on how easy it is to get a plumber. Faced with such reality they turn to fab in desperation."

You will be lucky to get a plumber to do a job these days. That's for sure

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Promoting / advertising professional services is against site rules and so, similarly, seeking such professional services is also a breach.

What about the notion that we are a friendly and open minded community who might like to do people a solid or who might occasionally be in need? "

But you'd want sex in return for your solid

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Hey guys

The one thing that drives me insane on here is people putting up posts asking for a mechanic or a plumber, or asking for a lift etc. it’s a swinger site for goodness sake!

Would love to hear peoples opinions on this

I posted a status asking for a handy man....I had loads of messages....I just need to find one I want to fuck out of them all. Two birds one stone.

But actually I just want someone who's trustworthy when putting a sex swing up and can make me a st Andrews cross.

I thought I'd test them with shelves and pictures first. And test drive their sex skills. Surely that's acceptable on a swinging site??

Isn't it?

Putting a swing up... On a swinging site... See what you did there

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Promoting / advertising professional services is against site rules and so, similarly, seeking such professional services is also a breach.

What about the notion that we are a friendly and open minded community who might like to do people a solid or who might occasionally be in need?

But you'd want sex in return for your solid

I have more faith in people... We can be nice and social with eachother

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