FabSwingers.com forum: It's Telegraph Pole Appreciation Day

By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

But I guess you already knew that.

So, how are you marking it? Fondling your nearest pole? Giving it a rub for good luck? A bit of the old spit and polish to make it shine?

There's nothing like seeing a long line of erect poles disappearing into the distance to really put a smile on your face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm trying to be turned on by this but I work in telecoms and all I can think of is stable pole routes. And I'm on leave!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's fair to say I've been responsible for a few large erections though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry - I can't get to the pole right now. If you can leave a brief message and a means of contacting you, I'll respond when I can be arsed.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I love pissing on telegraph poles

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I love pissing on telegraph poles

You've certainly got a good penis for it

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Had a good fondle of a gorgeous Pole a while back. Couldn't understand a word she said though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just put a rosette on one outside my house old couple at the bus stop looked very confused

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Our one was knocked down a few years ago by a car.

Lord knows how they managed to do it, with where it was positioned but it took weeks to replace and we had no I Internet for ages.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

In day's of old when knights where bold and ladies weren't invented,

They drilled holes in telegraph pole's and had to be contented.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t know what this means but I have a video of me stroking my cock. Would you like to see? Or nah

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

Arnold Rimmer will be thrilled

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Just can’t bring myself to do it OP

Telegraph and electricity poles are the bane of my life.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"It's fair to say I've been responsible for a few large erections though"

Me too, and I don't even work in the telecoms industry

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I've just put a rosette on one outside my house old couple at the bus stop looked very confused

You've brought a bit of wonder and mystery into their lives

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

"Arnold Rimmer will be thrilled

Is that Arnold Judas Rimmer? That's the second red dwarf reference I've seen on the forums in as many days

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Telegraph poles are overtly representative of the erect male phallus and are in fact actually, not predominantly designed for telecommunications at all, no; rather they are symbolic of and placed strategically in order to reinforce the puissance of patriarchal rule in our society.

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

"Arnold Rimmer will be thrilled

Is that Arnold Judas Rimmer? That's the second red dwarf reference I've seen on the forums in as many days

It is indeed. So pleased to see that there are a few Dwarfers on here

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