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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Aftermath of the glitter wars .

I propose a war crimes tribunal

After been official reporter to the conflict .

It come to light that both sides have made

Allegations with regards war crimes been committed .

Im undertaking the investigation and will interview and hear testimonies from both the general representing the glitter side has agree to cooperate with investigation and tribunal.now wanting to hear from the men's side with regards their cooperation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're men.

No way you'll get any kind of acceptance of blame from them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are the trials going to be called? Will it be like the Nuremberg trials but possibly Nudeinbed trials

That Fluffy Chicken was the instigator, a right little dictator. She also had weapons of mass destruction deployed.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"They're men.

No way you'll get any kind of acceptance of blame from them "

Let us see let's first get them to the table I'm seeking out an judge as we speak who I'm sure both side can accept .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They're men.

No way you'll get any kind of acceptance of blame from them

Let us see let's first get them to the table I'm seeking out an judge as we speak who I'm sure both side can accept ."

Wonko is impartial.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They're men.

No way you'll get any kind of acceptance of blame from them

Let us see let's first get them to the table I'm seeking out an judge as we speak who I'm sure both side can accept ."

I'll be the judge.

Off with their heads

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"What are the trials going to be called? Will it be like the Nuremberg trials but possibly Nudeinbed trials

That Fluffy Chicken was the instigator, a right little dictator. She also had weapons of mass destruction deployed."

As you were a combatant in the conflict your evidence will be hear no slurs pls .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What are the trials going to be called? Will it be like the Nuremberg trials but possibly Nudeinbed trials

That Fluffy Chicken was the instigator, a right little dictator. She also had weapons of mass destruction deployed.

As you were a combatant in the conflict your evidence will be hear no slurs pls ."

I do not recognise this court. It has no jurisdiction over me (and keep your dick to yourself, I am not that kind of a guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What are the trials going to be called? Will it be like the Nuremberg trials but possibly Nudeinbed trials

That Fluffy Chicken was the instigator, a right little dictator. She also had weapons of mass destruction deployed.

As you were a combatant in the conflict your evidence will be hear no slurs pls .

I do not recognise this court. It has no jurisdiction over me (and keep your dick to yourself, I am not that kind of a guy "

You could be though....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am available and willing to give honest and impartial testimony as required

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What are the trials going to be called? Will it be like the Nuremberg trials but possibly Nudeinbed trials

That Fluffy Chicken was the instigator, a right little dictator. She also had weapons of mass destruction deployed.

As you were a combatant in the conflict your evidence will be hear no slurs pls .

I do not recognise this court. It has no jurisdiction over me (and keep your dick to yourself, I am not that kind of a guy

You could be though.... "

I put it to you that would be against the Geneva convention

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"What are the trials going to be called? Will it be like the Nuremberg trials but possibly Nudeinbed trials

That Fluffy Chicken was the instigator, a right little dictator. She also had weapons of mass destruction deployed.

As you were a combatant in the conflict your evidence will be hear no slurs pls .

I do not recognise this court. It has no jurisdiction over me (and keep your dick to yourself, I am not that kind of a guy "

There no need for that kind of talk crimes are alleged on both side everything will be fair heared

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

A fair hearing will be given .

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I sustained a sequin under my foreskin initially and fell most pathetically under a barrage of glitter ordnance.

I did observe the enemies boobies though before I succumbed so went down with a smile on my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t wait for the results of the tribunal, it’s all over the news guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What are the trials going to be called? Will it be like the Nuremberg trials but possibly Nudeinbed trials

That Fluffy Chicken was the instigator, a right little dictator. She also had weapons of mass destruction deployed.

As you were a combatant in the conflict your evidence will be hear no slurs pls .

I do not recognise this court. It has no jurisdiction over me (and keep your dick to yourself, I am not that kind of a guy

You could be though....

I put it to you that would be against the Geneva convention "

I won't tell if you dont

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"I am available and willing to give honest and impartial testimony as required "

Yes chicken I'm here to take down all your particulars on the matter and give proper investigation of the facts

I'm not judge or jury it will be put before a respected person here to judge or a jury of your peers .

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"I sustained a sequin under my foreskin initially and fell most pathetically under a barrage of glitter ordnance.

I did observe the enemies boobies though before I succumbed so went down with a smile on my face "

please wait for the investigation before giving your evidence .to the court.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Can’t wait for the results of the tribunal, it’s all over the news guys "

You don't like Essex tom

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

You can't handle the truth!

J

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Its good to see that combatants are and willing to give evidence .but all testimony needs to be heared.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can't handle the truth!

J"

Whose truth it is anyway?

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"You can't handle the truth!

J"

Pls let's be dignified .

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

**twirls in and pops down on the seat next to Fluffy**

What's all this about then?

**hands Fluffy a cookie and stage whispers**

Should we take up arms again, because I have LOADS of glitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**twirls in and pops down on the seat next to Fluffy**

What's all this about then?

**hands Fluffy a cookie and stage whispers**

Should we take up arms again, because I have LOADS of glitter"

*sniggers *

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"**twirls in and pops down on the seat next to Fluffy**

What's all this about then?

**hands Fluffy a cookie and stage whispers**

Should we take up arms again, because I have LOADS of glitter"

That's not called for you lady this serriouse enquiry

Your general fluffy has put down her weapons .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**twirls in and pops down on the seat next to Fluffy**

What's all this about then?

**hands Fluffy a cookie and stage whispers**

Should we take up arms again, because I have LOADS of glitter"

Ignites the claymore under FC and Knitter - suddenly the UK has entered the space race as all that is left are a couple of ruffled feathers and some sequins!

War is just!

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"You can't handle the truth!

J

Whose truth it is anyway?"

Be fair aligation were made by both side the truth will out .

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"**twirls in and pops down on the seat next to Fluffy**

What's all this about then?

**hands Fluffy a cookie and stage whispers**

Should we take up arms again, because I have LOADS of glitter

Ignites the claymore under FC and Knitter - suddenly the UK has entered the space race as all that is left are a couple of ruffled feathers and some sequins!

War is just!"

**giggles** that tickled silly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**twirls in and pops down on the seat next to Fluffy**

What's all this about then?

**hands Fluffy a cookie and stage whispers**

Should we take up arms again, because I have LOADS of glitter

Ignites the claymore under FC and Knitter - suddenly the UK has entered the space race as all that is left are a couple of ruffled feathers and some sequins!

War is just!"

Ffs I’ve got shrapnel up my arse now

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"**twirls in and pops down on the seat next to Fluffy**

What's all this about then?

**hands Fluffy a cookie and stage whispers**

Should we take up arms again, because I have LOADS of glitter

That's not called for you lady this serriouse enquiry

Your general fluffy has put down her weapons ."

Ummmm are that sure about that?

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"**twirls in and pops down on the seat next to Fluffy**

What's all this about then?

**hands Fluffy a cookie and stage whispers**

Should we take up arms again, because I have LOADS of glitter

Ignites the claymore under FC and Knitter - suddenly the UK has entered the space race as all that is left are a couple of ruffled feathers and some sequins!

War is just!"

No sir we have none of that .

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"**twirls in and pops down on the seat next to Fluffy**

What's all this about then?

**hands Fluffy a cookie and stage whispers**

Should we take up arms again, because I have LOADS of glitter

Ignites the claymore under FC and Knitter - suddenly the UK has entered the space race as all that is left are a couple of ruffled feathers and some sequins!

War is just!

Ffs I’ve got shrapnel up my arse now "

FC he totally started it. We were being sooper nice.

**throws glitter grenade and hands out sparklers**

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

It was so much easier I the truth reconciliation tribunal

In south Africa .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**twirls in and pops down on the seat next to Fluffy**

What's all this about then?

**hands Fluffy a cookie and stage whispers**

Should we take up arms again, because I have LOADS of glitter

Ignites the claymore under FC and Knitter - suddenly the UK has entered the space race as all that is left are a couple of ruffled feathers and some sequins!

War is just!

Ffs I’ve got shrapnel up my arse now

FC he totally started it. We were being sooper nice.

**throws glitter grenade and hands out sparklers**"

Puts down some 'dragons teeth' there is no way that Mrs KC2 is going to get her armoured personnel carrier into this theatre of war

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"You can't handle the truth!

J

Whose truth it is anyway?"

History, and truth, are written by the victors…

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Master R report on another day of hostilities

The war goes on started this time by the men .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can't handle the truth!

J

Whose truth it is anyway?

History, and truth, are written by the victors…"

War is simply the continuation of policy with the addition of other means.

Brings out the splurge gun and loads up the custard.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Master R reporting the men have learn from the tactics of women custard has been deployed .

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"They're men.

No way you'll get any kind of acceptance of blame from them

Let us see let's first get them to the table I'm seeking out an judge as we speak who I'm sure both side can accept .

Wonko is impartial.

"

Too bleeding late for that you set the war off again .

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Great Scott - the battle has recommenced?!

Blatant savagery I say!

*grabs helmet*

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"You can't handle the truth!

J

Whose truth it is anyway?

History, and truth, are written by the victors…"

**skips around happily** Hey Fluffy guess what Crimson is here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Master R reporting the men have learn from the tactics of women custard has been deployed ."

Assumes that an armistice has been signed as the guns appear to have gone quiet. Dons a wig, bra, big girls pants, heels and flounces off in disguise - they will never catch me now. Holds two fingers up to the war crimes commission and does a quick moon (checking that JennyTV is not too close

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god not again

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

The women have gone to regroup I feel they may bring futher re enforcement s.

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"**twirls in and pops down on the seat next to Fluffy**

What's all this about then?

**hands Fluffy a cookie and stage whispers**

Should we take up arms again, because I have LOADS of glitter

Ignites the claymore under FC and Knitter - suddenly the UK has entered the space race as all that is left are a couple of ruffled feathers and some sequins!

War is just!

Ffs I’ve got shrapnel up my arse now

FC he totally started it. We were being sooper nice.

**throws glitter grenade and hands out sparklers**

Puts down some 'dragons teeth' there is no way that Mrs KC2 is going to get her armoured personnel carrier into this theatre of war "

Hey buddy I have an actually dragon, she's a girl, her name is Seraphina and she like belly rubs. Don't make me go home to get her. **dragons teeth indeed **

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The women have gone to regroup I feel they may bring futher re enforcement s."

I have work to do - honest - shall have to switch Fab off and miss out on all the fun (save a drumstick for me to gnaw on later) Thx.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"The women have gone to regroup I feel they may bring futher re enforcement s.

I have work to do - honest - shall have to switch Fab off and miss out on all the fun (save a drumstick for me to gnaw on later) Thx."

That's it start a war then fuck off typical.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank heavens i still have rhinestones

OO FUCKIN WANTS EM!!!!!

You get a rhinestone, you get a rhinestone everyone gets rhinestones

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Master R reporting too much of lull in the fighting now both gearing up for the final conflict .its not going to be pretty .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Master R reporting the men have learn from the tactics of women custard has been deployed .

Assumes that an armistice has been signed as the guns appear to have gone quiet. Dons a wig, bra, big girls pants, heels and flounces off in disguise - they will never catch me now. Holds two fingers up to the war crimes commission and does a quick moon (checking that JennyTV is not too close "

Maybe I DO fancy you after all.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Master R reporting subversive activity by both side dressing in women's clothing .

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"Can’t wait for the results of the tribunal, it’s all over the news guys "

This is another time we need reactions to posts so I don’t have to repost to do this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Master R reporting subversive activity by both side dressing in women's clothing ."

excuse me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Master R reporting subversive activity by both side dressing in women's clothing .

excuse me? "

I am a pervert not a subvert

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Can’t wait for the results of the tribunal, it’s all over the news guys

This is another time we need reactions to posts so I don’t have to repost to do this "

Indeed time move on threads move on and you never know where it will go .

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

As the women deployed boobs as a weapon of mass distraction, time to deploy Big Harold as a Weapon of SPAFF PRODUCTION!!!

Mwuahahahahahah!

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Master R reporting subversive activity by both side dressing in women's clothing .

excuse me?

I am a pervert not a subvert"

We are well aware what you are its that toe rag that started the conflict again went off in women's clothing .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As the women deployed boobs as a weapon of mass distraction, time to deploy Big Harold as a Weapon of SPAFF PRODUCTION!!!

Mwuahahahahahah!"

Where is Tina Titz when you need her?

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Master R reporting it would appear the men have rearmed.

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"As the women deployed boobs as a weapon of mass distraction, time to deploy Big Harold as a Weapon of SPAFF PRODUCTION!!!

Mwuahahahahahah!

Where is Tina Titz when you need her? "

Deployment of her twin Zepplins would obliterate the field of play. Even Big Harold would be lost forever within that cleavage!

Gentlemen, we need to rethink our strategy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It wasn't me

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"It wasn't me "

AWol as usual .or have you been missing in action .

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