FabSwingers.com forum: Time to BE REAL

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Go on then tell me what you losers are up to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just being a loser doing loser things

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just being a loser doing loser things

I’ve missed you, Joe!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Are we going shopping?

I'm currently working out how to complete a task whilst listening to my favourite emotional support animal. She's good for my kegels and will soon get a message thanking her for her training.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually sat on toilet.

Genuine

not pooing or anything.

Its just the only place I get peace and quiet!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

In a hot bath

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Actually sat on toilet.

Genuine

not pooing or anything.

It’s just the only place I get peace and quiet! "

I do that at work. Because fuck everybody

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In a hot bath"

Pictures are welcome x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually sat on toilet.

Genuine

not pooing or anything.

It’s just the only place I get peace and quiet!

I do that at work. Because fuck everybody"

I get ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just finishing graft maybe bike or gym later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cleaning…organising…re focusing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just being a loser doing loser things

I’ve missed you, Joe! "

Oh I'm around when I'm not plotting world domination mwahahaha

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Sat by the pool, catching some rays, drinking a cold one. Sad that I have to fly back tomorrow. Sorry

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Whatching TV quiz with Maya and here on forums.

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Listening to music with my daughter on our respective devises. Quality time yea.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Just being a loser doing loser things

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Now I'm trying to work out if I should say fuck it and go to Purple Mamba on Friday. Thank you for giving me space to share my thrilling life updates.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Listening to music with my daughter on our respective devises. Quality time yea. "
bring back the days when we had to communicate with other people by going outside ONLY.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Cooking my tea all very rock and roll...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now I'm trying to work out if I should say fuck it and go to Purple Mamba on Friday. Thank you for giving me space to share my thrilling life updates."

FUCK IT!

I know I really really hot woman going.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

.... currently Telegram'ing LíttlèBírd. We've had a genius idea. Watch this space.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Literally counting down to home time!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

".... currently Telegram'ing LíttlèBírd. We've had a genius idea. Watch this space.

I love her. I’d so bang her.

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

Horn practice!

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Taking in the last full day of holiday by doing absolutely nothing by the pool... oh actually, we did send some filth to some friends earlier

LvM

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Laughing like Sid James

Which is very much needed after today

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

".... currently Telegram'ing LíttlèBírd. We've had a genius idea. Watch this space.

I love her. I’d so bang her. "

Thanks…

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Taking in the last full day of holiday by doing absolutely nothing by the pool... oh actually, we did send some filth to some friends earlier

LvM"

I didn’t receive any filth and this is highly disappointing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Laughing like Sid James

Which is very much needed after today

You look a bit like him you know.

But hugs beautiful

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Laughing like Sid James

Which is very much needed after today

You look a bit like him you know.

But hugs beautiful

I know I do. And tbh I laugh just like him. Hugs straight back atcha. Mwah xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sitting my desk with a headphone pretending to work as I watch Ashoka

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

".... currently Telegram'ing LíttlèBírd. We've had a genius idea. Watch this space.

You had the idea darling… just inspired by me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Laughing like Sid James

Which is very much needed after today

You look a bit like him you know.

But hugs beautiful

I know I do. And tbh I laugh just like him. Hugs straight back atcha. Mwah xx"

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Now I'm trying to work out if I should say fuck it and go to Purple Mamba on Friday. Thank you for giving me space to share my thrilling life updates.

FUCK IT!

I know I really really hot woman going.

We may possibly, be thinking about the same hot woman. I don't know why but it's just a vibe I get. I'm doing the standard ask my friends what they think atm.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Heading out the door going to a meeting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Heading out the door going to a meeting "
keep coming back

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now I'm trying to work out if I should say fuck it and go to Purple Mamba on Friday. Thank you for giving me space to share my thrilling life updates.

FUCK IT!

I know I really really hot woman going.

We may possibly, be thinking about the same hot woman. I don't know why but it's just a vibe I get. I'm doing the standard ask my friends what they think atm.

Probably.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Heading out the door going to a meeting "

Enjoy

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Now I'm trying to work out if I should say fuck it and go to Purple Mamba on Friday. Thank you for giving me space to share my thrilling life updates."

I so want to go, but we are landing in London at 9am on Friday after a 9 hour flight and we will be super knackered

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now I'm trying to work out if I should say fuck it and go to Purple Mamba on Friday. Thank you for giving me space to share my thrilling life updates.

I so want to go, but we are landing in London at 9am on Friday after a 9 hour flight and we will be super knackered

London you say, K?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Now I'm trying to work out if I should say fuck it and go to Purple Mamba on Friday. Thank you for giving me space to share my thrilling life updates.

I so want to go, but we are landing in London at 9am on Friday after a 9 hour flight and we will be super knackered

London you say, K?

Will you wait for us with a big sign THE VON MATTERHORNS at Gatwick?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now I'm trying to work out if I should say fuck it and go to Purple Mamba on Friday. Thank you for giving me space to share my thrilling life updates.

I so want to go, but we are landing in London at 9am on Friday after a 9 hour flight and we will be super knackered

London you say, K?

Will you wait for us with a big sign THE VON MATTERHORNS at Gatwick?

Yes. Yes I will.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Now I'm trying to work out if I should say fuck it and go to Purple Mamba on Friday. Thank you for giving me space to share my thrilling life updates.

I so want to go, but we are landing in London at 9am on Friday after a 9 hour flight and we will be super knackered

Well that's wank. I have a feeling they'll do another one if it goes well! I can't decide if I should - it's the start of my birthday week so that's a yes and I've got some really cute lingerie recently but I'm a bit unsure if I'll be confident enough to go in. Or if people will talk to me.

Umming and ahhing atm.

I hope your holiday is going brilliantly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uploading a pic on fab

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Sitting on a chair, drinking Lucozade through a straw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Uploading a pic on fab "

Public or private pic xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having a shit

Phwoaaaar!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naf all took some time out till October not been outside for 2 days just enjoying the peaceful time perving and watching football

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sitting on a chair, drinking Lucozade through a straw.

What flavour?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Now I'm trying to work out if I should say fuck it and go to Purple Mamba on Friday. Thank you for giving me space to share my thrilling life updates.

I so want to go, but we are landing in London at 9am on Friday after a 9 hour flight and we will be super knackered

London you say, K?

Will you wait for us with a big sign THE VON MATTERHORNS at Gatwick?

Yes. Yes I will.

Perfect, can you also drive us home, so that we can nap in the car and go to UTB in the evening?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having a shit

Phwoaaaar!

Omg it’s grey joggers season!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having a shit

Phwoaaaar!

Omg it’s grey joggers season!

It certainly is

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"Having a shit

A big manly shit?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Now I'm trying to work out if I should say fuck it and go to Purple Mamba on Friday. Thank you for giving me space to share my thrilling life updates.

I so want to go, but we are landing in London at 9am on Friday after a 9 hour flight and we will be super knackered

Umming and ahhing atm.

I hope your holiday is going brilliantly

Seems like you're thinking about it too much, because it definitely sounds like you want to go

Have you ever struggled to talk to people?

Happy early birthday, hope you have a great birthday week.

Holiday is going well. We don't want to go back to the gloomy, dark Britain, but at the same time I can't wait to sleep in my own bed

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

".... currently Telegram'ing LíttlèBírd. We've had a genius idea. Watch this space.

You had the idea darling… just inspired by me

I'll ask Nero on Friday

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

".... currently Telegram'ing LíttlèBírd. We've had a genius idea. Watch this space.

You had the idea darling… just inspired by me

I'll ask Nero on Friday

It’s amazing

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Doing what all men dread, waiting for someone to hurry up & get ready , for the last 3 hours

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Doing what all men dread, waiting for someone to hurry up & get ready , for the last 3 hours

Just watch a movie or something

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Taking in the last full day of holiday by doing absolutely nothing by the pool... oh actually, we did send some filth to some friends earlier

LvM

I didn’t receive any filth and this is highly disappointing

Sorry I missed this. I think LvM is making it Fab friendly as we speak

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Sitting on a chair, drinking Lucozade through a straw.

What flavour?

Cherry...ma favourite

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Doing what all men dread, waiting for someone to hurry up & get ready , for the last 3 hours

Just watch a movie or something

Lord of the rings trilogy

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Can't be real I'm fake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sitting on a chair, drinking Lucozade through a straw.

What flavour?

Cherry...ma favourite

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sitting on a chair, drinking Lucozade through a straw.

What flavour?

Cherry...ma favourite

I knew that already.

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By *NGthe2ndWoman
over a year ago

Here and there

Just finished work ... time to unwind

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Sprawled on the sofa with a cup of tea, watching police interceptors and chatting

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford

"Go on then tell me what you losers are up to"

Writing a 5 minutes presentation for a job interview tomorrow (and drinking wine/listening to Journey)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working until 11, browsing here, in-between checking people in and perving on all the workmen.

Danish x

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

I was up the hospital for visiting hours.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go on then tell me what you losers are up to

Writing a 5 minutes presentation for a job interview tomorrow (and drinking wine/listening to Journey)"

Good luck pal

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By *929Man
over a year ago

bedlington

Eating chicken and rice then driving to the gym to train chest and delts

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford

"Go on then tell me what you losers are up to

Writing a 5 minutes presentation for a job interview tomorrow (and drinking wine/listening to Journey)

Good luck pal

Thanks.

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford

"Go on then tell me what you losers are up to

Writing a 5 minutes presentation for a job interview tomorrow (and drinking wine/listening to Journey)

Good luck pal

Thanks.

Should have been a

Freudian slip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drinking alone in a bar in Glasgow as I work away. Could be worse, the drinks are free!

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Watching my mum your dad on tv

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Playing pool in the games room in our villa

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"Go on then tell me what you losers are up to"

https://youtu.be/mxWvvQWVM9M?si=JhO18f2ufMvG5lgp

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"Playing pool in the games room in our villa "

You can go off people ya know.

Just got in from work and hung my socking wet overalls up to dry.

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By *espacito56Man
over a year ago

Orkney

Engaged in light, preliminary chat with a couple of ladies and hoping for the best...

Doubtless disappointment looms as always

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Winning

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By *mber81Woman
over a year ago

Chorley, Eng

"Go on then tell me what you losers are up to"

In bed about to sleep having been up since 4am to drive to Nottingham before work.

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Just checked in to the premier inn. Slight mix up and went to the other premier inn down the road thus missing my window for a pint

Oh and saw how much nicer that one was than this!

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By *mber81Woman
over a year ago

Chorley, Eng

"Now I'm trying to work out if I should say fuck it and go to Purple Mamba on Friday. Thank you for giving me space to share my thrilling life updates."

Yes. Say fuck it. I will be there so how could you resist?

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By *ornyBiker75Man
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Watching my mum your dad on tv

What's my dad doing on TV with your mum

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

About to haul my fat ass off the sofa and head to bed after a loooooooong day. But I need to wait for the bathroom to be free so I can have a wee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm curled up in bed, my head hurts a bit.

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Being imaginary

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"I'm curled up in bed, my head hurts a bit. "

You're welcome to use my head until mine hurt's

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now I'm trying to work out if I should say fuck it and go to Purple Mamba on Friday. Thank you for giving me space to share my thrilling life updates.

Yes. Say fuck it. I will be there so how could you resist?

Oh will you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now? I'm sat up in bed drinking a cup of tea.

My family is back and I'm just taking every moment of a "full house" feeling. I've missed my babies so much. We did nothing but cuddle since we arrived home last night

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right now? I'm sat up in bed drinking a cup of tea.

My family is back and I'm just taking every moment of a "full house" feeling. I've missed my babies so much. We did nothing but cuddle since we arrived home last night

You guys have been on my mind actually. I had cuddles with my daughter last night and I remembered you celebrating them returning. Awwww

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