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By *omOne OP   Man
over a year ago

wirral

On and off here for years now and the attitude has always stayed the same to single men. It’s the posts for that state vwe men only.. and I pride myself on my 8inches never failed me to this day. However imagine if I stated nice tight pussys only that don’t look like a smashed lasagne that’s gone twelve rounds with Tyson fury.. hypocrisy is real on this app. however I still hold some faith with the new members who join who don’t fall into the almighty titled smashed lasagne crowd. Happy hump day and happy fabbing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great ost OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yawn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Post*

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

I kinda fancy lasagne now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

It’s not that tough really chap. Just be nice, take a “no” with grace and be calm and respectful. Goes way more than 9 inches that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man can’t get laid, man cries about womens imagined preferences, man slags off womens vaginas.

Can we have something new next week?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I kinda fancy lasagne now "

Me too, not had a good lasagne in ages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can ask for anything you like on your profile, OP. Any man can. Best of luck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not another one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'I love strong independent women who know what they want'

Unless it's knowing they want a big cock hey?

The audacity of those women.

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

OP has clearly missed on some recent bucket fanny posts.

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By *omOne OP   Man
over a year ago

wirral

I can very much get laid. My little gang of sprogs is proof for that. My post instead about my lack of punched lasagnes. Just stated the hypocrisy.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"Man can’t get laid, man cries about womens imagined preferences, man slags off womens vaginas.

Can we have something new next week?"

No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not another one "

You that like there’s a couple of these posts per week

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By *ycanNightsMan
over a year ago

Workington

There's no hypocrisy...you can have any preferences you want. Who's stopping you?

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"I kinda fancy lasagne now

Me too, not had a good lasagne in ages."

Think I'm just hungry, I need to go shopping really bad.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Asking for a large penis is not describing small penises in a derogatory manner.

I've not seen anyone say no wrinkly chipolatas, or pencil dicks that look like they could pop a balloon.

Why you need to be derogatory about labia or vaginas because you don't have a large enough penis for some women is beyond me.

Ignore profiles that upset you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can very much get laid. My little gang of sprogs is proof for that. My post instead about my lack of punched lasagnes. Just stated the hypocrisy. "

That "wicked sense of humour" shining through!

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

And the hits just keep on coming.

Go on get it off your chest.

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By *omOne OP   Man
over a year ago

wirral

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I can very much get laid. My little gang of sprogs is proof for that. My post instead about my lack of punched lasagnes. Just stated the hypocrisy. "

Why does what labia look like to you have anything to do with someone with a smaller than 8" penis?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Man can’t get laid, man cries about womens imagined preferences, man slags off womens vaginas.

Can we have something new next week?

No "

And he’s ruined lasagne

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By *omOne OP   Man
over a year ago

wirral

Only a bit of fun eh would post the fishing rod emoji if I could

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Of course it's the size of your cock that's the problem, couldn't be anything else could it, men!

Mrs

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Only a bit of fun eh would post the fishing rod emoji if I could "

Quiet day at the office?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I kinda fancy lasagne now

Me too, not had a good lasagne in ages.

Think I'm just hungry, I need to go shopping really bad."

Pasta sheets, mince, tomatoes, white sauce(take your mind out of the gutter) all on your list now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only a bit of fun eh would post the fishing rod emoji if I could "

Always fun shaming women, isn't it? Such a jolly laugh. Hee hee.

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By *omOne OP   Man
over a year ago

wirral


"Of course it's the size of your cock that's the problem, couldn't be anything else could it, men!

Mrs "

What if he lady garden is huge tho. Not a men problem really is it

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"Man can’t get laid, man cries about womens imagined preferences, man slags off womens vaginas.

Can we have something new next week?

No

And he’s ruined lasagne "

As long as you don't punch it, it should be fine

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By *omOne OP   Man
over a year ago

wirral


"Only a bit of fun eh would post the fishing rod emoji if I could

Always fun shaming women, isn't it? Such a jolly laugh. Hee hee. "

And what about the single man shaming on this app Einstein?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"Of course it's the size of your cock that's the problem, couldn't be anything else could it, men!

Mrs

What if he lady garden is huge tho. Not a men problem really is it "

Makes zero sense.

Mrs

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

It's not tough for single men on here. If you look you'll find many of them do very well.

Still has nothing to do with labia though.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"I kinda fancy lasagne now

Me too, not had a good lasagne in ages.

Think I'm just hungry, I need to go shopping really bad.

Pasta sheets, mince, tomatoes, white sauce(take your mind out of the gutter) all on your list now? "

God my mouth is watering

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I kinda fancy lasagne now

Me too, not had a good lasagne in ages."

I make a fabulous vegetarian lasagne.

And it's over 9"! (I use a long dish)

Just bragging.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On and off here for years now and the attitude has always stayed the same to single men. It’s the posts for that state vwe men only.. and I pride myself on my 8inches never failed me to this day. However imagine if I stated nice tight pussys only that don’t look like a smashed lasagne that’s gone twelve rounds with Tyson fury.. hypocrisy is real on this app. however I still hold some faith with the new members who join who don’t fall into the almighty titled smashed lasagne crowd. Happy hump day and happy fabbing "

God I'm old, I read that as Mike Tyson

Danish x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On and off here for years now and the attitude has always stayed the same to single men. It’s the posts for that state vwe men only.. and I pride myself on my 8inches never failed me to this day. However imagine if I stated nice tight pussys only that don’t look like a smashed lasagne that’s gone twelve rounds with Tyson fury.. hypocrisy is real on this app. however I still hold some faith with the new members who join who don’t fall into the almighty titled smashed lasagne crowd. Happy hump day and happy fabbing "

Right from the Andrew Tate school of diplomacy, well done.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I dunno OP, sounds like your eight inches is failing you. Perhaps develop a personality that isn't awful

LvM

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By *onsShlongMan
over a year ago

bury

What's stopping you from writing your preferences down dude?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Only a bit of fun eh would post the fishing rod emoji if I could

Always fun shaming women, isn't it? Such a jolly laugh. Hee hee.

And what about the single man shaming on this app Einstein? "

Shaming for doing what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only a bit of fun eh would post the fishing rod emoji if I could

Always fun shaming women, isn't it? Such a jolly laugh. Hee hee.

And what about the single man shaming on this app Einstein? "

Where is the thread calling men's genitals nasty names? Please do let me have the link.

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

Oh dear.

Did you read through what you'd typed and think about the reaction you might get before committing it to the forum OP?

Way to commit fabicide. You've just alienated the very people you're hoping to attract.

Stop feeling so entitled

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A


"Only a bit of fun eh would post the fishing rod emoji if I could

Quiet day at the office?

"

I would normally not approve, but on this occasion it is both called for and well delivered.

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth

You only get one first post, and you decided to make it this one

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By *omOne OP   Man
over a year ago

wirral


"I dunno OP, sounds like your eight inches is failing you. Perhaps develop a personality that isn't awful

LvM"

Come to daddy little fisheys

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"I kinda fancy lasagne now

Me too, not had a good lasagne in ages.

I make a fabulous vegetarian lasagne.

And it's over 9"! (I use a long dish)

Just bragging."

Feed me your long lasagne, Davina

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By *omOne OP   Man
over a year ago

wirral


"You only get one first post, and you decided to make it this one "

Fell cute might delete

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

It's the hope that kills you, OP.

Fair well!

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

p.s. I love lasagna.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I kinda fancy lasagne now

Me too, not had a good lasagne in ages.

I make a fabulous vegetarian lasagne.

And it's over 9"! (I use a long dish)

Just bragging.

Feed me your long lasagne, Davina "

Oooh, but can you take it PP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It isn’t if you’re attractive

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

I'm sure that for every lasagne there is a boiled chipata that's been hit by a meat tenderiser and sprinkled with parmesan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It isn’t if you’re attractive "

This is a joke by the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You only get one first post, and you decided to make it this one

Fell cute might delete "

Can’t do that unfortunately

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Ffs

Chipolata

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By *omOne OP   Man
over a year ago

wirral


"I'm sure that for every lasagne there is a boiled chipata that's been hit by a meat tenderiser and sprinkled with parmesan. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sure that for every lasagne there is a boiled chipata that's been hit by a meat tenderiser and sprinkled with parmesan. "

Don't sink to his level

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By *omOne OP   Man
over a year ago

wirral


"It isn’t if you’re attractive

This is a joke by the way "
I admire your confidence I really really do

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"It isn’t if you’re attractive "

#prettyprivilege

It's a godsend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I kinda fancy lasagne now

Me too, not had a good lasagne in ages.

Think I'm just hungry, I need to go shopping really bad.

Pasta sheets, mince, tomatoes, white sauce(take your mind out of the gutter) all on your list now?

God my mouth is watering "

I have that effect………………oh you meant the lasagna didn’t you

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By *omOne OP   Man
over a year ago

wirral


"I'm sure that for every lasagne there is a boiled chipata that's been hit by a meat tenderiser and sprinkled with parmesan.

Don't sink to his level "

Haha go on sally. Fuming bab? Was only a wee joke to pass the time away. For every smashed lasagne there is a thousand Italian men waiting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It isn’t if you’re attractive

#prettyprivilege

It's a godsend.

"

You'd know, you "Greek God" you

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"I kinda fancy lasagne now

Me too, not had a good lasagne in ages.

I make a fabulous vegetarian lasagne.

And it's over 9"! (I use a long dish)

Just bragging.

Feed me your long lasagne, Davina

Oooh, but can you take it PP?"

I might be slim but I can pack it away when I want too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It isn’t if you’re attractive

This is a joke by the way I admire your confidence I really really do "

Oh I’m not attractive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It isn’t if you’re attractive

#prettyprivilege

It's a godsend.

"

Honestly it’s real

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I kinda fancy lasagne now

Me too, not had a good lasagne in ages.

I make a fabulous vegetarian lasagne.

And it's over 9"! (I use a long dish)

Just bragging.

Feed me your long lasagne, Davina

Oooh, but can you take it PP?

I might be slim but I can pack it away when I want too "

A girl after my own heart.

Watch out, all those closet chefs will be messaging you to eat their cooking!

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"It isn’t if you’re attractive

This is a joke by the way I admire your confidence I really really do

Oh I’m not attractive. "

I'd bang you

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair I’m not massive but I do just fine.. I message the ladies that take my interest, if I’m not for them, I build myself a bridge and get over it. The ones that reply and like the look of me, I speak to with respect and as humans and I do just fine. I have preferences and a type, mentally and physically and don’t really deviate from that and still do okay.

Some women like pineapple on pizza, some don’t.. just personal preference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alexa- please add mince and lasagne sheets to my shopping list! Oh dear someone has thrown the teddy out his pram because he can’t get it wet! Jazz up the profile big boy, it might help you out

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Shall we whistle the theme tune to Mash?

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

Site, not app...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last night it was fishy, menstruating minges and today smashed lasagne.

What food based vagina / vulva insults will be next.. anyone?

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By *omOne OP   Man
over a year ago

wirral


"Alexa- please add mince and lasagne sheets to my shopping list! Oh dear someone has thrown the teddy out his pram because he can’t get it wet! Jazz up the profile big boy, it might help you out"

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By *omOne OP   Man
over a year ago

wirral


"Site, not app..."
cheers captain

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

I don't mind a smashed lasagna as long as I've got a garlicky baguette to dip in it . Delicious

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By *omOne OP   Man
over a year ago

wirral


"To be fair I’m not massive but I do just fine.. I message the ladies that take my interest, if I’m not for them, I build myself a bridge and get over it. The ones that reply and like the look of me, I speak to with respect and as humans and I do just fine. I have preferences and a type, mentally and physically and don’t really deviate from that and still do okay.

Some women like pineapple on pizza, some don’t.. just personal preference "
well said Scouse. Only fishing bro. J

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"I kinda fancy lasagne now

Me too, not had a good lasagne in ages.

I make a fabulous vegetarian lasagne.

And it's over 9"! (I use a long dish)

Just bragging.

Feed me your long lasagne, Davina

Oooh, but can you take it PP?

I might be slim but I can pack it away when I want too

A girl after my own heart.

Watch out, all those closet chefs will be messaging you to eat their cooking! "

Bring it on, I hate cooking...

Anyone willing to cook me dinner?

I'll give you a blow job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hopefully this post will lead to get that veri that you do badly want

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"Last night it was fishy, menstruating minges and today smashed lasagne.

What food based vagina / vulva insults will be next.. anyone? "

We haven't had kebabs yet

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By *omOne OP   Man
over a year ago

wirral


"Hopefully this post will lead to get that veri that you do badly want "
I had a fair few on my old profile and couples profile to be fair. Must be getting less funny with my old age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guilty

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By *omOne OP   Man
over a year ago

wirral


"Guilty "

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I kinda fancy lasagne now

Me too, not had a good lasagne in ages.

I make a fabulous vegetarian lasagne.

And it's over 9"! (I use a long dish)

Just bragging.

Feed me your long lasagne, Davina

Oooh, but can you take it PP?

I might be slim but I can pack it away when I want too

A girl after my own heart.

Watch out, all those closet chefs will be messaging you to eat their cooking!

Bring it on, I hate cooking...

Anyone willing to cook me dinner?

I'll give you a blow job "

And they say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach! I think I may have been going about it the wrong way!

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

Women have preferences and lots of choice. Life's a bitch ain't it.

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By *ove2lickMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

It is very hard to get a verification as a single guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It isn’t if you’re attractive

This is a joke by the way I admire your confidence I really really do

Oh I’m not attractive.

I'd bang you

LvM"

Well then you’re a fool. A pretty little fool.

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

One size fits all......not everyone will like it but it does a good job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dunno OP, sounds like your eight inches is failing you. Perhaps develop a personality that isn't awful

LvM

Come to daddy little fisheys"

Post not going the way you wanted it to so act like you were fishing...

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Last night it was fishy, menstruating minges and today smashed lasagne.

What food based vagina / vulva insults will be next.. anyone?

We haven't had kebabs yet "

I do a killer falafel in pita!

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By *omOne OP   Man
over a year ago

wirral


"Women have preferences and lots of choice. Life's a bitch ain't it."
so do men in real life. Just not on here

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By *omOne OP   Man
over a year ago

wirral


"I dunno OP, sounds like your eight inches is failing you. Perhaps develop a personality that isn't awful

LvM

Come to daddy little fisheys

Post not going the way you wanted it to so act like you were fishing... "

How else would I of liked it to go?

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"I dunno OP, sounds like your eight inches is failing you. Perhaps develop a personality that isn't awful

LvM

Come to daddy little fisheys

Post not going the way you wanted it to so act like you were fishing... "

In all fairness, I can't imagine he thought it'd go any other way.

It's not like everyone was going to clap and say "y'know what he's dead right"

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By *omOne OP   Man
over a year ago

wirral


"I dunno OP, sounds like your eight inches is failing you. Perhaps develop a personality that isn't awful

LvM

Come to daddy little fisheys

Post not going the way you wanted it to so act like you were fishing...

In all fairness, I can't imagine he thought it'd go any other way.

It's not like everyone was going to clap and say "y'know what he's dead right" "
thanks bro

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"I kinda fancy lasagne now

Me too, not had a good lasagne in ages.

I make a fabulous vegetarian lasagne.

And it's over 9"! (I use a long dish)

Just bragging.

Feed me your long lasagne, Davina

Oooh, but can you take it PP?

I might be slim but I can pack it away when I want too

A girl after my own heart.

Watch out, all those closet chefs will be messaging you to eat their cooking!

Bring it on, I hate cooking...

Anyone willing to cook me dinner?

I'll give you a blow job

And they say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach! I think I may have been going about it the wrong way! "

Definitely... I am willing to whore out for a decent meal

I'll do things

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I'm sure that for every lasagne there is a boiled chipata that's been hit by a meat tenderiser and sprinkled with parmesan.

Don't sink to his level

Haha go on sally. Fuming bab? Was only a wee joke to pass the time away. For every smashed lasagne there is a thousand Italian men waiting "

I hear they prefer penne puttanesca

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I dunno OP, sounds like your eight inches is failing you. Perhaps develop a personality that isn't awful

LvM

Come to daddy little fisheys

Post not going the way you wanted it to so act like you were fishing...

In all fairness, I can't imagine he thought it'd go any other way.

It's not like everyone was going to clap and say "y'know what he's dead right" "

No, more like "y,know what, he's dead, right? "

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By *omOne OP   Man
over a year ago

wirral


"I dunno OP, sounds like your eight inches is failing you. Perhaps develop a personality that isn't awful

LvM

Come to daddy little fisheys

Post not going the way you wanted it to so act like you were fishing...

In all fairness, I can't imagine he thought it'd go any other way.

It's not like everyone was going to clap and say "y'know what he's dead right"

No, more like "y,know what, he's dead, right? ""

Don’t know why your fuming you ain’t even got a minge

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I dunno OP, sounds like your eight inches is failing you. Perhaps develop a personality that isn't awful

LvM

Come to daddy little fisheys

Post not going the way you wanted it to so act like you were fishing...

In all fairness, I can't imagine he thought it'd go any other way.

It's not like everyone was going to clap and say "y'know what he's dead right" "

Oh he knew what he was doing.

He's been rained off at work and he's bored.

He's probably cooking a lasagne as we speak

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By *omOne OP   Man
over a year ago

wirral


"I dunno OP, sounds like your eight inches is failing you. Perhaps develop a personality that isn't awful

LvM

Come to daddy little fisheys

Post not going the way you wanted it to so act like you were fishing...

In all fairness, I can't imagine he thought it'd go any other way.

It's not like everyone was going to clap and say "y'know what he's dead right"

Oh he knew what he was doing.

He's been rained off at work and he's bored.

He's probably cooking a lasagne as we speak "

Haha us ground workers don’t stop for no rain nana

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"Women have preferences and lots of choice. Life's a bitch ain't it. so do men in real life. Just not on here "

In real life the numbers ratio is more normal and people are not walking around with a bag on their head with a sandwich board proclaiming that they have an 8" cock and know how to use it. Real life obviously allows a people to be more visible than a blank faceless profile, their personality, behaviour etc is more open to assessment.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I dunno OP, sounds like your eight inches is failing you. Perhaps develop a personality that isn't awful

LvM

Come to daddy little fisheys

Post not going the way you wanted it to so act like you were fishing...

In all fairness, I can't imagine he thought it'd go any other way.

It's not like everyone was going to clap and say "y'know what he's dead right"

No, more like "y,know what, he's dead, right? "

Don’t know why your fuming you ain’t even got a minge "

Excuse me? I was speaking to the organ grinder, not the monkey...

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Well this topic certainly beats my can't accept no thoughts

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By *omOne OP   Man
over a year ago

wirral


"Women have preferences and lots of choice. Life's a bitch ain't it. so do men in real life. Just not on here

In real life the numbers ratio is more normal and people are not walking around with a bag on their head with a sandwich board proclaiming that they have an 8" cock and know how to use it. Real life obviously allows a people to be more visible than a blank faceless profile, their personality, behaviour etc is more open to assessment."
terrible aren’t I.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I dunno OP, sounds like your eight inches is failing you. Perhaps develop a personality that isn't awful

LvM

Come to daddy little fisheys

Post not going the way you wanted it to so act like you were fishing...

In all fairness, I can't imagine he thought it'd go any other way.

It's not like everyone was going to clap and say "y'know what he's dead right"

Oh he knew what he was doing.

He's been rained off at work and he's bored.

He's probably cooking a lasagne as we speak

Haha us ground workers don’t stop for no rain nana"

Lunch break?

Don't tell me you can type and dig at the same time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well this topic certainly beats my can't accept no thoughts "

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By *omOne OP   Man
over a year ago

wirral


"I dunno OP, sounds like your eight inches is failing you. Perhaps develop a personality that isn't awful

LvM

Come to daddy little fisheys

Post not going the way you wanted it to so act like you were fishing...

In all fairness, I can't imagine he thought it'd go any other way.

It's not like everyone was going to clap and say "y'know what he's dead right"

Oh he knew what he was doing.

He's been rained off at work and he's bored.

He's probably cooking a lasagne as we speak

Haha us ground workers don’t stop for no rain nana

Lunch break?

Don't tell me you can type and dig at the same time?"

Hahaha clever little digger aren’t I nan

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"Women have preferences and lots of choice. Life's a bitch ain't it. so do men in real life. Just not on here

In real life the numbers ratio is more normal and people are not walking around with a bag on their head with a sandwich board proclaiming that they have an 8" cock and know how to use it. Real life obviously allows a people to be more visible than a blank faceless profile, their personality, behaviour etc is more open to assessment. terrible aren’t I. "

I wasn't implying you were, it was a response to your reply saying men did well in real life. I was pointing out the difference between having a profile on a site that is skewed in male/female ratio, to the reality of real life.

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

OP, your profile states you like strong independent women who know what they want.

Does that not extend to all areas? Just the areas that you find acceptable?

There are alot of good points in this thread, even if served with a little salt. If you shift your attitude and look to yourself you might find some gems.

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire


"I dunno OP, sounds like your eight inches is failing you. Perhaps develop a personality that isn't awful

LvM

Come to daddy little fisheys

Post not going the way you wanted it to so act like you were fishing...

In all fairness, I can't imagine he thought it'd go any other way.

It's not like everyone was going to clap and say "y'know what he's dead right" "

Play with the hand you're delt, sometimes you'll win and sometimes you won't......that's life.

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By *ouise_KWoman
over a year ago

leicester

There’s a very big difference in someone saying the want vwe penis to someone insulting vaginas referring them to a smashed lasagna

I read many peoples profiles who say they prefer curvy women, that isn’t me so I move on. Throwing your toys out your pram and throwing insults along the way isn’t the way to go

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"…

Haha us ground workers don’t stop for no rain nana"

Biggest lie I’ve seen on fab

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

People can ask for big cocks if that's what they want op ,it's not rude or insulting.

same as men can ask for big tits,gym fit etc,blondes

They're not being insulting asking for vwe men ,but describing women's bits as punched lasagne is.

The men who do well on here aren't all 9 inches ,they're the ones who are respectful & contact people who they may be a good fit for.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"...and I pride myself on my 8inches never failed me..."

•

OP, 8 inches is sooo last year. 6½ inches are now back in vogue and the free-thinking women love it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m keen to start referring my bits as a smashed lasagna. I’m hopeful it will see far more hungry diners.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yawn….. you have an 8in cock ….. does that mean we have to meet you because of that

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By *ecretescapeCouple
over a year ago

Nw

It clearly isn't that hard for an attractive and intelligent man to get meets, because the last amazing meet I had was with a guy who has been on here 6 months and has 8 fantastic verifications!

His first message was quite simply one of the best I've received, and he'd actually read my profile.

99% of the messages I receive are one line and the profile is barely filled in.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"I kinda fancy lasagne now "

I'm having lasagne later! homemade I will add!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can very much get laid. My little gang of sprogs is proof for that. My post instead about my lack of punched lasagnes. Just stated the hypocrisy. "

Mate, I think a better example may have been.. must send face pic.. yet the profile requesting has zero pics.. not even a private.. now that I find a bit hypocritical

but to make reference to the lady bits... gonna get slaughtered.. and to be fair pretty derogatory comment regardless.

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By *entle_lover_xMan
over a year ago

Great Dunmow


"Man can’t get laid, man cries about womens imagined preferences, man slags off womens vaginas.

Can we have something new next week?"

I'm with you overall but the imagined preferences is wrong - while not all or most there are a lot of ladies and couples stating such preferences, some politely and some rather more crudely. It's not imagined. Come across the same in real life at events with ladies commenting on cock size of others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Man can’t get laid, man cries about womens imagined preferences, man slags off womens vaginas.

Can we have something new next week?

I'm with you overall but the imagined preferences is wrong - while not all or most there are a lot of ladies and couples stating such preferences, some politely and some rather more crudely. It's not imagined. Come across the same in real life at events with ladies commenting on cock size of others. "

not sure what events you've been too but I can hand on heart say I have not ever heard or experienced anyone reference anyone in any physical way at any event... wow if that has happened thats harsh.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em.

You keep fighting the good fight, sir!

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"It clearly isn't that hard for an attractive and intelligent man to get meets "

Well duh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tough thread to see

Yes it hard on here for guys, but nothings gonna change that. So get over it or leave. No need to bring lasagna into it

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By *entle_lover_xMan
over a year ago

Great Dunmow


"...and I pride myself on my 8inches never failed me...

•

OP, 8 inches is sooo last year. 6½ inches are now back in vogue and the free-thinking women love it."

6 1/2 inches would still place you in the 95th percentile globally. That's only 1 in 20 globally above 6.5 inches for those of a non-statistical bent Above 7.5 inches is less than 1 in a 100 and 8/9 inches might as well be labelled unicorns. Rarer than getting a sympathy fuck from Fab after moaning about something

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By *anted by NightMan
over a year ago

Shangri-La


"On and off here for years now and the attitude has always stayed the same to single men. It’s the posts for that state vwe men only.. and I pride myself on my 8inches never failed me to this day. However imagine if I stated nice tight pussys only that don’t look like a smashed lasagne that’s gone twelve rounds with Tyson fury.. hypocrisy is real on this app. however I still hold some faith with the new members who join who don’t fall into the almighty titled smashed lasagne crowd. Happy hump day and happy fabbing "

It’s not the size or looks that counts. Guys with good attitude and respect for others do well on the scene.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On and off here for years now and the attitude has always stayed the same to single men. It’s the posts for that state vwe men only.. and I pride myself on my 8inches never failed me to this day. However imagine if I stated nice tight pussys only that don’t look like a smashed lasagne that’s gone twelve rounds with Tyson fury.. hypocrisy is real on this app. however I still hold some faith with the new members who join who don’t fall into the almighty titled smashed lasagne crowd. Happy hump day and happy fabbing "

Is there a purpose to this thread or is it just a rant? I'm sure your 8" is god's gift to women, op.

Go forth and smash many lasagnes!

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

I like turtles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...and I pride myself on my 8inches never failed me...

•

OP, 8 inches is sooo last year. 6½ inches are now back in vogue and the free-thinking women love it.

6 1/2 inches would still place you in the 95th percentile globally. That's only 1 in 20 globally above 6.5 inches for those of a non-statistical bent Above 7.5 inches is less than 1 in a 100 and 8/9 inches might as well be labelled unicorns. Rarer than getting a sympathy fuck from Fab after moaning about something "

7in puts you in the top 98.9%

8in puts you in the 99.99%

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"On and off here for years now and the attitude has always stayed the same to single men. It’s the posts for that state vwe men only.. and I pride myself on my 8inches never failed me to this day. However imagine if I stated nice tight pussys only that don’t look like a smashed lasagne that’s gone twelve rounds with Tyson fury.. hypocrisy is real on this app. however I still hold some faith with the new members who join who don’t fall into the almighty titled smashed lasagne crowd. Happy hump day and happy fabbing "

Keep plugging away cup cake, keep your head above water, here for you

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

. Mmmmm lasagne

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the best lasagnes are filled with horsemeat.

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By *etterdays2021Man
over a year ago

PETERBOROUGH


"All the best lasagnes are filled with horsemeat. "
really? Im so glad mine is homemade..

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek

Wow, is it tough for men on here? Gosh I had no idea, maybe try sending a dick pic or 12 - us women love that shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow, is it tough for men on here? Gosh I had no idea, maybe try sending a dick pic or 12 - us women love that shit "

hold on! wait! what? you mean you do not like seeing our dick pics????.....

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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sandwich

Just a thought OP.

Profiles that have zero photos, not even a random body shot, never do well on here.

I actually think that you should put your post on your profile. It informs people so well about your personality (although the puddles comment suggests it).

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By *etterdays2021Man
over a year ago

PETERBOROUGH


"Wow, is it tough for men on here? Gosh I had no idea, maybe try sending a dick pic or 12 - us women love that shit "

Gotta love honesty..

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Honestly.

The forums are starting to catch up with my inbox on where I decide to block people these days.

Good luck out there OP

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester


"On and off here for years now and the attitude has always stayed the same to single men. It’s the posts for that state vwe men only.. and I pride myself on my 8inches never failed me to this day. However imagine if I stated nice tight pussys only that don’t look like a smashed lasagne that’s gone twelve rounds with Tyson fury.. hypocrisy is real on this app. however I still hold some faith with the new members who join who don’t fall into the almighty titled smashed lasagne crowd. Happy hump day and happy fabbing "
But are they new or just returning, its as tough as you make it i guess, its all about the profile and pics, remember most look in ninja mode

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek


"Honestly.

The forums are starting to catch up with my inbox on where I decide to block people these days.

Good luck out there OP "

most of the people I block have come from the forums

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus


"All the best lasagnes are filled with horsemeat. "

I agree, pies got shit when they took the horse out of them

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By *omOne OP   Man
over a year ago

wirral

Some proper serious sallys on here isn’t there. Gosh touched a nerve with some. I wonder how many of you spread legged over a mirror and compared to last nights home cooked lasagne . Very much tongue in cheek thread to have a little giggle with a slight sprinkle of irony. Lighten up guys.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"Honestly.

The forums are starting to catch up with my inbox on where I decide to block people these days.

Good luck out there OP

most of the people I block have come from the forums "

Oh I apparently just invite morons to my inbox. It's all good.

And no, OP, some of us have perfectly cute vulvas and just dislike crude little men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must say, it's so unusual for a man to do a complaining thread. Almost never see it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some proper serious sallys on here isn’t there. Gosh touched a nerve with some. I wonder how many of you spread legged over a mirror and compared to last nights home cooked lasagne . Very much tongue in cheek thread to have a little giggle with a slight sprinkle of irony. Lighten up guys. "

You can’t just say somethings tongue in cheek and declare irony and think it makes it so

Unless I’ve misunderstood

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek


"I must say, it's so unusual for a man to do a complaining thread. Almost never see it. "

I know right! Need an applause emoji for the public information thread

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"Some proper serious sallys on here isn’t there. Gosh touched a nerve with some. I wonder how many of you spread legged over a mirror and compared to last nights home cooked lasagne . Very much tongue in cheek thread to have a little giggle with a slight sprinkle of irony. Lighten up guys.

You can’t just say somethings tongue in cheek and declare irony and think it makes it so

Unless I’ve misunderstood "

Just a prank, bro! I didn't mean it, just a joke in'it.

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By *omOne OP   Man
over a year ago

wirral


"Some proper serious sallys on here isn’t there. Gosh touched a nerve with some. I wonder how many of you spread legged over a mirror and compared to last nights home cooked lasagne . Very much tongue in cheek thread to have a little giggle with a slight sprinkle of irony. Lighten up guys.

You can’t just say somethings tongue in cheek and declare irony and think it makes it so

Unless I’ve misunderstood "

Read my profile. Google irony. And then patch your self on back

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By *omOne OP   Man
over a year ago

wirral


"Some proper serious sallys on here isn’t there. Gosh touched a nerve with some. I wonder how many of you spread legged over a mirror and compared to last nights home cooked lasagne . Very much tongue in cheek thread to have a little giggle with a slight sprinkle of irony. Lighten up guys.

You can’t just say somethings tongue in cheek and declare irony and think it makes it so

Unless I’ve misunderstood

Just a prank, bro! I didn't mean it, just a joke in'it."

Why you acting like you’ve got a minge? Not aimed at you is it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I must say, it's so unusual for a man to do a complaining thread. Almost never see it. "

Is this another man bashing thread?

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By *omOne OP   Man
over a year ago

wirral


"Honestly.

The forums are starting to catch up with my inbox on where I decide to block people these days.

Good luck out there OP

most of the people I block have come from the forums

Oh I apparently just invite morons to my inbox. It's all good.

And no, OP, some of us have perfectly cute vulvas and just dislike crude little men "

Bet your fun at parties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some proper serious sallys on here isn’t there. Gosh touched a nerve with some. I wonder how many of you spread legged over a mirror and compared to last nights home cooked lasagne . Very much tongue in cheek thread to have a little giggle with a slight sprinkle of irony. Lighten up guys.

You can’t just say somethings tongue in cheek and declare irony and think it makes it so

Unless I’ve misunderstood

Read my profile. Google irony. And then patch your self on back "

Ah, gotcha. So it was like a funny sarcastic joke where you say women that like big knobs also have lasagna vaginas or something?

Hey, even the best comedians started out shit. Keep working on this bit and you’ll get there eventually

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over a year ago

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By *omOne OP   Man
over a year ago

wirral


"I must say, it's so unusual for a man to do a complaining thread. Almost never see it.

Is this another man bashing thread?"

Becoming that way big Steve. They are showing their true colours now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I must say, it's so unusual for a man to do a complaining thread. Almost never see it.

I know right! Need an applause emoji for the public information thread "

The forums get so boring with all those pesky women whinging, it's great that the OP saw a gap to liven things up with his nuanced feedback for women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that lasagna with béchamel or ricotta? I ordered lasagna for delivery last weekend and delivery guy on his bike smashed the lasagna.. Even though it was smashed, it had both béchamel and ricotta and very delicious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I must say, it's so unusual for a man to do a complaining thread. Almost never see it.

Is this another man bashing thread?

Becoming that way big Steve. They are showing their true colours now "

Well then I’m in. Love bashing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I must say, it's so unusual for a man to do a complaining thread. Almost never see it.

Is this another man bashing thread?"

Well I used the word "man" it must be, eh?

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By *omOne OP   Man
over a year ago

wirral


"Some proper serious sallys on here isn’t there. Gosh touched a nerve with some. I wonder how many of you spread legged over a mirror and compared to last nights home cooked lasagne . Very much tongue in cheek thread to have a little giggle with a slight sprinkle of irony. Lighten up guys.

You can’t just say somethings tongue in cheek and declare irony and think it makes it so

Unless I’ve misunderstood

Read my profile. Google irony. And then patch your self on back

Ah, gotcha. So it was like a funny sarcastic joke where you say women that like big knobs also have lasagna vaginas or something?

Hey, even the best comedians started out shit. Keep working on this bit and you’ll get there eventually "
a whole man acting like he’s got a minge. Get over your self fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some proper serious sallys on here isn’t there. Gosh touched a nerve with some. I wonder how many of you spread legged over a mirror and compared to last nights home cooked lasagne . Very much tongue in cheek thread to have a little giggle with a slight sprinkle of irony. Lighten up guys.

You can’t just say somethings tongue in cheek and declare irony and think it makes it so

Unless I’ve misunderstood

Read my profile. Google irony. And then patch your self on back "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can see a follow up thread coming. "Women, have you checked your minge in a mirror?".

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

Being polite and good manners goes a long way in this world, being able to chat to someone and make a connection that was plays a huge part in moving forward, but no matter what there will always be some people that want something the size of an angry arm holding an orange...... live and let live each to their own choices.

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By *omOne OP   Man
over a year ago

wirral


"I can see a follow up thread coming. "Women, have you checked your minge in a mirror?"."
hahaha

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over a year ago


"Some proper serious sallys on here isn’t there. Gosh touched a nerve with some. I wonder how many of you spread legged over a mirror and compared to last nights home cooked lasagne . Very much tongue in cheek thread to have a little giggle with a slight sprinkle of irony. Lighten up guys.

You can’t just say somethings tongue in cheek and declare irony and think it makes it so

Unless I’ve misunderstood

Read my profile. Google irony. And then patch your self on back

Ah, gotcha. So it was like a funny sarcastic joke where you say women that like big knobs also have lasagna vaginas or something?

Hey, even the best comedians started out shit. Keep working on this bit and you’ll get there eventually a whole man acting like he’s got a minge. Get over your self fella "

Truth hurts. Stay strong bro, hope your ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is that lasagna with béchamel or ricotta? I ordered lasagna for delivery last weekend and delivery guy on his bike smashed the lasagna.. Even though it was smashed, it had both béchamel and ricotta and very delicious."

Ooh, I've never had it with ricotta. I've always been a bechamel girl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I must say, it's so unusual for a man to do a complaining thread. Almost never see it.

Is this another man bashing thread?

Becoming that way big Steve. They are showing their true colours now

Well then I’m in. Love bashing. "

Make love not war is surely your ethos, Pickle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would anyone care to share a top notch recipe for lasagna to round off what's been a truly educational thread?

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By *omOne OP   Man
over a year ago

wirral


"Being polite and good manners goes a long way in this world, being able to chat to someone and make a connection that was plays a huge part in moving forward, but no matter what there will always be some people that want something the size of an angry arm holding an orange...... live and let live each to their own choices. "
being police and well mannered works both ways. Don’t take my post too literal. Although it’s deffo a bit true. Just enjoying my fishing before my forum ban.

See it as a social experiment. The ones who got it are in my inbox having a giggle about the post meanwhile you’ve a few Karen’s who have blocked me. Win some lose some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would anyone care to share a top notch recipe for lasagna to round off what's been a truly educational thread? "

Perhaps one with a ricotta sauce?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it lasagne or lasagna? Any Italians?

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By *omOne OP   Man
over a year ago

wirral


"Is it lasagne or lasagna? Any Italians? "
lasagne

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire


"Would anyone care to share a top notch recipe for lasagna to round off what's been a truly educational thread? "

I know a good one from the hairy bikers lol.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Is it lasagne or lasagna? Any Italians? "

Pasta able

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would anyone care to share a top notch recipe for lasagna to round off what's been a truly educational thread?

I know a good one from the hairy bikers lol."

Oh I shall look that up, thank you. I've stuck to the same recipe for 20 years. Time to update!

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Is it lasagne or lasagna? Any Italians?

Pasta *bake

LvM"

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Is it lasagne or lasagna? Any Italians?

Pasta **cake

LvM"

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being polite and good manners goes a long way in this world, being able to chat to someone and make a connection that was plays a huge part in moving forward, but no matter what there will always be some people that want something the size of an angry arm holding an orange...... live and let live each to their own choices. being police and well mannered works both ways. Don’t take my post too literal. Although it’s deffo a bit true. Just enjoying my fishing before my forum ban.

See it as a social experiment. The ones who got it are in my inbox having a giggle about the post meanwhile you’ve a few Karen’s who have blocked me. Win some lose some "

social experiment,, here's the data analysis.. you made a moaning thread, it was derogatory and made you look a dick, you back tracked and tried to claim irony and humour.. you now look a bigger dick..

its not ok to be offensive in your language what reaction did you expect?

all in jest of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I must say, it's so unusual for a man to do a complaining thread. Almost never see it.

Is this another man bashing thread?

Becoming that way big Steve. They are showing their true colours now

Well then I’m in. Love bashing.

Make love not war is surely your ethos, Pickle! "

Absolutely

Fucking not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won't be able to eat lasagne again without thinking of this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear

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