FabSwingers.com forum: Escaped Porcupine in Essex

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Reports that an escaped porcupine which is similar to a hedgehog on steroids has evaded police in Essex. Now Tom has nothing against the Chiefs men but what the flaming heck has it got to do with the police if a porcupine is on the loose

What's going on here guys. It's all over the news

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sounds like a prickly situation for the authorities

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

He sounds like a prick

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Keep a sharp lookout folks

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Sounds like something is needling you Tom..

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

No women in Essex police force tom?

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By *entle_lover_xMan
over a year ago

Great Dunmow

"Reports that an escaped porcupine which is similar to a hedgehog on steroids has evaded police in Essex. Now Tom has nothing against the Chiefs men but what the flaming heck has it got to do with the police if a porcupine is on the loose

What's going on here guys. It's all over the news"

For anybody outside Essex and worried I would like to reassure you that, not for the first time, Tom has got the wrong end of stick - hope it wasn't sharp and pointed. Porcupine escaped from somewhere, police spotted it and it ran away, people told to call RSPCA if they see. End of story. There is no 100 person police porcupine hunt. fenced cordons, helicopters with infra red cameras. Rest assured Fabbers.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Where is Jennie when you need her. She is an expert in all police matters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where is Jennie when you need her. She is an expert in all police matters"

I heard they found it.

Well, they brought in a rabbit with a nosebleed who was heard to say "Ok, Ok, I'm a porcupine"

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

Are they sure the porcupine isn't the road stinger the police in Norfolk "misplaced"?

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