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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Seeing as my clever ruse wasn't enough to keep the sloots away, I'm using a diversionary tactic.

Ladies (and gents), welcome to CAA. If you love getting covered in litres of spunk, or being filled to the brim with baby batter, pop in here and share the love.

Your complimentary shot glass is by the door.

LvM

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

7 minutes in.....not sure this one's working quite so well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"7 minutes in.....not sure this one's working quite so well.

I've managed to fill two shot glasses in that time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"7 minutes in.....not sure this one's working quite so well.

I've managed to fill two shot glasses in that time."

Poor effort, where’s the litre of cum guy when you need him

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"7 minutes in.....not sure this one's working quite so well.

I've managed to fill two shot glasses in that time.

Poor effort, where’s the litre of cum guy when you need him "

I think Meli booked him for the evening

LvM

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"7 minutes in.....not sure this one's working quite so well.

I've managed to fill two shot glasses in that time.

Poor effort, where’s the litre of cum guy when you need him "

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"7 minutes in.....not sure this one's working quite so well.

I've managed to fill two shot glasses in that time."

Well those are both for me so the rest of you will have to get your own.

Mrs TMN x

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Seeing as my clever ruse wasn't enough to keep the sloots away, I'm using a diversionary tactic.

Ladies (and gents), welcome to CAA. If you love getting covered in litres of spunk, or being filled to the brim with baby batter, pop in here and share the love.

Your complimentary shot glass is by the door.

LvM"

I know this is fun and not serious, but I find the use of 12 step anonymous fellowships in poor taste. As an active member of one I have to say I find It quite disrespectful of the good they do for countless ppl...

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Fair enough. New name!: Spunk Lovers Unite®

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it even a meet well met if the spunk isnt dripping down your leg and into your shoe as you stride back to your car.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I could never cover a lady in spunk. No way.

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Oh I could never cover a lady in spunk. No way.

I've always known you were a gentleman.

LvM

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By *ihimbiherCouple
over a year ago

lightwater

Filled and ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I could never cover a lady in spunk. No way.

I've always known you were a gentleman.

LvM"

Gentle and a man. It’s true

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Oh I could never cover a lady in spunk. No way.

I've always known you were a gentleman.

LvM

Gentle and a man. It’s true

Lies, I heard he sprays it around like a bloody firehose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I could never cover a lady in spunk. No way.

I've always known you were a gentleman.

LvM

Gentle and a man. It’s true

Lies, I heard he sprays it around like a bloody firehose. "

I’ve left those days behind me.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'm on a promise to be covered in cum and I can't wait.

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I'm on a promise to be covered in cum and I can't wait.

Going to get slimed like those TV awards

LvM

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Baby batter? Are you sure it's not just piss?!

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Baby batter? Are you sure it's not just piss?! "

Like 60% sure

LvM

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Baby batter? Are you sure it's not just piss?!

Like 60% sure

LvM"

The "spunk" pipe and the piss pipe are the same. What does that tell us?!

Smells funny too

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Baby batter? Are you sure it's not just piss?!

Like 60% sure

LvM

The "spunk" pipe and the piss pipe are the same. What does that tell us?!

Smells funny too

Do not ruin cum for me!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I'm on a promise to be covered in cum and I can't wait.

Going to get slimed like those TV awards

LvM"

Absolutely, but I've asked him not to splatter my face because I want to watch.

There's always so much

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Baby batter? Are you sure it's not just piss?!

Like 60% sure

LvM

The "spunk" pipe and the piss pipe are the same. What does that tell us?!

Smells funny too

Do not ruin cum for me!

I can ruin you with cum instead?

LvM

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Baby batter? Are you sure it's not just piss?!

Like 60% sure

LvM

The "spunk" pipe and the piss pipe are the same. What does that tell us?!

Smells funny too

Do not ruin cum for me!

I can ruin you with cum instead?

LvM"

You say the sweetest things

(Also...yes)

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By *ittlefuckpigletTV/TS
over a year ago

blackpool

I'd love too try a bukkake. Ejaculating dildo. What's your thoughts on this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Baby batter? Are you sure it's not just piss?!

Like 60% sure

LvM

The "spunk" pipe and the piss pipe are the same. What does that tell us?!

I have a couple of vids on my profile ….

Smells funny too

Do not ruin cum for me!

I can ruin you with cum instead?

LvM"

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By *exysoul888TV/TS
over a year ago

Newcastle

I do love cum!!

So no one ruin it for me

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