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"Good, now that I know the women aren't coming in here: Gents, what are you up to this evening? How are you chilling out, or are you one of the lucky blighters with a meet lined up tonight? LvM" Cunningly deceptive thread title. I like it! Currently laid in a food coma after a monster portion (of fish and chips) and some very tasty grapes, washed down with some of Somerset's finest. Whilst posting shit in here and talking crap on WhatsApp/Telegram. Life's hard........ | |||
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"Good, now that I know the women aren't coming in here: Gents, what are you up to this evening? How are you chilling out, or are you one of the lucky blighters with a meet lined up tonight? LvM Cunningly deceptive thread title. I like it! Currently laid in a food coma after a monster portion (of fish and chips) and some very tasty grapes, washed down with some of Somerset's finest. Whilst posting shit in here and talking crap on WhatsApp/Telegram. Life's hard........" Still didn't stop of the blatant deviants *slides in to DMs* perverts That sounds delightfully decadent, the grapes are a nice touch there Give my best to the group chat LvM | |||
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"Good, now that I know the women aren't coming in here: Gents, what are you up to this evening? How are you chilling out, or are you one of the lucky blighters with a meet lined up tonight? LvM" Hello OP, George here. Ailsa isn’t feeling too well this evening and she’s already in bed. I’ve just finished some work, and I’m now on the sofa with a book, and a daft movie on the tv. As for a meet, that’s happening next week What are you two up to this evening (besides quizzing Fab gents on their plans)? Xx | |||
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"I’m doing some mobility stretching, and watching a couple of Fear the Walking Dead episodes. Dreadfully rock n roll, unless Mrs Wick comes and propositions me. " Sounds like a chill one for you, good for making the effort with the stretching. I always hated p/rehab Is FTWD any good? Think I've only ever seen the first few episodes. LvM | |||
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"Oh. Puts tits away and sidles out. Mrs TMN x" Ahh, pity Xx | |||
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"I’m having sex this evening. " It’s been ages sorry I’m excited. | |||
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"Oh. Puts tits away and sidles out. Mrs TMN x" Away with you harlot! (Slip into my DMs later though yeah? ) LvM | |||
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"Careful. Somebody might pop up and "scold" you for click bait titles. " I shall happily be the martyr for a safe space for Fab's men LvM | |||
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"I’m hanging some wallpaper. ….with my thick load doubling as the paste " Make sure you stay hydrated LvM | |||
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"Hello OP, George here. Ailsa isn’t feeling too well this evening and she’s already in bed. I’ve just finished some work, and I’m now on the sofa with a book, and a daft movie on the tv. As for a meet, that’s happening next week What are you two up to this evening (besides quizzing Fab gents on their plans)? Xx" Another relaxed gent. I do hope your lady feels better soon. What's the movie of choice? We're just whiling away the hours by the hotel pool in gorgeous weather LvM | |||
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"Panto rehearsal for me! " OH NO HE ISN'T | |||
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"I’m having sex this evening. It’s been ages sorry I’m excited. " I'm excited for you too. *Fistbump* Give her one from me okay? *Back slap* Good lad *Smooch* LvM | |||
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"Just a thought.... The thread title doesn't actually exclude women really, does it? *some* anyway.... " Quiet... they'll hear you LvM | |||
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"I’m doing some mobility stretching, and watching a couple of Fear the Walking Dead episodes. Dreadfully rock n roll, unless Mrs Wick comes and propositions me. Sounds like a chill one for you, good for making the effort with the stretching. I always hated p/rehab Is FTWD any good? Think I've only ever seen the first few episodes. LvM" It’s a slow burner, and I'm not entirely convinced with it yet. But I’ve given it couple of seasons which is reason enough for me to invest more time yet. | |||
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"I’m having sex this evening. It’s been ages sorry I’m excited. I'm excited for you too. *Fistbump* Give her one from me okay? *Back slap* Good lad *Smooch* LvM" Yessir | |||
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"Love huge loads. Plaster me with your spaff and coat my cunt with your spunk. Wait, sorry OP. I'm sure you said something else but I'm busy thinking about drowning in litres of come." 1 litre at a time is apparently on offer elsewhere in the forums. | |||
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"Love huge loads. Plaster me with your spaff and coat my cunt with your spunk. Wait, sorry OP. I'm sure you said something else but I'm busy thinking about drowning in litres of come." No, no. Please, continue... LvM | |||
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"I like the bait and switch tactic, I may well use it in future " It's a free use CC license, knock yourself out LvM | |||
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"Careful. Somebody might pop up and "scold" you for click bait titles. I shall happily be the martyr for a safe space for Fab's men LvM" Ahem. You know what happened to the last safe space for men... | |||
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"Love huge loads. Plaster me with your spaff and coat my cunt with your spunk. Wait, sorry OP. I'm sure you said something else but I'm busy thinking about drowning in litres of come. 1 litre at a time is apparently on offer elsewhere in the forums. " A litre at a time? Have you seen my breasts before? A litre is hardly going to cover them. I don't know why men ration the good stuff. | |||
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"I’m doing some mobility stretching, and watching a couple of Fear the Walking Dead episodes. Dreadfully rock n roll, unless Mrs Wick comes and propositions me. Sounds like a chill one for you, good for making the effort with the stretching. I always hated p/rehab Is FTWD any good? Think I've only ever seen the first few episodes. LvM It’s a slow burner, and I'm not entirely convinced with it yet. But I’ve given it couple of seasons which is reason enough for me to invest more time yet. " Must be somewhat good to warrant sticking around that long If it's anything like TWD the slow ones were painfully slow though LvM | |||
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"Love huge loads. Plaster me with your spaff and coat my cunt with your spunk. Wait, sorry OP. I'm sure you said something else but I'm busy thinking about drowning in litres of come." You will need it to fill your bucket, Meli | |||
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"Love huge loads. Plaster me with your spaff and coat my cunt with your spunk. Wait, sorry OP. I'm sure you said something else but I'm busy thinking about drowning in litres of come. You will need it to fill your bucket, Meli " So true. Everyone knows that chubby women have looser vaginas, this woman needs a good bucket full of the stuff. | |||
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"Hello OP, George here. Ailsa isn’t feeling too well this evening and she’s already in bed. I’ve just finished some work, and I’m now on the sofa with a book, and a daft movie on the tv. As for a meet, that’s happening next week What are you two up to this evening (besides quizzing Fab gents on their plans)? Xx Another relaxed gent. I do hope your lady feels better soon. What's the movie of choice? We're just whiling away the hours by the hotel pool in gorgeous weather LvM" The movie of choice is the epic cut of the epic folly that is Waterworld. The sound is low and I’m engrossed in Stephen King’s latest. Where are you right now? Gorgeous weather and hotel pool is a far cry from the sudden onset of Autumn beside our little river. | |||
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"Love huge loads. Plaster me with your spaff and coat my cunt with your spunk. Wait, sorry OP. I'm sure you said something else but I'm busy thinking about drowning in litres of come." Ahhhhhh. You just ruining it. Look at my lips. Ruining it. | |||
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"Love huge loads. Plaster me with your spaff and coat my cunt with your spunk. Wait, sorry OP. I'm sure you said something else but I'm busy thinking about drowning in litres of come. 1 litre at a time is apparently on offer elsewhere in the forums. A litre at a time? Have you seen my breasts before? A litre is hardly going to cover them. I don't know why men ration the good stuff." Well not in the flesh but I live in eternal hope | |||
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"Hello OP, George here. Ailsa isn’t feeling too well this evening and she’s already in bed. I’ve just finished some work, and I’m now on the sofa with a book, and a daft movie on the tv. As for a meet, that’s happening next week What are you two up to this evening (besides quizzing Fab gents on their plans)? Xx Another relaxed gent. I do hope your lady feels better soon. What's the movie of choice? We're just whiling away the hours by the hotel pool in gorgeous weather LvM The movie of choice is the epic cut of the epic folly that is Waterworld. The sound is low and I’m engrossed in Stephen King’s latest. Where are you right now? Gorgeous weather and hotel pool is a far cry from the sudden onset of Autumn beside our little river. " I've never seen it myself but I've only heard terrible things We're in the Dominican Republic until Thursday and then snap back to reality LvM | |||
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"Panto rehearsal for me! OH NO HE ISN'T " *oh no they isn’t | |||
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"Panto rehearsal for me! OH NO THEY ISN'T " Apologies. Fixed it! | |||
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"Love huge loads. Plaster me with your spaff and coat my cunt with your spunk. Wait, sorry OP. I'm sure you said something else but I'm busy thinking about drowning in litres of come. You will need it to fill your bucket, Meli So true. Everyone knows that chubby women have looser vaginas, this woman needs a good bucket full of the stuff. " Oh totes. I always think of my vagina as orange. Like those B&Q buckets. | |||
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"I'm a huge load, heavy and a cummer... But not a man. Can I come in?" Try the other thread Posh, you'll love it there LvM | |||
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"I'm a huge load, heavy and a cummer... But not a man. Can I come in? Try the other thread Posh, you'll love it there LvM" You're so mean to me | |||
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"Mr KC has gone for a run. Is that the sort of wet n wild thing you were after, LvM? " Exactly the stuff, thank you. I'll allow it for kindly passing on the gent's information. LvM | |||
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"This evening I have been mostly eating haribos. Also I have been watching a film, "The Watchmen" . " Excellent snack choice, which variety? As in Rorschach Watchmen? Great film. Long one though, hope you've got plenty of Haribo LvM LvM | |||
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"This evening I have been mostly eating haribos. Also I have been watching a film, "The Watchmen" . Excellent snack choice, which variety? As in Rorschach Watchmen? Great film. Long one though, hope you've got plenty of Haribo LvM LvM" All out of Tangfastics now. (Insert sad face) It was the extended version, Silk Spectre hoh suit you sir | |||
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