FabSwingers.com forum: Do you have a funeral plan?

By *ackandkate OP Couple
over a year ago

Truro

I do, I've just bought a new spade

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I do, I've just bought a new spade

Sort of. I want to have 'The End' by The Doors and 'Days' by The Kinks played at mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha, on a serious note, before my mother in law died she told us she had paid for her funeral, but father in law still forked out a fortune.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I'm going to have a funeral pyre with professional mourners beating their breasts and wailing. If any heartbroken lovers want to throw themselves onto the flames too then that would be good.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I am getting cermated with vodka...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, but I've asked the local council to consider introducing another wheelie bin option.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am getting cermated with vodka...

With? Thats pickled, but could use it instead of thermalderhide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am getting cermated with vodka...

With? Thats pickled, but could use it instead of thermalderhide"

Is that the same as Formaldehyde????

Billy

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By *ady4ladyWoman
over a year ago

liverpool

I plan to be dead before it all happens, and plan to be partying on 'the other side' while everyone cries and wails.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I have a plan for my funeral but the cost will have to come out of the estate (insert a laugh of derision here).

Jack, we may need to borrow your spade.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope. I think the kids might have one for me tho. Something about a paupers grave.

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By *aris23Woman
over a year ago

France

I will be cremated - well what is left of me after organ donation - and my remains will be scattered from the top of the Eiffel Tower so I can forever be in my favourite city.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off the side of a ship.... Somewhere deep...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My plan is to put it off for as long as possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will be cremated - well what is left of me after organ donation - and my remains will be scattered from the top of the Eiffel Tower so I can forever be in my favourite city."

Unless the prevailing winds mean you end up in Swaffham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do, I've just bought a new spade

I'm rather hoping I'll be dead at some point in the proceedings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

p.s. Nobody is allowed to cry, they must wear a Manchester United item of clothing and I want to go out to the tune of Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"p.s. Nobody is allowed to cry, they must wear a Manchester United item of clothing and I want to go out to the tune of Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence."
FFS Bring back the proper avatar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i want some fanny squirts on my face...just to keep me moist

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"p.s. Nobody is allowed to cry, they must wear a Manchester United item of clothing and I want to go out to the tune of Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence."

Not even tears of joy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes i paid for mine ocer ten yr ago the cost does not change cost at time approx 1200 quid to do it now will cost about 3 grand. Did it so kids have less to worry about.

All is covered car and everything inc cremation. One of best things i done in my view.

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By *athanscott8Man
over a year ago

west

Does anyone know if any undertakers do Y shaped coffins?

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By *aris23Woman
over a year ago

France

"I will be cremated - well what is left of me after organ donation - and my remains will be scattered from the top of the Eiffel Tower so I can forever be in my favourite city.

Unless the prevailing winds mean you end up in Swaffham"

Gosh don't wish such indignity upon me!!! If there is a breeze let it blow East!

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

"p.s. Nobody is allowed to cry, they must wear a Manchester United item of clothing and I want to go out to the tune of Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence.

Not even tears of joy?"

Wouldn't cry......love the tune...the shirt?? No way......

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

My ex boss once said he wanted to be buried and an oak tree planted on top of his grave, so that he would live on as part of the tree.

I said at least the dogs will have somewhere to piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, I plan on dying at some juncture tho, what happens to me after that doesnt concern me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My house backs onto the cemetary. I have already dug the hole so all my family have to do is throw me over the fence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No but got some kick ass last words nailed down

"So who's the world going to revolve around now......"

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By *agna Cum LaudeMan
over a year ago

Laudable

My plan is to die?

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By *icky55Man
over a year ago

Warm an cosy cave. Brist

"I do, I've just bought a new spade

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Not yet "can I borrow your spade when your done".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a viking funeral

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

Nope i'll be dead... so i care not

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By *ardeninedenCouple
over a year ago

Hull

Life should not merely be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well preserved body.

Better to slide in sideways at full speed, thoroughly used up and loudly proclaiming "WOW what a ride!!!

Swing on friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Life should not merely be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well preserved body.

Better to slide in sideways at full speed, thoroughly used up and loudly proclaiming "WOW what a ride!!!

Swing on friends

Agree, if you're not living life on the edge, you're taking up too much room!

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