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"Armed with a whole arsenal of glitter bombs and sparkle rockets .. "LMK welcome! Let’s get locked and loaded  | |||
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"For the Second Battle! Ladies and gentlemen, this is a boys v girls duel to the death (not literally)! TVs, TSs and those in between please pick a side for the battle! Flying the flag for Team Glitter are myself General FC, Sargeant Knitter, Lieutenant MrsKC, Private Crimson Rose and any other ladies who want to join. On the side of the enemy are all the Penis Owners who stupidly thought they could beat us in battle last night and were defeated! MasterR will be on hand to provide commentary and give an idea of who’s winning! So, arm yourselves and line up, the battle lines have been drawn! " You're glitter is getting clogged up with prit stick | |||
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"For the Second Battle! Ladies and gentlemen, this is a boys v girls duel to the death (not literally)! TVs, TSs and those in between please pick a side for the battle! Flying the flag for Team Glitter are myself General FC, Sargeant Knitter, Lieutenant MrsKC, Private Crimson Rose and any other ladies who want to join. On the side of the enemy are all the Penis Owners who stupidly thought they could beat us in battle last night and were defeated! MasterR will be on hand to provide commentary and give an idea of who’s winning! So, arm yourselves and line up, the battle lines have been drawn! You're glitter is getting clogged up with prit stick " We’ve got confetti cannons too  | |||
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"Just back from recce’ing behind enemy lines. O Group at 1945. " Good shout. Let’s huddle and reload | |||
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"*faints dramatically* " MEDIC WE HAVE A WIMP | |||
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"*faints dramatically* " Man down. POW. | |||
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"For the Second Battle! Ladies and gentlemen, this is a boys v girls duel to the death (not literally)! TVs, TSs and those in between please pick a side for the battle! Flying the flag for Team Glitter are myself General FC, Sargeant Knitter, Lieutenant MrsKC, Private Crimson Rose and any other ladies who want to join. On the side of the enemy are all the Penis Owners who stupidly thought they could beat us in battle last night and were defeated! MasterR will be on hand to provide commentary and give an idea of who’s winning! So, arm yourselves and line up, the battle lines have been drawn! " As official observer I must correct the stament with regards. Defeat .the ladies walk way Zulu style to rearm come back today . | |||
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"Can I be team anti-glitter, even though I don’t own a penis? Does that work?" We’d rather not have any defectors. Could you manage stores or man the OP so you don’t actually have to get involved in firing any glitter? | |||
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"I’m going rogue Merc’. Highest or hottest bidder gets my allegiance. I’ve can arm the A-10 with cum cannons or glitter bombs. " Bleurgh  you keep your cum cannon on your side | |||
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"Can I be team anti-glitter, even though I don’t own a penis? Does that work? We’d rather not have any defectors. Could you manage stores or man the OP so you don’t actually have to get involved in firing any glitter? " Good thinking. Demi, take the binoculars and climb that tree to see who’s where | |||
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"I’m going rogue Merc’. Highest or hottest bidder gets my allegiance. I’ve can arm the A-10 with cum cannons or glitter bombs. Bleurgh you keep your cum cannon on your side "Something for the glitter to stick to when fired at the enemy………you sure you don’t need that  | |||
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"Glitter grenades at the ready. Also fembot style bra that shoots glitter! J" Promotion for Sargeant Julie! Get in | |||
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"For the Second Battle! Ladies and gentlemen, this is a boys v girls duel to the death (not literally)! TVs, TSs and those in between please pick a side for the battle! Flying the flag for Team Glitter are myself General FC, Sargeant Knitter, Lieutenant MrsKC, Private Crimson Rose and any other ladies who want to join. On the side of the enemy are all the Penis Owners who stupidly thought they could beat us in battle last night and were defeated! MasterR will be on hand to provide commentary and give an idea of who’s winning! So, arm yourselves and line up, the battle lines have been drawn! You're glitter is getting clogged up with prit stick We’ve got confetti cannons too "I'm bringing out the shredder for that shit | |||
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"For the Second Battle! Ladies and gentlemen, this is a boys v girls duel to the death (not literally)! TVs, TSs and those in between please pick a side for the battle! Flying the flag for Team Glitter are myself General FC, Sargeant Knitter, Lieutenant MrsKC, Private Crimson Rose and any other ladies who want to join. On the side of the enemy are all the Penis Owners who stupidly thought they could beat us in battle last night and were defeated! MasterR will be on hand to provide commentary and give an idea of who’s winning! So, arm yourselves and line up, the battle lines have been drawn! You're glitter is getting clogged up with prit stick We’ve got confetti cannons too
I'm bringing out the shredder for that shit "It’s already shredded you salad pile on ghandi!! | |||
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"Can I be team anti-glitter, even though I don’t own a penis? Does that work? We’d rather not have any defectors. Could you manage stores or man the OP so you don’t actually have to get involved in firing any glitter? " Ok fiiiiine, I’ll be team glitter (just for the girl power though)  | |||
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"I must have missed this yesterday. What's wrong with glitter? "‘Somebody’ (actually can’t remember who so we’ll refer to them as franz Ferdinand) said they didn’t like glitter! | |||
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"I must have missed this yesterday. What's wrong with glitter?
‘Somebody’ (actually can’t remember who so we’ll refer to them as franz Ferdinand) said they didn’t like glitter!"Oh. And so glitter is the cause of WW3? Cool. Beats bombs I suppose.... Nowt wrong with a bit of sparkle. | |||
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"For the Second Battle! Ladies and gentlemen, this is a boys v girls duel to the death (not literally)! TVs, TSs and those in between please pick a side for the battle! Flying the flag for Team Glitter are myself General FC, Sargeant Knitter, Lieutenant MrsKC, Private Crimson Rose and any other ladies who want to join. On the side of the enemy are all the Penis Owners who stupidly thought they could beat us in battle last night and were defeated! MasterR will be on hand to provide commentary and give an idea of who’s winning! So, arm yourselves and line up, the battle lines have been drawn! You're glitter is getting clogged up with prit stick We’ve got confetti cannons too
I'm bringing out the shredder for that shit
It’s already shredded you salad pile on ghandi!! "You can all pile on me naked, ill take death by tits n glitter | |||
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"Can I be team anti-glitter, even though I don’t own a penis? Does that work? We’d rather not have any defectors. Could you manage stores or man the OP so you don’t actually have to get involved in firing any glitter? Ok fiiiiine, I’ll be team glitter (just for the girl power though) "Demi can you keep an eye on Obi, he’s being suspiciously polite  | |||
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"‘Flawless Victory!’ ‘Finish Him!’ etc "Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start J | |||
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"Can I be team anti-glitter, even though I don’t own a penis? Does that work? We’d rather not have any defectors. Could you manage stores or man the OP so you don’t actually have to get involved in firing any glitter? Ok fiiiiine, I’ll be team glitter (just for the girl power though)
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"Attention! Stand HUT! Corporal Forth reporting for duty "Corporal Forth welcome! I trust you are armed and wearing safety gear? | |||
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"Can I be team anti-glitter, even though I don’t own a penis? Does that work? We’d rather not have any defectors. Could you manage stores or man the OP so you don’t actually have to get involved in firing any glitter? Ok fiiiiine, I’ll be team glitter (just for the girl power though)
Demi can you keep an eye on Obi, he’s being suspiciously polite
Some people are so suspicious.... " I’m watching you buddy | |||
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"Attention! Stand HUT! Corporal Forth reporting for duty
Corporal Forth welcome! I trust you are armed and wearing safety gear?"Goggles, hard hat and full combat wear MA'AM! | |||
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" I have wrapped myself in cling film so as not to be infected by the glitter but I stand with my glitter ladies and have my paddle at the ready. But can we just be peaceful and lock our selves in a big cozy room, draw the blinds and have a lady orgy that the menfolk can hear but not see. I feel like that would be a better way to spend the time, with the added bonus of pissing off some of the menfolk. " *untucks his penis from behind his legs* Well, well, well ladies, guess who sneaked in when you weren't looking | |||
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"Master R reporting the ladies have amasted troops .the men ready for combat have come on to the field of battle yet ." Is there any sign of any significant number of men troops joining in or will the girls win by default? | |||
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"I do t know which side to choose. I like glitter. But I don’t like hooveri g " Nero is hoovering. He started it all. | |||
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" I have wrapped myself in cling film so as not to be infected by the glitter but I stand with my glitter ladies and have my paddle at the ready. But can we just be peaceful and lock our selves in a big cozy room, draw the blinds and have a lady orgy that the menfolk can hear but not see. I feel like that would be a better way to spend the time, with the added bonus of pissing off some of the menfolk. *untucks his penis from behind his legs* Well, well, well ladies, guess who sneaked in when you weren't looking "Corporal Forth! Sargeant Julie! We have an interloper! LMK, fire the glitter! | |||
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"I do t know which side to choose. I like glitter. But I don’t like hooveri g Nero is hoovering. He started it all. "So should we throw glitter at Nero. *not a euphemism | |||
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"Master R reporting the ladies have amasted troops .the men ready for combat have come on to the field of battle yet . Is there any sign of any significant number of men troops joining in or will the girls win by default?" You mean like how America has the world series for baseball, but they are the only ones to compete? | |||
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"Master R reporting the ladies have amasted troops .the men ready for combat have come on to the field of battle yet . Is there any sign of any significant number of men troops joining in or will the girls win by default?" Mostly they’re just bimbling about wondering what’s going on so unless it’s counter intelligence, I’m not convinced there’s much worthy opposition. | |||
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"I do t know which side to choose. I like glitter. But I don’t like hooveri g Nero is hoovering. He started it all.
So should we throw glitter at Nero.
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"Master R reporting the ladies have amasted troops .the men ready for combat have come on to the field of battle yet . Is there any sign of any significant number of men troops joining in or will the girls win by default? You mean like how America has the world series for baseball, but they are the only ones to compete? " *leaps on Kai and rubs a huge handful of pink glitter into his hair* | |||
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" I have wrapped myself in cling film so as not to be infected by the glitter but I stand with my glitter ladies and have my paddle at the ready. But can we just be peaceful and lock our selves in a big cozy room, draw the blinds and have a lady orgy that the menfolk can hear but not see. I feel like that would be a better way to spend the time, with the added bonus of pissing off some of the menfolk. *untucks his penis from behind his legs* Well, well, well ladies, guess who sneaked in when you weren't looking
Corporal Forth! Sargeant Julie! We have an interloper! LMK, fire the glitter!"Pew! Pew! He is shimmering from head to toe Ma'am! J | |||
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"Sergeant Sensual here armed with a Cheesecake mortar; We shall win this battle boys "Crimson can you investigate what flavour cheesecake this is | |||
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"Master R reporting the ladies have amasted troops .the men ready for combat have come on to the field of battle yet . Is there any sign of any significant number of men troops joining in or will the girls win by default? You mean like how America has the world series for baseball, but they are the only ones to compete? " Due to this been a new thread and no refernce to the war The men might no be aware the women are back but of course that ploy by them to get ahead . | |||
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"Sergeant Sensual here armed with a Cheesecake mortar; We shall win this battle boys
Crimson can you investigate what flavour cheesecake this is "On it. A specialism of mine. | |||
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" I have wrapped myself in cling film so as not to be infected by the glitter but I stand with my glitter ladies and have my paddle at the ready. But can we just be peaceful and lock our selves in a big cozy room, draw the blinds and have a lady orgy that the menfolk can hear but not see. I feel like that would be a better way to spend the time, with the added bonus of pissing off some of the menfolk. *untucks his penis from behind his legs* Well, well, well ladies, guess who sneaked in when you weren't looking
Corporal Forth! Sargeant Julie! We have an interloper! LMK, fire the glitter!
Pew! Pew! He is shimmering from head to toe Ma'am!
J"*leaves the room with a huge smile on his face looking like C-3PO* | |||
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"Sergeant Sensual here armed with a Cheesecake mortar; We shall win this battle boys
Crimson can you investigate what flavour cheesecake this is
On it. A specialism of mine. " | |||
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"Sergeant Sensual here armed with a Cheesecake mortar; We shall win this battle boys
Crimson can you investigate what flavour cheesecake this is
On it. A specialism of mine.
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" I have wrapped myself in cling film so as not to be infected by the glitter but I stand with my glitter ladies and have my paddle at the ready. But can we just be peaceful and lock our selves in a big cozy room, draw the blinds and have a lady orgy that the menfolk can hear but not see. I feel like that would be a better way to spend the time, with the added bonus of pissing off some of the menfolk. *untucks his penis from behind his legs* Well, well, well ladies, guess who sneaked in when you weren't looking
Corporal Forth! Sargeant Julie! We have an interloper! LMK, fire the glitter!"Double action glitter launcher in progress | |||
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"For the Second Battle! Ladies and gentlemen, this is a boys v girls duel to the death (not literally)! TVs, TSs and those in between please pick a side for the battle! Flying the flag for Team Glitter are myself General FC, Sargeant Knitter, Lieutenant MrsKC, Private Crimson Rose and any other ladies who want to join. On the side of the enemy are all the Penis Owners who stupidly thought they could beat us in battle last night and were defeated! MasterR will be on hand to provide commentary and give an idea of who’s winning! So, arm yourselves and line up, the battle lines have been drawn! " Private Crimson Rose? Surely she has stripes at the very least...... | |||
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"Sergeant Sensual here armed with a Cheesecake mortar; We shall win this battle boys
Crimson can you investigate what flavour cheesecake this is
On it. A specialism of mine.
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"For the Second Battle! Ladies and gentlemen, this is a boys v girls duel to the death (not literally)! TVs, TSs and those in between please pick a side for the battle! Flying the flag for Team Glitter are myself General FC, Sargeant Knitter, Lieutenant MrsKC, Private Crimson Rose and any other ladies who want to join. On the side of the enemy are all the Penis Owners who stupidly thought they could beat us in battle last night and were defeated! MasterR will be on hand to provide commentary and give an idea of who’s winning! So, arm yourselves and line up, the battle lines have been drawn! Private Crimson Rose? Surely she has stripes at the very least...... "Agree as reporter on this conflict a field promotion to captain crimson is only fair . | |||
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"*Truffle Shuffles in, twirls around and sprays the battlefield with the ultimate in man snacks* It’s raining pork scratchings." We still don't know which side your on | |||
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"Requesting urgent backup: My Gateau Gatling Gun has jammed and I’m under heavy fire! "*pulls pin on glitter grenade and chucks in the general direction of any interlopers | |||
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"Gents, wait until they realise I've left behind 3000 dick pics in their barracks. 5...4...3...2...1 *screams heard*" *Uses field glasses* Nope, can't see owt. False alarm, ladies | |||
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"*Shapes cold custard with sequin centres* Grenades at the ready, Ma'am "FIRE! | |||
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"Gents, wait until they realise I've left behind 3000 dick pics in their barracks. 5...4...3...2...1 *screams heard* *Uses field glasses* Nope, can't see owt. False alarm, ladies "Deception techniques. I’m currently under siege… contact, wait out! | |||
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Just in time! Reloading for you now!"Rapid fire protocols everyone! Grenades, Ma'am? | |||
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"Gents, wait until they realise I've left behind 3000 dick pics in their barracks. 5...4...3...2...1 *screams heard*" Anyone got a match? Got some good fire starting material here | |||
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FIRE!"*Cold custard grenades lobbed* *Scratchy sequin centres explode* | |||
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"*dodges glitter cannon* Heroic slo-mo roll to the left. Deploys the Yorkie Bazooka, taking out several Pritt Stick Princesses in the process..." Girls get your nets out and catch these yorkie snacks! We’ll save them for later  | |||
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"Gents, wait until they realise I've left behind 3000 dick pics in their barracks. 5...4...3...2...1 *screams heard* *Uses field glasses* Nope, can't see owt. False alarm, ladies "They're just mine. *turns over the flyers and it's Rex's japs eye* *more frantic screaming heard* | |||
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"Sneaks in behind enemy lines. Grabs fluffy chichken by the tail feathers, whilst revealing his secret weapon, a massive turkey baster. "Guess where this is going ladies? Surrender or your leader will be inseminated"" Holy fuckballs!! | |||
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"Sneaks in behind enemy lines. Grabs fluffy chichken by the tail feathers, whilst revealing his secret weapon, a massive turkey baster. "Guess where this is going ladies? Surrender or your leader will be inseminated" Operation: Holy fuckballs!! " | |||
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"Sneaks in behind enemy lines. Grabs fluffy chichken by the tail feathers, whilst revealing his secret weapon, a massive turkey baster. "Guess where this is going ladies? Surrender or your leader will be inseminated" Holy fuckballs!! "Glitter shot direct to the back of the head. Man down. FC, run!! | |||
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"Sneaks in behind enemy lines. Grabs fluffy chichken by the tail feathers, whilst revealing his secret weapon, a massive turkey baster. "Guess where this is going ladies? Surrender or your leader will be inseminated" Holy fuckballs!!
Glitter shot direct to the back of the head. Man down. FC, run!!
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"*pulls pins from two glitter grenades and throws them at Hkphooey..." The humble janitor has brought his mop, so this does not bother him. Besides, that mild mannered janitor has now revealed his super hero disguise, he is wearing a full body condom. Now he can be seen performing the inchworm as he heads over to KC2 wheelchair, where the turkey baster is jammed through the spokes in the wheel, bringing the armoured personnel carrier to a grinding halt and throwing KC2 on top of the custard dispenser. | |||
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"Gents, wait until they realise I've left behind 3000 dick pics in their barracks. 5...4...3...2...1 *screams heard* *Uses field glasses* Nope, can't see owt. False alarm, ladies
They're just mine.
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"*pulls pins from two glitter grenades and throws them at Hkphooey... The humble janitor has brought his mop, so this does not bother him. Besides, that mild mannered janitor has now revealed his super hero disguise, he is wearing a full body condom. Now he can be seen performing the inchworm as he heads over to KC2 wheelchair, where the turkey baster is jammed through the spokes in the wheel, bringing the armoured personnel carrier to a grinding halt and throwing KC2 on top of the custard dispenser." Girls we need to save MrsKC NOW!! | |||
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"And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our glitter!" Deploy the sequins! I need reinforcements! | |||
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"*having breached the initial defences, Salacious D finds himself with a Yorkie Bazooka stoppage. His only hope of survival is the layer of sawdust he bathed himself in, like a demented chinchilla*" Where’s woody with the hoover when you need him | |||
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"*pulls pins from two glitter grenades and throws them at Hkphooey... The humble janitor has brought his mop, so this does not bother him. Besides, that mild mannered janitor has now revealed his super hero disguise, he is wearing a full body condom. Now he can be seen performing the inchworm as he heads over to KC2 wheelchair, where the turkey baster is jammed through the spokes in the wheel, bringing the armoured personnel carrier to a grinding halt and throwing KC2 on top of the custard dispenser." Boudicca Spikes on the wheels scythe through the baster | |||
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"*pulls pins from two glitter grenades and throws them at Hkphooey... The humble janitor has brought his mop, so this does not bother him. Besides, that mild mannered janitor has now revealed his super hero disguise, he is wearing a full body condom. Now he can be seen performing the inchworm as he heads over to KC2 wheelchair, where the turkey baster is jammed through the spokes in the wheel, bringing the armoured personnel carrier to a grinding halt and throwing KC2 on top of the custard dispenser." Leopard crawls in, 5Ss fully in operation , removes turkey baster and destroys it for good. | |||
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"And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our glitter! Deploy the sequins! I need reinforcements! " *Lobbing cold custard grenades with sequin centres whilst stationary* | |||
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"Chucks MrsKC a loaded bazooka " FIRE!!!!! | |||
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"And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our glitter! Deploy the sequins! I need reinforcements! " Sequin claymores deployed. Observe the agony that a sequin under the foreskin can cause | |||
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"And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our glitter! Deploy the sequins! I need reinforcements! " Corporal Forth ready for action! Covering you with weapons grade rainbow sequins fired from cannon at 30 second intervals. They won't know what's hit them! Yippee kai ai motherfuckers! | |||
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"And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our glitter! Deploy the sequins! I need reinforcements! *Lobbing cold custard grenades with sequin centres whilst stationary* "Glitter Brigade till my last breath!! | |||
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"And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our glitter! Deploy the sequins! I need reinforcements! Sequin claymores deployed. Observe the agony that a sequin under the foreskin can cause " *listens to the sounds of men wincing* | |||
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"Broken custard creams warning! Sharp little buggers "Noted and plotted on the map | |||
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"I’ve taken a sequin in the skin flute! A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse! "MrsKc run this casualty into the ground! | |||
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"Ladies!! I have glue "Nanna has reinforcements reload! | |||
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"*makes a tactical withdrawal* BOOM aaaargh. A fully sequinned undercarriage thanks to the devilishly placed claymores..." Jennie strikes again. Result!! | |||
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"Stragically places cake in no mans land, whilst all the glitterarti are preoccupied and otherwise engaged. In sneeks Ghandi in his camo flip flops, deactives the firing pins from all glitter guns, bombs, and superglue all sequins together....." TAKE HIM DOWN! Plaster him with glitter glue, roll him in broken custard creams and sequin his mouth SHUT! | |||
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"Stragically places cake in no mans land, whilst all the glitterarti are preoccupied and otherwise engaged. In sneeks Ghandi in his camo flip flops, deactives the firing pins from all glitter guns, bombs, and superglue all sequins together....." Lmk shapes the stuck together sequins into Frisbees... flings one at ghandi | |||
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"Stragically places cake in no mans land, whilst all the glitterarti are preoccupied and otherwise engaged. In sneeks Ghandi in his camo flip flops, deactives the firing pins from all glitter guns, bombs, and superglue all sequins together....." LMK has reloaded the rocket launchers, bend over and take it like a man | |||
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"Stragically places cake in no mans land, whilst all the glitterarti are preoccupied and otherwise engaged. In sneeks Ghandi in his camo flip flops, deactives the firing pins from all glitter guns, bombs, and superglue all sequins together....." But treads on a claymore on the way back to the line. | |||
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"I’ve taken a sequin in the skin flute! A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!
MrsKc run this casualty into the ground!"*Casually rolls round and round - doughnuts and sprinkles* | |||
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"Ghandi has been floored, restrained and gagged! Let’s hope he doesn’t get over excited and jizz everywhere "*Silly string deployed* | |||
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oooh.
No one told me that was an option
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"See ladies, what I failed to mention was, the cake you were all preoccupied with and ate, was laced with copius amounts of sedatives, your all Merced...." Haha jokes on you I didn't have cake... launches another grenade at you... boom! | |||
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"I've hacked into the tannoy system and started playing football songs. Beer flying everywhere and thousands of men come swarming in in their CP gear and stone island badges on show. As I start up the foam cannon the glitter becomes nothing more than a gloopy mess. Arses pinched left, right and centre and the women begin to retreat." Girls attack!! Grab anything! Throw anything! Flash tits! Use whatever means necessary! | |||
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"See ladies, what I failed to mention was, the cake you were all preoccupied with and ate, was laced with copius amounts of sedatives, your all Merced...." Brings every member of the glitterati several cans of red bull and hands each a rocket launcher pre packed with glitter Then goes to continue watching from the sidelines giggling away | |||
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"See ladies, what I failed to mention was, the cake you were all preoccupied with and ate, was laced with copius amounts of sedatives, your all Merced.... Brings every member of the glitterati several cans of red bull and hands each a rocket launcher pre packed with glitter Then goes to continue watching from the sidelines giggling away " Reinforcements have arrived! | |||
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"Activating sequin launching boobs, take that boys !" Aim for the eyes | |||
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" Girls attack!! Grab anything! Throw anything! Flash tits! Use whatever means necessary!" Tits? *waves white flag* | |||
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"See ladies, what I failed to mention was, the cake you were all preoccupied with and ate, was laced with copius amounts of sedatives, your all Merced.... Brings every member of the glitterati several cans of red bull and hands each a rocket launcher pre packed with glitter Then goes to continue watching from the sidelines giggling away " Contrary to popular belief, unfortunately red bulls doesn't give you wings, nor bring the glitterarti around from a diazepam induced coma, in the mean time puppies and kittens have been deployed for when the glitterarti do stir and come round... | |||
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" Girls attack!! Grab anything! Throw anything! Flash tits! Use whatever means necessary! Tits? *waves white flag* "Don't fall for the tits tactics man...oldest trick in the book | |||
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" Girls attack!! Grab anything! Throw anything! Flash tits! Use whatever means necessary! Tits? *waves white flag* "Put this prisoner in the corner and aim for the next! | |||
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"I've hacked into the tannoy system and started playing football songs. Beer flying everywhere and thousands of men come swarming in in their CP gear and stone island badges on show. As I start up the foam cannon the glitter becomes nothing more than a gloopy mess. Arses pinched left, right and centre and the women begin to retreat. Girls attack!! Grab anything! Throw anything! Flash tits! Use whatever means necessary!" *Cream cakes to the face of anyone passing for male* | |||
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"Discovers one of BoJo's three water cannons purchased from those nazi types on the other side of the channel and sold for scrap in 2018 - this one is still intact. "Take that you scabs" as he fires up the treacle dispensing goo - this beats spaffing against the wall. " *cuts plug off* | |||
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" Girls attack!! Grab anything! Throw anything! Flash tits! Use whatever means necessary! Tits? *waves white flag*
Don't fall for the tits tactics man...oldest trick in the book "Thankfully it was TOT so the men have had their dose of tits and remain focused. | |||
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"News just in tits were deployed and a white flag raised ." Surely this means team glitter have won! | |||
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" Girls attack!! Grab anything! Throw anything! Flash tits! Use whatever means necessary! Tits? *waves white flag*
Don't fall for the tits tactics man...oldest trick in the book
Thankfully it was TOT so the men have had their dose of tits and remain focused. "There’s never focus where tits are involved | |||
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"See ladies, what I failed to mention was, the cake you were all preoccupied with and ate, was laced with copius amounts of sedatives, your all Merced.... Brings every member of the glitterati several cans of red bull and hands each a rocket launcher pre packed with glitter Then goes to continue watching from the sidelines giggling away Contrary to popular belief, unfortunately red bulls doesn't give you wings, nor bring the glitterarti around from a diazepam induced coma, in the mean time puppies and kittens have been deployed for when the glitterarti do stir and come round..." Oh no. Not kittens and puppies
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" Girls attack!! Grab anything! Throw anything! Flash tits! Use whatever means necessary! Tits? *waves white flag*
Put this prisoner in the corner and aim for the next!"Yo Fluffy you may have a traitor amongst your midsts, passing on troop numbers, tactics, deployments, arsenal strength....be careful out on the battle field you n the rest may get fragged by your own troops n glitter. | |||
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