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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Forgiveness is devine, but never pay full price for late pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if you’ve already paid for it and then it’s late

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By *ooleyMan
over a year ago

preston

...only fools rush in...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...only fools rush in..."

I can’t help…

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"What if you’ve already paid for it and then it’s late "

Its a scam

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"...only fools rush in...

I can’t help…"

Falling into the loo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What if you’ve already paid for it and then it’s late

Its a scam"

Yeah but order and pay online then pizza come, no?

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"What if you’ve already paid for it and then it’s late

Its a scam

Yeah but order and pay online then pizza come, no?"

Clearly your first mistake

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Pizza?

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Man with hole in pocket feels cocky all day....

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Only fools..

Go to sleep with itch arse, and wake up up with smelly finger...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...only fools rush in..."

Boom.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Wise man say always check the opening time of the chippy before driving to buy fish and chips.......

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Man with hole in pocket feels cocky all day...."

But a man with a hole in each pocket cannot feel too cocky...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loose lips sink ships

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By *929Man
over a year ago

bedlington

Takeaways are best picked up for maximum hotness

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

“When mosquito lands on balls, does one truly know how to resolve a situation without resorting to violence”

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By *929Man
over a year ago

bedlington


"“When mosquito lands on balls, does one truly know how to resolve a situation without resorting to violence” "

Hahaha that one was great

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

.

The wise Man poops on company time,

A foolish Man waits until his break

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By *rystal DreamtimeTV/TS
over a year ago

horsham

If your shoes let in water ... stay out the puddles ...

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By *ust little old me 13Man
over a year ago

Preston

Always trust your gut

If someone or something seems just too good to be true

They are and it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wisest of men say…….don’t use McDonalds apple pie as fleshlight substitute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wisest of men say…….don’t use McDonalds apple pie as fleshlight substitute."

I mean. This is so random that you either have , or you’ve thought about it.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"Wisest of men say…….don’t use McDonalds apple pie as fleshlight substitute.

I mean. This is so random that you either have , or you’ve thought about it. "

I thought they stopped doing them years ago #burntknob

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

They who stick phone up arse are sure of having shitty reception.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wisest of men say…….don’t use McDonalds apple pie as fleshlight substitute.

I mean. This is so random that you either have , or you’ve thought about it. "

I have a lot of weird shit running around my head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wise men said.. Sex is dangerous never have sex in a million years... I am counting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wax on wax off...

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe


"Forgiveness is devine, but never pay full price for late pizza"

Pizza dude's got 30 seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...only fools rush in...

I can’t help…"

This is my wedding first dance song.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wise man say……that safe sex is keeping your sneakers on in case the husband comes home to find you on his wife.

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By *uggy 555Man
over a year ago

Swansea Valley

Man who goes to bed with sex problem wakes up with solution on chest.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

A wise man says never make an important decision without post nut clarity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tomato is a fruit but you will never see one in a fruit salad.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

[Removed by poster at 19/09/23 21:42:02]

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen


"Man who goes to bed with sex problem wakes up with solution on chest. "

Solution on hand

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