FabSwingers.com forum: A Question For The Gentlemen...

By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

When a 'woman' asks for your opinion about an item of clothing or the current condition of her shapely derrière, do you accept the blood-curdling wrath of telling the truth and getting massacred in the process or do you simply bestow a compliment of half-truths laced with glitter, sugarcoating and fibs?

Whatever you do I salute you. They are a dangerous species.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ove to exploreMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I think I prefer the other one

Works every time

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

The female of the species is more deadly than the male

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I tell the truth

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tell her the truth. My girl wants to look for me, that’s why she’s asking. I’d be doing both of us a disservice if I lied

Sometimes I’ll tell her to try something else on just because I like to watch her change. She knows it too and loves it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excuse.. You.

I have a pulse.. So not dead.

Honesty through and through

P. S. Will know if you fell falsehoods I got lie detector eyes

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Excuse.. You.

I have a pulse.. So not dead.

Honesty through and through

P. S. Will know if you fell falsehoods I got lie detector eyes

"
. Tell

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When a 'woman' asks for your opinion about an item of clothing or the current condition of her shapely derrière, do you accept the blood-curdling wrath of telling the truth and getting massacred in the process or do you simply bestow a compliment of half-truths laced with glitter, sugarcoating and fibs?

Whatever you do I salute you. They are a dangerous species.

What do you do op?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Wording is key! You can tell the truth without telling the truth!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

Whatever you do I salute you. They are a dangerous species.

What do you do op? "

•

I follow the cobbled path of least resistance.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever you do I salute you. They are a dangerous species.

What do you do op?

•

I follow the cobbled path of least resistance.

So you get a bumpy ride then? There’s a sex joke there somewhere.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Just be tactful and ONLY tell the truth if it is something we can fix.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Tell the truth and then watch her choose the opposite to my opinion usually

LvM

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

It's not just men who struggle with this question.

A really good friend of mine asked me if her outfit made her look fat.

She was a round lady in a figure hugging dress, she burst out laughing when I just looked at her opened mouthed unable to answer.

She realised I was struggling to lie and didn't want to make her feel bad by answering because we was going out to celebrate her birthday.

After a silent moment I explained that she was fat so yes looked fat, however she looked awesome in the dress.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I’ll always tell the truth …. but luckily only meet women with great dress sense and amazing bodies

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"The female of the species is more deadly than the male

•

Unless they've got testicles like Bøø.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ove to exploreMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Just be tactful and ONLY tell the truth if it is something we can fix. "

That’s exactly what l said. There’s no need to mislead, just use considered language.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"It's not just men who struggle with this question.

A really good friend of mine asked me if her outfit made her look fat.

She was a round lady in a figure hugging dress, she burst out laughing when I just looked at her opened mouthed unable to answer.

She realised I was struggling to lie and didn't want to make her feel bad by answering because we was going out to celebrate her birthday.

After a silent moment I explained that she was fat so yes looked fat, however she looked awesome in the dress."

•

And you lived to tell the tale.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *infullyNaughtyMan
over a year ago

Staines

I tend to tell the truth. Can't have her going out looking like a tit.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm not the man, but the Mr is always honest, he'll say my arse looks fat or my belly looks big or I just look like a fucking mess & it's much appreciated.

Mrs

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

I just channel Nana from the Royle Family:

"[Insert name] that dress looks right tight on you..."

Goes down well normally.

(I tell the truth, Nero, but am diplomatic with it!)

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I just channel Nana from the Royle Family:

"[Insert name] that dress looks right tight on you..."

Goes down well normally.

(I tell the truth, Nero, but am diplomatic with it!)"

•

You sir are the ambassador of gentlemanly behaviour.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doughnut always tells me the truth if something looks horrible on me, I prefer that over going out looking like a dogs dinner!

Danish x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I’ll always tell the truth …. but luckily only meet women with great dress sense and amazing bodies

•

They do look regal when they wear a Sari.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"The female of the species is more deadly than the male

•

Unless they've got testicles like Bøø.

Omg you are so in trouble

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

i tell the truth then run like fk

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Whatever you do I salute you. They are a dangerous species.

Is our opinion valued either way? I'd caution on a white lie though if we were pushed for time

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Ask them if they would like to share their feelings on the subject.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Ask them if they would like to share their feelings on the subject."

•

Those who share their feelings are the ones who proliferate wild gossip.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *r_LickCouple
over a year ago

aberdeen

100% just tell her the true.

I always do, no I haven't woken up in intensive care but pretty close mind you lol

But as time goes on she will except you're honesty

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go with the truth but extend compliments where its due right after

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m many things but I’m not a liar.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Does this skirt make my arse look big?

No dear, it's the fat that makes your arse big.

I dare you!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 19/09/23 19:33:14]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wording is key! You can tell the truth without telling the truth!"
this definitely agree just safer

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

Whatever you do I salute you. They are a dangerous species.

Whenever such questions arise with Ailsa or others, I treat it as a learning exercise, an opportunity to hone my diplomatic and linguistic capabilities, by attempting to navigate a path between what I believe to be the truth and what I suspect she is feeling about herself at that particular moment in time.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I’m many things but I’m not a liar. "

•

Is that the truth?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My arse is massive in all outfits so I wouldn't even bother asking for a 2nd opinion to be fair.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *erces LetiferMan
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

"Do you prefer this one, or that one?"

My answer doesn't matter so I just default to the truth. "That one" I say. I know that the reply will, without fail, always be;

"Oh? So what's the matter with this one, then!?"

*sigh*

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

If anyone sugarcoats something with me and I find out - I will never ask there opinion again. So could work in their favour

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *TAXMan
over a year ago

Watford

I’ve found the phrase….. it’s not very flattering….. helpful

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

I tell the truth - I think she looks lovely and can we just hurry the fuck up now because they have just called last orders and we still haven’t left.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

"It's not just men who struggle with this question.

A really good friend of mine asked me if her outfit made her look fat.

She was a round lady in a figure hugging dress, she burst out laughing when I just looked at her opened mouthed unable to answer.

She realised I was struggling to lie and didn't want to make her feel bad by answering because we was going out to celebrate her birthday.

After a silent moment I explained that she was fat so yes looked fat, however she looked awesome in the dress."

I'm on board with this. Does this dress make me look fat? Well err...... yes bc yknow you are! I feel if I'm going to ask stupid questions then it should warrant a very truthful response. So now I just wouldn't ask the question!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ttmcdguyTV/TS
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

The truth will always out!!

If you were to lie about her outfit when you get to where your going someone will tell her that will set off ww3

From what I’ve learned in my life women tend to dress up for other women

They know the men are ogaling at them regardless it’s the other women they want to look better than

Ps pls don’t hang me as I wrote with tounge in cheek!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever you do I salute you. They are a dangerous species.

I usually go with the honest answer, safety be damned!

However, on occasion the situation really calls for some glitter-covering and in that moment I'd very lightly sugar coat my response. But the truth usually comes out, so it's generally not worth it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

My standard reply for all questions derrière related is; the last time I saw an arse like that Lester Piggot was hitting it with a whip in the two thirty at Kempton Park

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I tell the truth - I think she looks lovely and can we just hurry the fuck up now because they have just called last orders and we still haven’t left."

•

The direct approach.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

**twirls in and wonders if bottom looks big?**

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"**twirls in and wonders if bottom looks big?**"

•

Ask and ye shall find out.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once was asked if a new dress made SWMBO look like a triangle and had to respond by saying "I don't know what a triangle looks like".

I think I escaped with my life (maybe not my limbs, but it was a mere flesh wound).

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just go "it's fiiiiiine" and let her decide whether to take it literally or with the hidden subtext

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"I’ll always tell the truth …. but luckily only meet women with great dress sense and amazing bodies

•

They do look regal when they wear a Sari."

Thankfully - Love is blind , that’s my excuse , saves having to lie

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally I would sugarcoat it but then go on to say they’re sexy.. but you prefer a different style or previous lingerie you’ve seen that looked better

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"Ask them if they would like to share their feelings on the subject.

•

Those who share their feelings are the ones who proliferate wild gossip.

Then it would be wise for those who concern themselves with gossip not to share their feelings.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

most women have a bullshit meter, so while you think your just being complimentary if you lie, she'll still know!

if i dont think something suits my lady i'll say, because if i dont she'll probably be thinking it anyway.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uangshanMan
over a year ago

jarrow

Truth hurts sometimes but so many need a does of reality. Modern society hides behind being politically correct to save someone feelings

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

It depends but most times I tell the truth, I put up with the shouting but she does then change clothing

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm brutally honest in nature so yeah I say it as it is.

My thoughts are I would rather her know than not look her best.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

I've been with my wife long enough to be able to tell her the truth. Plus she's been with me long enough to know if she asks I'll be honest, which I assume is the whole point of asking in the first place

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *lwayshorny73Man
over a year ago

blyth

I’m a firm believer in honesty is the best policy if it offends then it’s obvious I was right or else why would they get so defensive..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"most women have a bullshit meter..."

•

No, not "most". They ALL have a bullshit meter™.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever you do I salute you. They are a dangerous species.

I know enough about women's clothes to build conversation on it.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Men will say anything if they know there is a chance of seeing a bare bum.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

I would say I dont think it flatters you - youve got a lovely bum but that does nothing for

It. Have some wine… lets go shopping and see if we can find something thats a better fit xx something like that … fuck… if any of my exes read that they’ll be calling me…. ‘ did you actually mean i have a fat arse??!’

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs doesn't have to ask me as I told her long ago if something looked really bad I would just tell her straight away without asking.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If she has more chins than a Japanese phone book and puts something tight on that does nothing for her figure I’ll be brutally honest and tell her without any doubt !!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread