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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you read and saw a lovely profile... then arranged to meet up and they were pretty... but scruffy, even a bit grubby maybe.. would you still meet them again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

been there, done that, got the t shirt and no lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you read and saw a lovely profile... then arranged to meet up and they were pretty... but scruffy, even a bit grubby maybe.. would you still meet them again?

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no be blunt and ask if the water had been cut off in there house

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"been there, done that, got the t shirt and no lol"

Same... Got it soooooooooo wrong that night lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would strip them, hose them, bleach them, pluck them, wax them, brush them........ then say 'hi.. I am garry and just relised I am gay not bi... cya' xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you read and saw a lovely profile... then arranged to meet up and they were pretty... but scruffy, even a bit grubby maybe.. would you still meet them again?

no be blunt and ask if the water had been cut off in there house "

Wasn't blunt... just made decent excuses and buggered off sharpish..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you read and saw a lovely profile... then arranged to meet up and they were pretty... but scruffy, even a bit grubby maybe.. would you still meet them again?

no be blunt and ask if the water had been cut off in there house

Wasn't blunt... just made decent excuses and buggered off sharpish..

"
notts your just too nice sometimes xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"been there, done that, got the t shirt and no lol

Same... Got it soooooooooo wrong that night lol. "

met one couple and had to ask them to leave because they smelt that bad, mind you saying that they was slightly worse than grubby, just plain dirty and smelly, plus she sent pic but was honest to admit she had put a little weight on since they was taken and was now a size 16 and when they turned up, im not just taking the piss and being cruel, she had to be at least a size 20, being smelly and a liar is so not a good combo

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Yes and swore never even to go back to the area

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

notts your just too nice sometimes xx"

I'm just copying and pasting so as you can't delete it pmsl...

Its often said...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cnt blame you we like to be nice n scrubbed n clean n sweet smelling before a meet and in general too .

we would expect the same of anyone who came to us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you read and saw a lovely profile... then arranged to meet up and they were pretty... but scruffy, even a bit grubby maybe.. would you still meet them again?

no be blunt and ask if the water had been cut off in there house

Wasn't blunt... just made decent excuses and buggered off sharpish..

"

people always say id do this, id say that when its not them faced with the situation but being honest i doubt theres very very few in your situation that would say, look im going cause your scruffy buggers that need a wash, most would just make an excuse and go

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Theres just no excuse being grubby... but smelly should be made a criminal offence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

notts your just too nice sometimes xx

I'm just copying and pasting so as you can't delete it pmsl...

Its often said... "
hey notts take kitty with you on the next meet if they happen to be dog rough and grubby she'll tell 'em lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol think we need kitty to become a meet checker lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

notts your just too nice sometimes xx

I'm just copying and pasting so as you can't delete it pmsl...

Its often said... hey notts take kitty with you on the next meet if they happen to be dog rough and grubby she'll tell 'em lol"

Imagine pmsl........... OMG.. Just picture it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ladies I meet have to be clean and smell nice, I always put the effort in and expect the same

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Seriously though... No need to just show up having made no effort, no matter how pretty eh... Its almost insulting we think..

Even the least well off can wash... and most wives can throw an iron over the shirts and skirts lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends what you mean by scruffy? We are both clean people and not without a penny or 2 but I like my hair long and have tattoos. Have had people be judgemental in the past so first appearances can deceive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

did i hear i am needed?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"did i hear i am needed?"

No babes... Mrs Notts has done my ironing now... I'll shout up again if I gets stuck lol.. Mwah xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"did i hear i am needed?"
yep kitty can you help notts out plz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"did i hear i am needed?

No babes... Mrs Notts has done my ironing now... I'll shout up again if I gets stuck lol.. Mwah xxx "

silly mrs notts eh, i would beat u with the iron lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"did i hear i am needed?yep kitty can you help notts out plz

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yea i will help him...... gonna send him some slim fast the fat wanker lololol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"did i hear i am needed?yep kitty can you help notts out plz

yea i will help him...... gonna send him some slim fast the fat wanker lololol"

less of the wanker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"did i hear i am needed?yep kitty can you help notts out plz

yea i will help him...... gonna send him some slim fast the fat wanker lololol"
dont forget the baby wipes and then he can clean up his next meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Depends what you mean by scruffy? We are both clean people and not without a penny or 2 but I like my hair long and have tattoos. Have had people be judgemental in the past so first appearances can deceive. "

i totally agree with this, im not scruffy but to be honest the way i dress aint to everyones taste, i'll think nothing of going to a meet in a pair of new rocks and a download t shirt lol, dont mean im not clean, and ive had a few guys turn me down because of the way i dress, even had one guy offer to take me shopping to buy some new clothes, he said and i quote "your a good looking woman but the way you dress is less than desirable"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"did i hear i am needed?yep kitty can you help notts out plz

yea i will help him...... gonna send him some slim fast the fat wanker lolololdont forget the baby wipes and then he can clean up his next meet "

See... Kitty turns up and the whole thing hits the skids... Typical

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"did i hear i am needed?"

Took me ages to suss out how to iron to a standard

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"did i hear i am needed?

Took me ages to suss out how to iron to a standard "

Its either ironed or not surely???

I'll ask the wife lol....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one can help being poor, but there is no excuse as notts said for being one of the great unwashed lol ... Someones social status doesn't bother us in the slightest, but we make the effort to be clean, tidy and presentable so expect the same in return. We have met people who are loaded, that were total arse's and people who didn't have two pennies to rub together that were lovely ... add a bit of jean paul gaultier on a guy to that for me and whey hey lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can understand if people smell but what you see isn’t all you get. Scruffy of an alternative appearance isn’t dirty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"did i hear i am needed?

Took me ages to suss out how to iron to a standard

Its either ironed or not surely???

I'll ask the wife lol.... "

Takes me about 10 mins to iron a shirt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"did i hear i am needed?

Took me ages to suss out how to iron to a standard

Its either ironed or not surely???

I'll ask the wife lol....

Takes me about 10 mins to iron a shirt "

I've never had to

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Always makes me laugh these women who complain about having to balance there home life with their careers...

Bet they never tried balancing a laptop while having a wank??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Always makes me laugh these women who complain about having to balance there home life with their careers...

Bet they never tried balancing a laptop while having a wank?? "

i have

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Always makes me laugh these women who complain about having to balance there home life with their careers...

Bet they never tried balancing a laptop while having a wank??

i have "

Yeah but your cocks bigger than mine....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a story to tell but am typing on my phone and far to long to type out on phone.....but I warn you its very very gross so make sure you have not eaten when you read it....

Till later........

Steve

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a story to tell but am typing on my phone and far to long to type out on phone.....but I warn you its very very gross so make sure you have not eaten when you read it....

Till later........

Steve "

Will be watching.... with interest lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Depends what you mean by scruffy? We are both clean people and not without a penny or 2 but I like my hair long and have tattoos. Have had people be judgemental in the past so first appearances can deceive.

i totally agree with this, im not scruffy but to be honest the way i dress aint to everyones taste, i'll

think nothing of going to a meet in a pair of new rocks and a download t

shirt lol, dont mean im not clean, and ive had a few guys turn me down because of the way i dress, even had one guy offer to take me shopping to buy some new clothes, he said and i quote "your a good looking woman but the way you dress is less than desirable" "
I love new rocks and they arnt cheap

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I can remember being so poor if you didn't wake up with a stiffy at xmas you had nothing to play with...

Was always clean though lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can remember being so poor if you didn't wake up with a stiffy at xmas you had nothing to play with...

Was always clean though lol... "

You were poor? pah! we were so poor we used to have tea in a cracked cup ... without milk or sugar ..... or tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i am so poor all my nickers are crotless nickers....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We live in a shoebox in the middle of the road

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We live in a shoebox in the middle of the road "

Lovely shoes mind....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We live in a shoebox in the middle of the road "

posh bastards and we thought our dirty puddle in the gutter was good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im always clean and fresh smelling!! and usually dressed resepctably for meets but my idea and others may be different!! usually jeans or skirt n leggings but def casual! xx

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"If you read and saw a lovely profile... then arranged to meet up and they were pretty... but scruffy, even a bit grubby maybe.. would you still meet them again?

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No No No No No!

I met a lovely looking couple once who smelt like a student bedsit... 3 minutes and I was off... it took me 2 minutes to work out how to politely excuse myself without just blurting out "fuck you stink"

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"posh bastards and we thought our dirty puddle in the gutter was good"

We used to dream o' living in t'puddle - would have been a palace t'us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right, now im on a PC i can tell you my story............

we met a couple a few years back (not from ere). Met in a bar and went back to their place across the road.

Chatted for a wee while and things started getting interesting with the guy and Jo (he wanted to look at her clit hood piercing she had at the time...and more, lol)...

So, im with the other fem.... kissing, stroking, clothes are off....

She gets on the couch on all fours and I start to kiss and stroke her back and bum....and im thinking to myself..."what is that smell?" Starts to finger her and within seconds, literally 3 or 4 she is squirting like a fire brigade hose! OMG, thank fully it was their couch and a leather one at that! Carries on thinking way hay ive got the magic touch here... still thinking "what the f*** is that smell?"

My nose goes quite close to her bum and fanny and the stink is awful.... like stale sweat in her bum crack....ewwwww...

Another few moments pass and she then farts..... yes, she farts!! passes wind, guffs, whatever you want to call it... ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.......

Needless to say I had to rush to the bathroom to boak and to get their scrubbing brush and domestos on ma fingers!!!

Quick dress and quick escape!!

Steve

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Come on lol.... spill all, did you errrrrr... Rim the delectable creature pmsl????

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

the way I look at it is if you don't look scuffy after a shag you aint been shagged at all

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"the way I look at it is if you don't look scuffy after a shag you aint been shagged at all "

yeh but you don't wanna look like that before hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you read and saw a lovely profile... then arranged to meet up and they were pretty... but scruffy, even a bit grubby maybe.. would you still meet them again?

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Id stick em in the bath then take em ta matalan xx

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"the way I look at it is if you don't look scuffy after a shag you aint been shagged at all

yeh but you don't wanna look like that before hand "

depends if its the 2nd shag of the night or not I suppose lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they cant make the effort then neither can i

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"If you read and saw a lovely profile... then arranged to meet up and they were pretty... but scruffy, even a bit grubby maybe.. would you still meet them again?

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nope definately not!! people need to make an effort! i always did/do so i expect the same

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"Theres just no excuse being grubby... but smelly should be made a criminal offence "

yu said yu didnt mind the smell it was the dirt behind me ears that upset you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you read and saw a lovely profile... then arranged to meet up and they were pretty... but scruffy, even a bit grubby maybe.. would you still meet them again?

Id stick em in the bath then take em ta matalan xx "
jeeze craig ! you on commision ? xx

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"yu said yu didnt mind the smell it was the dirt behind me ears that upset you "

Maybe that meant the filth between your ears?

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

oooooooooooooooooooooh

smells

hells and

bells

not always a good thing

xxx

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By *hepussypleaserMan
over a year ago

Saundersfoot

Nope - I expect at least clean and tidy. Scruffs get the brush-off...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Depends what you mean by scruffy? We are both clean people and not without a penny or 2 but I like my hair long and have tattoos. Have had people be judgemental in the past so first appearances can deceive.

i totally agree with this, im not scruffy but to be honest the way i dress aint to everyones taste, i'll

think nothing of going to a meet in a pair of new rocks and a download t

shirt lol, dont mean im not clean, and ive had a few guys turn me down because of the way i dress, even had one guy offer to take me shopping to buy some new clothes, he said and i quote "your a good looking woman but the way you dress is less than desirable" I love new rocks and they arnt cheap "

no they not, i have 18 pairs thats range from £130 to £210 its getting a very expensive hobby now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if i felt thay was un clean no ... i can put up with not that smart even bad hair ,,,,,, but smells bad theeth and un clean yukkkkkkkkkk BIG NO NO . JO XX

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