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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

We often read of some of the rather woeful and inept introductory messages received on here.

Well good folks, this is your golden chance to seize the esteemed crown as author of the very worst!

Yes indeedy: Simply compose the most comically crass, wittily weird or laughably lewd first message to a fictional object of your desire that you can muster.

There’s a prize of a half consumed jar of gherkins for the winner.

I’ll get the metaphorical ball a’rolling with the following to give you the gist:

‘Hey baby u got great tiddys mmmmm is your cunty wet rite now? mmmmmmm

i wan to stick my 10 inch meat pole into your wet kitty. Mmmmm

fuk?’

Over to you now my fine people

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

FAF?

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

Hey sugertits wanna make woopie

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I want to lick your bean until it glows .

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex


"We often read of some of the rather woeful and inept introductory messages received on here.

Well good folks, this is your golden chance to seize the esteemed crown as author of the very worst!

Yes indeedy: Simply compose the most comically crass, wittily weird or laughably lewd first message to a fictional object of your desire that you can muster.

There’s a prize of a half consumed jar of gherkins for the winner.

I’ll get the metaphorical ball a’rolling with the following to give you the gist:

‘Hey baby u got great tiddys mmmmm is your cunty wet rite now? mmmmmmm

i wan to stick my 10 inch meat pole into your wet kitty. Mmmmm

fuk?’

Over to you now my fine people "

Does this not go against FAB rules?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We often read of some of the rather woeful and inept introductory messages received on here.

Well good folks, this is your golden chance to seize the esteemed crown as author of the very worst!

Yes indeedy: Simply compose the most comically crass, wittily weird or laughably lewd first message to a fictional object of your desire that you can muster.

There’s a prize of a half consumed jar of gherkins for the winner.

I’ll get the metaphorical ball a’rolling with the following to give you the gist:

‘Hey baby u got great tiddys mmmmm is your cunty wet rite now? mmmmmmm

i wan to stick my 10 inch meat pole into your wet kitty. Mmmmm

fuk?’

Over to you now my fine people

Does this not go against FAB rules?"

They’re works of fiction so I’d assume not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love to lick you for hours, my kids go to bed at 8, come over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit this one out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo babes,

From your profile I can tell you’re my type and I know man’s obviously your type so Tonight if you can accom, drop your addy and I can be there. Let me know also if you want one of my boys to come through as well to use you as well.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Hey baby mmmmm u have such a big clitty spray your hot cummies all over my tight boy pussy xxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo hot chick, you are mmmmmmmm fine. Please come and glaze my face like a donut with your clunge gunge. After that I’d love to spaff my baby batter all over poop shoot.

The ’s makes it flirty and jaunty right?

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

We mustn't show real messages so we won't. Though some people get

Ows u

Nice profile

U OK X

When you free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you ever know you post like Nero?

And you are more wordy than Meli?

I can shag better than Big Harold

For you are the wind beneath my winks.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Hey dude,

I see you’re straight but I need a munging buddy.

You up for some work?’

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I'm working my way through fab your the next bitch I've come too you free tonite .

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