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Meet tomorrow and spot on my arse

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

One of those big red sore ones.

Don't want to cancel but what shall I do.

I'm going down the line of liberal applications of Sudacrem and will get mr notts to apply cover up makeup before the meet.

Any other ideas?!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Slash it with a stanley knife.... it's probably in in-growing hair.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Black and Decker Mouse Sander....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squeeze it

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By *exki11enWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Before the meet, hold an ice cube to the area for as long as you can stand it. It takes the redness away and the swelling down.

If you go down the route of covering it up - green concealer counteracts red.

DON'T pop it - there'll be no hiding that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get your meat to squeeze it

Call it a bonding session

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And kind advice you unfeeling lot

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

draw another spot and a smile and say your arse is happy to see the meet...

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

felt tip pen and make out it's your new tattoo.... the pussy head could be the sun x

have a great meet

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By *rthur WrightusMan
over a year ago

Round the Bend

a quick rub down with some wet and dry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell your meet it's Susan Boyle

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Draw a face on it and say it's your conjoined twin..... he'll have a boner like a rock at the thought of shagging twin sisters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"draw another spot and a smile and say your arse is happy to see the meet... "

Love it

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"Draw a face on it and say it's your conjoined twin..... he'll have a boner like a rock at the thought of shagging twin sisters."

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Can you lance it ?

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"One of those big red sore ones.

Don't want to cancel but what shall I do.

I'm going down the line of liberal applications of Sudacrem and will get mr notts to apply cover up makeup before the meet.

Any other ideas?! "

Make sure he has other things to look at other than your spot...or a blindfold...for him not you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yes a bit of art work might disguise it. Will def consider this option

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Draw a face on it and say it's your conjoined twin..... he'll have a boner like a rock at the thought of shagging twin sisters."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"draw another spot and a smile and say your arse is happy to see the meet... "

Pmsl, brilliant!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick a big plaster over your fanny, he'll not notice your spot on your arse then.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

press down hard on it during the meet and say ' hey I squirted'........

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stick a big plaster over your fanny, he'll not notice your spot on your arse then. "

I was waiting for a plaster reply

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Tell him it's your clit.... you had it move to make it easier to find.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stick a big plaster over your fanny, he'll not notice your spot on your arse then.

I was waiting for a plaster reply "

Don't do doggy, don't do reverse cowgirl and vajazzle it, tell him it's says fuck me slowly in braille.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should thank your lucky stars its only 1. I supply my meets with a felt tip pen so they can join the spots

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You should thank your lucky stars its only 1. I supply my meets with a felt tip pen so they can join the spots "

Is that foreplay moody?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Magnesium Sulphate paste from your local chemists......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You should thank your lucky stars its only 1. I supply my meets with a felt tip pen so they can join the spots

Is that foreplay moody?!"

Only if there are 4 spots, or you hit it with a five iron and shout FOUR !

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Get a felt tip, draw a large arrow pointing towards it and write "be discreet about this huge spot. Please don't mention it"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Magnesium Sulphate paste from your local chemists...... "

Calm down its a spot not a flippin mountain size boil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You should thank your lucky stars its only 1. I supply my meets with a felt tip pen so they can join the spots

Is that foreplay moody?!"

Foreplay would be fine it's when they carry on during doggy style gets me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"draw another spot and a smile and say your arse is happy to see the meet... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Draw a face on it and tell him she's Tracey, your siamese twin

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Draw a face on it and tell him she's Tracey, your siamese twin "

Ahem. I might have a zit on my bum but I'd lilt to think if I had a twin she would not be called Tracey! ( apologies to any Tracey's out there )

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By *erebothbiCouple
over a year ago

howden


"One of those big red sore ones.

Don't want to cancel but what shall I do.

I'm going down the line of liberal applications of Sudacrem and will get mr notts to apply cover up makeup before the meet.

Any other ideas?! "
we had a meet planed last saturday and one of us had a attack of bottom buddies at 6pm saturday night.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

This thread is hilarious!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This thread is hilarious! "

Oh that's right. Flamin laugh at my expense. Mr notts has just bent me over the bed, pulled my pj bottoms down laughed , applied sudocrem , laughed and walked off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be the serious one then.

Rub it with a clearasil deep cleansing pad every hour or so. You'll be surprised how quick it works.

Before you go to bed tonight but a blob of toothpaste on it. Works wonders.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll be the serious one then.

Rub it with a clearasil deep cleansing pad every hour or so. You'll be surprised how quick it works.

Before you go to bed tonight but a blob of toothpaste on it. Works wonders. "

I used to like you! My arse hasnt got bad breath

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"This thread is hilarious!

Oh that's right. Flamin laugh at my expense. Mr notts has just bent me over the bed, pulled my pj bottoms down laughed , applied sudocrem , laughed and walked off "

Awww not laughing at you, just the suggestions.

I'd get some aloe vera and dab it on too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll be the serious one then.

Rub it with a clearasil deep cleansing pad every hour or so. You'll be surprised how quick it works.

Before you go to bed tonight but a blob of toothpaste on it. Works wonders.

I used to like you! My arse hasnt got bad breath "

The toothpaste reduced the redness. I didn't say pour mouthwash up there and gargle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Draw a face on it and tell him she's Tracey, your siamese twin

Ahem. I might have a zit on my bum but I'd lilt to think if I had a twin she would not be called Tracey! ( apologies to any Tracey's out there ) "

I apologize for not giving the boil on your arse a posh enough name... I love that the name upset you more than having a twin that looks like an arse-boil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always have a spotty butt not big ones but i always seem to have one.

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