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"I can make people cum just by looking at them all sexy. Mrs TMN x" Just pausing for a moments thought how that might go... | |||
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"I can make people cum just by looking at them all sexy. Mrs TMN x Just pausing for a moments thought how that might go... " I do the magical supersexpower look. It's a bit like laser eyes but for the sex. Then people explode in a cloud of their own jizz. | |||
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"I gain 2lbs just looking at a cake " Oh, I share this superpower! | |||
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"I can make people cum just by looking at them all sexy. Mrs TMN x Just pausing for a moments thought how that might go... I do the magical supersexpower look. It's a bit like laser eyes but for the sex. Then people explode in a cloud of their own jizz. " I feel there is a comic strip, costumes and a whole load of merch to be sold.. | |||
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"I can make people cum just by looking at them all sexy. Mrs TMN x Just pausing for a moments thought how that might go... I do the magical supersexpower look. It's a bit like laser eyes but for the sex. Then people explode in a cloud of their own jizz. " Ahhhhh I looked at your profile. Now I’ve got some cleaning up to do | |||
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"Bull shit detector extraordinaire. " I'm indeed honor to have past your test mylady My admiration for you know no limit. | |||
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"I can make people cum just by looking at them all sexy. Mrs TMN x Just pausing for a moments thought how that might go... I do the magical supersexpower look. It's a bit like laser eyes but for the sex. Then people explode in a cloud of their own jizz. Ahhhhh I looked at your profile. Now I’ve got some cleaning up to do " Oh sorry about that, don't worry, I like cleaning up | |||
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"Bull shit detector extraordinaire. " Do I really fancy you? Or am I bullshitting | |||
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"Bull shit detector extraordinaire. Do I really fancy you? Or am I bullshitting " Bit of both... | |||
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"Bull shit detector extraordinaire. I'm indeed honor to have past your test mylady My admiration for you know no limit." | |||
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"Bull shit detector extraordinaire. Do I really fancy you? Or am I bullshitting Bit of both..." Damn you’re good. | |||
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"I can shut my emotions off like a switch. The mr " You have emotions? | |||
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"I gain 2lbs just looking at a cake " Mwhaha! Me too! I gain another 3bs actually eating it lol! | |||
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"I gain 2lbs just looking at a cake Mwhaha! Me too! I gain another 3bs actually eating it lol! " Keep eating the cake you look fabulous. | |||
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"I can spot a charlatan a mile off " So when Martin Blunt is knocking out "The only one I know" you can tell its really him | |||
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"I can hold a conversation I can befriend any cat I’m kind Which makes me “kindly catchat man”. I have a cape " What colour is your cape | |||
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"I make a great cake if that counts... MJ " Its funny when I look at your profile its not your cake making ability that attracts me more your smile and gorgest body but now I know you make super cakes .I think I'm in love . | |||
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"I have many superpowers actually, chatting shit and disappointing people are probably my top two though " Being late is another | |||
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"I have many superpowers actually, chatting shit and disappointing people are probably my top two though Being late is another " Fair, very very fair! Although I prefer fashionably late, we both know there’s nothing fashionable about me | |||
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"I have many superpowers actually, chatting shit and disappointing people are probably my top two though Being late is another Fair, very very fair! Although I prefer fashionably late, we both know there’s nothing fashionable about me " 20 minutes? | |||
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"I can shut my emotions off like a switch. The mr You have emotions? " no I do have a couple buried deep within. The mr | |||
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"I always know which allen key to use just by sight. Oh why couldn’t I have a more powerful one? I'm sure Alan appreciates your talent . " | |||
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"Captain Oblivious here. I can dodge any kind of "signals" someone is sending out, even point blank LvM" I once did charity walk to London On the way down my friends and i met this woman in Leicester I thought she was getting on with one of the other guy so i sugested she come to London for the big rally at the end of the walk. When I got London she came found me said she got a friends flat in Mayfair and she want me to go with her.I no clue she fancied me and I'd made commitment to stay with the group of walkers and stay in the hotel with them.one of the many fucks I've missed out of in my life .lol | |||
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"I can fit two éclairs in my mouth at the same time. F" This I don’t believe. | |||
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"I can fit two éclairs in my mouth at the same time. F This I don’t believe. " She's a mess. Plus the cream gets everywhere. LvM | |||
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"I can fit two éclairs in my mouth at the same time. F" Special skills | |||
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"I can fit two éclairs in my mouth at the same time. F Special skills " And she can apparently. | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 19/09/23 19:24:42] ^^ his is removing posts VERY quickly " It's a special skill | |||
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"I can put people to sleep " Can you come round in about two hours I'm real trouble sleeping | |||
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"I have an uncanny ability to catch things that fall out of the cupboard. My hand has caught it before my brain has even registered it's falling. " So you are a ninja | |||
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"I can put people to sleep. With the aid of anaesthetic gases…" Kind offer Dr but rather a lady helped me go to sleep | |||
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"I can fit two éclairs in my mouth at the same time. F" Omg. That was sooooo hot | |||
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