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By *ackformore100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Tin town

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I can make people cum just by looking at them all sexy.

Mrs TMN x

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

I just don't care

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By *anted by NightMan
over a year ago

Shangri-La

I can melt an ice cube by staring at it.

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By *ackformore100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"I can make people cum just by looking at them all sexy.

Mrs TMN x"

Just pausing for a moments thought how that might go...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I gain 2lbs just looking at a cake

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I can make people cum just by looking at them all sexy.

Mrs TMN x

Just pausing for a moments thought how that might go... "

I do the magical supersexpower look. It's a bit like laser eyes but for the sex. Then people explode in a cloud of their own jizz.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"I gain 2lbs just looking at a cake "

Oh, I share this superpower!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fake one: I can’t tell because it’s nawty

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By *ackformore100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"I can make people cum just by looking at them all sexy.

Mrs TMN x

Just pausing for a moments thought how that might go...

I do the magical supersexpower look. It's a bit like laser eyes but for the sex. Then people explode in a cloud of their own jizz. "

I feel there is a comic strip, costumes and a whole load of merch to be sold..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My real superpower: I don’t know how but I make friends quite easy (in person not on here )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can turn any venue into a gay bar just by walking into it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can hold half a dozen doughnuts without using my hands

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Painfully blunt honesty and a body that let's me get away with it

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

My super power is invisibility. But it only works on women.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I can spot a charlatan a mile off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can make spider webbing

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By *teve691000Man
over a year ago

West Midlands


"I can make people cum just by looking at them all sexy.

Mrs TMN x

Just pausing for a moments thought how that might go...

I do the magical supersexpower look. It's a bit like laser eyes but for the sex. Then people explode in a cloud of their own jizz. "

Ahhhhh I looked at your profile. Now I’ve got some cleaning up to do

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

Bull shit detector extraordinaire.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"Bull shit detector extraordinaire.

"

I'm indeed honor to have past your test mylady

My admiration for you know no limit.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I can make people cum just by looking at them all sexy.

Mrs TMN x

Just pausing for a moments thought how that might go...

I do the magical supersexpower look. It's a bit like laser eyes but for the sex. Then people explode in a cloud of their own jizz.

Ahhhhh I looked at your profile. Now I’ve got some cleaning up to do "

Oh sorry about that, don't worry, I like cleaning up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bull shit detector extraordinaire.

"

Do I really fancy you? Or am I bullshitting

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By *angtidy42Couple
over a year ago

Redditch

The power of fcuk up and putting my foot in it.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Bull shit detector extraordinaire.

Do I really fancy you? Or am I bullshitting "

Bit of both...

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Bull shit detector extraordinaire.

I'm indeed honor to have past your test mylady

My admiration for you know no limit."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bull shit detector extraordinaire.

Do I really fancy you? Or am I bullshitting

Bit of both..."

Damn you’re good.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

As for superpowers I can read minds can give a woman orgasams without touching her .and have magic fingers.

I can make em laugh and smile .haven't mastered walking on water though .

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

Having a bird's eye view perspective on things so I don't just always see things from my perspective

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I couldn’t possibly tell you

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I can shut my emotions off like a switch.

The mr

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I can shut my emotions off like a switch.

The mr "

You have emotions?

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By *oecutterMan
over a year ago

Clonakilty

Asperger’s

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By *oneybee1001Woman
over a year ago

Around and about


"I gain 2lbs just looking at a cake "

Mwhaha! Me too! I gain another 3bs actually eating it lol!

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"I gain 2lbs just looking at a cake

Mwhaha! Me too! I gain another 3bs actually eating it lol! "

Keep eating the cake you look fabulous.

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester


"I can spot a charlatan a mile off "

So when Martin Blunt is knocking out "The only one I know" you can tell its really him

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Cats and little kids like me.

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By *_J111Woman
over a year ago

home

I make a great cake if that counts...

MJ

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I can hold a conversation

I can befriend any cat

I’m kind

Which makes me “kindly catchat man”. I have a cape

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By *hitney NeilWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.


"I can hold a conversation

I can befriend any cat

I’m kind

Which makes me “kindly catchat man”. I have a cape "

What colour is your cape

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"I make a great cake if that counts...

MJ "

Its funny when I look at your profile its not your cake making ability that attracts me more your smile and gorgest body but now I know you make super cakes .I think I'm in love .

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Belfast

I can get in to any womans...

Friend Zone...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can appear to be okay.

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By *adbod2godbodMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Cold war russia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody brilliant answer. Made me chuckle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can cut cake with the sharp edge of my tongue. Give me a slice and I'll show you

Bess x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I can turn men into a blibbering mess with my mouth.

#NotAllMen

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By *ex LutherMan
over a year ago

Closer than you think

Teasing

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek

I have many superpowers actually, chatting shit and disappointing people are probably my top two though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have many superpowers actually, chatting shit and disappointing people are probably my top two though "

Being late is another

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By *eelGoodIncMan
over a year ago

Mids

I always repel people that I get close to. The curse of bipolar.

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek


"I have many superpowers actually, chatting shit and disappointing people are probably my top two though

Being late is another "

Fair, very very fair! Although I prefer fashionably late, we both know there’s nothing fashionable about me

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By *ackformore100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"I have many superpowers actually, chatting shit and disappointing people are probably my top two though

Being late is another

Fair, very very fair! Although I prefer fashionably late, we both know there’s nothing fashionable about me "

20 minutes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have many superpowers actually, chatting shit and disappointing people are probably my top two though

Being late is another

Fair, very very fair! Although I prefer fashionably late, we both know there’s nothing fashionable about me "

Real

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"I can shut my emotions off like a switch.

The mr

You have emotions?

"

no I do have a couple buried deep within.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can turn into a layby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always know which allen key to use just by sight.

Oh why couldn’t I have a more powerful one?

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By *rystal DreamtimeTV/TS
over a year ago

horsham

I can completely curl my tongue so both sides touch each other

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"I always know which allen key to use just by sight.

Oh why couldn’t I have a more powerful one?

I'm sure Alan appreciates your talent .

"

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Resting bitch face and an acid tongue.

I make good cake too.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Captain Oblivious here. I can dodge any kind of "signals" someone is sending out, even point blank

LvM

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"Captain Oblivious here. I can dodge any kind of "signals" someone is sending out, even point blank

LvM"

I once did charity walk to London

On the way down my friends and i met this woman in Leicester I thought she was getting on with one of the other guy so i sugested she come to London for the big rally at the end of the walk. When I got London she came found me said she got a friends flat in Mayfair and she want me to go with her.I no clue she fancied me and I'd made commitment to stay with the group of walkers and stay in the hotel with them.one of the many fucks I've missed out of in my life .lol

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

My mind reading skill was working that day .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can memorise strings of numbers up to 18 digits long after only hearing it once.

I have an impressive memory overall. I can remember word for word what someone says. My earliest memory is from 23 months old. I’ve never met another person with such an early memory.

I am a polyglot who can easily learn languages. I am proficient to a native level in six.

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By *estrideyetMan
over a year ago

Aspatria

Not being big headed but I would say my tounge because it gives every women and orgasm they will never forget hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"[Removed by poster at 19/09/23 19:24:42]"

^^ his is removing posts VERY quickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can turn into a layby

"

We have a winner!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can fit two éclairs in my mouth at the same time.

F

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can fit two éclairs in my mouth at the same time.

F"

This I don’t believe.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"I can fit two éclairs in my mouth at the same time.

F

This I don’t believe. "

She's a mess. Plus the cream gets everywhere.

LvM

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I can fit two éclairs in my mouth at the same time.

F"

Special skills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can fit two éclairs in my mouth at the same time.

F

Special skills "

And she can apparently.

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By *ackformore100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"[Removed by poster at 19/09/23 19:24:42]

^^ his is removing posts VERY quickly "

It's a special skill

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I feel like I have the gravity of the moon sometimes in terms of taking inbound shit tbh. It's definitely a skill other people have noticed. pt

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I can be completely silent invisible or is that because possibly I’m in here

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Relaxing people

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

I can lick my elbow with my tongue, I bet you can't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Invisibility apparently!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a secret!! But if you message me privately I may divulge it.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I always know where my towel is.

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

I can put people to sleep

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

I can prove that men can multitask as I can fuck up two things at once

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"I can put people to sleep "

Can you come round in about two hours I'm real trouble sleeping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can put people to sleep. With the aid of anaesthetic gases…

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

Killing forum threads

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

I have an uncanny ability to catch things that fall out of the cupboard. My hand has caught it before my brain has even registered it's falling.

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About


"I have an uncanny ability to catch things that fall out of the cupboard. My hand has caught it before my brain has even registered it's falling.

"

So you are a ninja

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"I can put people to sleep. With the aid of anaesthetic gases…"

Kind offer Dr but rather a lady helped me go to sleep

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I can fit two éclairs in my mouth at the same time.

F"

Omg. That was sooooo hot

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