FabSwingers.com forum: Will you recognise me with my clothes on?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have to say one of the funniest things about fab is that you have seen the person naked before meeting them.

Does it make you feel more comfortable on a first social meet?

Does it break the ice for you when it actually comes down to the sex?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I didn't recognise you, OP.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I didn't recognise you, OP.

Mrs TMN

I look better with clothes on that’s why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be totally honest I don't really think about what they look like in the fab photos when I'm with someone in person. Is that abnormal?

I just focus on what I see in front of me. People never truly look like their photos do they?

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

I had this very thing happen to me recently.

I met a guy in a club and we got on well, so to speak.

So well, we decided to meet for coffee a few days later (this is already funny).

I arrived on my lunch break, wearing jeans and trainers, no makeup, you name it.

We obviously seen each other before but the look on his face was priceless!

He said “You look, erm, normal?”

Yes, I bloody do!

P. S. I recognised you straight away OP, do you remember Swindon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You looked better with your clothes on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To be totally honest I don't really think about what they look like in the fab photos when I'm with someone in person. Is that abnormal?

I just focus on what I see in front of me. People never truly look like their photos do they?"

Well you didn’t look like you do in your display picture in person

but I think that is just because the background was different.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had this very thing happen to me recently.

I met a guy in a club and we got on well, so to speak.

So well, we decided to meet for coffee a few days later (this is already funny).

I arrived on my lunch break, wearing jeans and trainers, no makeup, you name it.

We obviously seen each other before but the look on his face was priceless!

He said “You look, erm, normal?”

Yes, I bloody do!

P. S. I recognised you straight away OP, do you remember Swindon?

I’m easily recognisable at social events

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You looked better with your clothes on.

I agree. My face is my best quality though ngl

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"To be totally honest I don't really think about what they look like in the fab photos when I'm with someone in person. Is that abnormal?

I just focus on what I see in front of me. People never truly look like their photos do they?"

Serious answer - actually this!

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To be totally honest I don't really think about what they look like in the fab photos when I'm with someone in person. Is that abnormal?

I just focus on what I see in front of me. People never truly look like their photos do they?

Serious answer - actually this!

Mrs TMN x"

It’s giving sheep, Mrs TMN.

Tell me your original thoughts! In your Own words!!

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"I had this very thing happen to me recently.

I met a guy in a club and we got on well, so to speak.

So well, we decided to meet for coffee a few days later (this is already funny).

I arrived on my lunch break, wearing jeans and trainers, no makeup, you name it.

We obviously seen each other before but the look on his face was priceless!

He said “You look, erm, normal?”

Yes, I bloody do!

P. S. I recognised you straight away OP, do you remember Swindon?

I’m easily recognisable at social events

You are. You have this aura of awesomeness around you.

But you also refuse to enter the dance zone

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"To be totally honest I don't really think about what they look like in the fab photos when I'm with someone in person. Is that abnormal?

I just focus on what I see in front of me. People never truly look like their photos do they?

Serious answer - actually this!

Mrs TMN x

It’s giving sheep, Mrs TMN.

Tell me your original thoughts! In your Own words!! "

When I meet someone in real life I'm not thinking about their fab photos, cos I'm interacting with them rather than looking at a 2 dimensional curated image. Better? So demanding today

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had this very thing happen to me recently.

I met a guy in a club and we got on well, so to speak.

So well, we decided to meet for coffee a few days later (this is already funny).

I arrived on my lunch break, wearing jeans and trainers, no makeup, you name it.

We obviously seen each other before but the look on his face was priceless!

He said “You look, erm, normal?”

Yes, I bloody do!

P. S. I recognised you straight away OP, do you remember Swindon?

I’m easily recognisable at social events

You are. You have this aura of awesomeness around you.

But you also refuse to enter the dance zone

For good reason usually!! But I did end up dancing at the last group social I attended. I’m glad you missed it. You’d have been put off.

The aura was still there though

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Don't really factor it tbh.... however they may be times in my head I'm going all giggle like with the I've seen your *insert body part*

Tinder

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"I have to say one of the funniest things about fab is that you have seen the person naked before meeting them.

Does it make you feel more comfortable on a first social meet?

Does it break the ice for you when it actually comes down to the sex? "

I've only seen you with your clothes on.

*please note, this ^ is a statement of fact, not an invitation.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To be totally honest I don't really think about what they look like in the fab photos when I'm with someone in person. Is that abnormal?

I just focus on what I see in front of me. People never truly look like their photos do they?

Serious answer - actually this!

Mrs TMN x

It’s giving sheep, Mrs TMN.

Tell me your original thoughts! In your Own words!!

When I meet someone in real life I'm not thinking about their fab photos, cos I'm interacting with them rather than looking at a 2 dimensional curated image. Better? So demanding today

Thanks, gawjus! I’m feeling a little nawty today ye.

When I met you I thought about you naked most of the time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have to say one of the funniest things about fab is that you have seen the person naked before meeting them.

Does it make you feel more comfortable on a first social meet?

Does it break the ice for you when it actually comes down to the sex?

I've only seen you with your clothes on.

*please note, this ^ is a statement of fact, not an invitation.

Wanna see my friends only pics, big boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a one to one situation, there's usually been enough chat and photo (normal photo) sharing to know what to expect.

At a large group social though, it's a nightmare!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"To be totally honest I don't really think about what they look like in the fab photos when I'm with someone in person. Is that abnormal?

I just focus on what I see in front of me. People never truly look like their photos do they?

Serious answer - actually this!

Mrs TMN x

It’s giving sheep, Mrs TMN.

Tell me your original thoughts! In your Own words!!

When I meet someone in real life I'm not thinking about their fab photos, cos I'm interacting with them rather than looking at a 2 dimensional curated image. Better? So demanding today

Thanks, gawjus! I’m feeling a little nawty today ye.

When I met you I thought about you naked most of the time.

Happy to help

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't really factor it tbh.... however they may be times in my head I'm going all giggle like with the I've seen your *insert body part*

Tinder "

Sometimes when people describe something happening and they might mention like a tattoo they have (that’s not on display) and I’ll laugh and think - seen it

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"I had this very thing happen to me recently.

I met a guy in a club and we got on well, so to speak.

So well, we decided to meet for coffee a few days later (this is already funny).

I arrived on my lunch break, wearing jeans and trainers, no makeup, you name it.

We obviously seen each other before but the look on his face was priceless!

He said “You look, erm, normal?”

Yes, I bloody do!

P. S. I recognised you straight away OP, do you remember Swindon?

I’m easily recognisable at social events

You are. You have this aura of awesomeness around you.

But you also refuse to enter the dance zone

For good reason usually!! But I did end up dancing at the last group social I attended. I’m glad you missed it. You’d have been put off.

The aura was still there though

I’ll make sure to not to miss the next one (sorry in advance for my dancing moves )

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To be totally honest I don't really think about what they look like in the fab photos when I'm with someone in person. Is that abnormal?

I just focus on what I see in front of me. People never truly look like their photos do they?

Serious answer - actually this!

Mrs TMN x

It’s giving sheep, Mrs TMN.

Tell me your original thoughts! In your Own words!!

When I meet someone in real life I'm not thinking about their fab photos, cos I'm interacting with them rather than looking at a 2 dimensional curated image. Better? So demanding today

Thanks, gawjus! I’m feeling a little nawty today ye.

When I met you I thought about you naked most of the time.

Happy to help

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thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had this very thing happen to me recently.

I met a guy in a club and we got on well, so to speak.

So well, we decided to meet for coffee a few days later (this is already funny).

I arrived on my lunch break, wearing jeans and trainers, no makeup, you name it.

We obviously seen each other before but the look on his face was priceless!

He said “You look, erm, normal?”

Yes, I bloody do!

P. S. I recognised you straight away OP, do you remember Swindon?

I’m easily recognisable at social events

You are. You have this aura of awesomeness around you.

But you also refuse to enter the dance zone

For good reason usually!! But I did end up dancing at the last group social I attended. I’m glad you missed it. You’d have been put off.

The aura was still there though

I’ll make sure to not to miss the next one (sorry in advance for my dancing moves )

Apology accepted

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By *cnugatugMan
over a year ago

Chatham

Probably not

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"I have to say one of the funniest things about fab is that you have seen the person naked before meeting them.

Does it make you feel more comfortable on a first social meet?

Does it break the ice for you when it actually comes down to the sex?

I've only seen you with your clothes on.

*please note, this ^ is a statement of fact, not an invitation.

Wanna see my friends only pics, big boy

A very kind offer, unfortunately I must decline. I'm washing my hair that day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have to say one of the funniest things about fab is that you have seen the person naked before meeting them.

Does it make you feel more comfortable on a first social meet?

Does it break the ice for you when it actually comes down to the sex?

I've only seen you with your clothes on.

*please note, this ^ is a statement of fact, not an invitation.

Wanna see my friends only pics, big boy

A very kind offer, unfortunately I must decline. I'm washing my hair that day.

Great. Now you have to buy a toupee

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"To be totally honest I don't really think about what they look like in the fab photos when I'm with someone in person. Is that abnormal?

I just focus on what I see in front of me. People never truly look like their photos do they?

Serious answer - actually this!

Mrs TMN x

It’s giving sheep, Mrs TMN.

Tell me your original thoughts! In your Own words!!

When I meet someone in real life I'm not thinking about their fab photos, cos I'm interacting with them rather than looking at a 2 dimensional curated image. Better? So demanding today

Thanks, gawjus! I’m feeling a little nawty today ye.

When I met you I thought about you naked most of the time.

Happy to help

thanks

Any time. I'm a giver

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

If I've been chatting to someone at length, either through Fab or - as often is the case - WhatsApp or Telegram, then I rarely look at their profile because I looked at it sooo long ago when we first started chatting.

Therefore when I meet them I'm 'seeing' them just how I would meet anyone outside of Fab.

Granted, their profile gives me a 'teaser' but I'm happy to embrace my fab 'nude photo amnesia'.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

At my first forum social I kept seeing people's naked photos in my head while I was speaking to them.

It was quite surreal.

That soon wore off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"At my first forum social I kept seeing people's naked photos in my head while I was speaking to them.

It was quite surreal.

That soon wore off."

By the time of the orgy?

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"I have to say one of the funniest things about fab is that you have seen the person naked before meeting them.

Does it make you feel more comfortable on a first social meet?

Does it break the ice for you when it actually comes down to the sex?

I've only seen you with your clothes on.

*please note, this ^ is a statement of fact, not an invitation.

Wanna see my friends only pics, big boy

A very kind offer, unfortunately I must decline. I'm washing my hair that day.

Great. Now you have to buy a toupee

I'm gonna get a baseball cap that's got dreads attached.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually didn’t think about it but I will next time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To be totally honest I don't really think about what they look like in the fab photos when I'm with someone in person. Is that abnormal?

I just focus on what I see in front of me. People never truly look like their photos do they?

Serious answer - actually this!

Mrs TMN x

It’s giving sheep, Mrs TMN.

Tell me your original thoughts! In your Own words!!

When I meet someone in real life I'm not thinking about their fab photos, cos I'm interacting with them rather than looking at a 2 dimensional curated image. Better? So demanding today

Thanks, gawjus! I’m feeling a little nawty today ye.

When I met you I thought about you naked most of the time.

Happy to help

thanks

Any time. I'm a giver

So am I. A giver.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I've been chatting to someone at length, either through Fab or - as often is the case - WhatsApp or Telegram, then I rarely look at their profile because I looked at it sooo long ago when we first started chatting.

Therefore when I meet them I'm 'seeing' them just how I would meet anyone outside of Fab.

Granted, their profile gives me a 'teaser' but I'm happy to embrace my fab 'nude photo amnesia'. "

So you don’t masturbate regularly over their pics before meeting them? Just me that does that?

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"I actually didn’t think about it but I will next time

Stock up on mind bleach.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have to say one of the funniest things about fab is that you have seen the person naked before meeting them.

Does it make you feel more comfortable on a first social meet?

Does it break the ice for you when it actually comes down to the sex?

I've only seen you with your clothes on.

*please note, this ^ is a statement of fact, not an invitation.

Wanna see my friends only pics, big boy

A very kind offer, unfortunately I must decline. I'm washing my hair that day.

Great. Now you have to buy a toupee

I'm gonna get a baseball cap that's got dreads attached.

I can’t wait to see this SOON

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

When I meet someone in real life I'm not thinking about their fab photos, cos I'm interacting with them rather than looking at a 2 dimensional curated image. Better? So demanding today

Thanks, gawjus! I’m feeling a little nawty today ye.

When I met you I thought about you naked most of the time.

Happy to help

thanks

Any time. I'm a giver

So am I. A giver.

Well you're sure giving me a good thumbing today

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I actually didn’t think about it but I will next time

Eyes up here, Chicken!

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"Don't really factor it tbh.... however they may be times in my head I'm going all giggle like with the I've seen your *insert body part*

Tinder

Sometimes when people describe something happening and they might mention like a tattoo they have (that’s not on display) and I’ll laugh and think - seen it

Yup exactly that! The mental picture and the internal nodding uh-huh I know exactly what you mean

Tinder

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When I meet someone in real life I'm not thinking about their fab photos, cos I'm interacting with them rather than looking at a 2 dimensional curated image. Better? So demanding today

Thanks, gawjus! I’m feeling a little nawty today ye.

When I met you I thought about you naked most of the time.

Happy to help

thanks

Any time. I'm a giver

So am I. A giver.

Well you're sure giving me a good thumbing today"

Thumb in your arse during doggy

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'm so used to the naked men on here that when I actually meet someone don't think about their naked photos.

No one sees me naked until we're going to meet or are in bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had this conversation with someone at the swimming pool. I always chat to her when we're in the pool but I'd never seen her dressed until today. Nearly didn't recognise her!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"At my first forum social I kept seeing people's naked photos in my head while I was speaking to them.

It was quite surreal.

That soon wore off.

By the time of the orgy?

By the next social

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm so used to the naked men on here that when I actually meet someone don't think about their naked photos.

No one sees me naked until we're going to meet or are in bed.

I’ve met you and not seen you naked so what gives?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had this conversation with someone at the swimming pool. I always chat to her when we're in the pool but I'd never seen her dressed until today. Nearly didn't recognise her!

Did she look better or worse? Probably better without her swimming cap on right?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I had this conversation with someone at the swimming pool. I always chat to her when we're in the pool but I'd never seen her dressed until today. Nearly didn't recognise her!

The perfect opportunity to say I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had this conversation with someone at the swimming pool. I always chat to her when we're in the pool but I'd never seen her dressed until today. Nearly didn't recognise her!

The perfect opportunity to say I didn't recognise you with your clothes on."

I said that to someone recently

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I'm so used to the naked men on here that when I actually meet someone don't think about their naked photos.

No one sees me naked until we're going to meet or are in bed.

I’ve met you and not seen you naked so what gives?!

I can't very well strip off in a park, can I

Can I?

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

I think it’s kind of interesting to meet someone in a normal real life situation knowing what they look like with their clothes off.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

When I meet someone in real life I'm not thinking about their fab photos, cos I'm interacting with them rather than looking at a 2 dimensional curated image. Better? So demanding today

Thanks, gawjus! I’m feeling a little nawty today ye.

When I met you I thought about you naked most of the time.

Happy to help

thanks

Any time. I'm a giver

So am I. A giver.

Well you're sure giving me a good thumbing today

Thumb in your arse during doggy

Classic innit

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Definitely didn't recognise you at the social, Steve. Not at all

It IS a bit odd sometimes, but once you know who you're talking to, one gets over it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When I meet someone in real life I'm not thinking about their fab photos, cos I'm interacting with them rather than looking at a 2 dimensional curated image. Better? So demanding today

Thanks, gawjus! I’m feeling a little nawty today ye.

When I met you I thought about you naked most of the time.

Happy to help

thanks

Any time. I'm a giver

So am I. A giver.

Well you're sure giving me a good thumbing today

Thumb in your arse during doggy

Classic innit "

Do you bite your thumb at me?

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"I have to say one of the funniest things about fab is that you have seen the person naked before meeting them.

Does it make you feel more comfortable on a first social meet?

Does it break the ice for you when it actually comes down to the sex?

I've only seen you with your clothes on.

*please note, this ^ is a statement of fact, not an invitation.

Wanna see my friends only pics, big boy

A very kind offer, unfortunately I must decline. I'm washing my hair that day.

Great. Now you have to buy a toupee

I'm gonna get a baseball cap that's got dreads attached.

I can’t wait to see this SOON"

Next PPP for sure.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm so used to the naked men on here that when I actually meet someone don't think about their naked photos.

No one sees me naked until we're going to meet or are in bed.

I’ve met you and not seen you naked so what gives?!

I can't very well strip off in a park, can I

Can I?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have to say one of the funniest things about fab is that you have seen the person naked before meeting them.

Does it make you feel more comfortable on a first social meet?

Does it break the ice for you when it actually comes down to the sex?

I've only seen you with your clothes on.

*please note, this ^ is a statement of fact, not an invitation.

Wanna see my friends only pics, big boy

A very kind offer, unfortunately I must decline. I'm washing my hair that day.

Great. Now you have to buy a toupee

I'm gonna get a baseball cap that's got dreads attached.

I can’t wait to see this SOON

Next PPP for sure.

YES

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think it’s kind of interesting to meet someone in a normal real life situation knowing what they look like with their clothes off."

Agreed. It’s funny. I think it breaks the ice a bit for me

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

When I meet someone in real life I'm not thinking about their fab photos, cos I'm interacting with them rather than looking at a 2 dimensional curated image. Better? So demanding today

Thanks, gawjus! I’m feeling a little nawty today ye.

When I met you I thought about you naked most of the time.

Happy to help

thanks

Any time. I'm a giver

So am I. A giver.

Well you're sure giving me a good thumbing today

Thumb in your arse during doggy

Classic innit

Do you bite your thumb at me? "

I do not bite my thumb at you, sir

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Definitely didn't recognise you at the social, Steve. Not at all

It IS a bit odd sometimes, but once you know who you're talking to, one gets over it. "

I was the only Black guy there, you were the only one in a wheelchair, I think we were the most recognisable

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When I meet someone in real life I'm not thinking about their fab photos, cos I'm interacting with them rather than looking at a 2 dimensional curated image. Better? So demanding today

Thanks, gawjus! I’m feeling a little nawty today ye.

When I met you I thought about you naked most of the time.

Happy to help

thanks

Any time. I'm a giver

So am I. A giver.

Well you're sure giving me a good thumbing today

Thumb in your arse during doggy

Classic innit

Do you bite your thumb at me?

I do not bite my thumb at you, sir"

But you do bite your thumb?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

When I meet someone in real life I'm not thinking about their fab photos, cos I'm interacting with them rather than looking at a 2 dimensional curated image. Better? So demanding today

Thanks, gawjus! I’m feeling a little nawty today ye.

When I met you I thought about you naked most of the time.

Happy to help

thanks

Any time. I'm a giver

So am I. A giver.

Well you're sure giving me a good thumbing today

Thumb in your arse during doggy

Classic innit

Do you bite your thumb at me?

I do not bite my thumb at you, sir

But you do bite your thumb? "

But I do bite my thumb, sir!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When I meet someone in real life I'm not thinking about their fab photos, cos I'm interacting with them rather than looking at a 2 dimensional curated image. Better? So demanding today

Thanks, gawjus! I’m feeling a little nawty today ye.

When I met you I thought about you naked most of the time.

Happy to help

thanks

Any time. I'm a giver

So am I. A giver.

Well you're sure giving me a good thumbing today

Thumb in your arse during doggy

Classic innit

Do you bite your thumb at me?

I do not bite my thumb at you, sir

But you do bite your thumb?

But I do bite my thumb, sir! "

Fuckinggggggg what, do you quarrel?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

When I meet someone in real life I'm not thinking about their fab photos, cos I'm interacting with them rather than looking at a 2 dimensional curated image. Better? So demanding today

Thanks, gawjus! I’m feeling a little nawty today ye.

When I met you I thought about you naked most of the time.

Happy to help

thanks

Any time. I'm a giver

So am I. A giver.

Well you're sure giving me a good thumbing today

Thumb in your arse during doggy

Classic innit

Do you bite your thumb at me?

I do not bite my thumb at you, sir

But you do bite your thumb?

But I do bite my thumb, sir!

Fuckinggggggg what, do you quarrel?

Oh I dunno, I only remember the thumb part from higher English

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When I meet someone in real life I'm not thinking about their fab photos, cos I'm interacting with them rather than looking at a 2 dimensional curated image. Better? So demanding today

Thanks, gawjus! I’m feeling a little nawty today ye.

When I met you I thought about you naked most of the time.

Happy to help

thanks

Any time. I'm a giver

So am I. A giver.

Well you're sure giving me a good thumbing today

Thumb in your arse during doggy

Classic innit

Do you bite your thumb at me?

I do not bite my thumb at you, sir

But you do bite your thumb?

But I do bite my thumb, sir!

Fuckinggggggg what, do you quarrel?

Oh I dunno, I only remember the thumb part from higher English "

If you quarrel then I’ll be having ya!

It’s ok, I’d love to do Romeo and Juliette with you. My favourite scene is when they unalive.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I'm so used to the naked men on here that when I actually meet someone don't think about their naked photos.

No one sees me naked until we're going to meet or are in bed.

I’ve met you and not seen you naked so what gives?!

I can't very well strip off in a park, can I

Can I?

I will if you will.

Mind the squirrels don't get your nuts though.

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over a year ago

"I'm so used to the naked men on here that when I actually meet someone don't think about their naked photos.

No one sees me naked until we're going to meet or are in bed.

I’ve met you and not seen you naked so what gives?!

I can't very well strip off in a park, can I

Can I?

I will if you will.

Mind the squirrels don't get your nuts though."

Hold onto my nuts for me will you? So they don’t get them?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I don't really think about it and it doesn't make any difference when it comes to sex.

The last few times we've arranged to meet people socially they haven't asked for face pictures but recognise us immediately even though we turn up dressed

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over a year ago

"I don't really think about it and it doesn't make any difference when it comes to sex.

The last few times we've arranged to meet people socially they haven't asked for face pictures but recognise us immediately even though we turn up dressed

That’s so weird! I don’t know if I’d recognise someone without face pictures. Not even you two.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I don't pay much attention to photos so I wouldn't recognise most people naked.

Having fab pictures helps me in the way that they know I'm bigger before I meet them but things like my belly I will never show in pics so I'm still a little conscious of that. But once we are both naked men aren't focused on my belly lol.

Then once I know a person their body becomes irrelevant as I'm attracted to the person.

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over a year ago

"I don't pay much attention to photos so I wouldn't recognise most people naked.

Then once I know a person their body becomes irrelevant as I'm attracted to the person."

You’re attracted to my body though right?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I don't really think about it and it doesn't make any difference when it comes to sex.

The last few times we've arranged to meet people socially they haven't asked for face pictures but recognise us immediately even though we turn up dressed

That’s so weird! I don’t know if I’d recognise someone without face pictures. Not even you two. "

I wonder if we look like the only likely candidates. The last social we had the guy recognised us as we were walking down a quite crowded street...from behind

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over a year ago

"I don't really think about it and it doesn't make any difference when it comes to sex.

The last few times we've arranged to meet people socially they haven't asked for face pictures but recognise us immediately even though we turn up dressed

That’s so weird! I don’t know if I’d recognise someone without face pictures. Not even you two.

I wonder if we look like the only likely candidates. The last social we had the guy recognised us as we were walking down a quite crowded street...from behind

He said- I know that arse

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I don't really think about it and it doesn't make any difference when it comes to sex.

The last few times we've arranged to meet people socially they haven't asked for face pictures but recognise us immediately even though we turn up dressed

That’s so weird! I don’t know if I’d recognise someone without face pictures. Not even you two.

I wonder if we look like the only likely candidates. The last social we had the guy recognised us as we were walking down a quite crowded street...from behind

He said- I know that arse

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"To be totally honest I don't really think about what they look like in the fab photos when I'm with someone in person. Is that abnormal?

I just focus on what I see in front of me. People never truly look like their photos do they?"

This ^ When I'm chatting with someone in person I can certainly still be thinking "fuck, you're hot" but it's more because of what I can see and experience at the time, rather than remembering Fab photos

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To be totally honest I don't really think about what they look like in the fab photos when I'm with someone in person. Is that abnormal?

I just focus on what I see in front of me. People never truly look like their photos do they?

LvM"

Are hotter in person? I bet you are

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I have to say one of the funniest things about fab is that you have seen the person naked before meeting them.

Does it make you feel more comfortable on a first social meet?

Does it break the ice for you when it actually comes down to the sex? "

I recognised you straight away

And I bought you a drink. Because I’m nice like that. Mwah x

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over a year ago

"I have to say one of the funniest things about fab is that you have seen the person naked before meeting them.

Does it make you feel more comfortable on a first social meet?

Does it break the ice for you when it actually comes down to the sex?

I recognised you straight away

And I bought you a drink. Because I’m nice like that. Mwah x"
nice? Nice looking yes. I would.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I have to say one of the funniest things about fab is that you have seen the person naked before meeting them.

Does it make you feel more comfortable on a first social meet?

Does it break the ice for you when it actually comes down to the sex?

I recognised you straight away

And I bought you a drink. Because I’m nice like that. Mwah x nice? Nice looking yes. I would. "

Would you now? I like

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Definitely didn't recognise you at the social, Steve. Not at all

It IS a bit odd sometimes, but once you know who you're talking to, one gets over it.

I was the only Black guy there, you were the only one in a wheelchair, I think we were the most recognisable

You got it in one

Everyone knows who I am straightaway, no need to get my bazookas out

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"To be totally honest I don't really think about what they look like in the fab photos when I'm with someone in person. Is that abnormal?

I just focus on what I see in front of me. People never truly look like their photos do they?

LvM

Are hotter in person? I bet you are

Lorenzo is ALRIGHT......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have to say one of the funniest things about fab is that you have seen the person naked before meeting them.

Does it make you feel more comfortable on a first social meet?

Does it break the ice for you when it actually comes down to the sex?

I recognised you straight away

And I bought you a drink. Because I’m nice like that. Mwah x nice? Nice looking yes. I would.

Would you now? I like

I think everyone on fab knows I would. It’s true

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Definitely didn't recognise you at the social, Steve. Not at all

It IS a bit odd sometimes, but once you know who you're talking to, one gets over it.

I was the only Black guy there, you were the only one in a wheelchair, I think we were the most recognisable

You got it in one

Everyone knows who I am straightaway, no need to get my bazookas out

I know

I wanted you to get your bazookas out though

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I have to say one of the funniest things about fab is that you have seen the person naked before meeting them.

Does it make you feel more comfortable on a first social meet?

Does it break the ice for you when it actually comes down to the sex?

I recognised you straight away

And I bought you a drink. Because I’m nice like that. Mwah x nice? Nice looking yes. I would.

Would you now? I like

I think everyone on fab knows I would. It’s true"

Have you shouted it though? From the rooftops? I would love to see that video

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Definitely didn't recognise you at the social, Steve. Not at all

It IS a bit odd sometimes, but once you know who you're talking to, one gets over it.

I was the only Black guy there, you were the only one in a wheelchair, I think we were the most recognisable

You got it in one

Everyone knows who I am straightaway, no need to get my bazookas out

No but I have never seen a bazooka before so wish you had.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I'm so used to the naked men on here that when I actually meet someone don't think about their naked photos.

No one sees me naked until we're going to meet or are in bed.

I’ve met you and not seen you naked so what gives?!

I can't very well strip off in a park, can I

Can I?

I will if you will.

Mind the squirrels don't get your nuts though.

Hold onto my nuts for me will you? So they don’t get them?"

My hands are full, stick them in my mouth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have to say one of the funniest things about fab is that you have seen the person naked before meeting them.

Does it make you feel more comfortable on a first social meet?

Does it break the ice for you when it actually comes down to the sex?

I recognised you straight away

And I bought you a drink. Because I’m nice like that. Mwah x nice? Nice looking yes. I would.

Would you now? I like

I think everyone on fab knows I would. It’s true

Have you shouted it though? From the rooftops? I would love to see that video

You’ll have to buy me more than one drink for that to happen

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Definitely didn't recognise you at the social, Steve. Not at all

It IS a bit odd sometimes, but once you know who you're talking to, one gets over it.

I was the only Black guy there, you were the only one in a wheelchair, I think we were the most recognisable

You got it in one

Everyone knows who I am straightaway, no need to get my bazookas out

No but I have never seen a bazooka before so wish you had. "

I'll do that next time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm so used to the naked men on here that when I actually meet someone don't think about their naked photos.

No one sees me naked until we're going to meet or are in bed.

I’ve met you and not seen you naked so what gives?!

I can't very well strip off in a park, can I

Can I?

I will if you will.

Mind the squirrels don't get your nuts though.

Hold onto my nuts for me will you? So they don’t get them?

My hands are full, stick them in my mouth

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I don't really think about it and it doesn't make any difference when it comes to sex.

The last few times we've arranged to meet people socially they haven't asked for face pictures but recognise us immediately even though we turn up dressed

That’s so weird! I don’t know if I’d recognise someone without face pictures. Not even you two. "

I recognised Lickety immediately, by her hair and stature.

She has lovely hair.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I have to say one of the funniest things about fab is that you have seen the person naked before meeting them.

Does it make you feel more comfortable on a first social meet?

Does it break the ice for you when it actually comes down to the sex?

I recognised you straight away

And I bought you a drink. Because I’m nice like that. Mwah x nice? Nice looking yes. I would.

Would you now? I like

I think everyone on fab knows I would. It’s true

Have you shouted it though? From the rooftops? I would love to see that video

You’ll have to buy me more than one drink for that to happen"

Takeaway?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't really think about it and it doesn't make any difference when it comes to sex.

The last few times we've arranged to meet people socially they haven't asked for face pictures but recognise us immediately even though we turn up dressed

That’s so weird! I don’t know if I’d recognise someone without face pictures. Not even you two.

I recognised Lickety immediately, by her hair and stature.

She has lovely hair."

How did you recognise me? I recognised you because you told me what you were wearing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have to say one of the funniest things about fab is that you have seen the person naked before meeting them.

Does it make you feel more comfortable on a first social meet?

Does it break the ice for you when it actually comes down to the sex?

I recognised you straight away

And I bought you a drink. Because I’m nice like that. Mwah x nice? Nice looking yes. I would.

Would you now? I like

I think everyone on fab knows I would. It’s true

Have you shouted it though? From the rooftops? I would love to see that video

You’ll have to buy me more than one drink for that to happen

Takeaway?

"
ok that’ll do. I’ll do whatever you want after that

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I have to say one of the funniest things about fab is that you have seen the person naked before meeting them.

Does it make you feel more comfortable on a first social meet?

Does it break the ice for you when it actually comes down to the sex?

I recognised you straight away

And I bought you a drink. Because I’m nice like that. Mwah x nice? Nice looking yes. I would.

Would you now? I like

I think everyone on fab knows I would. It’s true

Have you shouted it though? From the rooftops? I would love to see that video

You’ll have to buy me more than one drink for that to happen

Takeaway?

ok that’ll do. I’ll do whatever you want after that"

Ooh… I’ll hold you to that

We’re gonna have sooooo much fun

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By *ornyfriendlygentlemanMan
over a year ago

Mid-Sussex

"I had this very thing happen to me recently.

I met a guy in a club and we got on well, so to speak.

So well, we decided to meet for coffee a few days later (this is already funny).

I arrived on my lunch break, wearing jeans and trainers, no makeup, youname it.

We obviously seen each other before but the look on his face was priceless!

He said “You look, erm, normal?”

Yes, I bloody do!

P. S. I recognised you straight away OP, do you remember Swindon?

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you probably look great in jeans and trainers,I love ladies in every way they dress,its the personality and a natural converstionist, that counts to me not just look the looks.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I don't really think about it and it doesn't make any difference when it comes to sex.

The last few times we've arranged to meet people socially they haven't asked for face pictures but recognise us immediately even though we turn up dressed

That’s so weird! I don’t know if I’d recognise someone without face pictures. Not even you two.

I recognised Lickety immediately, by her hair and stature.

She has lovely hair.

How did you recognise me? I recognised you because you told me what you were wearing

The swagger

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By *ovetoedgeMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

I've recognised 2 people from their pics on here, while shopping in Aldi lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, I managed to! But did you have trouble with me?

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over a year ago

"I have to say one of the funniest things about fab is that you have seen the person naked before meeting them.

Does it make you feel more comfortable on a first social meet?

Does it break the ice for you when it actually comes down to the sex? "

If someone is stood naked in front of me, it would break the ice.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I have to say one of the funniest things about fab is that you have seen the person naked before meeting them.

Does it make you feel more comfortable on a first social meet?

Does it break the ice for you when it actually comes down to the sex?

If someone is stood naked in front of me, it would break the ice.

You said I wasn’t allowed to do that at the social

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

On Holibobs

Only when you don't lie on the grass......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only when you don't lie on the grass......

I’m not much taller when I stand up

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over a year ago

"I have to say one of the funniest things about fab is that you have seen the person naked before meeting them.

Does it make you feel more comfortable on a first social meet?

Does it break the ice for you when it actually comes down to the sex?

If someone is stood naked in front of me, it would break the ice.

I would like to see it

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Not more comfortable necessarily. Sometimes I try and block out that I've seen them naked and am now talking to them.

Does it break the ice? Nope. I kind of understand why you asked that but no. I think it might do in a dress down club possibly? Because everyone is on the same level. And there for the same thing (obviously only with those they're attracted to).

Sometimes I don't recognise people and then I feel bad because they're standing in front of them and I've seen their photos but nope. Complete blank.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

I dribble whether they have got clothes on or not....

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