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"Shots fired  "Take him out FC | |||
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"That's it really "Round two it would seam about to commence . | |||
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"Shots fired
I've got my own ammo and I'm not afraid to give you pinkeye "*swings off the light fitting, catches glitter canon chucked by _nitter, sets it off in PDs face, lands on his chest and waits for reinforcements * | |||
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"What's with all the glitter hate in this place?? " We're all just very conscious of the environment  | |||
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I'm going to convert the others and they will join my cult eventually "You have a cunt?  | |||
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"What's with all the glitter hate in this place?? " It gets on my balls | |||
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"**twirls in** Hey hey hey buddy" You better be twirling straight out the door if coming here with your sparkles | |||
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"That's it really
Round two it would seam about to commence ."You were released as part of a peace treaty in Nero’s level, we’ll not be as kind this time round  | |||
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"That's it really
Round two it would seam about to commence ."There's always a second round, this is war now | |||
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"What's with all the glitter hate in this place?? We're all just very conscious of the environment "You can get environmentally friendly glitter. Along with edible glitter | |||
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"Shots fired
I've got my own ammo and I'm not afraid to give you pinkeye
*swings off the light fitting, catches glitter canon chucked by _nitter, sets it off in PDs face, lands on his chest and waits for reinforcements * "Holy moly it's like a beautiful female rambo.  | |||
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"What's with all the glitter hate in this place?? It gets on my balls "I'll lick them clean just for you | |||
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"Shots fired
I've got my own ammo and I'm not afraid to give you pinkeye
*swings off the light fitting, catches glitter canon chucked by _nitter, sets it off in PDs face, lands on his chest and waits for reinforcements * "Time to pluck the chicken (I said pluck).  | |||
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"What's with all the glitter hate in this place?? We're all just very conscious of the environment
You can get environmentally friendly glitter. Along with edible glitter "You can stay beautiful friend | |||
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"What's with all the glitter hate in this place?? It gets on my balls
I'll lick them clean just for you "In  | |||
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"Shots fired
I've got my own ammo and I'm not afraid to give you pinkeye
*swings off the light fitting, catches glitter canon chucked by _nitter, sets it off in PDs face, lands on his chest and waits for reinforcements *
Holy moly it's like a beautiful female rambo. "Argh I’ve been distracted by Joe Beans, cover my eyes coz I can’t be trusted! | |||
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"She'll be twirling in any minute! "That wasn't even planned  | |||
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"Nope. I love my glitter...it's a great cheating man deterrent "It's a any man deterrent | |||
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"What's with all the glitter hate in this place?? We're all just very conscious of the environment
You can get environmentally friendly glitter. Along with edible glitter "Oh joy, a solution to a problem that no one wanted | |||
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"Shots fired
I've got my own ammo and I'm not afraid to give you pinkeye
*swings off the light fitting, catches glitter canon chucked by _nitter, sets it off in PDs face, lands on his chest and waits for reinforcements * "Please tell me your feet aren't by my head | |||
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"Shots fired
I've got my own ammo and I'm not afraid to give you pinkeye
*swings off the light fitting, catches glitter canon chucked by _nitter, sets it off in PDs face, lands on his chest and waits for reinforcements * "Moving into all round defence, target identified. Awaiting permission to fire, over. | |||
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"**twirls in** Hey hey hey buddy You better be twirling straight out the door if coming here with your sparkles "**digs in** | |||
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"Nope. I love my glitter...it's a great cheating man deterrent
It's a any man deterrent "That's just fine. I am here for a sparkly ladies only orgy. J | |||
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"What's with all the glitter hate in this place?? We're all just very conscious of the environment
You can get environmentally friendly glitter. Along with edible glitter
Oh joy, a solution to a problem that no one wanted "Cede isn't a problem and I believe many want her. | |||
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"Shots fired
I've got my own ammo and I'm not afraid to give you pinkeye
*swings off the light fitting, catches glitter canon chucked by _nitter, sets it off in PDs face, lands on his chest and waits for reinforcements *
Moving into all round defence, target identified. Awaiting permission to fire, over. "Fire at will! | |||
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"Omg. You beat me to it
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I'm going to convert the others and they will join my cult eventually
You have a cunt? "Not quite | |||
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"Shots fired
I've got my own ammo and I'm not afraid to give you pinkeye
*swings off the light fitting, catches glitter canon chucked by _nitter, sets it off in PDs face, lands on his chest and waits for reinforcements *
Holy moly it's like a beautiful female rambo.
Argh I’ve been distracted by Joe Beans, cover my eyes coz I can’t be trusted!"You go FC you are freaking AWESOME | |||
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"Shots fired
I've got my own ammo and I'm not afraid to give you pinkeye
*swings off the light fitting, catches glitter canon chucked by _nitter, sets it off in PDs face, lands on his chest and waits for reinforcements *
Please tell me your feet aren't by my head "My arse is and I’m not afraid to fart sparkles | |||
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"That's it really "I’m with you on that | |||
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"Omg. You beat me to it
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I'm going to convert the others and they will join my cult eventually
You have a cunt?
Not quite "Do you want one? | |||
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"Nope. I love my glitter...it's a great cheating man deterrent
It's a any man deterrent
That's just fine. I am here for a sparkly ladies only orgy.
J"Don't try to sway me by saying there's a orgy | |||
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"Shots fired
I've got my own ammo and I'm not afraid to give you pinkeye
*swings off the light fitting, catches glitter canon chucked by _nitter, sets it off in PDs face, lands on his chest and waits for reinforcements *
Moving into all round defence, target identified. Awaiting permission to fire, over. "Crimson I you and find you terrifying in equal measure. I'm proud to fight by your side | |||
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"Shots fired
I've got my own ammo and I'm not afraid to give you pinkeye
*swings off the light fitting, catches glitter canon chucked by _nitter, sets it off in PDs face, lands on his chest and waits for reinforcements *
Please tell me your feet aren't by my head
My arse is and I’m not afraid to fart sparkles "This isn't on my to do list, sticks XL butt plug in you to protect myself | |||
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"That's it really
I’m with you on that "The alliance grows, we will take down these sparkley ones | |||
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"Omg. You beat me to it
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I'm going to convert the others and they will join my cult eventually
You have a cunt?
Not quite
Do you want one? "I've had lots of sex past few days so all I want is for my penis to recover | |||
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"What's with all the glitter hate in this place?? We're all just very conscious of the environment
You can get environmentally friendly glitter. Along with edible glitter
You can stay beautiful friend " | |||
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"Nope. I love my glitter...it's a great cheating man deterrent
It's a any man deterrent
That's just fine. I am here for a sparkly ladies only orgy.
J"In | |||
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"What's with all the glitter hate in this place?? We're all just very conscious of the environment
You can get environmentally friendly glitter. Along with edible glitter
Oh joy, a solution to a problem that no one wanted "Is there anything else you'd like me to help with | |||
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"Shots fired
I've got my own ammo and I'm not afraid to give you pinkeye
*swings off the light fitting, catches glitter canon chucked by _nitter, sets it off in PDs face, lands on his chest and waits for reinforcements *
Moving into all round defence, target identified. Awaiting permission to fire, over.
Crimson I you and find you terrifying in equal measure. I'm proud to fight by your side"And I promise always to be clear in what I’m asking you to do | |||
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"Omg. You beat me to it
100%
I'm going to convert the others and they will join my cult eventually
You have a cunt?
Not quite
Do you want one?
I've had lots of sex past few days so all I want is for my penis to recover "You should cover it with glitter  | |||
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"What's with all the glitter hate in this place?? We're all just very conscious of the environment
You can get environmentally friendly glitter. Along with edible glitter
Oh joy, a solution to a problem that no one wanted
Is there anything else you'd like me to help with "Is there a time limit on that offer? | |||
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"Shots fired
I've got my own ammo and I'm not afraid to give you pinkeye
*swings off the light fitting, catches glitter canon chucked by _nitter, sets it off in PDs face, lands on his chest and waits for reinforcements *
Moving into all round defence, target identified. Awaiting permission to fire, over.
Crimson I you and find you terrifying in equal measure. I'm proud to fight by your side
And I promise always to be clear in what I’m asking you to do "Cool the mags and stags stuff was a little overwhelming | |||
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"Shots fired
I've got my own ammo and I'm not afraid to give you pinkeye
*swings off the light fitting, catches glitter canon chucked by _nitter, sets it off in PDs face, lands on his chest and waits for reinforcements *
Moving into all round defence, target identified. Awaiting permission to fire, over.
Crimson I you and find you terrifying in equal measure. I'm proud to fight by your side
And I promise always to be clear in what I’m asking you to do
Cool the mags and stags stuff was a little overwhelming "Your magazine is loaded with glitter and you’re good to go!! | |||
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"She'll be twirling in any minute!
That wasn't even planned " | |||
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"Master R reporting from the front they seam to brought in reinforcements I feeling they may even be more ." I've got some moles heading over, they won't realise until we're deep inside | |||
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"Omg. You beat me to it
100%
I'm going to convert the others and they will join my cult eventually
You have a cunt?
Not quite
Do you want one?
I've had lots of sex past few days so all I want is for my penis to recover
You should cover it with glitter "Why do people want me to cover my penis in glitter? This isn't a first nudge to do it | |||
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"Shots fired
I've got my own ammo and I'm not afraid to give you pinkeye
*swings off the light fitting, catches glitter canon chucked by _nitter, sets it off in PDs face, lands on his chest and waits for reinforcements *
Moving into all round defence, target identified. Awaiting permission to fire, over.
Crimson I you and find you terrifying in equal measure. I'm proud to fight by your side
And I promise always to be clear in what I’m asking you to do
Cool the mags and stags stuff was a little overwhelming
Your magazine is loaded with glitter and you’re good to go!! "**runs into the fray** | |||
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"Nope. I love my glitter...it's a great cheating man deterrent
It's a any man deterrent
That's just fine. I am here for a sparkly ladies only orgy.
J
In "
And a video is uploading just for the glitter haters!
J | |||
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"Master R reporting from the front they seam to brought in reinforcements I feeling they may even be more . I've got some moles heading over, they won't realise until we're deep inside " Thats what he said **snickers at joke** | |||
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"Nope. I love my glitter...it's a great cheating man deterrent
It's a any man deterrent
That's just fine. I am here for a sparkly ladies only orgy.
J
In
And a video is uploading just for the glitter haters!
J"This is when I really wish you could react to videos it’s the evil laughter that really does it. | |||
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"Master R reporting from the front they seam to brought in reinforcements I feeling they may even be more . I've got some moles heading over, they won't realise until we're deep inside " Deep inside eh like sound of that .but of course as war reporter I have to an unbiased observer. but ive got medical credentials so any ladies get hurt in the conflict happy to make better . | |||
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"Omg. You beat me to it
100%
I'm going to convert the others and they will join my cult eventually
You have a cunt?
Not quite
Do you want one?
I've had lots of sex past few days so all I want is for my penis to recover
You should cover it with glitter
Why do people want me to cover my penis in glitter? This isn't a first nudge to do it "It will be pretty | |||
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"Master R reporting from the front they seam to brought in reinforcements I feeling they may even be more . I've got some moles heading over, they won't realise until we're deep inside Deep inside eh like sound of that .but of course as war reporter I have to an unbiased observer. but ive got medical credentials so any ladies get hurt in the conflict happy to make better ." Don't help them, they're ruining everything by making it sparkle | |||
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"Omg. You beat me to it
100%
I'm going to convert the others and they will join my cult eventually
You have a cunt?
Not quite
Do you want one?
I've had lots of sex past few days so all I want is for my penis to recover
You should cover it with glitter
Why do people want me to cover my penis in glitter? This isn't a first nudge to do it
It will be pretty "But I've already got a pretty one, unless I've been lied to and they're planning on covering it in a unprovoked glitter attack | |||
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"Master R reporting from the front they seam to brought in reinforcements I feeling they may even be more . I've got some moles heading over, they won't realise until we're deep inside Deep inside eh like sound of that .but of course as war reporter I have to an unbiased observer. but ive got medical credentials so any ladies get hurt in the conflict happy to make better . Don't help them, they're ruining everything by making it sparkle "PD you seem stressed would you like me to tickle your tummy? | |||
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"Nope. I love my glitter...it's a great cheating man deterrent
It's a any man deterrent
That's just fine. I am here for a sparkly ladies only orgy.
J
In
And a video is uploading just for the glitter haters!
J
This is when I really wish you could react to videos it’s the evil laughter that really does it. "I'm glad you liked the pretty sparkly boobies covered with edible glitter. And my evil chuckle.
J | |||
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"*Armoured glitter-vehicle trundles in* *Stops* *Turret winds round, seeking a target* "Holey Moley this is it | |||
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"*Armoured glitter-vehicle trundles in* *Stops* *Turret winds round, seeking a target*
Holey Moley this is it"Prepare to fire the automatic glitter gun | |||
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"Master R reporting from the front they seam to brought in reinforcements I feeling they may even be more . I've got some moles heading over, they won't realise until we're deep inside Deep inside eh like sound of that .but of course as war reporter I have to an unbiased observer. but ive got medical credentials so any ladies get hurt in the conflict happy to make better . Don't help them, they're ruining everything by making it sparkle
PD you seem stressed would you like me to tickle your tummy?"This is a trick I reckon | |||
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"Master R reporting from the front they seam to brought in reinforcements I feeling they may even be more . I've got some moles heading over, they won't realise until we're deep inside Deep inside eh like sound of that .but of course as war reporter I have to an unbiased observer. but ive got medical credentials so any ladies get hurt in the conflict happy to make better . Don't help them, they're ruining everything by making it sparkle "I've report on many war zone have to say looks your outnumber and I can see a white flag been raise and you been left with glittery appendage . | |||
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"It's a bastard to get out of your hair. " True but the trick is to own it | |||
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"*Armoured glitter-vehicle trundles in* *Stops* *Turret winds round, seeking a target*
Holey Moley this is it
Prepare to fire the automatic glitter gun "**stands clear** | |||
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"Master R reporting from the front they seam to brought in reinforcements I feeling they may even be more . I've got some moles heading over, they won't realise until we're deep inside Deep inside eh like sound of that .but of course as war reporter I have to an unbiased observer. but ive got medical credentials so any ladies get hurt in the conflict happy to make better . Don't help them, they're ruining everything by making it sparkle
PD you seem stressed would you like me to tickle your tummy?
This is a trick I reckon "(Nobody tell PD!) Ladies - let's tie him up with silly string, while he's distracted | |||
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"*Armoured glitter-vehicle trundles in* *Stops* *Turret winds round, seeking a target*
Holey Moley this is it
Prepare to fire the automatic glitter gun
**stands clear**"I'm getting in the line of fire. Sparkle me up KC! J | |||
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"Master R reporting from the front they seam to brought in reinforcements I feeling they may even be more . I've got some moles heading over, they won't realise until we're deep inside Deep inside eh like sound of that .but of course as war reporter I have to an unbiased observer. but ive got medical credentials so any ladies get hurt in the conflict happy to make better . Don't help them, they're ruining everything by making it sparkle
PD you seem stressed would you like me to tickle your tummy?
This is a trick I reckon "No no no lay your head down in my lap, its all good | |||
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"*Armoured glitter-vehicle trundles in* *Stops* *Turret winds round, seeking a target*
Holey Moley this is it
Prepare to fire the automatic glitter gun
**stands clear**"*Turret winds around to face Nerø* FIRE!! | |||
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"Master R reporting from the front they seam to brought in reinforcements I feeling they may even be more . I've got some moles heading over, they won't realise until we're deep inside Deep inside eh like sound of that .but of course as war reporter I have to an unbiased observer. but ive got medical credentials so any ladies get hurt in the conflict happy to make better . Don't help them, they're ruining everything by making it sparkle
I've report on many war zone have to say looks your outnumber and I can see a white flag been raise and you been left with glittery appendage ."^^ this | |||
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"Post script to my last report if there using eddiable or how ever it spelt glitter .it might not be so bad ." *Checks label* "Advice is to spit, not swallow" | |||
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"Master R reporting from the front they seam to brought in reinforcements I feeling they may even be more . I've got some moles heading over, they won't realise until we're deep inside Deep inside eh like sound of that .but of course as war reporter I have to an unbiased observer. but ive got medical credentials so any ladies get hurt in the conflict happy to make better . Don't help them, they're ruining everything by making it sparkle
I've report on many war zone have to say looks your outnumber and I can see a white flag been raise and you been left with glittery appendage ."I'll never surrender, I'd rather be attacked from all sides than stand down | |||
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"Gents, these sirens engage in fruitless war and we engage in power love. These vixens aren't to be trifled with. I'd still bonk a few, however. "I need to frisk them first before because they can't be trusted | |||
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"Master R reporting from the front they seam to brought in reinforcements I feeling they may even be more . I've got some moles heading over, they won't realise until we're deep inside Deep inside eh like sound of that .but of course as war reporter I have to an unbiased observer. but ive got medical credentials so any ladies get hurt in the conflict happy to make better . Don't help them, they're ruining everything by making it sparkle
PD you seem stressed would you like me to tickle your tummy?
This is a trick I reckon
No no no lay your head down in my lap, its all good"Hang on if there lap laying going on I'm quite a tired reporter I had to report on two conflicts tonite don't forget about me . | |||
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"Gents, these sirens engage in fruitless war and we engage in power love. These vixens aren't to be trifled with. I'd still bonk a few, however.
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I need to frisk them first before because they can't be trusted "• There's one or three I'd like to truss up like a piece of poultry. | |||
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"Master R reporting from the front they seam to brought in reinforcements I feeling they may even be more . I've got some moles heading over, they won't realise until we're deep inside Deep inside eh like sound of that .but of course as war reporter I have to an unbiased observer. but ive got medical credentials so any ladies get hurt in the conflict happy to make better . Don't help them, they're ruining everything by making it sparkle
PD you seem stressed would you like me to tickle your tummy?
This is a trick I reckon
No no no lay your head down in my lap, its all good"KC has given the plan away | |||
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"Master R reporting from the front they seam to brought in reinforcements I feeling they may even be more . I've got some moles heading over, they won't realise until we're deep inside Deep inside eh like sound of that .but of course as war reporter I have to an unbiased observer. but ive got medical credentials so any ladies get hurt in the conflict happy to make better . Don't help them, they're ruining everything by making it sparkle
PD you seem stressed would you like me to tickle your tummy?
This is a trick I reckon
No no no lay your head down in my lap, its all good
Hang on if there lap laying going on I'm quite a tired reporter I had to report on two conflicts tonite don't forget about me ."Pop your heads down sweet. Victory is at hand | |||
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"Master R reporting from the front they seam to brought in reinforcements I feeling they may even be more . I've got some moles heading over, they won't realise until we're deep inside Deep inside eh like sound of that .but of course as war reporter I have to an unbiased observer. but ive got medical credentials so any ladies get hurt in the conflict happy to make better . Don't help them, they're ruining everything by making it sparkle
PD you seem stressed would you like me to tickle your tummy?
This is a trick I reckon
No no no lay your head down in my lap, its all good
Hang on if there lap laying going on I'm quite a tired reporter I had to report on two conflicts tonite don't forget about me ."If this was a slasher movie I reckon you would be first victim, control yourself and don't give in so easily | |||
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"Reporting for duty. Permission to deploy sequins? " Whoop whoop Jennie is here. You guys are toast | |||
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"But how will we make your penis pretty now? "You said it was already pretty | |||
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PD you seem stressed would you like me to tickle your tummy?
This is a trick I reckon
No no no lay your head down in my lap, its all good
KC has given the plan away "*Deploys glitter glue gun* PD is stuck to the spot, sparkling like a disco ball | |||
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"Reporting for duty. Permission to deploy sequins? " Yes to sequins! Bringing out the big sparkles now! | |||
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"Master R reporting from the front they seam to brought in reinforcements I feeling they may even be more . I've got some moles heading over, they won't realise until we're deep inside Deep inside eh like sound of that .but of course as war reporter I have to an unbiased observer. but ive got medical credentials so any ladies get hurt in the conflict happy to make better . Don't help them, they're ruining everything by making it sparkle
PD you seem stressed would you like me to tickle your tummy?
This is a trick I reckon
No no no lay your head down in my lap, its all good
Hang on if there lap laying going on I'm quite a tired reporter I had to report on two conflicts tonite don't forget about me .
If this was a slasher movie I reckon you would be first victim, control yourself and don't give in so easily "that's where you my dear I'm in for the long haul .Im. Not the type to surrender .merely an observer in this conflict you wouldnt want to battle with me .lol | |||
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PD you seem stressed would you like me to tickle your tummy?
This is a trick I reckon
No no no lay your head down in my lap, its all good
Hang on if there lap laying going on I'm quite a tired reporter I had to report on two conflicts tonite don't forget about me .
If this was a slasher movie I reckon you would be first victim, control yourself and don't give in so easily that's where you my dear I'm in for the long haul .Im. Not the type to surrender .merely an observer in this conflict you wouldnt want to battle with me .lol "Buddy you're getting glitter in places it's never been before | |||
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I've report on many war zone have to say looks your outnumber and I can see a white flag been raise and you been left with glittery appendage .
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I've report on many war zone have to say looks your outnumber and I can see a white flag been raise and you been left with glittery appendage .
I'll never surrender, I'd rather be attacked from all sides than stand down
That's what Custer said."I read that as custard | |||
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I've report on many war zone have to say looks your outnumber and I can see a white flag been raise and you been left with glittery appendage .
I'll never surrender, I'd rather be attacked from all sides than stand down
That's what Custer said.
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You could always accept glitter which would preclude the need to escalate to sequins "Master reporting. Secret weapon brought in a parlay is taking place could the war be over or is he a dead man walking with glittery cock . | |||
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I've report on many war zone have to say looks your outnumber and I can see a white flag been raise and you been left with glittery appendage .
I'll never surrender, I'd rather be attacked from all sides than stand down
That's what Custer said.
I read that as custard
You're just giving us more ideas "It better be cold custard | |||
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You could always accept glitter which would preclude the need to escalate to sequins
Master reporting. Secret weapon brought in a parlay is taking place could the war be over or is he a dead man walking with glittery cock . "If I have nightmares about my cock being covered in glitter I'll be needing therapy | |||
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I've report on many war zone have to say looks your outnumber and I can see a white flag been raise and you been left with glittery appendage .
I'll never surrender, I'd rather be attacked from all sides than stand down
That's what Custer said.
I read that as custard
You're just giving us more ideas
It better be cold custard "I do like custard but prefer it cold Seam to have gone quite what could be coming next | |||
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I've report on many war zone have to say looks your outnumber and I can see a white flag been raise and you been left with glittery appendage .
I'll never surrender, I'd rather be attacked from all sides than stand down
That's what Custer said.
I read that as custard
You're just giving us more ideas
It better be cold custard
I do like custard but prefer it cold
Seam to have gone quite what could be coming next"I had warm tart and cold custard earlier | |||
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"Master R reporting from the front they seam to brought in reinforcements I feeling they may even be more . I've got some moles heading over, they won't realise until we're deep inside Deep inside eh like sound of that .but of course as war reporter I have to an unbiased observer. but ive got medical credentials so any ladies get hurt in the conflict happy to make better . Don't help them, they're ruining everything by making it sparkle
I've report on many war zone have to say looks your outnumber and I can see a white flag been raise and you been left with glittery appendage .
I'll never surrender, I'd rather be attacked from all sides than stand down
That's what Custer said.
I read that as custard
You're just giving us more ideas
It better be cold custard
I do like custard but prefer it cold
Seam to have gone quite what could be coming next
I had warm tart and cold custard earlier "Hang on where have the women gone Is this like the ending of zulu | |||
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"Master R reporting from the front they seam to brought in reinforcements I feeling they may even be more . I've got some moles heading over, they won't realise until we're deep inside Deep inside eh like sound of that .but of course as war reporter I have to an unbiased observer. but ive got medical credentials so any ladies get hurt in the conflict happy to make better . Don't help them, they're ruining everything by making it sparkle
I've report on many war zone have to say looks your outnumber and I can see a white flag been raise and you been left with glittery appendage .
I'll never surrender, I'd rather be attacked from all sides than stand down
That's what Custer said.
I read that as custard
You're just giving us more ideas
It better be cold custard
I do like custard but prefer it cold
Seam to have gone quite what could be coming next
I had warm tart and cold custard earlier
Hang on where have the women gone
Is this like the ending of zulu"They're planning something | |||
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I've report on many war zone have to say looks your outnumber and I can see a white flag been raise and you been left with glittery appendage .
I'll never surrender, I'd rather be attacked from all sides than stand down
That's what Custer said.
I read that as custard
You're just giving us more ideas
It better be cold custard
I do like custard but prefer it cold
Seam to have gone quite what could be coming next
I had warm tart and cold custard earlier
Hang on where have the women gone
Is this like the ending of zulu
They're planning something "They fucked off its been to long . | |||
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I've report on many war zone have to say looks your outnumber and I can see a white flag been raise and you been left with glittery appendage .
I'll never surrender, I'd rather be attacked from all sides than stand down
That's what Custer said.
I read that as custard
You're just giving us more ideas
It better be cold custard
I do like custard but prefer it cold
Seam to have gone quite what could be coming next
I had warm tart and cold custard earlier
Hang on where have the women gone
Is this like the ending of zulu
They're planning something
They fucked off its been to long ."Ruined their phone with glitter | |||
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I've report on many war zone have to say looks your outnumber and I can see a white flag been raise and you been left with glittery appendage .
I'll never surrender, I'd rather be attacked from all sides than stand down
That's what Custer said.
I read that as custard
You're just giving us more ideas
It better be cold custard
I do like custard but prefer it cold
Seam to have gone quite what could be coming next
I had warm tart and cold custard earlier
Hang on where have the women gone
Is this like the ending of zulu
They're planning something
They fucked off its been to long .
Ruined their phone with glitter "Talk about women been mysterious. | |||
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"Master R reporting from the front they seam to brought in reinforcements I feeling they may even be more . I've got some moles heading over, they won't realise until we're deep inside Deep inside eh like sound of that .but of course as war reporter I have to an unbiased observer. but ive got medical credentials so any ladies get hurt in the conflict happy to make better . Don't help them, they're ruining everything by making it sparkle
I've report on many war zone have to say looks your outnumber and I can see a white flag been raise and you been left with glittery appendage .
I'll never surrender, I'd rather be attacked from all sides than stand down
That's what Custer said.
I read that as custard
You're just giving us more ideas
It better be cold custard
I do like custard but prefer it cold
Seam to have gone quite what could be coming next
I had warm tart and cold custard earlier
Hang on where have the women gone
Is this like the ending of zulu
They're planning something
They fucked off its been to long .
Ruined their phone with glitter
Talk about women been mysterious."See them coming a mile away with all that glitter | |||
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I've report on many war zone have to say looks your outnumber and I can see a white flag been raise and you been left with glittery appendage .
I'll never surrender, I'd rather be attacked from all sides than stand down
That's what Custer said.
I read that as custard
You're just giving us more ideas
It better be cold custard
I do like custard but prefer it cold
Seam to have gone quite what could be coming next
I had warm tart and cold custard earlier
Hang on where have the women gone
Is this like the ending of zulu
They're planning something
They fucked off its been to long .
Ruined their phone with glitter
Talk about women been mysterious.
See them coming a mile away with all that glitter "Maybe but you didnt see them go. Perhaps they come back tomorrow but strange ending like zulu just going . | |||
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I've report on many war zone have to say looks your outnumber and I can see a white flag been raise and you been left with glittery appendage .
I'll never surrender, I'd rather be attacked from all sides than stand down
That's what Custer said.
I read that as custard
You're just giving us more ideas
It better be cold custard
I do like custard but prefer it cold
Seam to have gone quite what could be coming next
I had warm tart and cold custard earlier
Hang on where have the women gone
Is this like the ending of zulu
They're planning something
They fucked off its been to long .
Ruined their phone with glitter
Talk about women been mysterious.
See them coming a mile away with all that glitter
Maybe but you didnt see them go.
Perhaps they come back tomorrow but strange ending like zulu just going ."They got distracted by penis, it happens all the time | |||
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Have you not heard, there's a world glitter shortage. The stuff on the market is an inferior product from North Korea. Trading standards are exposing those suspected of hoarding. They are coming down hard on them, imposing stiff sentences in penal colonies. "I’m not surprised there’s a shortage after last nights antics | |||
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Have you not heard, there's a world glitter shortage. The stuff on the market is an inferior product from North Korea. Trading standards are exposing those suspected of hoarding. They are coming down hard on them, imposing stiff sentences in penal colonies. "Penis colonies? Where do I sign up?? | |||
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"We have been quietly refilling our glitter canons, silly string bazookas and lipstick holders
Have you not heard, there's a world glitter shortage. The stuff on the market is an inferior product from North Korea. Trading standards are exposing those suspected of hoarding. They are coming down hard on them, imposing stiff sentences in penal colonies.
I’m not surprised there’s a shortage after last nights antics "I had the weirdest dream last night, it was all about gender reveal, with lots of pink and blue glitter (and pink and blue chez lounges), and then it turned out that the bloke had no idea what the gender of the baby was going to be, and his partner after all the glitter canons had gone off asked him if it was going to be a boy or a girl reacted very stoically when he said "I don't know" with a solitary "oh". That'll teach me to go to sleep with Fab Forum open on my phone! | |||
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It was mayhem, but the women either retreated or regrouped underground in their bunkers, awaiting an opportune time to strike. It's the double fronted bazookas that are the concern."Aren't they always? | |||
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It was mayhem, but the women either retreated or regrouped underground in their bunkers, awaiting an opportune time to strike. It's the double fronted bazookas that are the concern.
Aren't they always? "No, sometimes one has to watch out for the wide load as they turn - that big end can cause serious damage if it is not tightly controlled | |||
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"It appears I slept through the second Glittergeddon
It was mayhem, but the women either retreated or regrouped underground in their bunkers, awaiting an opportune time to strike. It's the double fronted bazookas that are the concern.
Aren't they always?
No, sometimes one has to watch out for the wide load as they turn - that big end can cause serious damage if it is not tightly controlled "I can see why you'd prefer a tightly controlled wide load | |||
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"It appears I slept through the second Glittergeddon
It was mayhem, but the women either retreated or regrouped underground in their bunkers, awaiting an opportune time to strike. It's the double fronted bazookas that are the concern.
Aren't they always?
No, sometimes one has to watch out for the wide load as they turn - that big end can cause serious damage if it is not tightly controlled
I can see why you'd prefer a tightly controlled wide load "Hang on. We were talking about glitter. How did you do that?! | |||
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It was mayhem, but the women either retreated or regrouped underground in their bunkers, awaiting an opportune time to strike. It's the double fronted bazookas that are the concern.
Aren't they always?
No, sometimes one has to watch out for the wide load as they turn - that big end can cause serious damage if it is not tightly controlled
I can see why you'd prefer a tightly controlled wide load
Hang on. We were talking about glitter. How did you do that?! "Sniggers and lays a few more booby traps for the unsuspecting | |||
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"It appears I slept through the second Glittergeddon
It was mayhem, but the women either retreated or regrouped underground in their bunkers, awaiting an opportune time to strike. It's the double fronted bazookas that are the concern.
Aren't they always?
No, sometimes one has to watch out for the wide load as they turn - that big end can cause serious damage if it is not tightly controlled
I can see why you'd prefer a tightly controlled wide load
Hang on. We were talking about glitter. How did you do that?!
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"It appears I slept through the second Glittergeddon
It was mayhem, but the women either retreated or regrouped underground in their bunkers, awaiting an opportune time to strike. It's the double fronted bazookas that are the concern.
Aren't they always?
No, sometimes one has to watch out for the wide load as they turn - that big end can cause serious damage if it is not tightly controlled
I can see why you'd prefer a tightly controlled wide load
Hang on. We were talking about glitter. How did you do that?!
Sniggers and lays a few more booby traps for the unsuspecting
!!! Warning !!! Booby traps ahead, sisters!! "Sneaks off the battle field for a time out (bloody bosses, I hate it when they interfere with my work life balance!) | |||
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"MasterR reporting after tactical withdrawal last nite by the women they have regrouped and cicaling there prey .who knows when battle will commence again ." I think they're waiting to see what we deploy, reckon we've got them scared as they don't know what is planned | |||
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"MasterR reporting after tactical withdrawal last nite by the women they have regrouped and cicaling there prey .who knows when battle will commence again . I think they're waiting to see what we deploy, reckon we've got them scared as they don't know what is planned " Underestimate women with glitter AT YOUR PERIL! | |||
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"MasterR reporting from the front the back and the side The men have mustered few reenforcements the still lull in the battle fence atmostpher in the air .both groups recording their next move I think I'll have a tuna sarni." The machines are readying, they won't know what's hit them soon | |||
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"MasterR reporting from the front the back and the side The men have mustered few reenforcements the still lull in the battle fence atmostpher in the air .both groups recording their next move I think I'll have a tuna sarni. The machines are readying, they won't know what's hit them soon " Just wait until he's had his tuna sarnie tho. | |||
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"It appears I slept through the second Glittergeddon
It was mayhem, but the women either retreated or regrouped underground in their bunkers, awaiting an opportune time to strike. It's the double fronted bazookas that are the concern.
Aren't they always?
No, sometimes one has to watch out for the wide load as they turn - that big end can cause serious damage if it is not tightly controlled
I can see why you'd prefer a tightly controlled wide load
Hang on. We were talking about glitter. How did you do that?!
Sniggers and lays a few more booby traps for the unsuspecting
!!! Warning !!! Booby traps ahead, sisters!! "Plotted on the maps, take the new route! | |||
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"MasterR reporting after tactical withdrawal last nite by the women they have regrouped and cicaling there prey .who knows when battle will commence again . I think they're waiting to see what we deploy, reckon we've got them scared as they don't know what is planned Underestimate women with glitter AT YOUR PERIL!"You ladies haven't seen what arrived at the depot last night to push you all back. With this wind it will really work in our favour as well | |||
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"*Challenger wheelchair-tank re-enters the battlefield* Glitter-glue gun is refilled "On my signal! Take aim! | |||
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"Glitter is evil. Glitter paint and Glitter glue are good." Private posh! Cover mrskc, she’s going in! Aim for the eyes! | |||
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"Unicorn jizz can fuck right off. Next target identified, ladies "He’s first on the hit list | |||
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"MasterR reporting after tactical withdrawal last nite by the women they have regrouped and cicaling there prey .who knows when battle will commence again . I think they're waiting to see what we deploy, reckon we've got them scared as they don't know what is planned Underestimate women with glitter AT YOUR PERIL!
You ladies haven't seen what arrived at the depot last night to push you all back. With this wind it will really work in our favour as well "You're going to FART us out? | |||
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"Unicorn jizz can fuck right off. Next target identified, ladies
He’s first on the hit list "Yass! Get IN | |||
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"MasterR reporting after tactical withdrawal last nite by the women they have regrouped and cicaling there prey .who knows when battle will commence again . I think they're waiting to see what we deploy, reckon we've got them scared as they don't know what is planned Underestimate women with glitter AT YOUR PERIL!
You ladies haven't seen what arrived at the depot last night to push you all back. With this wind it will really work in our favour as well
You're going to FART us out? "Typical stinky man tactics | |||
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"*Challenger wheelchair-tank re-enters the battlefield* Glitter-glue gun is refilled
On my signal! Take aim!"Wouldn’t be doing that if I were you! | |||
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"*Challenger wheelchair-tank re-enters the battlefield* Glitter-glue gun is refilled
On my signal! Take aim!
Wouldn’t be doing that if I were you! "CHAAAAAAAAARGE | |||
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"MasterR reporting after tactical withdrawal last nite by the women they have regrouped and cicaling there prey .who knows when battle will commence again . I think they're waiting to see what we deploy, reckon we've got them scared as they don't know what is planned Underestimate women with glitter AT YOUR PERIL!
You ladies haven't seen what arrived at the depot last night to push you all back. With this wind it will really work in our favour as well
You're going to FART us out? "We could add farts to our special weapons for extra kick | |||
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"MasterR reporting after tactical withdrawal last nite by the women they have regrouped and cicaling there prey .who knows when battle will commence again . I think they're waiting to see what we deploy, reckon we've got them scared as they don't know what is planned Underestimate women with glitter AT YOUR PERIL!
You ladies haven't seen what arrived at the depot last night to push you all back. With this wind it will really work in our favour as well
You're going to FART us out?
Typical stinky man tactics "He's been eating egg sarnies ALL night, I reckon! | |||
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"MasterR reporting after tactical withdrawal last nite by the women they have regrouped and cicaling there prey .who knows when battle will commence again . I think they're waiting to see what we deploy, reckon we've got them scared as they don't know what is planned Underestimate women with glitter AT YOUR PERIL!
You ladies haven't seen what arrived at the depot last night to push you all back. With this wind it will really work in our favour as well
You're going to FART us out?
Typical stinky man tactics "Was only yesterday you threatening to fart glitter in my face | |||
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"*Challenger wheelchair-tank re-enters the battlefield* Glitter-glue gun is refilled
On my signal! Take aim!
Wouldn’t be doing that if I were you!
CHAAAAAAAAARGE "That's it, firing the machines up | |||
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"*Challenger wheelchair-tank re-enters the battlefield* Glitter-glue gun is refilled
On my signal! Take aim!
Wouldn’t be doing that if I were you!
CHAAAAAAAAARGE "Take him out. Run him down. FREEDOM! | |||
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