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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Monday night get it out of your system

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By *NGthe2ndWoman
over a year ago

Here and there

My pondering for tonight.

Are Brussel sprouts just really tiny cabbages because you can peel the leaves off the same

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"My pondering for tonight.

Are Brussel sprouts just really tiny cabbages because you can peel the leaves off the same

No. I eat cabbage, any cabbage, but sprouts ?

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Why were dust bins round now square be triangle next

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By *eebl6666Man
over a year ago

castlebar

Dust particles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If vegetable oil is made of vegetables, olive oil made from olives - what is baby oil made from ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

7 of 9 people like Star Trek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why were dust bins round now square be triangle next

Round bins were emptied manually by the bin men/women so shape didn't matter.

Square bins now because they get hooked onto the bin truck to be emptied.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Is that a dagger I see before me .

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By *929Man
over a year ago

northumberland

A woman at the gym calls me names, and I kind of like it

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By *otthehorneMan
over a year ago

doggersville

6 out of 7 dwarfs aren’t happy!!

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

"Don't wake the Rhino" (Sammy Valentino)

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

To be or not to be

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

FFS Carol it’s Monday night.. get your fucking wheelie bin out so I know what bin week it is woman

#binwars

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

Radom musings after visiting a farm last week.

Alpacas smell of apple juice and marshmallows. Llamas smell of tears and cigarette butts.

Alpaca hooves are made of freshly laid snow and glitter. Llama hooves are made of Satan juice.

Alpacas will tuck you in at night making sure you're snug in bed and read you a bedtime story. Llamas will leave a dirty protest under the pillow and frame the cat. Then at night sneak in and do a dump on your forehead for good measure and smash it in with their Satan hooves.

Alpacas give Irregular Choice gift vouchers as presents and British Retro dresses. Llamas hand out used toilet tissue full of children's nightmares.

So to clarify: alpacas are loveable. Llamas simply masquerade as the good guys but they're insolent arseholes.

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

Something Random

Sorry I couldn't help it

**hands head and shuffles out**

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Why were dust bins round now square be triangle next

Round bins were emptied manually by the bin men/women so shape didn't matter.

Square bins now because they get hooked onto the bin truck to be emptied.

But miss's a round bin could still do the job of a square bin

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

POTATOES!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just calm down Amy you're penis is too big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does the tin man have a sheet metal cock ?

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By *antricSeeker60Man
over a year ago

Durham

It is very important to have someone who lets you be what you are and nourishes your mind and your soul, not your ego.

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By *ewels74Woman
over a year ago

Dundee/Angus/Blackpool

When the dentist gives you a filling but its not in the normal teeth that is square but the little ones that are pointy, like just why and would it stay there cause my tongue keeps touching around it out of habit haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m obsessed with baskets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it true if you don't use it you loose it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shrubbery!

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By *r-8-BBCMan
over a year ago

LONDON

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire

I'm munching a pack of Rowntrees Randoms...any one else like these? and which ones are your favorite?

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