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"Bin them the next time I get petrol!!" Why do you wait until you get petrol? | |||
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"I heard Obi accepts donations of the new ones as he loves to test them OP "How did I stumble across this comment? 
Yes, I test toys at times for a certain company. It's fun. As for what happens to old ones? There is a tou heaven and it's by way of the local recycling centre. Just try and make sure you don't rock up on one of those days when one of the jobsworths wants to go though every bin liner with a fine tooth comb to check you're not putting stuff in the wrong skip - as that can be quite 'entertaining'.....
Suction cup dildos do, however, make great hood ornaments for local boy racers cars, with the simple application of a bit of superglue.  | |||
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I think I have a dildo stashed somewhere, that's all I've got. | |||
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"How many toys do people have?
I think I have a dildo stashed somewhere, that's all I've got. "I have *some* toys. That's all I'm saying...... | |||
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"How many toys do people have?
I think I have a dildo stashed somewhere, that's all I've got.
I have *some* toys. That's all I'm saying...... "Enough to make visits to toy heaven. Riiiight... | |||
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"How many toys do people have?
I think I have a dildo stashed somewhere, that's all I've got. "Only 1 !! I haven't counted mine but I've definitely got at least 3 rabbits, 4 vibrators, 5 clit suction things, 2 butt plugs , a double ended dildo, too lazy to look in the box but I know that there is more in there than mentioned above. Damn lovehoney with all their offers. | |||
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"Old sex toys join all the calculators in silicon heaven "Has that got anything to do with being stuck opposite Brigitte Nielsen in a packed lift? | |||
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"Old sex toys join all the calculators in silicon heaven
Has that got anything to do with being stuck opposite Brigitte Nielsen in a packed lift?"  it does | |||
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"How many toys do people have?
I think I have a dildo stashed somewhere, that's all I've got.
Only 1 !! I haven't counted mine but I've definitely got at least 3 rabbits, 4 vibrators, 5 clit suction things, 2 butt plugs , a double ended dildo, too lazy to look in the box but I know that there is more in there than mentioned above. Damn lovehoney with all their offers. "And I don't even use the dildo! Buried in a box somewhere. I've never used a rabbit or a wand (or is a rabbit a wand??). Wow that's a lot of stuff. | |||
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"Old sex toys join all the calculators in silicon heaven "Love a good Red Dwarf reference. Makes me want to binge watch them again for like the millionth time haha | |||
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"You can use them for self defense. "Some definitely can be used that way | |||
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"How many toys do people have?
I think I have a dildo stashed somewhere, that's all I've got. "Just sex toys? 10 or so dildos 10-15 anal toys (plugs etc) 1 Bluetooth remote control vibe 5 varying 'basic vibrators' 1 mini wand 1 mains powered Hitachi magic wand (an original American one that's about 20 years old now) 1 rechargeable doxy wand... And 2 suitcases of BDSM kit. As for the OP I'm not sure I've ever actually thrown one away | |||
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"…yeah yeah there’s probably been a million threads about this and sure, I could go and look… " "…but I want to know: " " - what do you do with old sex toys you don’t or can’t use anymore? " Bin her off and get a newer model " - is there a sex toy heaven? " Yes, town on a Saturday night " - what about toys you bought by mistake and never used, but it’s too late to send them back? " Ghost and block | |||
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"How many toys do people have?
I think I have a dildo stashed somewhere, that's all I've got.
Just sex toys?
10 or so dildos
10-15 anal toys (plugs etc)
1 Bluetooth remote control vibe
5 varying 'basic vibrators'
1 mini wand
1 mains powered Hitachi magic wand (an original American one that's about 20 years old now)
1 rechargeable doxy wand...
And 2 suitcases of BDSM kit.
As for the OP I'm not sure I've ever actually thrown one away " Wow. Just wow.
I have heard about those doxy wands a LOT. But I have excellent orgasms without any assistance - I just can't be arsed & I'm broke! | |||
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"How many toys do people have?" At my peak I had 5 cockrings (3 cheap plastic ones, a vibrating one and a Lovense Diamo), 5 wands (including 2 Lovense Domis and one with 3 interchangeable heads, including a male masturbator), 12 anal toys (set of 3 training plugs, a small jewelled plug, 2 vibrating beads, 3 vibrating plugs / p-spot massagers, an inflatable plug, and both the Lovense Hush 2 and Edge 2), 3 masturbators (a cheap thing, a fleshlight and a Lovense Max 2), a glans massager (Lovense Gush).. I *think* that's it
p.s. yes, I have a slight obsession with the Lovense toys, but I love the remote control element | |||
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"How many toys do people have? At my peak I had 5 cockrings (3 cheap plastic ones, a vibrating one and a Lovense Diamo), 5 wands (including 2 Lovense Domis and one with 3 interchangeable heads, including a male masturbator), 12 anal toys (set of 3 training plugs, a small jewelled plug, 2 vibrating beads, 3 vibrating plugs / p-spot massagers, an inflatable plug, and both the Lovense Hush 2 and Edge 2), 3 masturbators (a cheap thing, a fleshlight and a Lovense Max 2), a glans massager (Lovense Gush).. I *think* that's it
p.s. yes, I have a slight obsession with the Lovense toys, but I love the remote control element"I started humming the 12 days of Christmas in the middle.
I'm quite wary of a remote control thingy. But I gather some women are keen? | |||
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"…yeah yeah there’s probably been a million threads about this and sure, I could go and look… …but I want to know: - what do you do with old sex toys you don’t or can’t use anymore? - is there a sex toy heaven? - what about toys you bought by mistake and never used, but it’s too late to send them back? "I seem to be hijacking the thread, sorry OP!  | |||
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"How many toys do people have?
I think I have a dildo stashed somewhere, that's all I've got. "If you're feeling left out you could get some on your next visit to Tesco or Boots. A friend informed me of this. | |||
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"How many toys do people have?
I think I have a dildo stashed somewhere, that's all I've got.
If you're feeling left out you could get some on your next visit to Tesco or Boots. A friend informed me of this. " someone might see me, Davie | |||
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"I put my old sex toys in a box, I put that in a bag and then I put the bag in a bin. "The same though I double bag as we have community bins | |||
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"How many toys do people have?
I think I have a dildo stashed somewhere, that's all I've got.
If you're feeling left out you could get some on your next visit to Tesco or Boots. A friend informed me of this.
someone might see me, Davie "Wear a hat and go to the self-service checkout. That's what my friend did!  | |||
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"I started humming the 12 days of Christmas in the middle.
I'm quite wary of a remote control thingy. But I gather some women are keen?"Hahaha, it did feel like that! I have since had a clearout. Also realised I forgot a couple of lil cheap bullet vibes and vibing cock ring like you get in the shops or the toilets. I appreciate the remote control stuff isn't for everyone, but there's a host of options. You can use the app for local play, where you can send patterns or contorl locally (e.g. a partner could control you), as well as sync with music, etc.. For long distance you can sync, if you have a partner with a toy too, or you can do remote control. The control bit can be a specific person or group you give up control to, it could be that you open it up to any of your "friends" online, or you can get a link to share in various dedicate link sharing places so someone random can take control.. it also has the option to chat, or do voice notes, and send pictures, etc., as you play too! Can highly recommend the lovense range | |||
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Or just chuck it in the bin
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The rest of my toys will be the surprise package for my daughter when she comes to clear my house out after my demise, which according to my medical team is not too far away  | |||
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"How many toys do people have?
I think I have a dildo stashed somewhere, that's all I've got.
If you're feeling left out you could get some on your next visit to Tesco or Boots. A friend informed me of this.
someone might see me, Davie
Wear a hat and go to the self-service checkout. That's what my friend did! "Or...save my bank account and don't buy toys! I don't have any desire for them. | |||
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"How many toys do people have?
I think I have a dildo stashed somewhere, that's all I've got.
If you're feeling left out you could get some on your next visit to Tesco or Boots. A friend informed me of this.
someone might see me, Davie
Wear a hat and go to the self-service checkout. That's what my friend did!
Or...save my bank account and don't buy toys! I don't have any desire for them. "That's what I would do. As for the desire... | |||
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"How many toys do people have?
I think I have a dildo stashed somewhere, that's all I've got.
If you're feeling left out you could get some on your next visit to Tesco or Boots. A friend informed me of this.
someone might see me, Davie
Wear a hat and go to the self-service checkout. That's what my friend did!
Or...save my bank account and don't buy toys! I don't have any desire for them.
That's what I would do. As for the desire... "Is it to own lots of gadgets? And lay them all out on a bed and take a photo? Cos that's popular. | |||
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"And lay them all out on a bed and take a photo? Cos that's popular. "I've only done that once, upon request, I think from another Fab member. They may have all been out and a good rumage through when I've had a new partner, but that's different doing it in person | |||
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"And lay them all out on a bed and take a photo? Cos that's popular.
I've only done that once, upon request, I think from another Fab member. They may have all been out and a good rumage through when I've had a new partner, but that's different doing it in person "Nowt like a good rummage! | |||
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"Is this about that massive dildo you once purchased? "I can neither confirm or deny this comment… | |||
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I’d completely forgotten about this until I just kicked the giant unused dildo currently being used as a door stop | |||
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"…yeah yeah there’s probably been a million threads about this and sure, I could go and look… …but I want to know: - what do you do with old sex toys you don’t or can’t use anymore? - is there a sex toy heaven? - what about toys you bought by mistake and never used, but it’s too late to send them back? "Bury them in the garden give them a little memorial service. | |||
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