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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's what you get for haggling you see Eddie"

'Wot a kick in the bollocks!?'

"No, he just slipped and steadied himself by placing his boot between my testicles!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on Eddie, there must be more to life than juggs"

"Nope! A wazzo pair of juggs it is"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just listening to Ade Edmondson on Desert Island Discs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just listening to Ade Edmondson on Desert Island Discs "

I'll find it and have a listen, thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just listening to Ade Edmondson on Desert Island Discs "

Not my humour but was reading an interesting interview with Ade about Rik and another about Ade's mh issues

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Come on Eddie, there must be more to life than juggs"

"Nope! A wazzo pair of juggs it is""

"So you're looking for somebody homely, with cooking skills, fun to be with... and a wazzle pair of jugs!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello big tits... Fancy some action?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mayall dressed as Kilroy-Silk:

"Should traffic wardens be armed?... In the studi...."

(Falls down the stairs).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I say what a smashing blouse you have on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How DARE you accuse me of masturbating!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you know... I think i'll.... ... nah i'll just go to sleep!

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Spudgun: Why do we have to wear dressing gowns anyway? We look stupid.

Richie : They're not dressing gowns, anus, they're cowls. What kind of devil worshippers are you?

Spudgun : Ones that don't like wearing dressing gowns.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just listening to Ade Edmondson on Desert Island Discs

Not my humour but was reading an interesting interview with Ade about Rik and another about Ade's mh issues "

I'll also have a look for that too. Thank you. They're a niche comic duo, but love em'!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mayall dressed as Kilroy-Silk:

"Should traffic wardens be armed?... In the studi...."

(Falls down the stairs)."

"Eddie, why do you never flush the toilet?!"

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Gas man!!! GAS MAAAAN!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Spudgun: Why do we have to wear dressing gowns anyway? We look stupid.

Richie : They're not dressing gowns, anus, they're cowls. What kind of devil worshippers are you?

Spudgun : Ones that don't like wearing dressing gowns.

"Eddie, give me the cattleprod, GIVE IT TO ME!!"

'Ok'

Fzzzzzzttttttt ...... Spluuuuurrtzzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mayall dressed as Kilroy-Silk:

"Should traffic wardens be armed?... In the studi...."

(Falls down the stairs).

"Eddie, why do you never flush the toilet?!" "

Lol!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello big tits... Fancy some action?"

I know it looks like it, but that's not my leg in there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hang on to this' its the banister"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How DARE you accuse me of masturbating!?"

"I was just saying it's incredible it opens on that exact page!"

'Yes and the reason you said that is because you know that's always the page I look at when I'm having a Wan.... Get outa my house!'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"May I say what a smashing blouse you have on."

Yes you may.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do your balls hang low?

Can you swing 'em to and fro?

Can you tie 'em in a knot?

Can you tie 'em in a bow?

Do you get a funny feeling when they're hanging from the ceiling?

Oh you'll never be a sailor if your balls hang low!

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

"Spudgun: Why do we have to wear dressing gowns anyway? We look stupid.

Richie : They're not dressing gowns, anus, they're cowls. What kind of devil worshippers are you?

Spudgun : Ones that don't like wearing dressing gowns.

"Eddie, give me the cattleprod, GIVE IT TO ME!!"

'Ok'

Fzzzzzzttttttt ...... Spluuuuurrtzzzzzz

ahh canne wait to watch it on Halloween

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I don't like sprouts!

Nobody likes sprouts!

Why do we have them then?

Because it's Christmas!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just listening to Ade Edmondson on Desert Island Discs

I'll find it and have a listen, thanks.

Have a hanky close by

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just listening to Ade Edmondson on Desert Island Discs

I'll find it and have a listen, thanks.

Have a hanky close by "

I will.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do your balls hang low?

Can you swing 'em to and fro?

Can you tie 'em in a knot?

Can you tie 'em in a bow?

Do you get a funny feeling when they're hanging from the ceiling?

Oh you'll never be a sailor if your balls hang low!"

Thread closer sir.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't like sprouts!

Nobody likes sprouts!

Why do we have them then?

Because it's Christmas!"

No watching telly until the Queens speech!... Well, unless there's a bond film on obviously.

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

Must've been a Great Dane!

We can't camp here, we're not French.

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By *oding1Man
over a year ago

marlow

Goateam ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... I think it's time to go to the toilet. Eddie, wouldn't you like to come to the toilet with me?"

"Have you got a REAL woman in there?"

"WHAT? You think I'm some kind of sexual inadequate? I have a very full and rich and varied sex life, thank you very much!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“What was that film where they ate each other?”

“Deep Throat, wasn't it?”

“Yeah, that's right...”

“Yeah.”

“Great, wasn't it?”

“Hrrrr!”

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

Well drink up your tea before it gets hot !

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Rik: Why are you eating lard?

Eddie: Because I'm hungry and I'm too d*unk to cook!

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By *anSMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Gas man!!! GAS MAAAAN!!!"

Came here for this comment haha..

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

"It's over there...by the gusset". Ade after he and Rich put on the same stocking mask to rob and could not find their car!

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By *ake_or_deathMan
over a year ago

Manchester

'We are men of science!'

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By *cnugatugMan
over a year ago

Chatham

Xylophone fish

Nah it would sink wouldn't it

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By *cnugatugMan
over a year ago

Chatham

Eddie: My Great-Uncle Percy was in the trenches of the first world war. You know what he used to say?

Richie: What?

Eddie: AAH! BLOODY HELL! GERMANS! THOUSANDS OF 'EM! AAAH!

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Richie Pushes Eddie in to the sex shop. Eddie acts nervous.

Shop Assistant: Can I help you, sir?

Eddie: This is a sex shop, isn't it?

Shop Assistant: Yes.

Eddie: (slaps money down) I'll have five quids worth then!

Shop Assistant: Very droll, sir, I haven’t heard that one before.

Eddie: Haven't you? Shall I tell it again?

Shop Assistant: No thank you sir, I'd rather have a pineapple inserted violently into my rectum.

Eddie: You've been working here too long mate.

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By *ravelling_WilburyMan
over a year ago

Beverley

'yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.....windsmear!'

'I only want to see Dez Lynham's hammerhead! '

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By *ravelling_WilburyMan
over a year ago

Beverley

"'We are men of science!'"

Grabbing the massive dildo. Hahaha. Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men of science... classic

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By *ake_or_deathMan
over a year ago

Manchester

'Wombles!'

'He's out! No, he's back in. Oh, they've closed the curtains.'

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