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What historical figure would you like to marry?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And which one would you just fuck?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Marry Henry the 8th.

Fuck the Marquis de Sade

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Marry Henry the 8th.

Fuck the Marquis de Sade "

That's scary.

I was going to say that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Marry Henry the 8th.

Fuck the Marquis de Sade "

Henry and you would’ve been such a power couple

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

When I was little I wanted to be Mrs Incredible Hulk

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"Marry Henry the 8th.

Fuck the Marquis de Sade

That's scary.

I was going to say that "

Great minds think alike?

Probably more fools rarely differ

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Marry Henry the 8th.

Fuck the Marquis de Sade

That's scary.

I was going to say that

Great minds think alike?

Probably more fools rarely differ "

I'm pleading the fifth... but you're always right

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I was little I wanted to be Mrs Incredible Hulk"

^ size queen

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"When I was little I wanted to be Mrs Incredible Hulk

^ size queen "

Is this a fabisim I haven't come across?

I just wanted to be green

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I was little I wanted to be Mrs Incredible Hulk

^ size queen

Is this a fabisim I haven't come across?

I just wanted to be green"

Well hulk would’ve had a massive dick init

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’d like to have married Coretta Scott and been faithful to her

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"When I was little I wanted to be Mrs Incredible Hulk

^ size queen

Is this a fabisim I haven't come across?

I just wanted to be green

Well hulk would’ve had a massive dick init "

Oh so a size queen is a lady that prefers a well endowed partner. Got it and thanks for the education

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By *apidaryMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Marry Lady Emma Hamilton.

Fuck Miss Piggy. Not a disguised insult, she was just so spirited and bright no sane man (or frog) could have failed to wonder what she would have been like in bed. Reader, don't pretend you don't see what I mean.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I was little I wanted to be Mrs Incredible Hulk

^ size queen

Is this a fabisim I haven't come across?

I just wanted to be green

Well hulk would’ve had a massive dick init

Oh so a size queen is a lady that prefers a well endowed partner. Got it and thanks for the education "

I don’t actually know I was only joking…

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Marry Lady Emma Hamilton.

Fuck Miss Piggy. Not a disguised insult, she was just so spirited and bright no sane man (or frog) could have failed to wonder what she would have been like in bed. Reader, don't pretend you don't see what I mean."

Underrated comment

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"When I was little I wanted to be Mrs Incredible Hulk

^ size queen

Is this a fabisim I haven't come across?

I just wanted to be green

Well hulk would’ve had a massive dick init

Oh so a size queen is a lady that prefers a well endowed partner. Got it and thanks for the education

I don’t actually know I was only joking…"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I was little I wanted to be Mrs Incredible Hulk

^ size queen

Is this a fabisim I haven't come across?

I just wanted to be green

Well hulk would’ve had a massive dick init

Oh so a size queen is a lady that prefers a well endowed partner. Got it and thanks for the education

I don’t actually know I was only joking…

"

Hulk Smash?

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"When I was little I wanted to be Mrs Incredible Hulk

^ size queen

Is this a fabisim I haven't come across?

I just wanted to be green

Well hulk would’ve had a massive dick init

Oh so a size queen is a lady that prefers a well endowed partner. Got it and thanks for the education

I don’t actually know I was only joking…

Hulk Smash?"

Yes the fact that he was a man of few words did not hurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I was little I wanted to be Mrs Incredible Hulk

^ size queen

Is this a fabisim I haven't come across?

I just wanted to be green

Well hulk would’ve had a massive dick init

Oh so a size queen is a lady that prefers a well endowed partner. Got it and thanks for the education

I don’t actually know I was only joking…

Hulk Smash?

Yes the fact that he was a man of few words did not hurt "

He seems like he’d be able to open a jar too. Winning.

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"When I was little I wanted to be Mrs Incredible Hulk

^ size queen

Is this a fabisim I haven't come across?

I just wanted to be green

Well hulk would’ve had a massive dick init

Oh so a size queen is a lady that prefers a well endowed partner. Got it and thanks for the education

I don’t actually know I was only joking…

Hulk Smash?

Yes the fact that he was a man of few words did not hurt

He seems like he’d be able to open a jar too. Winning."

Indeed. Although I can open any jar these days all by myself. If you put a knife to the lip of the jar and lid you release the pressure and you are in. You're welcome

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

Fuck: Debbie Harry

Marry the most beautiful woman on Earth: Evangeline Lilly

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Fuck Lord Byron. Marry Arthur Miller.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I was little I wanted to be Mrs Incredible Hulk

^ size queen

Is this a fabisim I haven't come across?

I just wanted to be green

Well hulk would’ve had a massive dick init

Oh so a size queen is a lady that prefers a well endowed partner. Got it and thanks for the education

I don’t actually know I was only joking…

Hulk Smash?

Yes the fact that he was a man of few words did not hurt

He seems like he’d be able to open a jar too. Winning.

Indeed. Although I can open any jar these days all by myself. If you put a knife to the lip of the jar and lid you release the pressure and you are in. You're welcome"

I would like to act all macho and pretend I can open any jar but I have terrible grip strength

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon


"Fuck Lord Byron. Marry Arthur Miller."

Lord Baron yes, he'd have been fun. Probably better before the days of his crippling syphilis though!

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon


"Fuck Lord Byron. Marry Arthur Miller.

Lord Baron yes, he'd have been fun. Probably better before the days of his crippling syphilis though!"

Byron even.. .

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Marry Henry the 8th.

Fuck the Marquis de Sade "

Henry?

I suppose you'd both have a thing for head.

Just with him they didn't have to be attached.......

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"Fuck Lord Byron. Marry Arthur Miller.

Lord Baron yes, he'd have been fun. Probably better before the days of his crippling syphilis though!"

We have antibiotics now. That will sort him out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fuck Lord Byron. Marry Arthur Miller.

Lord Baron yes, he'd have been fun. Probably better before the days of his crippling syphilis though!

We have antibiotics now. That will sort him out. "

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon


"Fuck Lord Byron. Marry Arthur Miller.

Lord Baron yes, he'd have been fun. Probably better before the days of his crippling syphilis though!

We have antibiotics now. That will sort him out. "

Very true. I might also be inclined to ask him to stop fucking his half sister too

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"When I was little I wanted to be Mrs Incredible Hulk

^ size queen

Is this a fabisim I haven't come across?

I just wanted to be green

Well hulk would’ve had a massive dick init

Oh so a size queen is a lady that prefers a well endowed partner. Got it and thanks for the education

I don’t actually know I was only joking…

Hulk Smash?

Yes the fact that he was a man of few words did not hurt

He seems like he’d be able to open a jar too. Winning.

Indeed. Although I can open any jar these days all by myself. If you put a knife to the lip of the jar and lid you release the pressure and you are in. You're welcome

I would like to act all macho and pretend I can open any jar but I have terrible grip strength "

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"When I was little I wanted to be Mrs Incredible Hulk

^ size queen

Is this a fabisim I haven't come across?

I just wanted to be green

Well hulk would’ve had a massive dick init

Oh so a size queen is a lady that prefers a well endowed partner. Got it and thanks for the education

I don’t actually know I was only joking…

Hulk Smash?

Yes the fact that he was a man of few words did not hurt

He seems like he’d be able to open a jar too. Winning.

Indeed. Although I can open any jar these days all by myself. If you put a knife to the lip of the jar and lid you release the pressure and you are in. You're welcome

I would like to act all macho and pretend I can open any jar but I have terrible grip strength "

Dude you won't need it. The suckered pops right off

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Hmmmmmm. I think I'd have married Buddy Holly. I don't know the other answer tbh. Maybe Joseph Philippe Lemercier Laroche - very handsome chap.

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London

None, but for different reasons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like a Duke please. One of the handsome youngish ones in the 18th century with a HUGE estate and marvellous carriages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like a Duke please. One of the handsome youngish ones in the 18th century with a HUGE estate and marvellous carriages "

I mean COUNTRY estate Pickle. Just before you get on with your innuendo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd like a Duke please. One of the handsome youngish ones in the 18th century with a HUGE estate and marvellous carriages

I mean COUNTRY estate Pickle. Just before you get on with your innuendo. "

Size queen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like a Duke please. One of the handsome youngish ones in the 18th century with a HUGE estate and marvellous carriages

I mean COUNTRY estate Pickle. Just before you get on with your innuendo.

Size queen"

Bite me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd like a Duke please. One of the handsome youngish ones in the 18th century with a HUGE estate and marvellous carriages

I mean COUNTRY estate Pickle. Just before you get on with your innuendo.

Size queen

Bite me"

Whenever I’ve asked you’ve gone on some boring lecture about me being too young and too sexy for you

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By *weet.touchMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Marry Marilyn Monroe.

Fuck thatcher so I could ch0ke her and spit on her. Maybe break a hip or two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like a Duke please. One of the handsome youngish ones in the 18th century with a HUGE estate and marvellous carriages

I mean COUNTRY estate Pickle. Just before you get on with your innuendo.

Size queen

Bite me

Whenever I’ve asked you’ve gone on some boring lecture about me being too young and too sexy for you"

Pish

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Marry Marilyn Monroe.

Fuck thatcher so I could ch0ke her and spit on her. Maybe break a hip or two"

No, no, no. The latter is not acceptable, no matter what you thought of MT.

Why spoil a light hearted thread?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd like a Duke please. One of the handsome youngish ones in the 18th century with a HUGE estate and marvellous carriages

I mean COUNTRY estate Pickle. Just before you get on with your innuendo.

Size queen

Bite me

Whenever I’ve asked you’ve gone on some boring lecture about me being too young and too sexy for you

Pish "

Ok so I can bite you then?

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By *iggy5Man
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

Cleopatra.

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By *weet.touchMan
over a year ago

liverpool


"Marry Marilyn Monroe.

Fuck thatcher so I could ch0ke her and spit on her. Maybe break a hip or two

No, no, no. The latter is not acceptable, no matter what you thought of MT.

Why spoil a light hearted thread? "

That is light hearted, plus its just a joke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like a Duke please. One of the handsome youngish ones in the 18th century with a HUGE estate and marvellous carriages

I mean COUNTRY estate Pickle. Just before you get on with your innuendo.

Size queen

Bite me

Whenever I’ve asked you’ve gone on some boring lecture about me being too young and too sexy for you

Pish

Ok so I can bite you then? "

NOOO!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Marry Marilyn Monroe.

Fuck thatcher so I could ch0ke her and spit on her. Maybe break a hip or two

No, no, no. The latter is not acceptable, no matter what you thought of MT.

Why spoil a light hearted thread?

That is light hearted, plus its just a joke. "

It was a hideous "joke"

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Marry Marilyn Monroe.

Fuck thatcher so I could ch0ke her and spit on her. Maybe break a hip or two

No, no, no. The latter is not acceptable, no matter what you thought of MT.

Why spoil a light hearted thread?

That is light hearted, plus its just a joke. "

No, it's vile.

I'm no fan of MT, but such threatening sexual violence? Nah. Not funny. Or acceptable.

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Marry: Ursula Le Guin - because she's endlessly fascinating and I've loved her writings all my life.

Fuck: Mata Hari - because she was awesome, energetic, creative and supposedly the greatest shag of her generation.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Bum Gengis Khan

Marry mother Theresa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marry Sigmund Freud

Fuck Jesus.

I'm going to hell and I'm perfectly ok with that!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Marry Sigmund Freud

Fuck Jesus.

I'm going to hell and I'm perfectly ok with that! "

Well....he did like getting nailed.

Too soon.....?

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By *weet.touchMan
over a year ago

liverpool


"Marry Marilyn Monroe.

Fuck thatcher so I could ch0ke her and spit on her. Maybe break a hip or two

No, no, no. The latter is not acceptable, no matter what you thought of MT.

Why spoil a light hearted thread?

That is light hearted, plus its just a joke.

No, it's vile.

I'm no fan of MT, but such threatening sexual violence? Nah. Not funny. Or acceptable. "

Since i have to explain...she might of been into a bit of rough play. Who threatened sexual violence? Not me.

Choking is a kink, spitting is a kink. Breaking a hip is a phrase used to insinuate a good fucking. It would of all been consensual, love.

I'm not here to argue anyway so let's just say you're opinions right.

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By *weet.touchMan
over a year ago

liverpool


"Marry Sigmund Freud

Fuck Jesus.

I'm going to hell and I'm perfectly ok with that!

Well....he did like getting nailed.

Too soon.....? "

OMG did you see what he wrote about Jesus, Karen?

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria


"Marry Sigmund Freud

Fuck Jesus.

I'm going to hell and I'm perfectly ok with that!

Well....he did like getting nailed.

Too soon.....? "

To many 'mother' issues there, surely.

Mind you, I bet a MFM with Jesus and Mary Magdalene would be memorable... especially the second coming.

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria


"Marry Sigmund Freud

Fuck Jesus.

I'm going to hell and I'm perfectly ok with that!

Well....he did like getting nailed.

Too soon.....?

To many 'mother' issues there, surely.

Mind you, I bet a MFM with Jesus and Mary Magdalene would be memorable... especially the second coming."

* FMF I meant.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Marry Sigmund Freud

Fuck Jesus.

I'm going to hell and I'm perfectly ok with that!

Well....he did like getting nailed.

Too soon.....?

To many 'mother' issues there, surely.

Mind you, I bet a MFM with Jesus and Mary Magdalene would be memorable... especially the second coming."

He's not a repeater though

Took him several days to rise again. Allegedly.....

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London


"Marry Sigmund Freud

Fuck Jesus.

I'm going to hell and I'm perfectly ok with that! "

Ew for Freud. That's messed up.

No comment on Jesus.

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London

As mythology seems to be on the table, I'd like to change my answer to fuck the Olympian Goddesses please.

Athena for her wisdom, Artemis for her coolness (I know she's not interested lol, but this is fantasy), Aphrodite for her beauty.

Disclaimer: I'd like to add that any Goddess who's offended to not be in the list, they're included too - don't want to be cursed! I'm clearly overthinking this now.

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

None of em i dont like butterflys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dunno, who had the nicest tits?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Oh god knowing me I would just marry all of them

Oops

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea


"Marry Henry the 8th.

Fuck the Marquis de Sade

That's scary.

I was going to say that "

Would have thought marrying him would be scary - there'd be a 33% chance of you losing your head

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By *immy200TV/TS
over a year ago

chester

My choices for this would change every time I was asked I think.

However tonight it would be marry Olivia Newton John, shag Madonna.

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By *andsolo21Man
over a year ago

Salisbury

You won’t like him when he gets angry

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By *lleyCat1969Man
over a year ago

Folkestone

Marry Princess Margaret (weird, I know), fuck Wilma Flintstone.

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By *uff the Boner!Man
over a year ago

SWANSEA


"Marry Henry the 8th.

Fuck the Marquis de Sade "

Off with her head!

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By *ackdaw52Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Marry Jane Austen.

Fuck Boudicca

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd marry Countess Margavitch and fuck Marie Antonette

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By *heBestDiscretionMan
over a year ago

London

Fuck Julie d'Aubigny

Marry Hedy Lamarr

First post in the forums and it's a good 'un!

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By *ldgeezermeMan
over a year ago

Corralejo Surfing Colours


"When I was little I wanted to be Mrs Incredible Hulk

^ size queen

Is this a fabisim I haven't come across?

I just wanted to be green

Well hulk would’ve had a massive dick init "

No he doesn't, why do think he's furious all the time

Drives an Audi too

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