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If you could swap one thing for another right now, what would you give and like to receive?
I'd gladly offer a Jaffa 'jonut' (maybe even two) in return for 5 minutes with a nice pair of boobs to use as a pillow. ?? | |||
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"I'll trade a blow job for pringles. Real pringles. I'm not cheap "Fuck. And all I have is Aldi own brand.....hey ho.  | |||
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"Not at all about shops.
If you could swap one thing for another right now, what would you give and like to receive?
I'd gladly offer a Jaffa 'jonut' (maybe even two) in return for 5 minutes with a nice pair of boobs to use as a pillow. ??"Mine aren't bad, fancy a swap?   | |||
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"I'll trade a blow job for pringles. Real pringles. I'm not cheap
Fuck.
And all I have is Aldi own brand.....hey ho. "They're quite tasty | |||
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"I have a cookie but I'm keeping it or would consider trading for another cookie" Bigger? | |||
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"I have a cookie but I'm keeping it or would consider trading for another cookie Bigger?" **hands over smaller but delicious cookie** | |||
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"I'll trade a blow job for pringles. Real pringles. I'm not cheap
Fuck.
And all I have is Aldi own brand.....hey ho.
They're quite tasty "Pffft. Fine. Obi... I'm in. | |||
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"Maybe a parrot. What to swap though. Possibly a hamster." I want a parrot but I don't have a hamster  | |||
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"I'll trade a blow job for pringles. Real pringles. I'm not cheap
Fuck.
And all I have is Aldi own brand.....hey ho.
They're quite tasty
Pffft.
Fine. Obi... I'm in."Really had to twist your arm there | |||
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"I'll trade a blow job for pringles. Real pringles. I'm not cheap
Fuck.
And all I have is Aldi own brand.....hey ho.
They're quite tasty
Pffft.
Fine. Obi... I'm in.
Really had to twist your arm there"Kinda really want the pringles and the blow job... | |||
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"Funnily enough I made some cookies this afternoon. Not sure I want to give any of them up though …" **smiles and waves** | |||
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"I'll trade a blow job for pringles. Real pringles. I'm not cheap
Fuck.
And all I have is Aldi own brand.....hey ho.
They're quite tasty
Pffft.
Fine. Obi... I'm in.
Really had to twist your arm there
Kinda really want the pringles and the blow job... "He might throw one in? You've got excellent pillows | |||
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"I'd trade half a packet of Cheetos for a snog  "Er. Quarter of a packet.  | |||
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"I'll trade a blow job for pringles. Real pringles. I'm not cheap
Fuck.
And all I have is Aldi own brand.....hey ho.
They're quite tasty
Pffft.
Fine. Obi... I'm in.
Really had to twist your arm there
Kinda really want the pringles and the blow job...
He might throw one in? You've got excellent pillows "Oooh. This is a good point. I shall wait and see | |||
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"I’ll give a nice head and shoulder massage, if someone chooses an outfit for me for tomorrow. That’s all I need right now "Deal | |||
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"I have a cookie but I'm keeping it or would consider trading for another cookie Bigger? **hands over smaller but delicious cookie**"  Cheeto? | |||
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"Funnily enough I made some cookies this afternoon. Not sure I want to give any of them up though …" Stop tempting me with food! First the home made bread, now the cookies! | |||
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"**smiles and waves**" Okay, *you* can have a cookie. Let’s pretend it’s a reward for the cute photos you posted earlier. | |||
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"I have a cookie but I'm keeping it or would consider trading for another cookie Bigger? **hands over smaller but delicious cookie** Cheeto? "Hey the packs empty  | |||
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"Stop tempting me with food! First the home made bread, now the cookies! "Next you’ll be after my lasagne … | |||
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"**smiles and waves** Okay, *you* can have a cookie. Let’s pretend it’s a reward for the cute photos you posted earlier." **secures cookie and gives RGT a wiggle** thank you muchly kind Sir | |||
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"Stop tempting me with food! First the home made bread, now the cookies!
Next you’ll be after my lasagne …"Just call me garfield! | |||
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"I have a cookie but I'm keeping it or would consider trading for another cookie Bigger? **hands over smaller but delicious cookie** Cheeto?
Hey the packs empty "runs away | |||
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"I'll trade a blow job for pringles. Real pringles. I'm not cheap
Fuck.
And all I have is Aldi own brand.....hey ho.
They're quite tasty
Pffft.
Fine. Obi... I'm in.
Really had to twist your arm there
Kinda really want the pringles and the blow job...
He might throw one in? You've got excellent pillows
Oooh. This is a good point. I shall wait and see "Damn. If only I wasn't tucked up in bed watching the rugby..... | |||
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"Stop tempting me with food! First the home made bread, now the cookies!
Next you’ll be after my lasagne …"I've got a slightly ratty stufed koala?? | |||
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"I'll trade a blow job for pringles. Real pringles. I'm not cheap
Fuck.
And all I have is Aldi own brand.....hey ho.
They're quite tasty
Pffft.
Fine. Obi... I'm in.
Really had to twist your arm there
Kinda really want the pringles and the blow job...
He might throw one in? You've got excellent pillows
Oooh. This is a good point. I shall wait and see
Damn. If only I wasn't tucked up in bed watching the rugby....."Leaving the woman hanging!!!  | |||
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"I'll trade a blow job for pringles. Real pringles. I'm not cheap
Fuck.
And all I have is Aldi own brand.....hey ho.
They're quite tasty
Pffft.
Fine. Obi... I'm in.
Really had to twist your arm there
Kinda really want the pringles and the blow job...
He might throw one in? You've got excellent pillows
Oooh. This is a good point. I shall wait and see
Damn. If only I wasn't tucked up in bed watching the rugby....."You're such a dick  | |||
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"I have a cookie but I'm keeping it or would consider trading for another cookie Bigger? **hands over smaller but delicious cookie** Cheeto?
Hey the packs empty
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"Maybe a parrot. What to swap though. Possibly a hamster. I want a parrot but I don't have a hamster "I suddenly have a different swap in mind | |||
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"I have a cookie but I'm keeping it or would consider trading for another cookie Bigger? **hands over smaller but delicious cookie** Cheeto?
Hey the packs empty
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Dang it I don't do running"...runs very slowly away... | |||
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"Maybe a parrot. What to swap though. Possibly a hamster. I want a parrot but I don't have a hamster
I suddenly have a different swap in mind "That's cos you NEVER HAD A HAMSTER to swap!  | |||
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"Maybe a parrot. What to swap though. Possibly a hamster. I want a parrot but I don't have a hamster
I suddenly have a different swap in mind "Hit me with it Hans **checks how many cookies are left** | |||
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"I have a cookie but I'm keeping it or would consider trading for another cookie Bigger? **hands over smaller but delicious cookie** Cheeto?
Hey the packs empty
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Dang it I don't do running
...runs very slowly away..."NO RUNNING come back and sit down wr can do some twirling and share RGTs cookie | |||
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"I’d swap the chocolates I have for the chocolates I wanted. " Why has this got me questioning life | |||
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"I’d swap the chocolates I have for the chocolates I wanted. Why has this got me questioning life " Why did you have to make it about life, Jamie, FFS. I’d swap you for an UNLOS at this point. | |||
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"I'll trade a blow job for pringles. Real pringles. I'm not cheap "What flavour??? Asking for a friend. | |||
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"I’d swap the chocolates I have for the chocolates I wanted. Why has this got me questioning life Why did you have to make it about life, Jamie, FFS. I’d swap you for an UNLOS at this point. " You could be the author of the next Live Love Laugh phenomenon | |||
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"I'll swap the bottle of wine in my fridge for a back massage as I'm aching. "Before I agree what wine is it?? Lol | |||
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"I have a cat to trade in for cake, any cake not fussy at this point" You would trade your cat  | |||
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"I have a cat to trade in for cake, any cake not fussy at this point You would trade your cat "For cake yes  | |||
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"I have a cat to trade in for cake, any cake not fussy at this point You would trade your cat
For cake yes "Blocked and reported | |||
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"I have a cat to trade in for cake, any cake not fussy at this point You would trade your cat
For cake yes
Blocked and reported "Why thank you | |||
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"A boiler service for a BJ" Surely for what you can make from a boiler service you could afford a top class 'massage' on adult Work? | |||
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"Maybe a parrot. What to swap though. Possibly a hamster. I want a parrot but I don't have a hamster
I suddenly have a different swap in mind
That's cos you NEVER HAD A HAMSTER to swap! "That's a complex detail. One I need to attend to. | |||
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"I have a cat to trade in for cake, any cake not fussy at this point" What about if I bring lots of cake and we let the cats play together and wear each other out. I'll bring booze too. | |||
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"I have a cat to trade in for cake, any cake not fussy at this point You would trade your cat
For cake yes
Blocked and reported
Why thank you "I have paid adoption fees, spayed, vaccinated and chipped two cats, who promptly moved next door. I am currently feeding a feral cat | |||
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"I've got squishy boobs and a huge belly that make amazing pillows. Happy to swap 1/2 of squashy cuddles and home made cake for someone who can teach psycho kitten not to attack me 24/7. " What about I give you a cat who can teach the psycho kitten and in return I take that delicious cake off your hands | |||
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"Maybe a parrot. What to swap though. Possibly a hamster. I want a parrot but I don't have a hamster
I suddenly have a different swap in mind
Hit me with it Hans **checks how many cookies are left**"Now there's a thought. Aren't you a font of inspiration.  | |||
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"I have a cat to trade in for cake, any cake not fussy at this point You would trade your cat
For cake yes
Blocked and reported
Why thank you
I have paid adoption fees, spayed, vaccinated and chipped two cats, who promptly moved next door. I am currently feeding a feral cat "Such a cat thing to do! | |||
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"I'll swap the bottle of wine in my fridge for a back massage as I'm aching.
Before I agree what wine is it?? Lol"A white Zinfandel | |||
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"I have a cat to trade in for cake, any cake not fussy at this point You would trade your cat
For cake yes "Black forest Gatuex any good? | |||
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"I've got squishy boobs and a huge belly that make amazing pillows. Happy to swap 1/2 of squashy cuddles and home made cake for someone who can teach psycho kitten not to attack me 24/7. What about I give you a cat who can teach the psycho kitten and in return I take that delicious cake off your hands "Done deal. What cake you want? | |||
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"I've got squishy boobs and a huge belly that make amazing pillows. Happy to swap 1/2 of squashy cuddles and home made cake for someone who can teach psycho kitten not to attack me 24/7. What about I give you a cat who can teach the psycho kitten and in return I take that delicious cake off your hands
Done deal. What cake you want?"I'm not fussy | |||
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"I have a cat to trade in for cake, any cake not fussy at this point You would trade your cat
For cake yes
Blocked and reported
Why thank you
I have paid adoption fees, spayed, vaccinated and chipped two cats, who promptly moved next door. I am currently feeding a feral cat
Such a cat thing to do! "My neighbours worship cats. My cats work this out very quickly | |||
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"I have a cat to trade in for cake, any cake not fussy at this point You would trade your cat
For cake yes
Black forest Gatuex any good? "Yeah....Now, the cat I was going to send is now a dog, but it's OK, I am sure I can teach him to meow | |||
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"I have a cat to trade in for cake, any cake not fussy at this point You would trade your cat
For cake yes
Blocked and reported
Why thank you
I have paid adoption fees, spayed, vaccinated and chipped two cats, who promptly moved next door. I am currently feeding a feral cat
Such a cat thing to do!
My neighbours worship cats. My cats work this out very quickly "My Cat does this too! It's like cat roulette....my cat is at my neighbours and then the neighbours cat (Floofy cat) comes to mine!! He tries to come in the house but I can't let him! The dog would think he's a snack | |||
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"I have a cat to trade in for cake, any cake not fussy at this point You would trade your cat
For cake yes
Black forest Gatuex any good?
Yeah....Now, the cat I was going to send is now a dog, but it's OK, I am sure I can teach him to meow "Hummmm I can live with a dog I guess, but I'm keeping a slice of cake for myself. | |||
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"I'll trade a blow job for pringles. Real pringles. I'm not cheap
What flavour???
Asking for a friend. "Salt n vinegar | |||
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"I’d swap the chocolates I have for the chocolates I wanted. Why has this got me questioning life Why did you have to make it about life, Jamie, FFS. I’d swap you for an UNLOS at this point. You could be the author of the next Live Love Laugh phenomenon " Live laugh love omg I’m Crine | |||
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"I would exchange tea making services for any lovely hair people to wash and dry my hair for me and do that scalp massage thing you crafty witches do that feels like massage for the brain "Wait, wait, wait a minute. I know I’m going away back up the thread here but this is important. Yes. That scalp massage thing that hairdressers do *is* witchcraft. It’s amazing. Do hairdressers know how downright sexual it is? I never want it to end. | |||
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"Maybe a parrot. What to swap though. Possibly a hamster. I want a parrot but I don't have a hamster
I suddenly have a different swap in mind
Hit me with it Hans **checks how many cookies are left**
Now there's a thought. Aren't you a font of inspiration. "Am I becoming your muse? | |||
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"I'll trade a blow job for pringles. Real pringles. I'm not cheap
What flavour???
Asking for a friend.
Salt n vinegar "Oh no, for some unknown reason, the fine folk at Pringles decided to add milk to the Salt and Vinegar flavour. Could I interest you in the Original flavour instead please? They're my go to! | |||
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"I'll trade a blow job for pringles. Real pringles. I'm not cheap
What flavour???
Asking for a friend.
Salt n vinegar
Oh no, for some unknown reason, the fine folk at Pringles decided to add milk to the Salt and Vinegar flavour. Could I interest you in the Original flavour instead please? They're my go to!"Second best is still a win! | |||
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"I have a cookie but I'm keeping it or would consider trading for another cookie Bigger? **hands over smaller but delicious cookie** Cheeto?
Hey the packs empty
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Dang it I don't do running
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NO RUNNING come back and sit down wr can do some twirling and share RGTs cookie"I could totes do that | |||
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"I would exchange tea making services for any lovely hair people to wash and dry my hair for me and do that scalp massage thing you crafty witches do that feels like massage for the brain
Wait, wait, wait a minute. I know I’m going away back up the thread here but this is important. Yes. That scalp massage thing that hairdressers do *is* witchcraft. It’s amazing. Do hairdressers know how downright sexual it is? I never want it to end."Is it not a little worrying that your "appreciation" might pop up? | |||
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"Maybe a parrot. What to swap though. Possibly a hamster. I want a parrot but I don't have a hamster
I suddenly have a different swap in mind
That's cos you NEVER HAD A HAMSTER to swap!
That's a complex detail. One I need to attend to. "When you've a moment | |||
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"Is it not a little worrying that your "appreciation" might pop up? "That is such a cute way of putting it.
Not a problem I’ve had so far … | |||
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"Is it not a little worrying that your "appreciation" might pop up?
That is such a cute way of putting it.
Not a problem I’ve had so far …"During a head massage or in general? | |||
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"I'll trade a blow job for pringles. Real pringles. I'm not cheap
What flavour???
Asking for a friend.
Salt n vinegar
Oh no, for some unknown reason, the fine folk at Pringles decided to add milk to the Salt and Vinegar flavour. Could I interest you in the Original flavour instead please? They're my go to!
Second best is still a win!"Thank you for your kindness | |||
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"During a head massage or in general?" Well … it doesn’t tend to pop up at inopportune moments if that’s what you mean. Only at the opportune ones. And those head massages are just so damned relaxing. Like drifting away … | |||
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"I have a cookie but I'm keeping it or would consider trading for another cookie Bigger? **hands over smaller but delicious cookie** Cheeto?
Hey the packs empty
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Dang it I don't do running
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NO RUNNING come back and sit down wr can do some twirling and share RGTs cookie
I could totes do that "Come on then. I have wine too | |||
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"Is it not a little worrying that your "appreciation" might pop up?
That is such a cute way of putting it.
Not a problem I’ve had so far …
During a head massage or in general?" I did mean sat in the hairdressers | |||
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"I have a cookie but I'm keeping it or would consider trading for another cookie Bigger? **hands over smaller but delicious cookie** Cheeto?
Hey the packs empty
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Dang it I don't do running
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NO RUNNING come back and sit down wr can do some twirling and share RGTs cookie
I could totes do that
Come on then. I have wine too"Oooh  | |||
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"During a head massage or in general? Well … it doesn’t tend to pop up at inopportune moments if that’s what you mean. Only at the opportune ones. And those head massages are just so damned relaxing. Like drifting away …" You drift away? I think in my salon they're not well trained. I sit there tense as a board waiting for the girl to go in a bit too deep  | |||
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"I have a cookie but I'm keeping it or would consider trading for another cookie Bigger? **hands over smaller but delicious cookie** Cheeto?
Hey the packs empty
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Dang it I don't do running
...runs very slowly away...
NO RUNNING come back and sit down wr can do some twirling and share RGTs cookie
I could totes do that
Come on then. I have wine too
Oooh "I know I'm the gift that just keeps giving | |||
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"I'm going to buy some pringles, I'll get every flavour, just in case like " Sour cream and chive please | |||
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"I'm going to buy some pringles, I'll get every flavour, just in case like Sour cream and chive please " I bloody those | |||
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"I have a cookie but I'm keeping it or would consider trading for another cookie Bigger? **hands over smaller but delicious cookie** Cheeto?
Hey the packs empty
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Dang it I don't do running
...runs very slowly away...
NO RUNNING come back and sit down wr can do some twirling and share RGTs cookie
I could totes do that
Come on then. I have wine too
Oooh
I know I'm the gift that just keeps giving" | |||
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"I'm going to buy some pringles, I'll get every flavour, just in case like Sour cream and chive please " You can have whatever you want, but you know that don't you | |||
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"I'll trade a blow job for pringles. Real pringles. I'm not cheap
What flavour???
Asking for a friend.
Salt n vinegar "Ooooh I'll bring 2 tubes for you. | |||
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"I'm going to buy some pringles, I'll get every flavour, just in case like Sour cream and chive please You can have whatever you want, but you know that don't you " | |||
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"I'll trade a blow job for pringles. Real pringles. I'm not cheap
What flavour???
Asking for a friend.
Salt n vinegar
Ooooh I'll bring 2 tubes for you. " | |||
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"I'll trade a blow job for pringles. Real pringles. I'm not cheap
What flavour???
Asking for a friend.
Salt n vinegar
Ooooh I'll bring 2 tubes for you.
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*I might even have a few toffee crisp biscuits too
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