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How often is Anal sex messy ?

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By *anyoufeelme OP   Man
over a year ago

near you

Ive never had any accidents during bum sex before - However last night the accident happened ... didn't really bother me too much however my lady friend was mortified !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh lord it's my biggest dread with anal sex and tbh I hope it never happens. That said it hasn't happened yet either so fingers crossed lol

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

fail to prepare, prepare to fail with a cock/condom covered in shit....

it may be as simple as that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shit happens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hasn't happened to me either thank god i would be mortified,but it does happen not sure how often tho.

I don't have anal often and really choosy who with...i think its one of those naughty taboo things that makes me really horny when it does happen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's just an occupational hazard if you like bum play. It doesn't bother me as it'll wash off in the shower. It's dirtier if you tell the woman who's shit it is that she has to clean it off though. It's her mess, her job to clean it up.

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By *anyoufeelme OP   Man
over a year ago

near you

i love it when a woman asks me to fuck her in the ass - ... your right it is the taboo side of it hat is a huge turn on ... and watching my cock slowly nudge in .. mmm mmm mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive never had any accidents during bum sex before - However last night the accident happened ... didn't really bother me too much however my lady friend was mortified !!"

If its not too messy there is no need to tell her, if its just a bit of residue this can be easily wiped off and she is none the wiser.

I have never experienced a big mess however and not really sure how I'd deal with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If its planned i confesss to taking immodium plus beforehand, that and a good douce = no shit

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By *anyoufeelme OP   Man
over a year ago

near you

ive had a sep text saying they ALWAYS have very messy bum sex .. Really ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If its planned i confesss to taking immodium plus beforehand, that and a good douce = no shit "

Isn't half the fun the spontaneity of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"shit happens. "
lmco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not really a problem..peel condom off, wrap in the baby wipe you have cleaned her ass with and dispose of accordingly, simples

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

I personally don't see what the problem is. If I'm going to shove things up arses I expect shit.

Thankfully it's a rare occurrence, but condoms on toys, baby wipes, soap and water...no shit Sherlock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If its planned i confesss to taking immodium plus beforehand, that and a good douce = no shit

Isn't half the fun the spontaneity of it "

...but I'm shy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I personally don't see what the problem is. If I'm going to shove things up arses I expect shit.

Thankfully it's a rare occurrence, but condoms on toys, baby wipes, soap and water...no shit Sherlock! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I personally don't see what the problem is. If I'm going to shove things up arses I expect shit.

Thankfully it's a rare occurrence, but condoms on toys, baby wipes, soap and water...no shit Sherlock! "

My kinda woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If its planned i confesss to taking immodium plus beforehand, that and a good douce = no shit

Isn't half the fun the spontaneity of it

...but I'm shy "

That's not the impression I got.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If its planned i confesss to taking immodium plus beforehand, that and a good douce = no shit

Isn't half the fun the spontaneity of it

...but I'm shy

That's not the impression I got. "

Your possibly referring to my shameless flirting with mrs Polk the other day on the " person above" thread. Guilty as charged

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Not really a problem..peel condom off, wrap in the baby wipe you have cleaned her ass with and dispose of accordingly, simples "

Nice mature attitude.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If its planned i confesss to taking immodium plus beforehand, that and a good douce = no shit

Isn't half the fun the spontaneity of it

...but I'm shy

That's not the impression I got.

Your possibly referring to my shameless flirting with mrs Polk the other day on the " person above" thread. Guilty as charged "

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Those who live by the brown sword, die of shame by the brown sword.

Wet wipes FTW!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Douching is a must before hand and then........no mess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was this one time with sweetcorn.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There was this one time with sweetcorn..... "

Oh yes which end did that go in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yrs ago my mate and her fella decided after two many drinks to have anal sex...all went well and they enjoyed the night....till the early hrs when she got up for a pee....she looked into the mirror and saw summat round her mouth....yup....you have guessed it..she decided to give him a bj after the anal sex.........

I will say no more other than.she aint never had anal sex again

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


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If its not too messy there is no need to tell her, if its just a bit of residue this can be easily wiped off and she is none the wiser.

"

Especially if you use the inside of her knickers. She will never cotton on

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

take a wet wipe and wipe her arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Douching is a must before hand and then........no mess "

I have to agree here..

There are only two things I do to prepare for an anal sesh.. After my morn visit to the bog...I will only eat low carb food for that day as it burns up as energy is needed and very little ends up as waste...I will then douch maybe a few hours before the meet...

Accidents will always happen, its no more shameful than fanny farts!

But sooo worth the effort!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never do anal on a full bhoona

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By *ngelsdevilWoman
over a year ago

Merseyside

Precisely the reason I'm an anal virgin the thought of that happening mortifies me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anal sex with me is always messy, loads of shit blood and bruising afterwards.

I knock seven shades out of them punch their noses and black their eyes.

"Oops I missed your front botty" is never a good enough excuse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Precisely the reason I'm an anal virgin the thought of that happening mortifies me."

we can just say it was chocolate on the pics..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There was this one time with sweetcorn.....

Oh yes which end did that go in?"

In the mouth, out the pooper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"never do anal on a full bhoona"

Lol arse

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By *allen MadonnaWoman
over a year ago

In my own little world

As I generally fuck guys with my strap on, I tend to advise apart from douching which is not always possible, to eat sensibly for 12-24 hours before, and make sure no junk food or curries etc, but to make sure there's some ruffage such as bran, that generally sorts it out. Go to the loo about an hour before seeing me and of course wash thoroughly. Based on this, very few embarassing moments.

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By *ngelsdevilWoman
over a year ago

Merseyside


"Precisely the reason I'm an anal virgin the thought of that happening mortifies me.

we can just say it was chocolate on the pics.."

This made me giggle

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Plenty of times you'll be nugget free even without douching...... but even so, I don't think a few skids and a pebble or two on a cock is that much of a problem for most guys.

However, if it's an all nighter and later on the gal squats down for a reverse cowgirl ride....... he could be in the danger zone with all that lube still up there and no anti-slide log grip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Plenty of times you'll be nugget free even without douching...... but even so, I don't think a few skids and a pebble or two on a cock is that much of a problem for most guys.

However, if it's an all nighter and later on the gal squats down for a reverse cowgirl ride....... he could be in the danger zone with all that lube still up there and no anti-slide log grip."

Ha ha funny as fuck

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By *anyoufeelme OP   Man
over a year ago

near you

I can honest say I've never heard of log glue !! Is that the same as eating bran for a week ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soap water and a shower can be a fun way to clean any unwanted mess a shower for 2 is fun anyway lol best be thoughtful to the lady concerned that's all spare her embarrassment

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By *leurCouple
over a year ago

West Hull


"shit happens. "

Yes but it doesn't have to hit the fan

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Ive never had any accidents during bum sex before - However last night the accident happened ... didn't really bother me too much however my lady friend was mortified !!"

I have been puzzling over this for several minutes now... and is nt it a bit like asking ..

..

How often do you get wet when standing under the shower?

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

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By *entadreadMan
over a year ago

Essex


"Plenty of times you'll be nugget free even without douching...... but even so, I don't think a few skids and a pebble or two on a cock is that much of a problem for most guys.

However, if it's an all nighter and later on the gal squats down for a reverse cowgirl ride....... he could be in the danger zone with all that lube still up there and no anti-slide log grip."

This sounding like an episode of Soccer Am.

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By *anyoufeelme OP   Man
over a year ago

near you

I know they talk shite all the time!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

did you use too much lube?

we have only had issues if we use vast quantities of lube, I mostly do a quick douche first but not always the case.

But if it happens again just wet wipe casually and reassure it's not a problem.

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