FabSwingers.com forum: Cow attack

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

A herd of beach cows on a beach called Barra which is on a remote Scottish island that was discovered by Viking sailors. It is not known if these beach cows are direct descendants of those original viking cows.

Anyway they used group think to actually surround and attack a man who was then airlifted to Glasgow hospital. It is a trend we increasingly see with humans being attacked. What's going on here guys. It's all over the news

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where else would you find beach cows if not on a beach?

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Did he not see them?

I mean, generally a herd of cows is pretty easy to spot from quite a distance. Could he not have avoided them easily enough?

If you're going to let a her of cows sneak up on you then you only have yourself to blame really. They're not stealthy ninjas.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did he not see them?

I mean, generally a herd of cows is pretty easy to spot from quite a distance. Could he not have avoided them easily enough?

If you're going to let a her of cows sneak up on you then you only have yourself to blame really. They're not stealthy ninjas....."

He may not have seen them but I think he heard the cows

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Are they making a moovie out of it?

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By *rooperRedMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

Cows are big stupid herd animals. It's nothing new, cows kill more people than sharks each year in the UK (you can prove anything with statistics).

But yeah, avoid Viking cows or they'll pack you off to Odin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are they making a moovie out of it?"

Load of bull if you ask me

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Are they making a moovie out of it?

Load of bull if you ask me "

I think some people will be milking this thread for every pun they can think of......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are they making a moovie out of it?

Load of bull if you ask me

I think some people will be milking this thread for every pun they can think of......"

It’s udderly stupid

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"Are they making a moovie out of it?

Load of bull if you ask me

I think some people will be milking this thread for every pun they can think of......

It’s udderly stupid "

We have herd all the jokes before.

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By *vilgasamWoman
over a year ago

The dot in the i

"Cows are big stupid herd animals. It's nothing new, cows kill more people than sharks each year in the UK (you can prove anything with statistics).

But yeah, avoid Viking cows or they'll pack you off to Odin."

How many sharks do cows kill each year?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are they making a moovie out of it?

Load of bull if you ask me

I think some people will be milking this thread for every pun they can think of......

It’s udderly stupid

We have herd all the jokes before."

Bet you know them off pat

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"A herd of beach cows on a beach called Barra which is on a remote Scottish island that was discovered by Viking sailors. It is not known if these beach cows are direct descendants of those original viking cows.

Do they have horns that's a give away.

Cows are the most dangerous animal to humans in the UK. Viking cows... shUdder

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

It's all over the moos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's all over the moos"

Ok - you win

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By *rooperRedMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

"Cows are big stupid herd animals. It's nothing new, cows kill more people than sharks each year in the UK (you can prove anything with statistics).

But yeah, avoid Viking cows or they'll pack you off to Odin.

How many sharks do cows kill each year?"

Statistically probably near zero, which means it's not totally impossible... Let the cow pick the battlefield and it could get interesting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cows are big stupid herd animals. It's nothing new, cows kill more people than sharks each year in the UK (you can prove anything with statistics).

But yeah, avoid Viking cows or they'll pack you off to Odin.

How many sharks do cows kill each year?

Statistically probably near zero, which means it's not totally impossible... Let the cow pick the battlefield and it could get interesting."

Nothing is totally impossible

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Moos attacks!

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

More people get killed by cow's every year than sharks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should venture near any animals with young. Also there was a bull in the herd....I'm sure the beasts didnt go hunting people, they got too close, a mistake they wont make again

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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago

wirral

They eat grass so why are they hanging round beaches.

A day out maybe?

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

Two people were trampled near here a couple of weeks ago.They decided to walk into a farmers field and let their two dogs off the lead. The cows had calves with them,so they did what all mothers do and protected their young.Without calves cows Wil protect themselves and their mates if they feel threatened.When you look into these attacks it's the human that has gone into the cows environment and done something stupid.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"More people get killed by cow's every year than sharks."

Cows are killing sharks too? Why isn't this in the news?

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By *ullyMan
over a year ago

Near Clacton

Cows with young are very unpredictable and can be very aggressive towards anyone near their young. You can often see it in the high streets when they charge out of shops pushing their young in pushchairs and bash into people!

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Cows are very good at sailing of course, they have a cows week every year in the isle of wight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be funny as f*ck if he was a vegan!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They eat grass so why are they hanging round beaches.

A day out maybe?"

They misunderstood surf'n'turf?

Bess x

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Leave cows well alone when they have calf's with them... they are very protective and will crush you to death if they can.

All it has to do is pin you down and you're fucked.

Bulls are obviously very dangerous too.

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By *ainyDaySunshineMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

The grass ain't always greener when your at the beach you know...

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By *herry delightWoman
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

Another person in the wrong place at the wrong time, and people will blame the animal.

Cows kill so stay clear.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"Another person in the wrong place at the wrong time, and people will blame the animal.

Cows kill so stay clear.

Talk about victim blaming

(that's a joke don't take it seriously)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This reminds me I’da great conversation I had with one of my best friends at uni on the way back from a lecture. He told me that if he went to way back in the days he’d have taken cows instead of horses. Maybe he was a genius.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope donny is ok though

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

It's time to ban cows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's time to ban cows."

Fan would be… nvm actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cows are big stupid herd animals. It's nothing new, cows kill more people than sharks each year in the UK (you can prove anything with statistics).

But yeah, avoid Viking cows or they'll pack you off to Odin.

How many sharks do cows kill each year?"

That was really quite funny.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I was attacked by a cow yesterday

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Beach cows ?

Attacking people ?

you’d think they’d be too busy smoking green and catching waves, wonders never cease.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's all over the moos"

My here it is. !!!

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"I was attacked by a cow yesterday "

What did you to upset her?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was attacked by a cow yesterday

What did you to upset her?

Told her to moove out the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was attacked by a cow yesterday

What did you to upset her?

Told her to moove out the way

He patted her down.

It was an udder catastrophe.

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By *ts the taking part thatMan
over a year ago

southampton

Maybe they wanted Beef.

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

I saw my dad trampled by a cow, with a calf

Dog was on a lead, the farmer was there, and the cow went for the dog, who hid behind my dad.

Cows are barely domesticated, at the best of times

Lots of broken bones and left me terrified of cows

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Add the fact that the beach on Barra is actually the local airport and you have to wonder how they got him to hospital

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By *rystal DreamtimeTV/TS
over a year ago

horsham

There was a reporter on the news blaming the cows for this attack ... How diary !

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