FabSwingers.com forum: Guess the vag size

By *nightsoftheCoffeeTable OP Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

Well since there's one for cock, guess my vag size!

Can you throw a hotdog down an alleyway or will it squeeze you tight.

Bucket or not.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d gonna guess two fingers, four hotdogs, 7 carrots and a small village

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

"Well since there's one for cock, guess my vag size!

Can you throw a hotdog down an alleyway or will it squeeze you tight.

Bucket or not.

Mrs "

I think you’d grip me and expertly milk me. So defo not a welly topper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wizards sleeve?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTable OP Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"I’d gonna guess two fingers, four hotdogs, 7 carrots and a small village

Owww so close

Mrs

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

A small traffic cone.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTable OP Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Well since there's one for cock, guess my vag size!

Can you throw a hotdog down an alleyway or will it squeeze you tight.

Bucket or not.

Mrs

I think you’d grip me and expertly milk me. So defo not a welly topper

Welly topper

not heard that one before

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The veg size? Pumpkin? Marrow?

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Give us a clue OP - how long does the echo go on for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m gonna go with a nice plump courgette size. And I reckon you could squeeze, and snap that bugger in half.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTable OP Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"The veg size? Pumpkin? Marrow? "

Vag (vagina/vagine/muff/beever/pussy/lady garden/kebab/ham sandwich/ beef curtains)

Mrs

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTable OP Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Give us a clue OP - how long does the echo go on for?"

Let me grab the Mr and get him to shout in there

Mrs

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Get the mr to drop a coin and time how long it takes to hit the bottom. They might give us a clue. That or shout into it and record the echo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

"Get the mr to drop a coin and time how long it takes to hit the bottom. They might give us a clue. That or shout into it and record the echo."

Make a wish too

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTable OP Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Get the mr to drop a coin and time how long it takes to hit the bottom. They might give us a clue. That or shout into it and record the echo."

I'll get him right on it after tea

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

Finger in a pint glass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The veg size? Pumpkin? Marrow?

Vag (vagina/vagine/muff/beever/pussy/lady garden/kebab/ham sandwich/ beef curtains)

Mrs "

Ah, it’s my failing eyesight - sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2.5 squirrels

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Is it a perfect vag? Is it straight up?

Do you have good chat too?

Will I like you?

These are important questions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The veg size? Pumpkin? Marrow?

Vag (vagina/vagine/muff/beever/pussy/lady garden/kebab/ham sandwich/ beef curtains)

Mrs

Reading is FUNdamental

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTable OP Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Is it a perfect vag? Is it straight up?

Do you have good chat too?

Will I like you?

These are important questions

It's nice and neat, smooth, I'm not sure what it's chats like though & I hope so

Mrs

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By *orYourThighsOnlyMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Pencil in a marmalade jar - lol. Hold the village people and me Shrek lol

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTable OP Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Give us a clue OP - how long does the echo go on for?"

2.4 seconds the Mr just informed me.

Mrs

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'm going for a sensible one large butternut squash. Got to have that extra space for collecting all the come.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTable OP Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Pencil in a marmalade jar - lol. Hold the village people and me Shrek lol"

Hmmm what if I could hold the pencil though

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By *orYourThighsOnlyMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Fanny us nicknamed echo, echo, echooo lol

Flaps that resemble the Predator lol.

Or perhaps it’s like a Venus fly trap - grips you and won’t let go lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 pencil case?

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By *orYourThighsOnlyMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Pencil in a marmalade jar - lol. Hold the village people and me Shrek lol

Hmmm what if I could hold the pencil though

Then your hired ????

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"Give us a clue OP - how long does the echo go on for?

2.4 seconds the Mr just informed me.

Mrs "

Given speed of sound in air is about 330 m/s then I guess that makes it about 400m deep. Probably still a bit tight for some of the big boys on here

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

"Well since there's one for cock, guess my vag size!

Can you throw a hotdog down an alleyway or will it squeeze you tight.

Bucket or not.

Mrs "

Is it just the hotdog sausage or are you including the bun and onion topping

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTable OP Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Well since there's one for cock, guess my vag size!

Can you throw a hotdog down an alleyway or will it squeeze you tight.

Bucket or not.

Mrs

Is it just the hotdog sausage or are you including the bun and onion topping

Bun and toppings too stick some ketchup and mustard in there for good measure

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

I'm going to guess oil barrel sized.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got a spare dipstick.

Open up, there’s only one way to get the answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 of Verne Trotter’s fists.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 of Verne Trotter’s fists."

Verne Troyer. Stupid autocorrect.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTable OP Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Well since there's one for cock, guess my vag size!

Can you throw a hotdog down an alleyway or will it squeeze you tight.

Bucket or not.

Mrs "

Put it this way when you watch the tv with your legs open, I can feel the draft.

The mr

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Two thirds of a full-size Pringles tube.

LvM

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTable OP Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'm going to guess oil barrel sized."

Sat on one of those once & wondered where it went....ooops.

Mrs

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Room to swing a bag of cats but no more than 3 cats.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTable OP Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Well since there's one for cock, guess my vag size!

Can you throw a hotdog down an alleyway or will it squeeze you tight.

Bucket or not.

Mrs

Put it this way when you watch the tv with your legs open, I can feel the draft.

The mr "

you love my breezy vag, someone has to, my condolences!!

Mrs

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"I'm going to guess oil barrel sized.

Sat on one of those once & wondered where it went....ooops.

Mrs "

we've all done it!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

How far in does your knob go, and does it chafe a bit?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTable OP Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Well since there's one for cock, guess my vag size!

Can you throw a hotdog down an alleyway or will it squeeze you tight.

Bucket or not.

Mrs

Put it this way when you watch the tv with your legs open, I can feel the draft.

The mr

you love my breezy vag, someone has to, my condolences!!

Mrs "

It’s ok I guess, fabreeze helps.

The mr

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Is it like throwing a sausage up the Tyne tunnel?

I appreciate someone has probably used that one already, but I am too lazy today to read all the posts.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTable OP Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"How far in does your knob go, and does it chafe a bit?"

Definitely a little chafing, knob wise all the way

Mrs

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

**twirls in, looks around in shock and twirls out**

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By *icknmix500Man
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

From ( Like throwing a woodbine down Northumberland Street ) to a (mouse's ear)

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By *addy bareMan
over a year ago

lakeside

Personally I love a bucket.

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By *layisbetterwithLaughterMan
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Any potholing professionals or talented hobbyists been round recently?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it’s not a case of throwing a sausage up the M1, I don’t want to know

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTable OP Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Personally I love a bucket."

Well good news for you I can fit 4 buckets

Mrs

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Personally I love a bucket.

Well good news for you I can fit 4 buckets

Mrs "

I like a KFC as much as the next gal but 4 buckets, well that's a lot of chicken

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTable OP Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTable OP Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Personally I love a bucket.

Well good news for you I can fit 4 buckets

Mrs

I like a KFC as much as the next gal but 4 buckets, well that's a lot of chicken

But it's finger licking good

Yep, just made myself cringe there

Mrs

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

crack walnuts? deathgrip? somewhere along that scale???

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Elbow deep mountain high

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

Craving KFC now...

Chicken pop corn dunked in gravy,

Nom Nom nom

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Personally I love a bucket.

Well good news for you I can fit 4 buckets

Mrs

I like a KFC as much as the next gal but 4 buckets, well that's a lot of chicken

But it's finger licking good

Yep, just made myself cringe there

Mrs "

I'm sure you are Mrs

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By *pYaMan
over a year ago

Ready…

OMG, it’s not all about the size. It’s about how you use it…

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Son Doong?

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