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The most interesting swinger in the world

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By *ovelybum OP   Couple
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

Mr.Lovelybum is the most interesting swinger in the world because:

1. If he thinks about a woman, she begins ovulating

2. His penis is so large , it has a penis

3. All of his bodily fluids smell like flowers

4. The G spot was named after his dog

5. The sperm bank has him listed as a universal donor

6. The HMRC requires him to list his penis as an asset on his tax return forms

7. When he goes to a bar, it immediately becomes ladies night

8. His blood type is xxx

9. His underwear hang in the rafters of swing clubs like retired jerseys

10. If he stopped using condoms, the stock market would collapse

11. Women who dream of him call him to thank him for the best sex of their lives

12. Swing clubs pay him to enter

13. He won the only Nobel prize given for sex---twice

14. The word "charisma" didnt exist before he was born

15. Fabs was created so that women might feel closer to him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I take it he didn't forget valentines day?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

No.2 makes him sound like a freak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And I take it he didn't forget valentines day?"

god help him if he did!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow mr _ovelybum has it all.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow mr _ovelybum has it all..... "

Best get him a burglar alarm then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow mr _ovelybum has it all.....

Best get him a burglar alarm then. "

Hope he has his willy insured to the hilt

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By *ovelybum OP   Couple
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells


"And I take it he didn't forget valentines day?"
What is Valentines day?

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By *ovelybum OP   Couple
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells


"Wow mr _ovelybum has it all..... "
All? That's only a 1/4 of the list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That confirms this is Mr_ovelybum online then lol

with the biggest fattest look at me thread EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By *i guy nottsMan
over a year ago

mansfield/Lincoln


"That confirms this is Mr_ovelybum online then lol

with the biggest fattest look at me thread EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That confirms this is Mr_ovelybum online then lol

with the biggest fattest look at me thread EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Nothing wrong with a LOOK AT ME thread! Plenty do it day in day out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That confirms this is Mr_ovelybum online then lol

with the biggest fattest look at me thread EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nothing wrong with a LOOK AT ME thread! Plenty do it day in day out "

LOOK AT ME

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ovelybum OP   Couple
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells


"No.2 makes him sound like a freak "
but all in a good way at list we don't need another person for our dp sessions

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By *ovelybum OP   Couple
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells


"That confirms this is Mr_ovelybum online then lol

with the biggest fattest look at me thread EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
NO NO that's definitely not the case. He is banned from our internet provider as their servers just couldn't co op with the traffic if he pops online

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can confirm that everything Lovelybum says about Mr Lovelybum is completely true. I should know, I taught him everything he knows....

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

The rest of us mere mortals better just give up now How can we compete with such a sex god

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never compare, just do the best you can and shoot me if I ever do a look at me thread !

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"No.2 makes him sound like a freak but all in a good way at list we don't need another person for our dp sessions "

Hahaha excellent point!!!!!!!

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By *ercedes62Woman
over a year ago

Northampton


"And I take it he didn't forget valentines day?What is Valentines day? "

I was about to ask the same thing

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By *ovelybum OP   Couple
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells


"I can confirm that everything Lovelybum says about Mr Lovelybum is completely true. I should know, I taught him everything he knows.... "
Have always wondered who his teacher was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps

He likes to press wildflowers

He puts on women's clothing

And hangs around in bars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can confirm that everything Lovelybum says about Mr Lovelybum is completely true. I should know, I taught him everything he knows.... Have always wondered who his teacher was "

I also do home tuition lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"his penis is so large it has a penis"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can confirm that everything Lovelybum says about Mr Lovelybum is completely true. I should know, I taught him everything he knows.... Have always wondered who his teacher was

I also do home tuition lol "

Can you do home hairdressing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can confirm that everything Lovelybum says about Mr Lovelybum is completely true. I should know, I taught him everything he knows.... Have always wondered who his teacher was

I also do home tuition lol

Can you do home hairdressing?"

ah - you spotted the gap in my skill-set

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll do it for you. Got some left over wax strips somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll do it for you. Got some left over wax strips somewhere "

step away from my merkin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

JUST for the record. I'm the most interesting swinger on here

Can I class myself as a swinger if I never get any meets?

Maybe I'm more of a swinglet.

I'm the most interesting swinglet on here x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"JUST for the record. I'm the most interesting swinger on here

Can I class myself as a swinger if I never get any meets?

Maybe I'm more of a swinglet.

I'm the most interesting swinglet on here x

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If you never get any meets I'd call you a swingleton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Biggest swinger....

FRANK SINATRA......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"JUST for the record. I'm the most interesting swinger on here

Can I class myself as a swinger if I never get any meets?

Maybe I'm more of a swinglet.

I'm the most interesting swinglet on here x

If you never get any meets I'd call you a swingleton "

I will refrase to. I can get meets but I'm choosy

Has a better ring to it I feel.

And sort that f..king man garden out. I've heard rumours of indigenous tribes living in there love love x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"JUST for the record. I'm the most interesting swinger on here

Can I class myself as a swinger if I never get any meets?

Maybe I'm more of a swinglet.

I'm the most interesting swinglet on here x

If you never get any meets I'd call you a swingleton

I will refrase to. I can get meets but I'm choosy

Has a better ring to it I feel.

And sort that f..king man garden out. I've heard rumours of indigenous tribes living in there love love x"

indigenous? nah, only room for the digenous ones

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