FabSwingers.com forum: Assumptions.

By *eeliciouschaos OP Woman
over a year ago

Wherever

What are common assumptions people make based on your profile?

For me the most current common is, due to my age, I must be lying about having a period, surely and trying to use it as an excuse for not to meet.

I am on my period actually and excuse my crankiness.

I’ll have some wine later though.

How about you?

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"What are common assumptions people make based on your profile?

For me the most current common is, due to my age, I must be lying about having a period, surely and trying to use it as an excuse for not to meet.

I am on my period actually and excuse my crankiness.

I’ll have some wine later though.

How about you? "

Fucking hell do some people talk to you about your period?

Ahh men on fab

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By *cnugatugMan
over a year ago

Chatham

People assume I'm fake even though I have been verified by photo and actual people it is rather annoying that everyone seems to not like beards here too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Age related too, either my pics are fake, that I know all the tricks to teach or that I'm gasping for a ..young hunk like me..to give me a decent pounding

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

That I’m married/partnered

Tis what it it is x

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By *hinstrapMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

That because I can't accomm...I'm married. I'm not I just live in a shard house and want to keep my priv life private

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"What are common assumptions people make based on your profile?

For me the most current common is, due to my age, I must be lying about having a period, surely and trying to use it as an excuse for not to meet.

I am on my period actually and excuse my crankiness.

I’ll have some wine later though.

How about you?

Fucking hell do some people talk to you about your period?

Ahh men on fab

I read it as op told them rather than being asked specifically

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

That I talk/type too much.

Probably accurate......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I am always dressed up, and waiting for all the cocks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I am a piece of meat at the beacon call for all women to quench their desires

And then I wake up

But seriously I feel the assumptions of me are vast and varied and I’ve been told so from people who’ve actually met me throughout my life and they’re surprised I’m actually a nice cunt

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

I'm not sure what assumptions they may make, but those that have gotten past first impressions always tell me I'm better in person. I never know how to sell myself in my profile so I just have to hope they'll take a chance and maybe read my verifications.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

That we are photographers and C is ready in lingerie waiting for the next stud to show me how to excite her more than I can

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By *eeliciouschaos OP Woman
over a year ago

Wherever

"What are common assumptions people make based on your profile?

For me the most current common is, due to my age, I must be lying about having a period, surely and trying to use it as an excuse for not to meet.

I am on my period actually and excuse my crankiness.

I’ll have some wine later though.

How about you?

Fucking hell do some people talk to you about your period?

Ahh men on fab

Oh yes Brucey, we do talk about it, in context of me possibly meeting someone at the popular London spa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are common assumptions people make based on your profile?

For me the most current common is, due to my age, I must be lying about having a period, surely and trying to use it as an excuse for not to meet.

I am on my period actually and excuse my crankiness.

I’ll have some wine later though.

How about you? "

Aw Dee

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By *eeliciouschaos OP Woman
over a year ago

Wherever

"Age related too, either my pics are fake, that I know all the tricks to teach or that I'm gasping for a ..young hunk like me..to give me a decent pounding

I got these too, all the time.

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By *eeliciouschaos OP Woman
over a year ago

Wherever

"What are common assumptions people make based on your profile?

For me the most current common is, due to my age, I must be lying about having a period, surely and trying to use it as an excuse for not to meet.

I am on my period actually and excuse my crankiness.

I’ll have some wine later though.

How about you?

Fucking hell do some people talk to you about your period?

Ahh men on fab

I read it as op told them rather than being asked specifically "

Yes, exactly this, as I explained as to why I’m not in a position to jump into jacuzzi.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

That I am a sub....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I am a sub...."

What a mistaka ta makea

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

Honestly don’t know, probably none as I’m a single guy I’m probably just background noise here tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s assumed I’m cheating on my wife, even though the situation is outlined, and can be verified with her.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"That because I can't accomm...I'm married. I'm not I just live in a shard house and want to keep my priv life private "

I had a similar situation on my singles profile when I started out of Fab. I would occasionally get messages out of the blue, from women, ranting about how I'm a disgusting cheat and should be ashamed of myself

LvM

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

That I’m fake or I’m here to try and get money

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By *heBlowinsCouple
over a year ago

West Cork

"What are common assumptions people make based on your profile?

For me the most current common is, due to my age, I must be lying about having a period, surely and trying to use it as an excuse for not to meet.

I am on my period actually and excuse my crankiness.

I’ll have some wine later though.

How about you? "

It's mainly assumed my wife doesn't exist (as she doesn't chat)

Also (a bit darker), her presence on Fab means she's open to being sexually assaulted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I am always dressed up, and waiting for all the cocks. "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel like a lot of couples make assumptions about anyone that lists themselves as bi or bi curious. I'm probably not attracted to your partner anyway and I'm not going to "try anything funny" because that would be sexual assault.

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By *929Man
over a year ago

bedlington

Before I learned how to use filters That despite it clearly stating I’m straight I’d happily let a bloke suck my tiddler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I display it due to the wording they assume I’m not single (can’t acomm) and that I’m boring (don’t like crude messages, prefer normal get to know you messages).

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Most think we are heavily into BDSM despite us saying otherwise.

I don't know what else tbh.

Mrs

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

That I can be persuaded that I'm not really looking for local.

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

[Removed by poster at 16/09/23 12:59:32]

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By *cnugatugMan
over a year ago

Chatham

People also assume that I'll jump into anyone's bed. No that's not at all true I have standards

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By *eally_RosieWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

People assume that because of other things I do online, that I can’t possibly also be a hotwife/swinger and fuck people purely for enjoyment…

Especially the ones who I say ‘no’ to

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By *cnugatugMan
over a year ago

Chatham

Or assume that I can pay for hotel's and travel I work as an online picker FFS lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"What are common assumptions people make based on your profile?

For me the most current common is, due to my age, I must be lying about having a period, surely and trying to use it as an excuse for not to meet.

I am on my period actually and excuse my crankiness.

I’ll have some wine later though.

How about you? "

Really! That shows how much they know about women.

my gynaecologist said the oldest woman she'd seen still menstruating regularly was 62. I was around 57 when I had my last period.

Nobody assumes anything about us as far as I know.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

That I never sunbathe

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

That I am a figure of there imagination and maybe to good to be true

And hey my tits are not that nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Assumpta is the mother of all failure. Never assume.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

That I'm a Domme. That I must actually like all those things I say I don't. That I would ever be even remotely interested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I'm inundated with offers on a daily basis.

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By *rooperRedMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

That I like men? I don't really know since no one really says anything about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That they are super special and I will reply, drop all my preferences and meet them now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That they are super special and I will reply, drop all my preferences and meet them now.

You mean to say you don't? You frigid woman

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"That I'm inundated with offers on a daily basis."

I'm surprised your not.

Mrs

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Assumptions killed the cat… or something like that

And I love cats

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

That being online means I'm looking to meet right now.

If only they knew what a distraction the Lounge is.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

That i'm a man.

I'm grumpy.

I have false teeth

People must be polite

I won't get jokes

I live in the past

I don't understand Tech.

I'll wipe your face with a hanky.....

Okay I lied about the last one but i've had all the above and more.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Forgot the biggest one of all ........

I'll be prudish and not know what sex is ... or porn.... or any kinks etc

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

a lot of men think I'll just drop 'em for a quick shag!

er, no.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

That I’m really experienced coz of my age.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"That i'm a man.

I'm grumpy.

I have false teeth

People must be polite

I won't get jokes

I live in the past

I don't understand Tech.

I'll wipe your face with a hanky.....

Okay I lied about the last one but i've had all the above and more. "

You mean none of these assumptions are true Granny?? You've shattered all the illusions I had about you

Would you at least wipe my face with a hanky if I asked nicely?

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

The main one in recent times is that despite saying on my profile that at the moment I am not doing new meets or chats that I will make an exception for them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People assume that because we go dogging I (mrs) will fuck anyone with a pulse and actually I am quite fussy

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"That I am a sub...."

Same.

And apparently just *need* to be bent over & pounded.

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford

"What are common assumptions people make based on your profile?

For me the most current common is, due to my age, I must be lying about having a period, surely and trying to use it as an excuse for not to meet.

I am on my period actually and excuse my crankiness.

I’ll have some wine later though.

How about you? "

I had a brief romance with a nice woman last summer. She was 54 and we had to be careful because my teenage daughter would have killed us both!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The main one in recent times is that despite saying on my profile that at the moment I am not doing new meets or chats that I will make an exception for them."

If you take Men off your Looking for list it takes you off their searches.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I’ve had people assume I’m showing off on my profile when it’s only meant to be light hearted to be different

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

"The main one in recent times is that despite saying on my profile that at the moment I am not doing new meets or chats that I will make an exception for them."

Exactly this, my profile is pretty clear about not meeting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That just because it says TV/TS, it must mean I want to be called a sissy. This couldn't be further from the truth and it baffles me that people still don't know the difference between a sissy and a femboy.

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

"The main one in recent times is that despite saying on my profile that at the moment I am not doing new meets or chats that I will make an exception for them.

Exactly this, my profile is pretty clear about not meeting

So you’re not meeting then?

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