FabSwingers.com forum: Messages you've never had

By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I realised when perusing our inbox that we've yet to receive a message that tells me what a lucky woman I am, as he's gorgeous.

What has no-one ever messaged to you, that clearly they should have?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve never had a message from a busty 25 year old telling me I’ve been working too hard and I need relief

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I've actually had that one.

I've not had one asking how big my vagina is though.

Mrs

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"I've actually had that one.

I've not had one asking how big my vagina is though.

Mrs "

We all know it's massive that's why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've always wanted a message about someone asking me about my favourite cars or sports! It saddens me

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

I’ve never had anybody message to say they have a kink for cleaning womens cars inside and out. So weird no one has ever messaged that. Guess only 10/10s would even try. Would be so weird if someone washed my car for me haha I dare them…

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

I've never had one from a woman saying her friend is round and do I want to watch.

And that pains me with every waking visit to fab. Hoping, but holding strong. I've only cried about it 14 times.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I've never had one saying you'll do whilst I'm waiting

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By *it4uMan
over a year ago

Brighton / Eastbourne / SW France

No one has ever messaged me saying ‘do you want to meet up’

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I’m still waiting on my £100 Million from the bank of Nigeria

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

No one has ever messaged saying they like me!

No surprise though women don't do that

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Vitriol and hate.

That’s not an invitation to anyone thinking they’ll start now! I’ve just been lucky I guess.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"I've actually had that one.

I've not had one asking how big my vagina is though.

Mrs

We all know it's massive that's why

I know but I've been dying to share the photo of the meter ruler width in vagina pic.

Mrs

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I've actually had that one.

I've not had one asking how big my vagina is though.

Mrs "

Well we've now had it twice

Clearly I'm a very lucky woman

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By *hinstrapMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

....I've never had a ...yeah let's get this arranged message

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"I've actually had that one.

I've not had one asking how big my vagina is though.

Mrs

We all know it's massive that's why

I know but I've been dying to share the photo of the meter ruler width in vagina pic.

Mrs

I mean no one's stopping you Mrs!

(Waits patiently)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never had anyone message me to say that they noticed my garden is out of control and they would like to cut my grass for free this afternoon.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Until today I'd never had a "can I ask you a weird question?" message, but my cherry was popped this morning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are organising a female orgy/party. We would love you to attend.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Until today I'd never had a "can I ask you a weird question?" message, but my cherry was popped this morning!

Someone her now asking me if I can suck their toes while they watch Phil Mitchell on TV so that's something.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Faf Meli with a cock pic attached. I feel like I'm missing out on something but I don't get the smut or cocks in my box that others seem to.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

I can honestly say I’ve never received a FAF message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never been called beautiful but F has

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

I've never had a "nice tits" message, shame as I'm proud of mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve never had a no thanks …..

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I've never had a 'I love your long flowing locks of hair' message.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Also, after a thorough rethink, I’ve never received a vag picture and hopefully it stays that way.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Also, after a thorough rethink, I’ve never received a vag picture and hopefully it stays that way."

Do you want a dick pic chaos?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

If I spent my entire waking hours thinking about the messages I've never had, I would be neglecting all the messages I've received in my inbox.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"Also, after a thorough rethink, I’ve never received a vag picture and hopefully it stays that way.

Do you want a dick pic chaos?"

Another angle this time, I hope?

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Also, after a thorough rethink, I’ve never received a vag picture and hopefully it stays that way.

Do you want a dick pic chaos?

Another angle this time, I hope? "

Sure hop on the telegram cmon girl x

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I would a message inviting me to a private party

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

We've never had a message from a pair of ladies, saying they want to take K out to wine, dine, and 69 her

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Faf Meli with a cock pic attached. I feel like I'm missing out on something but I don't get the smut or cocks in my box that others seem to."

I'll start you a thread

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never had one that says "Hello you sexy thing, we are a couple in Wolverhampton and my husband really fancies you. How about you come up and we give you the Time of Your Life"

Just as a ferrinstance

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"We are organising a female orgy/party. We would love you to attend.

I know your not asking but still.

I'm in

Mrs

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"Also, after a thorough rethink, I’ve never received a vag picture and hopefully it stays that way.

Do you want a dick pic chaos?

Another angle this time, I hope?

Sure hop on the telegram cmon girl x"

Maybe it’s time I start to regret deleting my telegram a while ago.

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

We've never had one saying 'does hannah meet alone?'

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"I realised when perusing our inbox that we've yet to receive a message that tells me what a lucky woman I am, as he's gorgeous.

What has no-one ever messaged to you, that clearly they should have?

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that I'm the best thing since sliced bread

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

You have a horrible smile.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I have never had one that says "Hello you sexy thing, we are a couple in Wolverhampton and my husband really fancies you. How about you come up and we give you the Time of Your Life"

Just as a ferrinstance"

That's a damn shame. These Wolverhampton couples are certainly missing out

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

This was harder than it should have been. I’ve had some lovely messages, some downright bizarre ones & the nasty.

But

I’ve never been asked to dress as a man.

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast and Fife

I never received a message to tell me my fly was down when I was doing that presentation last Wednesday.

Thanks guys !

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"This was harder than it should have been. I’ve had some lovely messages, some downright bizarre ones & the nasty.

But

I’ve never been asked to dress as a man."

And spoil those curves? That would have been insane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice tits… to me not my wife.

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