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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

Dear men, keep away from women. They are not to be trusted. They line their plush and expensive pockets with cheap tricks and cunning schemes.

They are the prestidigitators, charlatans and good looking eggs with foul yolks.

This thread is your sanctuary. You are safe here.

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

But we fall for their wicked tricks time and time again......its the boobs that draw us in like the call of a siren.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But I'm an

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By *mber81Woman
over a year ago

Chorley, Eng


"Dear men, keep away from women. They are not to be trusted. They line their plush and expensive pockets with cheap tricks and cunning schemes.

They are the prestidigitators, charlatans and good looking eggs with foul yolks.

This thread is your sanctuary. You are safe here. "

Hi excuse me sorry to intrude I was looking for the woman's only thread and seem to have stumbled into here.

Are interested in seeing a trick?

Ignore the smell it is just my yolk.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Pockets?

Have you ever met a woman Nero?

Our kind are not permitted the convenience of pockets. Hence handbags and stashing things in bras

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

Hummmmmm I fear we may have in infiltrated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I seek Safety and Sanctuary ..

Sure this isn't an Umbrella Arcadia Thread?

but I do love a Tasty Yolk

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Pockets?

Have you ever met a woman Nero?

Our kind are not permitted the convenience of pockets. Hence handbags and stashing things in bras "

Those are not the pockets he was referring to.

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire


"Pockets?

Have you ever met a woman Nero?

Our kind are not permitted the convenience of pockets. Hence handbags and stashing things in bras "

Oh god, a knowna woman that literally keeps everything in her bar on a night out and you can't tell...... its like Mary Poppins bag when she goes rummaging.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How safe?

And who brought the potpourri?

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire


"But I'm an "

That's what Loralie said....be gone you devil woman.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"But we fall for their wicked tricks time and time again......its the boobs that draw us in like the call of a siren. "

•

Is that because we are weak and easily corrupted?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"Pockets?

Have you ever met a woman Nero?

Our kind are not permitted the convenience of pockets. Hence handbags and stashing things in bras

Those are not the pockets he was referring to. "

Oh.

That pocket may be plush, but it's certainly not expensive

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire


"How safe?

And who brought the potpourri? "

Potpourri???? I thought it was chios and was looking for the dip.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I like that there's now a forum poster who does these sorts of threads.

Really helps balance out things what with the constant men bashing. Thank you for promoting equality, Nero.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Mmm seams to be some reverce logic going on here .like this idea

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire


"But we fall for their wicked tricks time and time again......its the boobs that draw us in like the call of a siren.

•

Is that because we are weak and easily corrupted? "

Speak for yourself, I'm a strong independent man and I done need.......oh look boobs.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I like that there's now a forum poster who does these sorts of threads.

Really helps balance out things what with the constant men bashing. Thank you for promoting equality, Nero. "

•

I'm here to please. And satisfy.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Absolute cock hungry savages the lot of them, I’ve never been objectified as much as I have here.

I mean what sort of person send a vag pic and how big is your cock ? In their first message.

THERES A MAN ATTACHED TO THIS COCK LADIES!!!!!!!

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How safe?

And who brought the potpourri?

Potpourri???? I thought it was chios and was looking for the dip. "

These Crudités are exceptionaly fragrant,…and crispy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nero. There’s a lot of women in here…

We need a doorman. … sorry. ‘Person’.

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire


"How safe?

And who brought the potpourri?

Potpourri???? I thought it was chios and was looking for the dip.

These Crudités are exceptionaly fragrant,…and crispy. "

Nom nom nom

Taste nice tho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nero. There’s a lot of women in here…

We need a doorman. … sorry. ‘Person’. "

License Expired .. sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear men, keep away from women. They are not to be trusted. They line their plush and expensive pockets with cheap tricks and cunning schemes.

They are the prestidigitators, charlatans and good looking eggs with foul yolks.

This thread is your sanctuary. You are safe here. "

Absolutely

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

It's there gorgeous faces that lure you in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your profile suggest different! spectacular

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Wait! Is this why you accused me of sorcery?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nero. There’s a lot of women in here…

We need a doorman. … sorry. ‘Person’.

License Expired .. sorry "

I expected as much.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

ello men ! Double yoker here... budge up !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never safe Nero

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a little bit like don’t touch that red button

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Pockets?

Have you ever met a woman Nero?

Our kind are not permitted the convenience of pockets. Hence handbags and stashing things in bras "

•

I 'Prey' for the day I meet a goth woman who will set me dead straight like a cunning trajectory.

Prey: would you do a handbag photo challenge?

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

A lady once tried to touch me. I’m a child of god!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brothers, we have been infiltrated!

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"Wait! Is this why you accused me of sorcery? "

I wouldn't be surprised you look magic to me

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Nero. There’s a lot of women in here…

We need a doorman. … sorry. ‘Person’. "

•

I hear you, brother. †

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Wait! Is this why you accused me of sorcery?

I wouldn't be surprised you look magic to me "

I have a few tricks up my sleeve

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"Wait! Is this why you accused me of sorcery?

I wouldn't be surprised you look magic to me

I have a few tricks up my sleeve "

I'd certainly like to look up them .

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Wait! Is this why you accused me of sorcery?

I wouldn't be surprised you look magic to me

I have a few tricks up my sleeve

I'd certainly like to look up them ."

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Wait! Is this why you accused me of sorcery? "

•

No, I'm sorry Duchess, you need to put your varifocals back on: I accused you of being saucy.

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By *ipppyMan
over a year ago

Poole


"But I'm an "
you certainly look it

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"Wait! Is this why you accused me of sorcery?

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No, I'm sorry Duchess, you need to put your varifocals back on: I accused you of being saucy. "

The plot thicken

I'm still in though still sounds magic

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Wait! Is this why you accused me of sorcery?

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No, I'm sorry Duchess, you need to put your varifocals back on: I accused you of being saucy. "

Damn!

I'll put my pointy hat, flowing robes and magic wand back in the cupboard

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I'm safe not been near a woman in years

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Wait! Is this why you accused me of sorcery?

•

No, I'm sorry Duchess, you need to put your varifocals back on: I accused you of being saucy.

The plot thicken

I'm still in though still sounds magic "

He's trying to confuse an old lady with tricks and word play.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phew, somewhere safe, away from the barrage of boob and vag pics that flow to my inbox like a tsunami.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I'm safe not been near a woman in years "

•

You're not missing much my dear fellow, other than a volley of poisoned lead-tipped arrows!

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

You can't go anywhere without women getting involved. The nosey little bleeders.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"Pockets?

Have you ever met a woman Nero?

Our kind are not permitted the convenience of pockets. Hence handbags and stashing things in bras

•

I 'Prey' for the day I meet a goth woman who will set me dead straight like a cunning trajectory.

Prey: would you do a handbag photo challenge?"

Actual handbag or how much can I stuff in my bra challenge?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Pockets?

Have you ever met a woman Nero?

Our kind are not permitted the convenience of pockets. Hence handbags and stashing things in bras

•

I 'Prey' for the day I meet a goth woman who will set me dead straight like a cunning trajectory.

Prey: would you do a handbag photo challenge?

·

Actual handbag or how much can I stuff in my bra challenge?"

•

Actual handbag.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Oh I know they are dangerous but much like Simba, I laugh in the face of danger.

Come at me ladies. I'm ready!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"Pockets?

Have you ever met a woman Nero?

Our kind are not permitted the convenience of pockets. Hence handbags and stashing things in bras

•

I 'Prey' for the day I meet a goth woman who will set me dead straight like a cunning trajectory.

Prey: would you do a handbag photo challenge?

·

Actual handbag or how much can I stuff in my bra challenge?

•

Actual handbag."

Hmm. Possibly. I don't usually do the photo challenges. But I do have some cute handbags

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In.

Or am I?

Am I allowed in?

Shall I wait in a shadowy corner on the cusp of man and woman?

Would it help if I show my penis?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"In.

Or am I?

Am I allowed in?

Shall I wait in a shadowy corner on the cusp of man and woman?

Would it help if I show my penis? "

Can you sort of straddle the door frame,half in half out n use different voices ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In.

Or am I?

Am I allowed in?

Shall I wait in a shadowy corner on the cusp of man and woman?

Would it help if I show my penis?

Can you sort of straddle the door frame,half in half out n use different voices ?"

Wouldnt be the first time

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"In.

Or am I?

Am I allowed in?

Shall I wait in a shadowy corner on the cusp of man and woman?

Would it help if I show my penis?

Can you sort of straddle the door frame,half in half out n use different voices ?

Wouldnt be the first time"

I was confused about that but it was still a magical moment all the same

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"In.

Or am I?

Am I allowed in?

Shall I wait in a shadowy corner on the cusp of man and woman?

Would it help if I show my penis? "

No it wouldn't put it away your not wonko

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"Wait! Is this why you accused me of sorcery?

•

No, I'm sorry Duchess, you need to put your varifocals back on: I accused you of being saucy.

The plot thicken

I'm still in though still sounds magic

He's trying to confuse an old lady with tricks and word play. "

Oh mylady to me you are forever young a joy to behold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In.

Or am I?

Am I allowed in?

Shall I wait in a shadowy corner on the cusp of man and woman?

Would it help if I show my penis?

No it wouldn't put it away your not wonko"

Yesh Mashter

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"In.

Or am I?

Am I allowed in?

Shall I wait in a shadowy corner on the cusp of man and woman?

Would it help if I show my penis?

No it wouldn't put it away your not wonko

Yesh Mashter"

Told you dyslexia was catching

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"Pockets?

Have you ever met a woman Nero?

Our kind are not permitted the convenience of pockets. Hence handbags and stashing things in bras "

Sadly true

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire


"In.

Or am I?

Am I allowed in?

Shall I wait in a shadowy corner on the cusp of man and woman?

Would it help if I show my penis? "

Left testicle is the secret signal... Just don't tell everyone.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"I'm safe not been near a woman in years

•

You're not missing much my dear fellow, other than a volley of poisoned lead-tipped arrows!"

Hermes arrows

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Ooh is there a dress with pockets? I’m in

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

Think we've been out numbered now.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Finally

Nero you truly hold the wisdom of your namesake.

All is cleansed by the flame of satire. None may escape it's judgment.

Between the idea

And the reality

Between the motion

And the act

Falls the shadow

For thine is the kingdom

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"Ooh is there a dress with pockets? I’m in "

Last 2 skirts I bought have pockets. It’s amazing.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Ooh is there a dress with pockets? I’m in

Last 2 skirts I bought have pockets. It’s amazing. "

Perfect

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Think we've been out numbered now. "

•

Exactly.

It's an invasion. They live up to our expectations of predictability. I may as well have written "free Mulberry handbags here!".

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Think we've been out numbered now.

•

Exactly.

It's an invasion. They live up to our expectations of predictability. I may as well have written "free Mulberry handbags here!". "

Are there? In

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I like women. Is it okay to say that in here?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I like women. Is it okay to say that in here?"

•

You just did.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Dear men, keep away from women. They are not to be trusted. They line their plush and expensive pockets with cheap tricks and cunning schemes.

They are the prestidigitators, charlatans and good looking eggs with foul yolks.

This thread is your sanctuary. You are safe here. "

Women?? Cunning ??

You mean women say one thing but mean another??

Nah I don't believe it

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Dear men, keep away from women. They are not to be trusted. They line their plush and expensive pockets with cheap tricks and cunning schemes.

They are the prestidigitators, charlatans and good looking eggs with foul yolks.

This thread is your sanctuary. You are safe here.

Women?? Cunning ??

You mean women say one thing but mean another??

Nah I don't believe it "

Wanna get married Grumps?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"I like women. Is it okay to say that in here?

•

You just did. "

There's a better class of chap in here.

Well mustered, dear Nerò.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh is there a dress with pockets? I’m in

Last 2 skirts I bought have pockets. It’s amazing. "

But unsightly bulges in skirts?

Trust me, I have been there

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Dear men, keep away from women. They are not to be trusted. They line their plush and expensive pockets with cheap tricks and cunning schemes.

They are the prestidigitators, charlatans and good looking eggs with foul yolks.

This thread is your sanctuary. You are safe here.

Women?? Cunning ??

You mean women say one thing but mean another??

Nah I don't believe it

Wanna get married Grumps? "

Point proven

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Dear men, keep away from women. They are not to be trusted. They line their plush and expensive pockets with cheap tricks and cunning schemes.

They are the prestidigitators, charlatans and good looking eggs with foul yolks.

This thread is your sanctuary. You are safe here.

Women?? Cunning ??

You mean women say one thing but mean another??

Nah I don't believe it

Wanna get married Grumps?

Point proven "

I’ve got a track record of getting married

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear men, keep away from women. They are not to be trusted. They line their plush and expensive pockets with cheap tricks and cunning schemes.

They are the prestidigitators, charlatans and good looking eggs with foul yolks.

This thread is your sanctuary. You are safe here.

Women?? Cunning ??

You mean women say one thing but mean another??

Nah I don't believe it "

Don't label us all the same, I say what I think all the time, no filter is the best way to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear men, keep away from women. They are not to be trusted. They line their plush and expensive pockets with cheap tricks and cunning schemes.

They are the prestidigitators, charlatans and good looking eggs with foul yolks.

This thread is your sanctuary. You are safe here.

Women?? Cunning ??

You mean women say one thing but mean another??

Nah I don't believe it

Wanna get married Grumps?

Point proven

I’ve got a track record of getting married "

We noticed

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By *hinstrapMan
over a year ago

sheffield

...but but but ....they have jiggly bits. And I like jiggly bits

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Dear men, keep away from women. They are not to be trusted. They line their plush and expensive pockets with cheap tricks and cunning schemes.

They are the prestidigitators, charlatans and good looking eggs with foul yolks.

This thread is your sanctuary. You are safe here.

Women?? Cunning ??

You mean women say one thing but mean another??

Nah I don't believe it

Wanna get married Grumps?

Point proven

I’ve got a track record of getting married

We noticed "

Do you wanna get married Boo?

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By *ougar1966Couple
over a year ago

Newport

So this is where you naughty boys are hiding...where's my strap-on. Time for you all to bend over and take it like you expect us ladies to..if you don't whimper too much you can spit on the end of it for some lube...

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I like women. Is it okay to say that in here?

•

You just did.

There's a better class of chap in here.

Well mustered, dear Nerò."

•

Sprockett, my dear pocket rocket, I'm certain that behind your velvetine smooth lips you harbour a forked tongue.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Dear men, keep away from women. They are not to be trusted. They line their plush and expensive pockets with cheap tricks and cunning schemes.

They are the prestidigitators, charlatans and good looking eggs with foul yolks.

This thread is your sanctuary. You are safe here.

Women?? Cunning ??

You mean women say one thing but mean another??

Nah I don't believe it

Wanna get married Grumps?

Point proven

I’ve got a track record of getting married "

Indeed.. It clearly isn't for you

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"But unsightly bulges in skirts?

Trust me, I have been there"

I thought this was an excellent post and sadly overlooked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear men, keep away from women. They are not to be trusted. They line their plush and expensive pockets with cheap tricks and cunning schemes.

They are the prestidigitators, charlatans and good looking eggs with foul yolks.

This thread is your sanctuary. You are safe here.

Women?? Cunning ??

You mean women say one thing but mean another??

Nah I don't believe it

Wanna get married Grumps?

Point proven

I’ve got a track record of getting married

We noticed

Do you wanna get married Boo? "

Am I allowed several for different purposes?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Dear men, keep away from women. They are not to be trusted. They line their plush and expensive pockets with cheap tricks and cunning schemes.

They are the prestidigitators, charlatans and good looking eggs with foul yolks.

This thread is your sanctuary. You are safe here.

Women?? Cunning ??

You mean women say one thing but mean another??

Nah I don't believe it

Wanna get married Grumps?

Point proven

I’ve got a track record of getting married

We noticed

Do you wanna get married Boo?

Am I allowed several for different purposes? "

Of course. That’s how it works

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Dear men, keep away from women. They are not to be trusted. They line their plush and expensive pockets with cheap tricks and cunning schemes.

They are the prestidigitators, charlatans and good looking eggs with foul yolks.

This thread is your sanctuary. You are safe here.

Women?? Cunning ??

You mean women say one thing but mean another??

Nah I don't believe it

Don't label us all the same, I say what I think all the time, no filter is the best way to be "

You certainly do I can't argue with that

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

Well I always have plenty of pocket space if and ladies require me to gaurd their personal items.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear men, keep away from women. They are not to be trusted. They line their plush and expensive pockets with cheap tricks and cunning schemes.

They are the prestidigitators, charlatans and good looking eggs with foul yolks.

This thread is your sanctuary. You are safe here.

Women?? Cunning ??

You mean women say one thing but mean another??

Nah I don't believe it

Don't label us all the same, I say what I think all the time, no filter is the best way to be

You certainly do I can't argue with that "

Best way to be

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire


"Ooh is there a dress with pockets? I’m in

Last 2 skirts I bought have pockets. It’s amazing.

But unsightly bulges in skirts?

Trust me, I have been there"

Not always unsightly.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Well I always have plenty of pocket space if and ladies require me to gaurd their personal items. "

In your dress?

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire


"Well I always have plenty of pocket space if and ladies require me to gaurd their personal items.

In your dress? "

Occasionally but usually in my bra.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hi excuse me sorry to intrude I was looking for the woman's only thread and seem to have stumbled into here.

Are interested in seeing a trick?

Ignore the smell it is just my yolk."

•

We are all waiting with bated breaths/breasts for your promised "trick".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But unsightly bulges in skirts?

Trust me, I have been there

I thought this was an excellent post and sadly overlooked."

And this, my dear Rosie, is why I love you

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Is... is it too late for me?

LvM

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"Ooh is there a dress with pockets? I’m in

Last 2 skirts I bought have pockets. It’s amazing.

But unsightly bulges in skirts?

Trust me, I have been there"

It's all about prioritisation - lip balm, phone with card in lieu of wallet and that's it. But it's progress, and I'll take that.

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By *cnugatugMan
over a year ago

Chatham

Let the females tempt me I happily accept temptation

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire


"Ooh is there a dress with pockets? I’m in

Last 2 skirts I bought have pockets. It’s amazing.

But unsightly bulges in skirts?

Trust me, I have been there

It's all about prioritisation - lip balm, phone with card in lieu of wallet and that's it. But it's progress, and I'll take that. "

See I knew you didn't need big handbags.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for the heads up Nero, what would I have done without you phew

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"Ooh is there a dress with pockets? I’m in

Last 2 skirts I bought have pockets. It’s amazing.

But unsightly bulges in skirts?

Trust me, I have been there

It's all about prioritisation - lip balm, phone with card in lieu of wallet and that's it. But it's progress, and I'll take that.

See I knew you didn't need big handbags. "

This is a needs must and a slimming down exercise - which is incidentally easier to do with stuff than it is to do with body parts.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Well I always have plenty of pocket space if and ladies require me to gaurd their personal items.

In your dress?

Occasionally but usually in my bra. "

You have pockets in your bra?

I need one of those

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire


"Ooh is there a dress with pockets? I’m in

Last 2 skirts I bought have pockets. It’s amazing.

But unsightly bulges in skirts?

Trust me, I have been there

It's all about prioritisation - lip balm, phone with card in lieu of wallet and that's it. But it's progress, and I'll take that.

See I knew you didn't need big handbags.

This is a needs must and a slimming down exercise - which is incidentally easier to do with stuff than it is to do with body parts. "

Where do you keep your keys tho?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Is... is it too late for me?

LvM"

•

It's never too late for you. It's more the merrier and less of the derrière.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"Ooh is there a dress with pockets? I’m in

Last 2 skirts I bought have pockets. It’s amazing.

But unsightly bulges in skirts?

Trust me, I have been there

It's all about prioritisation - lip balm, phone with card in lieu of wallet and that's it. But it's progress, and I'll take that.

See I knew you didn't need big handbags.

This is a needs must and a slimming down exercise - which is incidentally easier to do with stuff than it is to do with body parts.

Where do you keep your keys tho? "

Only exactly what's needed, goes in with the lip balm. No fancy keychains.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

He just wants all the men to himself.

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire


"Ooh is there a dress with pockets? I’m in

Last 2 skirts I bought have pockets. It’s amazing.

But unsightly bulges in skirts?

Trust me, I have been there

It's all about prioritisation - lip balm, phone with card in lieu of wallet and that's it. But it's progress, and I'll take that.

See I knew you didn't need big handbags.

This is a needs must and a slimming down exercise - which is incidentally easier to do with stuff than it is to do with body parts.

Where do you keep your keys tho?

Only exactly what's needed, goes in with the lip balm. No fancy keychains. "

Spare change?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Pockets?

Have you ever met a woman Nero?

Our kind are not permitted the convenience of pockets. Hence handbags and stashing things in bras "

Get a wheelchair! Mine has loads of pockets and a cup holder

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By *icker2010Man
over a year ago

cambs/london/Norfolk


"Dear men, keep away from women. They are not to be trusted. They line their plush and expensive pockets with cheap tricks and cunning schemes.

They are the prestidigitators, charlatans and good looking eggs with foul yolks.

This thread is your sanctuary. You are safe here. "

"Are there any women here"

You know you're not allowed at the stoning

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Nah not seeking sanctuary - I like to live dangerously

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Pockets?

Have you ever met a woman Nero?

Our kind are not permitted the convenience of pockets. Hence handbags and stashing things in bras

Get a wheelchair! Mine has loads of pockets and a cup holder "

•

Does your wheelchair have Gø»Faster» stripes, KC²?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"He just wants all the men to himself. "

•

Perhaps...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad this is a safe space I’m easily lead astray…

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Pockets?

Have you ever met a woman Nero?

Our kind are not permitted the convenience of pockets. Hence handbags and stashing things in bras

Get a wheelchair! Mine has loads of pockets and a cup holder

•

Does your wheelchair have Gø»Faster» stripes, KC²? "

No. But it does have some abstract decals on the frame. It's a rather sexy red coloured chair

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Is... is it too late for me?

LvM

•

It's never too late for you. It's more the merrier and less of the derrière."

Sorry, *less* of the derrière? Yeah, nah, I'm out

LvM

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Is... is it too late for me?

LvM

•

It's never too late for you. It's more the merrier and less of the derrière.

Sorry, *less* of the derrière? Yeah, nah, I'm out

LvM"

•

Oh, ye of fickle mind!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Phew, somewhere safe, away from the barrage of boob and vag pics that flow to my inbox like a tsunami."

Wish I had that issue BabaYaga..

So, I'm returning to my Quiet corner

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Poor poor men

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


""

We can see you, you know.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Dear men, keep away from women. They are not to be trusted. They line their plush and expensive pockets with cheap tricks and cunning schemes.

They are the prestidigitators, charlatans and good looking eggs with foul yolks.

This thread is your sanctuary. You are safe here. "

All of them?blimey every day is a school day

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By *pYaMan
over a year ago

Ready…

I feel this thread has been infiltrated and we have some spies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRnyfVgQbXk

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

But they're so lovely.

Also, boobs

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Is this in relation to tonights expose

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"I like women. Is it okay to say that in here?

•

You just did.

There's a better class of chap in here.

Well mustered, dear Nerò.

•

Sprockett, my dear pocket rocket, I'm certain that behind your velvetine smooth lips you harbour a forked tongue. "

Its my USP, Neró.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I like women. Is it okay to say that in here?

•

You just did.

There's a better class of chap in here.

Well mustered, dear Nerò.

•

Sprockett, my dear pocket rocket, I'm certain that behind your velvetine smooth lips you harbour a forked tongue.

·

Its my USP, Neró."

•

I knew it!!

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Damn them

Damn them all to heck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*quitely…. Is it just us guys???

Why are the women so damn sexy and cute anyway? Do they do it on purpose. They try to get angry with you, and you just end up laughing and wanting to give them a snog.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Great advice OP....

You guys really should follow it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He just wants all the men to himself.

•

Perhaps... "

No no he's distracting you whilst he nabs all of the women!

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By *cott14Man
over a year ago

Essex & SW Exeter/Taunton

They are like adulting , it’s a trap !! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who wants a slice of cake?

Danish x

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

**twirls in, pops a tray of freshly baked delicious cookies on the table, throws some glitter, twirls out shouting** carry on chaps

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"**twirls in, pops a tray of freshly baked delicious cookies on the table, throws some glitter, twirls out shouting** carry on chaps "

•

It's not glitter. It's sprinkles of something laced with chloroform.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"He just wants all the men to himself.

•

Perhaps...

·

No no he's distracting you whilst he nabs all of the women! "

•

A gentleman can never have enough women.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"A gentleman can never have enough women. "

Hey, that’s *my* line.

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"**twirls in, pops a tray of freshly baked delicious cookies on the table, throws some glitter, twirls out shouting** carry on chaps

•

It's not glitter. It's sprinkles of something laced with chloroform."

Dang ladies we've been rumbled, hide until they pass out

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea


"Who wants a slice of cake?

Danish x"

What sort of cake are we talking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a problem I seem to have on here..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I kind of like being tricked by them lol i have some tricks for them to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**twirls in, pops a tray of freshly baked delicious cookies on the table, throws some glitter, twirls out shouting** carry on chaps

•

It's not glitter. It's sprinkles of something laced with chloroform.

Dang ladies we've been rumbled, hide until they pass out"

Most of the time we just pretend we are asleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He just wants all the men to himself.

•

Perhaps...

·

No no he's distracting you whilst he nabs all of the women!

•

A gentleman can never have enough women. "

The afternoon tea funnel working a charm is it, Nero?

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"**twirls in, pops a tray of freshly baked delicious cookies on the table, throws some glitter, twirls out shouting** carry on chaps

•

It's not glitter. It's sprinkles of something laced with chloroform.

Dang ladies we've been rumbled, hide until they pass out

Most of the time we just pretend we are asleep. "

**peeps in**

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"**twirls in, pops a tray of freshly baked delicious cookies on the table, throws some glitter, twirls out shouting** carry on chaps

•

It's not glitter. It's sprinkles of something laced with chloroform.

Dang ladies we've been rumbled, hide until they pass out

·

Most of the time we just pretend we are asleep."

•

Wôôdy is correct: we lie like sleeping dragons guarding our self-respect like a hoard of gold.

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"**twirls in, pops a tray of freshly baked delicious cookies on the table, throws some glitter, twirls out shouting** carry on chaps

•

It's not glitter. It's sprinkles of something laced with chloroform.

Dang ladies we've been rumbled, hide until they pass out

·

Most of the time we just pretend we are asleep.

•

Wôôdy is correct: we lie like sleeping dragons guarding our self-respect like a hoard of gold."

I have a dragon, buts she's a girl her name is Seraphina and she likes belly rubs

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

Let's make sure we don't forget the boys

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

We are never safe, lol

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

Clearly a cunning, rather elaborate and almost implausible ploy to get your hands on My Girl. It's not going work from the very first moment she carried all 17 stone of me on her back I knew she was a keeper. She my best mate, best drinking buddy and closest confidant in good times and bad. I'll keep her right by my side side thank you.

Unless of course you're talking about my Ex Wife. That lady could do with a health warning

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"We are never safe, lol"

•

We need the sanctuary of a woman's bosom.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"We are never safe, lol

•

We need the sanctuary of a woman's bosom."

In

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"We are never safe, lol

•

We need the sanctuary of a woman's bosom."

You can nuzzle into my moobs on Friday if all else fails

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

**sneaks in with ghostbuster glitter backpack**

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By *iddle ManMan
over a year ago

Walsall

This thread just shows how dangerous they can be, luring us in with their wicked ways.

I admit I have fallen foul once or twice of their erotic temptations, and the dark side is gooood.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"**sneaks in with ghostbuster glitter backpack**"

Holy shit

This is a glitter safe space

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's correct young sir.

F

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"**sneaks in with ghostbuster glitter backpack**

Holy shit

This is a glitter safe space "

**backs out** sorry

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"**sneaks in with ghostbuster glitter backpack**

Holy shit

This is a glitter safe space

**backs out** sorry "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**sneaks in with ghostbuster glitter backpack**

Holy shit

This is a glitter safe space

**backs out** sorry "

Regroup and re enter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are never safe, lol

•

We need the sanctuary of a woman's bosom."

Erm, excuse me!

I've already told you, you can rest your head on mine ONCE!

Grumpys moobs afterwards

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"We are never safe, lol

•

We need the sanctuary of a woman's bosom.

Erm, excuse me!

I've already told you, you can rest your head on mine ONCE!

Grumpys moobs afterwards "

In

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire


"We are never safe, lol

•

We need the sanctuary of a woman's bosom.

Erm, excuse me!

I've already told you, you can rest your head on mine ONCE!

Grumpys moobs afterwards "

I'll accept the offer if its still going.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are never safe, lol

•

We need the sanctuary of a woman's bosom.

Erm, excuse me!

I've already told you, you can rest your head on mine ONCE!

Grumpys moobs afterwards

I'll accept the offer if its still going. "

GRUMPY....get your moobs out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll hide else where this thread has been compromised

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"**sneaks in with ghostbuster glitter backpack**

Holy shit

This is a glitter safe space

**backs out** sorry

Regroup and re enter! "

Back up has arrived whoop **activates babckpack**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**sneaks in with ghostbuster glitter backpack**

Holy shit

This is a glitter safe space

**backs out** sorry

Regroup and re enter!

Back up has arrived whoop **activates babckpack**"

Let’s take wonko as a hostage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**sneaks in with ghostbuster glitter backpack**

Holy shit

This is a glitter safe space

**backs out** sorry

Regroup and re enter!

Back up has arrived whoop **activates babckpack**

Let’s take wonko as a hostage "

I have 0 ransom value bad choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleep with one eye open.

F

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"**sneaks in with ghostbuster glitter backpack**

Holy shit

This is a glitter safe space

**backs out** sorry

Regroup and re enter!

Back up has arrived whoop **activates babckpack**

Let’s take wonko as a hostage

I have 0 ransom value bad choice "

I'm gonna cover you in glitter and _nitter kisses

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"We are never safe, lol

•

We need the sanctuary of a woman's bosom.

Erm, excuse me!

I've already told you, you can rest your head on mine ONCE!

Grumpys moobs afterwards

I'll accept the offer if its still going.

GRUMPY....get your moobs out! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**sneaks in with ghostbuster glitter backpack**

Holy shit

This is a glitter safe space

**backs out** sorry

Regroup and re enter!

Back up has arrived whoop **activates babckpack**

Let’s take wonko as a hostage

I have 0 ransom value bad choice "

You’ve jaffas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**sneaks in with ghostbuster glitter backpack**

Holy shit

This is a glitter safe space

**backs out** sorry

Regroup and re enter!

Back up has arrived whoop **activates babckpack**

Let’s take wonko as a hostage

I have 0 ransom value bad choice

I'm gonna cover you in glitter and _nitter kisses "

I might have allowed it if it was googly eyes

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"**sneaks in with ghostbuster glitter backpack**

Holy shit

This is a glitter safe space

**backs out** sorry

Regroup and re enter!

Back up has arrived whoop **activates babckpack**

Let’s take wonko as a hostage

I have 0 ransom value bad choice

You’ve jaffas "

Do you think he has cookies ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew.

I've been suspicious of them all along.

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over a year ago


"**sneaks in with ghostbuster glitter backpack**

Holy shit

This is a glitter safe space

**backs out** sorry

Regroup and re enter!

Back up has arrived whoop **activates babckpack**

Let’s take wonko as a hostage

I have 0 ransom value bad choice

You’ve jaffas "

I shot them into the sun

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