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By *agerMorgan OP Man
over a year ago

Canvey Island

To use as an emergency Anal lube?

Margarine or regular butter?

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Ask Marlon Brando....

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By *agerMorgan OP Man
over a year ago

Canvey Island

"Ask Marlon Brando...."

He used the regular didn’t he…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always gotta be proper butter.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Welsh butter. Extra salty. It has to have an 'officiated region of origin'. Provenance has its merits.

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By *agerMorgan OP Man
over a year ago

Canvey Island

"Welsh butter. Extra salty. It has to have an 'officiated region of origin'. Provenance has its merits."

Has it also got to be serenaded by a Welsh male choir prior to use?

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By *oldAndBoundlessMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"To use as an emergency Anal lube?

Margarine or regular butter?

I only use REGULAR butter as you call it so my answer would be that but i much prefer tears

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Spit.

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By *agerMorgan OP Man
over a year ago

Canvey Island

"To use as an emergency Anal lube?

Margarine or regular butter?

I only use REGULAR butter as you call it so my answer would be that but i much prefer tears "

You know when something escalates really quickly.

That was it.

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By *oldAndBoundlessMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Spit."

I’ll settle for that

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By *oldAndBoundlessMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"To use as an emergency Anal lube?

Margarine or regular butter?

I only use REGULAR butter as you call it so my answer would be that but i much prefer tears

You know when something escalates really quickly.

That was it.

"
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Nope I don’t because I’m afraid of heights

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By *agerMorgan OP Man
over a year ago

Canvey Island

"To use as an emergency Anal lube?

Margarine or regular butter?

I only use REGULAR butter as you call it so my answer would be that but i much prefer tears

You know when something escalates really quickly.

That was it.

Nope I don’t because I’m afraid of heights "

*badum tish*

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

"Spit."

Better than a poor man's oyster.... That gets a bit lumpy.

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By *oldAndBoundlessMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"To use as an emergency Anal lube?

Margarine or regular butter?

I only use REGULAR butter as you call it so my answer would be that but i much prefer tears

You know when something escalates really quickly.

That was it.

Nope I don’t because I’m afraid of heights

*badum tish*

I’m here all day ladies and gentlemen du du da tum TISHHHH

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By *ottom charlieMan
over a year ago

washington

"To use as an emergency Anal lube?

Margarine or regular butter?

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doubt either would be good as both are fat based products and will heat up due to friction,,, but marg would have less fat content than butter... but the pain could be kinky for the next week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welsh butter. Extra salty. It has to have an 'officiated region of origin'. Provenance has its merits.

Has it also got to be serenaded by a Welsh male choir prior to use?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

definitely Unsalted butter.

I would imagine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"definitely Unsalted butter.

I would imagine

Wot, no innocent cherub emoji?

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By *agerMorgan OP Man
over a year ago

Canvey Island

"definitely Unsalted butter.

I would imagine

Why do I feel like you’re sort of admitting, but at the same time denying something

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Welsh butter. Extra salty. It has to have an 'officiated region of origin'. Provenance has its merits.

Has it also got to be serenaded by a Welsh male choir prior to use?

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Do they have to be male?

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By *agerMorgan OP Man
over a year ago

Canvey Island

"Welsh butter. Extra salty. It has to have an 'officiated region of origin'. Provenance has its merits.

Has it also got to be serenaded by a Welsh male choir prior to use?

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Do they have to be male?"

Well, male / female I’m not fussy. Hell, put ‘em both together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welsh butter. Extra salty. It has to have an 'officiated region of origin'. Provenance has its merits.

Has it also got to be serenaded by a Welsh male choir prior to use?

•

Do they have to be male?"

Do they have to be human?

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By *agerMorgan OP Man
over a year ago

Canvey Island

"Welsh butter. Extra salty. It has to have an 'officiated region of origin'. Provenance has its merits.

Has it also got to be serenaded by a Welsh male choir prior to use?

•

Do they have to be male?

Do they have to be human? "

do they have to be of this planet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welsh butter. Extra salty. It has to have an 'officiated region of origin'. Provenance has its merits.

Has it also got to be serenaded by a Welsh male choir prior to use?

•

Do they have to be male?

Do they have to be human?

do they have to be of this planet? "

Ooh are we playing 20 questions?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Deep heat. Ignore the burning sensation, that means it’s lubricating

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By *agerMorgan OP Man
over a year ago

Canvey Island

"Welsh butter. Extra salty. It has to have an 'officiated region of origin'. Provenance has its merits.

Has it also got to be serenaded by a Welsh male choir prior to use?

•

Do they have to be male?

Do they have to be human?

do they have to be of this planet?

Ooh are we playing 20 questions? "

… errr looks like it. We got 17 left.

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By *agerMorgan OP Man
over a year ago

Canvey Island

"Deep heat. Ignore the burning sensation, that means it’s lubricating

Oooh no no, god no that is actually making me wince

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Margarine u seen the price of butter?

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By *agerMorgan OP Man
over a year ago

Canvey Island

"Margarine u seen the price of butter?

Hey! Some might prefer the “luxury”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't tell the difference...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Real butter. Margarine is full of rubbish.

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By *agerMorgan OP Man
over a year ago

Canvey Island

"Real butter. Margarine is full of rubbish."

Ahh, a lady who prefers the luxury option.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welsh butter. Extra salty. It has to have an 'officiated region of origin'. Provenance has its merits.

Has it also got to be serenaded by a Welsh male choir prior to use?

•

Do they have to be male?

Do they have to be human?

do they have to be of this planet?

Ooh are we playing 20 questions?

… errr looks like it. We got 17 left.

Raccoon?

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By *agerMorgan OP Man
over a year ago

Canvey Island

"Welsh butter. Extra salty. It has to have an 'officiated region of origin'. Provenance has its merits.

Has it also got to be serenaded by a Welsh male choir prior to use?

•

Do they have to be male?

Do they have to be human?

do they have to be of this planet?

Ooh are we playing 20 questions?

… errr looks like it. We got 17 left.

Raccoon?"

Can it talk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welsh butter. Extra salty. It has to have an 'officiated region of origin'. Provenance has its merits.

Has it also got to be serenaded by a Welsh male choir prior to use?

•

Do they have to be male?

Do they have to be human?

do they have to be of this planet?

Ooh are we playing 20 questions?

… errr looks like it. We got 17 left.

Raccoon?

Can it talk? "
obvs

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By *agerMorgan OP Man
over a year ago

Canvey Island

"Welsh butter. Extra salty. It has to have an 'officiated region of origin'. Provenance has its merits.

Has it also got to be serenaded by a Welsh male choir prior to use?

•

Do they have to be male?

Do they have to be human?

do they have to be of this planet?

Ooh are we playing 20 questions?

… errr looks like it. We got 17 left.

Raccoon?

Can it talk? obvs"

Ooo hello rocket.

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

Raljex!!

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By *agerMorgan OP Man
over a year ago

Canvey Island

"Raljex!!

What on earth is Raljex!?

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

"Raljex!!

What on earth is Raljex!? "

Bit like deep heat.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

As it's a special occasion, it would seem churlish to economise and use marg .

It would be like buying a Tesco tray bake instead of a Colin the Caterpillar birthday cake.

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By *agerMorgan OP Man
over a year ago

Canvey Island

"As it's a special occasion, it would seem churlish to economise and use marg .

It would be like buying a Tesco tray bake instead of a Colin the Caterpillar birthday cake.

… that’s.. actually a good point!

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Either way, make sure you clean up well. You don't want to get ants in there

LvM

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By *agerMorgan OP Man
over a year ago

Canvey Island

"Either way, make sure you clean up well. You don't want to get ants in there

LvM"

oh god, not ants in the anus..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not having the crumpets for breakfast round yours then

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By *agerMorgan OP Man
over a year ago

Canvey Island

"Im not having the crumpets for breakfast round yours then

Oh I don’t put it back in the tub afterwards. That’s just asking for all sorts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tears.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Tears."

If you mix tears and butter do you get mayonnaise?

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

"Im not having the crumpets for breakfast round yours then

Well bang goes me bringing you breakfast in bed then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welsh butter. Extra salty. It has to have an 'officiated region of origin'. Provenance has its merits.

Has it also got to be serenaded by a Welsh male choir prior to use?

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Do they have to be male?

Do they have to be human?

do they have to be of this planet?

Ooh are we playing 20 questions?

… errr looks like it. We got 17 left.

Raccoon?

Can it talk? obvs

Ooo hello rocket.

That's your guess?

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Lard or in a pinch norpack is best

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By *agerMorgan OP Man
over a year ago

Canvey Island

"Welsh butter. Extra salty. It has to have an 'officiated region of origin'. Provenance has its merits.

Has it also got to be serenaded by a Welsh male choir prior to use?

•

Do they have to be male?

Do they have to be human?

do they have to be of this planet?

Ooh are we playing 20 questions?

… errr looks like it. We got 17 left.

Raccoon?

Can it talk? obvs

Ooo hello rocket.

That's your guess?

Errr… yes that’s my guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welsh butter. Extra salty. It has to have an 'officiated region of origin'. Provenance has its merits.

Has it also got to be serenaded by a Welsh male choir prior to use?

•

Do they have to be male?

Do they have to be human?

do they have to be of this planet?

Ooh are we playing 20 questions?

… errr looks like it. We got 17 left.

Raccoon?

Can it talk? obvs

Ooo hello rocket.

That's your guess?

Errr… yes that’s my guess

You got that from talking raccoon? Am I missing something?

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By *agerMorgan OP Man
over a year ago

Canvey Island

"Welsh butter. Extra salty. It has to have an 'officiated region of origin'. Provenance has its merits.

Has it also got to be serenaded by a Welsh male choir prior to use?

•

Do they have to be male?

Do they have to be human?

do they have to be of this planet?

Ooh are we playing 20 questions?

… errr looks like it. We got 17 left.

Raccoon?

Can it talk? obvs

Ooo hello rocket.

That's your guess?

Errr… yes that’s my guess

You got that from talking raccoon? Am I missing something?

Ah, Guardians of The Galaxy I was thinking.

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