FabSwingers.com forum: Secret (mostly) Valentine Messages....

By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Well guys, I'm back from the big city shopping, my credit card is maxed out and I've got a nice glass of vimto at my side...now to collate all these Valentines - Thanks to everyone who's contributed to the thread, special big thanks and welcome to the lurkers who've sent messages in, hope to see you posting in public soon

There's one forumite who's definately Numero Uno in the popularity stakes at the moment - hope his head doesn't get too big to get into Maccy D's

Here's the first tranche:

For all knight long....will you be my rough diamond

333

This one is for Ryan:

For my furry likkle lustmonkey,

What's underneath that flag -

A burger, a chicken, a christmas cracker?

Or a jam packed Maccy's bag?

(Gimme a nibble!)

Happy Valentines x

Anon

To Tease and Temptation

My burgers are tasty

Nutritious too

How about spreading my relish on you

Led on the counter

Licking McFlurry

Please no mirage

I'm about to go large !

Happy Valentines Day

Not sure who this one is for…

Lickety Splits, Lickety Splits

A valentines message it's true

Lickety Splits, Lickety Splits

It's penned especially for you.

Lickety Splits, Lickety Splits

You're wise and full of tips

Lickety Splits, Lickety Splits

I love to ogle your tits

Lickety Splits, Lickety Splits

The sender is hidden from you

Lickety Splits, Lickety Splits

Snacks is your only clue

Jord

Fancy a Fuck..

This one is for Funky:

Roses are red,

Time machines are blue,

Have you finished it yet,

Or are you missing a screw?

Anon

One for SpaceCowboy:

Now if I were a cowgirl,

I'd straddle you with pride,

Your girth adorned with metal

What a bucking bronco ride!

Yippykayay

Happy Valentines x

Anon

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm touched.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

There doesn't appear to be many entry's lol

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

love them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm touched."

we know that.

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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"There doesn't appear to be many entry's lol"

Give us a fecking chance...takes some doing putting all those ruddy lovehearts in

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Is that it...??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There doesn't appear to be many entry's lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There doesn't appear to be many entry's lol"

perhaps following the lead of the pontiff and pulled out early.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"There doesn't appear to be many entry's lol

Give us a fecking chance...takes some doing putting all those ruddy lovehearts in

Type with both hands

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

copy and paste the hearts to each message

Happy valentines to any one who cares ..

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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Right, here's the next lot....

the only Minxie minx.

Dear Sexy bum.

Feelings are many the distance so far,

the friendship is awesome and true,

my heart is your heart ,

your smile lights up my life,

my lips they long for you.

Happy Valentine's Minxie.......S xxx

My Valentine, you’re all I want;

In you, I find joy and delight;

You give me everything I need;

I’m happiest when you’re in sight.

I think of you both night and day;

I’m drawn to you in pure attraction;

When you’re not here, I ache for you,

For your fulfilling satisfaction.

I dreamed of love like this, and yet,

I never thought that I would capture

The deep, exciting thrills we have,

This intoxicating bliss and rapture.

Please be my Valentine, and more;

Be my life, my world, my all;

Together we can be content,

And share life’s pleasures, big and small.

To Sammi all my love from Billy

To Cazzaahh: Be the vein of Welsh Gold running through my life xxx

For Obihaive

I have something to day that I

Hope won't go to your head

You’re handsome, witty and charming

And very good in bed x

For Bussy

Someone who makes me laugh,

Comical, funny and daft.

One of a kind, thank the Lord,

Never ever lost for a word.

Every time we do meet,

Sugary treats we greet

And

Just try and guess who this is from

And of course I will keep,

Mum

Think he'll guess, it's one of two ladies

if i bought you flowers

and sent them to blondcaz

would you sneer and chuck them

or put them in a vase

if i sent you juicy grapes

growing on a vine

could i feed them to you

and be your valentine xxxx

Hey Caz.. this is my lil Valentines message for Russ.

To my mighty fine Jaffa Cake, these past 4 months with you by my side have truly been amazing and mind blowing. You've taught me so much about myself and encouraged me into opening up and not being afraid to let go. Love you with all my heart (yes this is soppy) Love always Jelly Tot

xxxxxx

Here’s someone hoping for an FFM – this one’s for Lickety and Wyrd…

To my Valentine.

Yon remind me of a good bottle of wine, some times fruity some time spicy some times with a blush, but you will always be sweet to me.

Wine should always be handled with great care, allowed to rest then gently lifted, caressing the neck an shoulders before carefully removing the top an allow to breath, while I enjoy the aroma of the sweet delicate scent.

If it fails to breathe then give it mouth to mouth resuscitation immediately.

if i bought you flowers

and sent them to blondcaz

would you sneer and chuck them

or put them in a vase

if i sent you juicy grapes

growing on a vine

could i feed them to you

and be your valentine xxxx

Hey Caz.. this is my lil Valentines message for Russ.

xxxxxx

Here’s someone hoping for an FFM – this one’s for Lickety and Wyrd…

To my Valentine.

Yon remind me of a good bottle of wine, some times fruity some time spicy some times with a blush, but you will always be sweet to me.

If it fails to breathe then give it mouth to mouth resuscitation immediately.

For Licketysplits and Wyrdwoman

For Sugarkisses:

Your roses are black

but you look so sweet

I know I am too young for you

but I do love your feet

Heres a valentine one. Please address it to dirtyeyes.

Your eyes are flirty, dirtyeyes

And your piercings are a lovely surprise

That make my cock rise

So thanks for messaging me so much

Ps I'm glad your rabbit isn't in a hutch

Here's a valentine message for 'Juliethewonderslut'

I’ve spoken with a girl from Leicester,

Yes she’s the one that loves to pester,

A naughty girl that’s plain to see,

So here’s a valentine sent from me

I’ll join the queue and stand in line,

I'll hope and pray for sexy time,

She’s a horny girl, of that I'm sure,

And all my thoughts are far from pure

Body adorned with burger & fries,

Pointing to where heaven lies,

Jelly hearts that lead the way,

Oh my god I wanna play

Her name implies she’s nice & slutty,

But in her hands I won't be putty,

Hard & rampant I shall be,

Especially when she's on my knee.

I hear she likes the taste of spunk,

Provide that service will this hunk,

And if she then spits out my cum,

She'll get a spank across her bum

Aphrodite= your the one and only x

Please send this to 'cocksnogger'

I like ya bum, hun

I like your kiss, miss

I like your pussy, hussy

And all the other bits too that don't rhyme

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For Sugarkisses:

Your roses are black

but you look so sweet

I know I am too young for you

but I do love your feet

Whoever sent this tyvm, I wasn't expecting any

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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Think I double pasted some on the last post...sorry, this stutter's a bugger

Caz = sloppy kiss in a warm erotic place (you choose).

For Ryan Noair:

I wish i were a bar of soap

lying in your hand

so everytime you took a shower

id see the promised land...

For Ryan noair

Roses are red

Burgers are tasty

Give us a nibble

And it could get racy xxx

This is for Ryan!!

Ryan oh Ryan

How you make me want ya!

Your flag flying at half mast

To me is torture

I want to just to tear it off ya!

So roses are red

And violets are so blue

Lets go eat kippers

Just me and you!!

This is for diamonds

DIAMONDS IN THE SKY

She's the sentimental kind

A heart that's warmer than the sun

She keeps her pockets full of smiles

She loves to talk about the moon

She has a name for every star

Above the space where rockets fly

She says there's one for every soul

A diamond in the sky

To my Canada buddies, norks will be out later!! Happy Valenbollocks day! Xxx

This one to x_red_x

I look at a profile

And what do I see?

My valentines face

Smiling at me.

I spot a cute ginge

And my mind is impinged

If that flowing red hair

Does cover her minge

25 winks

And 45 fabs

What do I do to get a damned shag

Send this to Gentleman Ben

Your Union Jack pants, make me spew

So I'm sending this, indirectly to you

You have a good body, and geisha tattoo,

And a cock that springs up like a kangaroo,

What a pity, you're under a blanky

Cos I could join you, for a wanky

Anon

For Cazzaaahh

To my lovely and wicked Mistress. Be my valentine and I'll do ANYTHING for You. Xxxxxxxxxxxx

For Yorkie

Paninis are funny

Paninis are Yum,

Oh you don't know

It didn't get to your tum

Ryan my love for you knows no bounds.

The burger and the gherkin are all yours.

The largest toblerone for us to share.

Like Lady and the Tramp we'll start at opposite ends

and when it comes to that last chocolately chunk... it's mine.

One for Pork:

Pork, I'd love to try your sausage if it's 100% pork.

For Bussy:

A man of mystery in elasticated pants,

that Bussy gets my knickers in a twist.

Not witty or rhyming but there you go.

I can't do better today.

To my soozy

Roses are red,

My lovely ol' duck,(northern term I believe)

But the florists was closed,

Can we still have a fuck.....

David

_isscheekychops =someone thinks your special x

To Cali, friends are the family we choose for ourselves. Love your little sis xxxx

This one to Little Miss Hottie please.

As she led upon the grass

Her tiny red thong, being munched by her arse.

I fondly gazed upon her bod

To see where I'd shove

My valentines love

Oh Miss Hottie

Your figures so fine

How I so wish

Your bare bottie was mine

If you could please include this to a member going by the name of Blonde Caz. Thanking you muchly.

A valentines treat

With furry feet

An inviting sight

That looks nice and tight

A strawberry hamster

His arse in the air

With gay abandon

And without any care

This is strange stuff.

Something's not right !

That's not a hamster

It's Blonde Caz's muff

Happy Valentines Day

Guess who?

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the only Minxie minx.

Dear Sexy bum.

Feelings are many the distance so far,

the friendship is awesome and true,

my heart is your heart ,

your smile lights up my life,

my lips they long for you.

Happy Valentine's Minxie.......S xxx

Thank you, I am really flattered

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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

And I think this is the last lot (unless any lastminute.com one's come in...)

I've really enjoyed reading them all - thanks everyone

To BlondeCaz:

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Sugar is sweet

Hope you can get your ankles round your neck again soon.

Luv from Anonymous. Xxxxxx

For Tigerella

She calls herself Tig

A maiden so fair

Lovely big norks

And curly blonde hair.

I send her this message

All slushy and sweet

As her chase is relentless

For a taste of my meat

For valentines comes but once a year

I praise The Lord for not making me queer

My message is for GenuineGuyNE

Roses are red

Violets are blues

I just really

Want to screw you! X

To Bussy 2013

You're more gorgeous than you realise. You make me smile. You keep me sane. I want to snog you!!

x o x o x o x

Go4it2=just wanted to say go for it xx .

To the lovely Miss Cheekychops, much hugs and loves and giggles!! Xx

To the ghost...the baby oil is waiting

xxxxx

Please can you post this for Eveshamgal.

Everything Reminds Me Of You

"I look at a tree,

And what do I see?

My Valentine's face

Smiling back at me.

I spot a cute rock,

But, oh what a shock,

For it reminds of you

And that is no crock.

Everywhere that I turn,

My feelings just burn

With thoughts about you,

My love please don’t spurn!

Each rock and each tree,

Each cloud and each bee,

The earth and the sea,

It all reminds me...

I love you awesomely!"

_icketysplits = good looks and intelligence is so attractive xx

For too long I've been a spy an'

lurked in forums just to pry an'

looked for postings from 'my guy' an'

perved at pictures with his tie an'

wished I weren't so bloomin shy an'

I'm determined not to cry an'

feelin brave enough to try an'

send a Valentine to Ryan x

Ok, so poetry isn't the thing I do best!

Ok here is mine, for M

You can say who it is from lol

My love for you knows no bounds, its timeless and endless.

***********

You can enrich my life in more ways then I can ever express in words.

**********

I felt strongly connected to you the moment I looked into your eyes.

**********

I was drawn to your soul in a way I have never experienced before.

**********

You are the only one can see the door to my soul.

Thank you

Jxxxx

This is for Dave (Ewing):

There was a young'un called Dave,

Who doesn't much misbehave,

As a sidekick he's fine,

He can be my Valentine,

Who one day I hope to deprave !

Anon x

When I read Blonde Caz's great idea

two Fabsters came to mind.

But how to choose between them both?

They share such a fine behind...

My Valentine's wish would have to be

(if only they would pick us)

an MMF with Funky

and his gorgeous bro Invictus.

These two can bend both time & space,

'Timewasters' they are never.

A fabulous Simian-Timelord team:

our date could last forever!

We'd have to take a Quantum Leap,

the wormhole would be needed;

though time travelling's a tricky thing

and warnings must be heeded.

If glitter jams the flux, forcing

the continuum too far left

we could meet ourselves and end up with

an eternal MMMMFF!!!

(Not that that would be a bad thing!!)

Happy Valentines Day Funky & Vic from a love struck female forum lurker xxxx

To The Queen Of Tease : A little flutter of excitement washes over me and a wry smile creeps across my lips whenever I happen to see your avatar. We haven’t met... yet... but I am working up to it. Happy Valentine’s day xxx

To Naughtynymphos : A sharp wit mind and a brain to match. A lady who knows what she likes... and I think I like you (and your likes!) too. Big Valentine’s snogs... that go on, and on, and on...

To BlondeCaz - There are many women I lust after but never meet so just chat to. A very scant few I actually pursue until the point of becoming good friends as well as lovers/fuck buddies (whichever turn of phrase you prefer lol). You’re suddenly on the latter list, well you will be if I have my way!!! From a single forum post that lead me to read your profile, I know can’t wait until you are ready to meet again. You look good enough to eat.... hehe

And finally, for any men who’ve not already had their own Valentine (as well as yet another for bloody Ryan!!!!)

Some are old, some are young.

Some are gloriously "hung"

Some are flirty and some are dirty

and like to get one in...

But to all the men on fab

The lucky or the waiting .....

I send a valentine card

and hope you get your mating

Any woman not getting one =you have now !! here's a bit hug and a kiss X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There doesn't appear to be many entry's lol"

At least you got one!!

I'll settle for real life cards instead... Bet they don't fuck like us though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well done blonde caz!!!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

This one to Little Miss Hottie please.

As she led upon the grass

Her tiny red thong, being munched by her arse.

I fondly gazed upon her bod

To see where I'd shove

My valentines love

Oh Miss Hottie

Your figures so fine

How I so wish

Your bare bottie was mine

Thank you to whoever this was.

Only valentine I got today so much appreciated x x

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

good job caz xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well done blonde caz!!!

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

Great reading those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks caz x

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Well done Caz.

Thank you for mine whoever you may be (don't be shy

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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

late entry!! sorry! lol

For Ruby Sophia

Up with the reds

Down with the blues

Now don't you look sexy

In those "fuck me" shoes!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We didn't get any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And thankyou for mine

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

thanks for my two whoever sent them xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Not a single feckin mention!!! You can all FROFF.....

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"We didn't get any

Neither did I, oh well maybe next year....big sigh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK I just blushed in front of a kid! Thank you to whoever that was - I have my suspicions!

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

I got two thank you guys xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I distinctly remember sending one to every woman within a 100 miles of me under the age of 99 !

Damn you virtual Royal Mail - buggered up another year for me!

Oh well!

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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Right, I'm love-hearted out! Now do I put some clothes on (I'm in me PJs, don't get too excited) and go get a bottle of wine, do I stick with the vimto, or do I go stare out of my new bathroom skylight at the stars??? Decisions, decisions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well not one Valentine so I'm leaving .......

On an entirely different note though, Miss Maverick, I like your eyebrows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I distinctly remember sending one to every woman within a 100 miles of me under the age of 99 !

Damn you virtual Royal Mail - buggered up another year for me!

Oh well!

I blame the damn postman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I distinctly remember sending one to every woman within a 100 miles of me under the age of 99 !

Damn you virtual Royal Mail - buggered up another year for me!

Oh well!

I'm over 100 miles away but you can have that present we talked about later so long as I get mine! haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And who said the forums was a clique

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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Well not one Valentine so I'm leaving .......

On an entirely different note though, Miss Maverick, I like your eyebrows

You need to start a flounce thread for that Iconic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwwww thank you for mine x

Wonder who it can be?

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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

There's a few more coming in...just nipping for a bottle of vino collapso and then I'll post them xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well done caz for putting them all together. I didnt get one

but then i didnt expect one so all is ok

I did get two anyways, regardless ....just not on here

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By *r mrs pCouple
over a year ago

taunton

"We didn't get any

Thats because as soon as anybody looked at that bloody horny valentine card you have, they completly forgot about everythingggggggggggggggg lol.

PS, great job by the op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well not one Valentine so I'm leaving .......

On an entirely different note though, Miss Maverick, I like your eyebrows

Aww thank you

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Well done Caz. Go n get some wine down your neck you deserve it xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's a valentine message for 'Juliethewonderslut'

I’ve spoken with a girl from Leicester,

Yes she’s the one that loves to pester,

A naughty girl that’s plain to see,

So here’s a valentine sent from me

I’ll join the queue and stand in line,

I'll hope and pray for sexy time,

She’s a horny girl, of that I'm sure,

And all my thoughts are far from pure

Body adorned with burger & fries,

Pointing to where heaven lies,

Jelly hearts that lead the way,

Oh my god I wanna play

Her name implies she’s nice & slutty,

But in her hands I won't be putty,

Hard & rampant I shall be,

Especially when she's on my knee.

I hear she likes the taste of spunk,

Provide that service will this hunk,

And if she then spits out my cum,

She'll get a spank across her bum

Thanks Ryan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well done Caz, well deserved wine xx

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Hard work Caz, thank you. I didn't get one so have done my own.

"steve, steve, you make me heave

Everytime I look in a mirror

Why so sad? With all that flab

You aint gonna get no thinner"

I've just eaten a large pizza.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another list I never made

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

I got the one that meant the most thankyou

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Another list I never made

Here's one....

"mysterious guy

You make me cry

Cos in the forum

You never bore 'em

You just make 'em sigh"

There

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Here's a valentine message for 'Juliethewonderslut'

I’ve spoken with a girl from Leicester,

Yes she’s the one that loves to pester,

A naughty girl that’s plain to see,

So here’s a valentine sent from me

I’ll join the queue and stand in line,

I'll hope and pray for sexy time,

She’s a horny girl, of that I'm sure,

And all my thoughts are far from pure

Body adorned with burger & fries,

Pointing to where heaven lies,

Jelly hearts that lead the way,

Oh my god I wanna play

Her name implies she’s nice & slutty,

But in her hands I won't be putty,

Hard & rampant I shall be,

Especially when she's on my knee.

I hear she likes the taste of spunk,

Provide that service will this hunk,

And if she then spits out my cum,

She'll get a spank across her bum

Thanks Ryan

Sorry Julie. Not guilty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's a valentine message for 'Juliethewonderslut'

I’ve spoken with a girl from Leicester,

Yes she’s the one that loves to pester,

A naughty girl that’s plain to see,

So here’s a valentine sent from me

I’ll join the queue and stand in line,

I'll hope and pray for sexy time,

She’s a horny girl, of that I'm sure,

And all my thoughts are far from pure

Body adorned with burger & fries,

Pointing to where heaven lies,

Jelly hearts that lead the way,

Oh my god I wanna play

Her name implies she’s nice & slutty,

But in her hands I won't be putty,

Hard & rampant I shall be,

Especially when she's on my knee.

I hear she likes the taste of spunk,

Provide that service will this hunk,

And if she then spits out my cum,

She'll get a spank across her bum

Thanks Ryan

Sorry Julie. Not guilty"

Damn!

Thought I had flushed you out

Someone best fess up then

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over a year ago

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Julie: was it smoocher?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another list I never made

We'll start our own

power to the people x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you Caz - well done - get the wine and enjoy xxx Brilliant idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Julie: was it smoocher?"

Haha!!!!

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over a year ago

"Another list I never made

We'll start our own

power to the people x"

You and me both, top of the world, brothers in arms!!!

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over a year ago

"Another list I never made

We'll start our own

power to the people x

You and me both, top of the world, brothers in arms!!!

Did I hear REVOLUTION brother. Right on x

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over a year ago

"Another list I never made

Here's one....

"mysterious guy

You make me cry

Cos in the forum

You never bore 'em

You just make 'em sigh"

There

I knew there would be someone out there that cared sniff sniff

Wipes tear from eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a single feckin mention!!! You can all FROFF..... "

Spoken in true Muttley catch the pigeon style.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Another list I never made

You get used to it after being here for a while

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

A few latecummers

Sex on the beach, I'd like to reach

Out and stroke your thigh

Because when you post

I'm the most

Happiest guy

for the queen of tease.

if i could be anything in the world id be your tears, conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheek, die on your lips happy valentines day from y.

ok...doesn't have to be anon...he knows lol

right here go's lol

Yam, Yam be ma man

Show me yer Willie on yer cam

I'll flash you back, you'll like I know

You'll visit me, you'll no be slow

You'll be welcome here to share ma bed

The restraints will be right at your head

I'll tie you up, you tie me down

I'll even wear ma dressing gown

I'll whack your ass, you can whack mine too

Before I send you to make a brew

But your red ball-gag you cannae chew

But I'll let you lick my little foo

So there you have it Yam my man

Its all in type so no flimflam

I want yer bod, you want mine too

So get here now, it's waiting for you

Miss Whiplash

This is for Kev.

Can I fill your belly-button with salt,

so I can dip my chips?

I'll let you slather me in vinegar

and sook it off my tits.

I'll lick your battered sausage

and promise not to bite,

If you come here and eat my

kebab, on this valentines night.

From Miss Vinegar Tits to her Sausage supper. xxx

Oh wishy oh wishy

His cock is quite dishy

He makes all the girls go swoon....

and we are all hoping.....

He may show it again...

quite soon

anon

Can you post this for ruby sophia:

Ruby Ruby Ruby Ruby!,

You make me very horny!

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

oi oi Cooler King

We found one intended for you .. here goes and make sure you dont blush !!

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

We love Cooler King

But can't be arsed thinking of anything to rhyme with that last line !!

Hope you like it !!

Free X

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Caz, I can't believe you can walk after look at all those blinkin' hearts. Well done.

Thanks to the lovely people who took the bother to send me an anonymous message. I'm very, very, touched.

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over a year ago

"Caz, I can't believe you can walk after look at all those blinkin' hearts. Well done.

Thanks to the lovely people who took the bother to send me an anonymous message. I'm very, very, touched."

We know ya touched, but happy valentines anyways

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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Another list I never made

We'll start our own

power to the people x

You and me both, top of the world, brothers in arms!!!

Did I hear REVOLUTION brother. Right on x

FREEDOM FOR TOOTING!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm no idea who mine was off Pmsl

Well done Caz ,.great job

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

well done caz

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over a year ago

"oi oi Cooler King

We found one intended for you .. here goes and make sure you dont blush !!

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

We love Cooler King

But can't be arsed thinking of anything to rhyme with that last line !!

Hope you like it !!

Free X

Stalker

mwah mwah mwah mwah

Fame at last

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

The only valentine I got and I had to share it????

Off to sulk now.

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over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"The only valentine I got and I had to share it????

Off to sulk now."

No pleasing some folk!!!

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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

And a couple more...

This for Letsbe x x x

I love the way you care for me

I love the way you make me feel safe, when wrapped in your arms

I love the way you protect me

I love the way you’ll always be there for me

So many things I love about you, it’s hard to name them all

I love the way you talk to me

I love the way you kiss me

I love the way you look at me

I love your eyes

I love your smile

I love your voice

I love everything about you

You’re perfect in my eyes

One last one please

Foxy minx

You make me wince

When I see your welts

But foxy minx

I'd be your prince

And bring my own studded belts

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"The only valentine I got and I had to share it????

Off to sulk now.

No pleasing some folk!!!

Bah!!!!

PS thanks for doing this, Ms Valentine Fairy.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

One last one please

Foxy minx

You make me wince

When I see your welts

But foxy minx

I'd be your prince

And bring my own studded belts

Ya cheeky bugger lol, but thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For Tigerella

She calls herself Tig

A maiden so fair

Lovely big norks

And curly blonde hair.

I send her this message

All slushy and sweet

As her chase is relentless

For a taste of my meat

For valentines comes but once a year

I praise The Lord for not making me queer

Not a clue who this is from, but thank you so much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another list I never made

We'll start our own

power to the people x"
happy valentines sexy man x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh wow I'm touched .. Ty Y who ever you are xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well theres not alot for me . xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you post this for ruby sophia:

Ruby Ruby Ruby Ruby!,

You make me very horny!

To whoever that's from, thank you very much, feel free to tell me via pm who you are!!

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

"well theres not alot for me . xx

To Jo all because the lady loves........

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"The only valentine I got and I had to share it????

Off to sulk now.

No pleasing some folk!!!

Bah!!!!

PS thanks for doing this, Ms Valentine Fairy.

Don't sulk, no-one has ever paired me up with a woman before and I'm glad it was you.

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over a year ago

"well theres not alot for me . xx

To Jo all because the lady loves........

"
after eights .;lol kisses you xxxxxxxxx happy valentines

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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

One more, I'll keep posting as long as my wine lasts

I give in lol.. please post one to _leasuredome...

You are and always will be... simply the best

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over a year ago

"One more, I'll keep posting as long as my wine lasts

I give in lol.. please post one to _leasuredome...

You are and always will be... simply the best

"
really that good xxx

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"The only valentine I got and I had to share it????

Off to sulk now.

No pleasing some folk!!!

Bah!!!!

PS thanks for doing this, Ms Valentine Fairy.

Don't sulk, no-one has ever paired me up with a woman before and I'm glad it was you."

Ditto.

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By *orkieMan
over a year ago

Who knows

Yeh could really go for a panini right now

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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Yeh could really go for a panini right now "

Rather see you in a mankini...not too many letters different

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"Yeh could really go for a panini right now

Rather see you in a mankini...not too many letters different

Nooooo, don't mention the 'M' word or someone will demand another avatar challenge based on them!

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By *ursevampsWoman
over a year ago

bucks

"Yeh could really go for a panini right now

Rather see you in a mankini...not too many letters different

Nooooo, don't mention the 'M' word or someone will demand another avatar challenge based on them!

like you havent already got the pics already lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aw none for me not that I expected any lol

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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Right, I'm hitting the sack...on the offchance I get any real latecummers, I'll post them in the morning...night everyone xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nite Caz

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"Aw none for me not that I expected any lol

awwww ok one for you from mememeeeme

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh lovely thing to do caz well done for your hard work!

Are your fingers bleeding from all that typing?Lol

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Nobody loves me

Off to the garden to eat worms.

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

A massive minxy valentine hug to the one and only minx and a kiss anywhere you fancy it ...X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aw none for me not that I expected any lol

awwww ok one for you from mememeeeme

Lol thanks

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"Nobody loves me

Off to the garden to eat worms.

go on then have a valentine kiss before you go though X,

ill have a slug ok

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

"Nobody loves me

Off to the garden to eat worms.

Big hug from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A massive minxy valentine hug to the one and only minx and a kiss anywhere you fancy it ...X

Fank u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nobody loves me

Off to the garden to eat worms.

Big hug from me "

Ok, lost here...how did this work?...did everyone send their messages to BlondeCaz for her to reproduce them here today?

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"A massive minxy valentine hug to the one and only minx and a kiss anywhere you fancy it ...X

Fank u

Spread the luuuurve xx

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"Nobody loves me

Off to the garden to eat worms.

Big hug from me

Ok, lost here...how did this work?...did everyone send their messages to BlondeCaz for her to reproduce them here today?"

they sure did ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nobody loves me

Off to the garden to eat worms.

Big hug from me

Ok, lost here...how did this work?...did everyone send their messages to BlondeCaz for her to reproduce them here today?

they sure did ..."

Excellent!...thanks for the confirmation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nobody loves me

Off to the garden to eat worms.

Big hug from me

Ok, lost here...how did this work?...did everyone send their messages to BlondeCaz for her to reproduce them here today?"

And for those of us forgotton in the lurve stakes, we have the sad basterd thread

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"Nobody loves me

Off to the garden to eat worms.

Big hug from me

Ok, lost here...how did this work?...did everyone send their messages to BlondeCaz for her to reproduce them here today?

And for those of us forgotton in the lurve stakes, we have the sad basterd thread

but but but i sent you a card ...dont tell me you didnt get it ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nobody loves me

Off to the garden to eat worms.

Big hug from me

Ok, lost here...how did this work?...did everyone send their messages to BlondeCaz for her to reproduce them here today?

And for those of us forgotton in the lurve stakes, we have the sad basterd thread

but but but i sent you a card ...dont tell me you didnt get it ??"

Ohhhhhhh it must be with all the others that got lost....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh wishy oh wishy

His cock is quite dishy

He makes all the girls go swoon....

and we are all hoping.....

He may show it again...

quite soon

anon

Sorry I missed this, whoever you are, but I've been putting Siren to the 'sword' (well, she got me a bottle of Brandy so she earned it).

..guys, does your cock go all soft and velvety after you've fucked? L'Oreal should bottle whatever it is and sell it to women, they'd make a mint!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I was going to complain there was only one for me. I have a monstrous ego and you all know this...

However, despite mentioning the g-word, my Valentine is wondeful and I have saved it.

Thank you lovely forum lurker. Have a wonderful day

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These are for SOXY, for his beautiful heart. xxx

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

^^^^^ buggers off in a strop

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

These are for SOXY, for his beautiful heart. xxx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another list I never made

Here's one....

"mysterious guy

You make me cry

Cos in the forum

You never bore 'em

You just make 'em sigh"

There

Steve, is this the thread you were referring to yesterday about valentine messages

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Thank you for my Valentines!

I can confirm that I need a screw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heres a valentine one. Please address it to dirtyeyes.

Your eyes are flirty, dirtyeyes

And your piercings are a lovely surprise

That make my cock rise

So thanks for messaging me so much

Ps I'm glad your rabbit isn't in a hutch

Thanks who ever sent this, could be one of a few, I message loads people a lot lol xx

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Thank you for my Valentines!

I can confirm that I need a screw.

Feck off!

It was ours, not yours!!

Why does everything have to be about you/me and never about me/you?!?

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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Thank you for my Valentines!

I can confirm that I need a screw.

Feck off!

It was ours, not yours!!

Why does everything have to be about you/me and never about me/you?!?

Actually (and I do hate to do this to your ego Viccie...) Funky got one addressed purely to him, but as you are one and the same then even though you're not referenced in it then by the power invested in me as the Valentine Fairy I declare it to be shared

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Thank you for my Valentines!

I can confirm that I need a screw.

Feck off!

It was ours, not yours!!

Why does everything have to be about you/me and never about me/you?!?

That's two shared then. As we are the same person but in different time-space-continuum-wormhole-thready-thingies then that means I, technically, got 4 then?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Thank you for my Valentines!

I can confirm that I need a screw.

Feck off!

It was ours, not yours!!

Why does everything have to be about you/me and never about me/you?!?

That's two shared then. As we are the same person but in different time-space-continuum-wormhole-thready-thingies then that means I, technically, got 4 then?

So did I!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Thank you for my Valentines!

I can confirm that I need a screw.

Feck off!

It was ours, not yours!!

Why does everything have to be about you/me and never about me/you?!?

That's two shared then. As we are the same person but in different time-space-continuum-wormhole-thready-thingies then that means I, technically, got 4 then?

So did I!

Well as we are technically the same, that means we both got 8!

Wow. You/me are one/two popular guy/guys dude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The "asses" have it

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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Phew, have now put my filters back on - whilst I wasn't inundated with messages, I did have a handful who wouldn't have got past my filters, the majority were numpties, only one got a response, but that's only cos he lives in Arse End as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a job well done, xxx

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Can we all return to being miserable sods now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we all return to being miserable sods now?"
you started already????????

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Can we all return to being miserable sods now?"

oh god No

I am not a Valentine believer but it did bring out a happy vibe for a few hours

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Can we all return to being miserable sods now?you started already????????

Yep. The car is in for a service and for the first time it needs real work. My plans for tonight have been cancelled. Miserable of London here.

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over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Can we all return to being miserable sods now?

oh god No

I am not a Valentine believer but it did bring out a happy vibe for a few hours

Ok, I'll post a lovey dovey thread later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bugger, I am too late to get a message over... what the hell, here I go.

O wishy O Wishy,

I know my writings no Byron,

But will you rim my butthole,

While I'm banging Siren?

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Can we all return to being miserable sods now?

oh god No

I am not a Valentine believer but it did bring out a happy vibe for a few hours

Ok, I'll post a lovey dovey thread later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh well maybe next year lol hope everyone had a fantastic day xxxx

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over a year ago

"Can we all return to being miserable sods now?

oh god No

I am not a Valentine believer but it did bring out a happy vibe for a few hours

I tried to.. But it needs new batteries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks Caz , good job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big round of applause and appreciation to Caz - a mammoth task, and a good giggle seems to be had by all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big round of applause and appreciation to Caz - a mammoth task, and a good giggle seems to be had by all

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over a year ago

"Bugger, I am too late to get a message over... what the hell, here I go.

O wishy O Wishy,

I know my writings no Byron,

But will you rim my butthole,

While I'm banging Siren?

I'm ok with the banging bit but buttholes are strictly banned! Yuk!

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

I am sorely disappointed that my vally to Sooze did not have our username on it.......

I will not be participating next year

( I will)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you going to reveal yourself ??? LOL

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Still trying to puzzle mine out. I will never make a Columbo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no idea who mine was from either...pity really, I might have fancied him, assuming it was a him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have no idea who mine was from either...pity really, I might have fancied him, assuming it was a him

He said he maybe too young for you ? check out the Foot Fetish thread for a Teenanger lol

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