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If you had to incorporate cheese...

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Into the bedroom, what cheese would it be?

Mines red Leicester

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

No.

No food in the bedroom please

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Vignotte. I would do allllll sorts for that creamy deliciousness.

Mrs TMN x

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Am I eating it or am I making sweet love to it?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Nope, just nope, not even a cheese slice.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fondue

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Probably feta, as it's sheep's cheese, so less chance of carpet frogs further down the line.

B

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Dairylea Spread.....

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

Edam

Then I could drip melted wax over it

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Bet Rex is the first to say knob.

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"Probably feta, as it's sheep's cheese, so less chance of carpet frogs further down the line.

B"

Carpet frogs ?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

If she was a virgin i’d take a Welsh cheese so we could do it Caerphilly

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I’d use loads of cheesy chat up lines

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Gouda girl

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

This is a kink I want no part of.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"If she was a virgin i’d take a Welsh cheese so we could do it Caerphilly "

And if you were into horse bondage, you could use marscapone

B

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Probably feta, as it's sheep's cheese, so less chance of carpet frogs further down the line.

B

Carpet frogs ?"

I'm lactose intolerant, cheese can sometimes make me a bit windy

B

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

No food in the bed or bedroom especially not cheese

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

I love a bit of blue

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London

But which cheese if you had to

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Surely the men want Swiss cheese - any hole's a goal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cream cheese frosting

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

A really really strong smelling one that will hopefully make sex with me more unpleasant than it needs to be. And that would teach a lesson to anyone insisting on including cheese in their sex life

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Helmetdale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice tangy goats cheese. With lots of crackers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely the men want Swiss cheese - any hole's a goal "

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

My platter usually includes but is not limited to:

Aged Gouda

Brie

Cheshire or Wensleydale

Port of course too. Some people have no class.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Surely Danish blue, only between the toes though or it's just not right

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Cream in the bedroom yes, especially squirty cream, cheese no lol

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Surely Danish blue, only between the toes though or it's just not right "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Helmet

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Cheese will need to have a wank, because I have no interest in going near cheese sexually.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheese will need to have a wank, because I have no interest in going near cheese sexually. "

Not even nacho cheese?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No cheese Gromit!

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A


"Cream in the bedroom yes, especially squirty cream, cheese no lol"

You can get Squirty Cheese, they do it in the states I think it's called Cheese Whiz.

Not sure about here. I think we haven't quite escalated to those cultural heights yet.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Cream in the bedroom yes, especially squirty cream, cheese no lol

You can get Squirty Cheese, they do it in the states I think it's called Cheese Whiz.

Not sure about here. I think we haven't quite escalated to those cultural heights yet."

Just leave a can of squirty cream out in the sun.

B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cream in the bedroom yes, especially squirty cream, cheese no lol

You can get Squirty Cheese, they do it in the states I think it's called Cheese Whiz.

Not sure about here. I think we haven't quite escalated to those cultural heights yet."

Costco used to do it. Squeezy Cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cathedral city mature cheddar

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By *rown_Bread78Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Does Stilton count as a foot fetish?

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Cream in the bedroom yes, especially squirty cream, cheese no lol

You can get Squirty Cheese, they do it in the states I think it's called Cheese Whiz.

Not sure about here. I think we haven't quite escalated to those cultural heights yet."

Thank fuck I tried that shit on nachos from taco Bell once, like the nickleback song says .. never again!

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