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Swap your genitals for a day?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Okay I have a new, equally absurd question to you horny lot;

An old Wizard, long white beard and husky voice approaches you with an offer of a lifetime;

"For a day, I can transform your anatomy and swap your genitals with the opposite sex, it functions the same as it would normally and at the end of your 24 hours, their is a 50% chance you swap back to your original set."

Would you take the chance? Knowing there's a chance you could be stuck with the opposite genitalia for the rest of your life?

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Can I just get tits and keep my dick?

I'd be happy with this arrangement.

Not sure I could risk saying good bye to my penis... even it meant getting my vag dicked for few hours and furiously rubbing my clit all day.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Nø.

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By *eeglos94Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

I'd go for it. A good excuse to get all dressed up in lingerie and whore myself out. Would love to know what it feels like to have a cock in a pussy compared to just anal and would have to try dp. If I stayed that way I'd miss switching and fucking deep though, I do love using my cock to see people squirm but generally more sub and love cock so wouldn't be too bad staying that way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nahhhh all those dangly bits flapping about.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I just get tits and keep my dick?

I'd be happy with this arrangement.

Not sure I could risk saying good bye to my penis... even it meant getting my vag dicked for few hours and furiously rubbing my clit all day."

The old, cranky Wizard will allow this

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By *unxicanMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Not with the 50-50 chance.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

No way! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd go for it. A good excuse to get all dressed up in lingerie and whore myself out. Would love to know what it feels like to have a cock in a pussy compared to just anal and would have to try dp. If I stayed that way I'd miss switching and fucking deep though, I do love using my cock to see people squirm but generally more sub and love cock so wouldn't be too bad staying that way"

That's the risk you'll have to take Would be one hell of a 24 hours if you want to fit all that in aha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nahhhh all those dangly bits flapping about. "

Could end up with a tiny one though so no problem there

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"Nahhhh all those dangly bits flapping about. "

You get used to it, just need to be mindful of how you cross your legs sometimes

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

Think I'm with perky... I'll take a set of boobs but I'm rather attack to my dick to loose it.

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire


"Nahhhh all those dangly bits flapping about.

You get used to it, just need to be mindful of how you cross your legs sometimes "

And definitely don't sit down to quickly.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"Can I just get tits and keep my dick?

I'd be happy with this arrangement.

Not sure I could risk saying good bye to my penis... even it meant getting my vag dicked for few hours and furiously rubbing my clit all day.

The old, cranky Wizard will allow this "

Gimmie them knockers then... I'm going out to buy some cleavage revealing garments

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"Nahhhh all those dangly bits flapping about.

You get used to it, just need to be mindful of how you cross your legs sometimes

And definitely don't sit down to quickly. "

When the balls hit the seat before you do

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

I'll pass!

I've had moobs in the past, so it's close enough. And there is no way I'd ever want a vagina! The amount of complaining women do about it and all that involved... No thanks!

I'll stick to my none impressive penis and all the psychological issues it brings.

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By *alico_KittyWoman
over a year ago

Kittys Lane

Definitely a no thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll pass!

I've had moobs in the past, so it's close enough. And there is no way I'd ever want a vagina! The amount of complaining women do about it and all that involved... No thanks!

I'll stick to my none impressive penis and all the psychological issues it brings. "

This cracked me up ahaha. So the wise Wizard will put you down as a maybe then

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire


"Nahhhh all those dangly bits flapping about.

You get used to it, just need to be mindful of how you cross your legs sometimes

And definitely don't sit down to quickly.

When the balls hit the seat before you do "

Brings tears to your eyes and a pain I'm your stomach.

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By *eeglos94Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

It's a risk worth taking though. Think I'd make a rather sexy woman. Would have to shave the tash and beard though

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Hell no.

I'm very attracted to the little fella.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nahhhh all those dangly bits flapping about.

Could end up with a tiny one though so no problem there "

But still... regardless of size I'd hate it I'm sure, I mean, what do you do with them...do they need feeding or walking lol

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

If I got to personally select the penis and bollocks then absolutely I would

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hell no.

I'm very attracted to the little fella. "

The cranky Wizard gives you a nod of respect

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nahhhh all those dangly bits flapping about.

Could end up with a tiny one though so no problem there

But still... regardless of size I'd hate it I'm sure, I mean, what do you do with them...do they need feeding or walking lol"

Twice a day, everyday

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I got to personally select the penis and bollocks then absolutely I would "

The wiley Wizard will allow you to choose

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

I wouldn't mind being able to pee standing up, but do you men ever sit on your balls when you sit down? I'd imagine that would be painful at least uncomfortable so I'm not sure.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I wouldn't mind being able to pee standing up, but do you men ever sit on your balls when you sit down? I'd imagine that would be painful at least uncomfortable so I'm not sure."

Get yourself a 'she wee'.

You've not lived.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"I wouldn't mind being able to pee standing up, but do you men ever sit on your balls when you sit down? I'd imagine that would be painful at least uncomfortable so I'm not sure.

Get yourself a 'she wee'.

You've not lived. "

If I google 'she wee' i'm not going to have to come back here and rant at you for making me look at that am I?

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Noooo Waaay

I don't have the emotional outlook to deal with a penis every day

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I wouldn't mind being able to pee standing up, but do you men ever sit on your balls when you sit down? I'd imagine that would be painful at least uncomfortable so I'm not sure.

Get yourself a 'she wee'.

You've not lived.

If I google 'she wee' i'm not going to have to come back here and rant at you for making me look at that am I? "

This is 100% innocent- I promise.

They sell them on Amazon.

I save the Google traps for when I'm feeling mean.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wouldn't mind being able to pee standing up, but do you men ever sit on your balls when you sit down? I'd imagine that would be painful at least uncomfortable so I'm not sure.

Get yourself a 'she wee'.

You've not lived.

If I google 'she wee' i'm not going to have to come back here and rant at you for making me look at that am I?

This is 100% innocent- I promise.

They sell them on Amazon.

I save the Google traps for when I'm feeling mean. "

Yeah I can confirm this is not a trap, although my girl mates do say they aren't very practical

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Noooo Waaay

I don't have the emotional outlook to deal with a penis every day"

Aha they are a menance to society I'll give you that

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Not a chance I can multiple as much as I'd like to windmill I'll keep my multiple orgasms thanks.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not a chance I can multiple as much as I'd like to windmill I'll keep my multiple orgasms thanks.

Mrs "

That is very fair, I would probably take that option as well aha

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

It would take me more than 24 hours to find someone willing to suck it.

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By *eeglos94Man
over a year ago

Gloucester


"It would take me more than 24 hours to find someone willing to suck it."

Depends if you want a man or woman to suck it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It would take me more than 24 hours to find someone willing to suck it.

Depends if you want a man or woman to suck it"

This is very true, you ever heard of a site called Fab? Lot's of thirsty guys on there

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"It would take me more than 24 hours to find someone willing to suck it.

Depends if you want a man or woman to suck it

This is very true, you ever heard of a site called Fab? Lot's of thirsty guys on there "

I'd be straight on it

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By *ames - 1983Man
over a year ago

Brentford

Would definitely switch for a day

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I would. That would be the expensive side of a sex change out of the way, just in case I ever felt the need to go through a transition.

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

No i like my dick its not cockbuster rentals

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By *ames - 1983Man
over a year ago

Brentford

What man would not want to experience a clit for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think I would. I'm happy with what I have. Having spent decades dedicated to understanding how to tweak the fidelity of the female whizbits, then maybe an insider knowledge would be an advantage.

However, being an avid sucker of cock and applying the same doctrine to perfecting my performance, it doesn'take a shits worth of difference.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Where do I sign up?

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By *martCadenceMan
over a year ago

studley

My genitals don't define me,and the chance to empathise is too good to pass up.

So do your best, wizard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would jump at the chance, but I wouldn't want a 50% chance of reverting to male genitals, I would want it to be a 100% certainty of a permanent change please!

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By *ave0070Man
over a year ago

Sleaford

I would definitely give it a go

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

No.

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By *ts the taking part thatMan
over a year ago

southampton


"Nahhhh all those dangly bits flapping about. "

Yep, you wouldn't enjoy sitting on one of your nuts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes as I love women! I’d be able to fuck them either way

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By *am SmithMan
over a year ago

Around and about

I'd take that chance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I swap with Big Harold for a day?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My genitals don't define me,and the chance to empathise is too good to pass up.

So do your best, wizard. "

The old Wizard waves his wand with malicious intent. May the gods be in your favour

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would jump at the chance, but I wouldn't want a 50% chance of reverting to male genitals, I would want it to be a 100% certainty of a permanent change please!"

The magic is uncertain, but still, the Wizard will see what he can do

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes as I love women! I’d be able to fuck them either way "

Best of both worlds

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By *rettygoodMan
over a year ago

Whitwick

I'd rather a bigger chance of getting stuck, but take what I can get.

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Yeah, I'd give it a shot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd rather a bigger chance of getting stuck, but take what I can get. "

The ancient magic is tempermental, the old Wizard can only promise a 50% chance

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