FabSwingers.com forum: Stupidest things you have done while arguing with your lover

By *hole Lotta Rosie OP Woman
over a year ago

Deviant City

I threw my engagement ring into the road and his best mate drove over the ring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

threw the mobile he bought me as he was driving off in a huff (right over it)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

had my head shaved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many to think about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Called them all names under the son .... i dont get mad alot when i do it last weeks , lol

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

Turned around and fell down stairs and knocked myself out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Punched myself in the face... I'm talking literally, she's the only ex that wound me up to the breaking point, I spared her and smacked myself lol, then she flooded into tears. Live and learn! Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Through his Mac Book Pro which was 3 months old out of the bedroom window

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By *iverview1Couple
over a year ago

gourock

flushed his false teeth down the toilet never spoke to me for weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"flushed his false teeth down the toilet never spoke to me for weeks

not thoo as you could underthand in any cathe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

told her that her sister was a better shag

ok..I made that up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

kicked over his new motor bike and then stopped like i had a really angry rant about to come...loads of people watching and i could manage was to give him the v's and storm off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

took the last page out of the novel he was reading.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bitch slapped mine lol it was a good one he asked for it at the time

,he told me after when we made up mmm that it fooking hurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"took the last page out of the novel he was reading.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put mushrooms on his plate (he had a real issue with them) and let the hamster piss on his clean washing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a horrible lot you are

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

My sis fed her ex a dogfood bolognese. These days she ain't even got to buy dogfood thanks to them frozen ones

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Wolf

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By *asey369Woman
over a year ago

London

Started smoking again - that showed him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cannot remember ever doing anything like that to Cyndi, but have done some horrible things to others .

My mother in law was coming up and I knew that she has a weakness for sweets so I added a few real pebbles into the jar of pebble sweets that we had been given .

Also made some toffee that was so chewy that she still could not talk when she eventually went home hours later .

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

"I cannot remember ever doing anything like that to Cyndi, but have done some horrible things to others .

My mother in law was coming up and I knew that she has a weakness for sweets so I added a few real pebbles into the jar of pebble sweets that we had been given .

Also made some toffee that was so chewy that she still could not talk when she eventually went home hours later .

coloured sheets of rubber glued together make smashing fake liquorice allsorts - the feckers sit chewing on em for ages before they realise

Wolf

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By *hole Lotta Rosie OP Woman
over a year ago

Deviant City

some of these have made me chuckle! Thanks for sharing x

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By *hole Lotta Rosie OP Woman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"I cannot remember ever doing anything like that to Cyndi, but have done some horrible things to others .

My mother in law was coming up and I knew that she has a weakness for sweets so I added a few real pebbles into the jar of pebble sweets that we had been given .

Also made some toffee that was so chewy that she still could not talk when she eventually went home hours later .

coloured sheets of rubber glued together make smashing fake liquorice allsorts - the feckers sit chewing on em for ages before they realise

Wolf

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know of a bloke who used to be sent off to his great aunts in North Wales in the summer holidays when he was a kid.

Unsure of how to entertain a minor they would take him to the local cinema with a big bag of liquorice off cuts.

One day , to liven things up , he popped several very large black slugs into the proffered bag of liquorice and declined anymore when offered .

At the end of the film when the lights went back up the dear old aunts were wiping their mouths and screwing the empty bag up.

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By *asey369Woman
over a year ago

London

Gone out to drown my sorrows, then d*unkenly thrown my own mobile phone away so that I wouldn't text him!

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By *ittlebitWoman
over a year ago

Plymouth

Threw his mobile at his head and missed Grrr

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By *hole Lotta Rosie OP Woman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"Gone out to drown my sorrows, then d*unkenly thrown my own mobile phone away so that I wouldn't text him!"

my sister always throws hers at the wall!

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By *asey369Woman
over a year ago

London

"Gone out to drown my sorrows, then d*unkenly thrown my own mobile phone away so that I wouldn't text him!

my sister always throws hers at the wall!"

I have now learnt to entrust mine to a responsible adult in those scenarios!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"kicked over his new motor bike and then stopped like i had a really angry rant about to come...loads of people watching and i could manage was to give him the v's and storm off

This is unacceptable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"kicked over his new motor bike and then stopped like i had a really angry rant about to come...loads of people watching and i could manage was to give him the v's and storm off

This is unacceptable"

I know...the fingers i couldn't even think of shouting twat i just stuck my fingers up and could hear them sniggering as i stormed off

The bike on the other hand scratch to feck n dinted...bonus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

told him id had better....ooopppsss!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"kicked over his new motor bike and then stopped like i had a really angry rant about to come...loads of people watching and i could manage was to give him the v's and storm off

This is unacceptable

I know...the fingers i couldn't even think of shouting twat i just stuck my fingers up and could hear them sniggering as i stormed off

The bike on the other hand scratch to feck n dinted...bonus

*blocked*

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By *aris23Woman
over a year ago

France

When married to my second husband I was so frustrated by his behaviour that I threw his plate of dinner at him. He ducked and it hit the wall. Result, 1 broken plate from my dinner service, really nasty stains on the wallpaper meaning I had to redecorate plus I missed out on my own dinner as the git took my plateful and ate it!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once told my ex-wife whilst in a heated arguement she was shit in bed.... Not a good idea whilst she was ironing!! To this day, I don't know how I managed to dodge the iron as it was whizzed past my temple...!!

I don't know to this day what her problem was, I was just being honest... !!!!

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By *asey369Woman
over a year ago

London

Two days after completing on our new house, the ex told me that he had impregnated someone else. I took the wine glasses, which I had paid for, and threw them into the garden. Go me!

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"I threw my engagement ring into the road and his best mate drove over the ring

Karate kicked him in the chest (he was 6 ft 4 I am 5 ft 6) then went and took every sheet, pillowcase, pillow and duvet out the house...He wouldn't sleep with her in MY bedding again...

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i dont think i have done anything bad to someone in the heat of an arguement, i'm too nice

i did once spit in the ex's face for blowing a raspberry on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"kicked over his new motor bike and then stopped like i had a really angry rant about to come...loads of people watching and i could manage was to give him the v's and storm off

This is unacceptable

I know...the fingers i couldn't even think of shouting twat i just stuck my fingers up and could hear them sniggering as i stormed off

The bike on the other hand scratch to feck n dinted...bonus

*blocked*

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

"had my head shaved"

Britany??

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

my friend(honestly) and his missus were arguing.

she said,when we have sex,you cum to quick.

he said,it's hard not to,when i'm thinking about your sister.

for the next month he slept on another friends sofa.

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By *eal_Dick_TurpinMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Some absolutely vile and disgusting responses...

I'd better not say anything else about this subject.

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By *asey369Woman
over a year ago

London

Some absolutely vile and disgusting people in this life think that they are so "right" that they can judge and condem other people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some absolutely vile and disgusting people in this life think that they are so "right" that they can judge and condem other people."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some absolutely vile and disgusting responses...

I'd better not say anything else about this subject."

seriously?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An ex of mine tried faking pregnancy and after she was caught out tried to run me over

The week after she tried to run my sister over (bad fecking idea)

Her car was soon black and crispy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An ex of mine tried faking pregnancy and after she was caught out tried to run me over

The week after she tried to run my sister over (bad fecking idea)

Her car was soon black and crispy

OMG, she was a tad psycho!

Miss PP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An ex of mine tried faking pregnancy and after she was caught out tried to run me over

The week after she tried to run my sister over (bad fecking idea)

Her car was soon black and crispy

OMG, she was a tad psycho!

Miss PP"

Just a little, she apparently trapped her bf in to a pregnancy last I heard lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cant stand women that do that. It usually ends in tears and the child suffers. Not good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"cant stand women that do that. It usually ends in tears and the child suffers. Not good

Well the worlds full of idiots and always someone that suffers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very early in our relationship oh treatened to leave us, I said go then, but he woudnt pack his stuff, I helped him by chucking it out the vedroom window. Not a good move cos I had to wash it all. Not proud of it either. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some absolutely vile and disgusting responses...

I'd better not say anything else about this subject."

I shot my ex twice and claimed I mistook her for a burglar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some absolutely vile and disgusting responses...

I'd better not say anything else about this subject.

I shot my ex twice and claimed I mistook her for a burglar. "

It'll be interesting to see if I get banned for a piece of sick humour, while those who have admitted assault, domestic abuse and criminal damage are let off?

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By *eonlylive1seCouple
over a year ago

Atherstone

I put laxative in my x wifes chile, when I found out she was having an affair ! worked a treat she had to cancell her night out with him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once after being shut out in the garden during a row, I took my boxers down, and rubbed my arse all over her clean washing on the line. Knowing shed have to rewash it all, whilst mine would still be clean.

Then I went to the pub via the back gate. I can still see the face now, and chuckle to myself.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Once after being shut out in the garden during a row, I took my boxers down, and rubbed my arse all over her clean washing on the line. Knowing shed have to rewash it all, whilst mine would still be clean.

Then I went to the pub via the back gate. I can still see the face now, and chuckle to myself. "

Does that mean you walk around with a skiddy arse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I put laxative in my x wifes chile, when I found out she was having an affair ! worked a treat she had to cancell her night out with him

Spiked my mate with laxatives and Viagra once.

From the response it was a messy loo visit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then I went to the pub via the back gate. I can still see the face now, and chuckle to myself.

Does that mean you walk around with a skiddy arse?

No she has ocd, so I new it would drive her crazy. We were getting ready to go out, so I was freshly showered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once had a massive row with my ex about what I don't remember, but we were in the kitchen at the time. She was preparing dinner, she had fooking big sharp knife in her hand. She screamed at me about what I don't know, but what I do know is her knife throwing skills weren't too bad - missed me by a whisker and the chucked knife ended up embedded in the back door!! As I quickly nipped out doing a runner I heard the thud of another knife sticking in the back door!

I spent the rest of the evening down the pub - didn't get too pissed, I needed my wits about me in case she decided to slit my throat while I kipped on the sofa!!

I'd only sharpened the knives a couple of days before, was most pissed off that she ruined the tips when they embedded in the kitchen door!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my wife locked the door on me and as i tried to push it open to smash the lock not realising i had my hand on the glass pane it went right through the glass and now have 3 scars on my hand where the skin ripped open and didnt heal properly

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By *inkyScot22Man
over a year ago

Anniesland

"took the last page out of the novel he was reading."

That's just evil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was walking in the room with a birthday cake and sing happpy birthday to the OH but she didn't look up from the telly. So I dumped it on her head.

It was a big chocolate cake and were due out with her friends to celebrate shortly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"took the last page out of the novel he was reading.

That's just evil

ok i wont mention the dog meat sandwiches or his toothbrush (bristle end) up me arse then

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Some absolutely vile and disgusting responses...

I'd better not say anything else about this subject.

I shot my ex twice and claimed I mistook her for a burglar.

It'll be interesting to see if I get banned for a piece of sick humour, while those who have admitted assault, domestic abuse and criminal damage are let off?"

What an odd statement to make

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a flight home from Tenerife once, we were arguing and We both went in a mega huff so I went home, needless to say we broke up and still dont speak 5 years later......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some absolutely vile and disgusting responses...

I'd better not say anything else about this subject.

I shot my ex twice and claimed I mistook her for a burglar.

It'll be interesting to see if I get banned for a piece of sick humour, while those who have admitted assault, domestic abuse and criminal damage are let off?

What an odd statement to make

Not really. Just using dark humour to point out that some of the stuff mentioned above is criminal, but that some people will take more offense at my comment.

But for example as any policeman will tell you, doing things like pushing someone's new motorbike over or "bitch slapping" them, often leads to situations like someone getting shot and claiming to mistake them for a burglar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some absolutely vile and disgusting responses...

I'd better not say anything else about this subject.

I shot my ex twice and claimed I mistook her for a burglar.

It'll be interesting to see if I get banned for a piece of sick humour, while those who have admitted assault, domestic abuse and criminal damage are let off?

What an odd statement to make

Not really. Just using dark humour to point out that some of the stuff mentioned above is criminal, but that some people will take more offense at my comment.

oh fook am not getting shot for just cleaning me arse with his toothbrush, just aint worth it

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By *allen MadonnaWoman
over a year ago

In my own little world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not from an argument but I once crashed my car after an old girlfriend informed me a turkey at here work had just spunked all over her foot

don't laugh hysterically whilst driving is the morel of that story x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few women on here quite happily admitting to slapping/kicking their partners or ex partners.

I would hazzard a guess that if a man posted that he had slapped his wife or karate kicked her in the chest, there would be uproar!

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By *eal_Dick_TurpinMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"A few women on here quite happily admitting to slapping/kicking their partners or ex partners.

I would hazzard a guess that if a man posted that he had slapped his wife or karate kicked her in the chest, there would be uproar!

Agreed, and if a man quite rightly retaliated in kind these very same hypocrites would be the ones screaming loudest for the po-lice... still, it has been a truly *excellent* thread for building my block list up.

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