FabSwingers.com forum: What's your horn level?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mines through the sodding roof!

I could probably be anyone's if it gets any stronger.

Send help, preferably multiple people and good balance of genders!

So 0 is not a stirring in the slightest.

10 is....what is ten? How would you describe 10???

Sexiest description of 10 wins.

I might send boobs.

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

Currently, I'd say 11

But after looking at your latest picture, I'm up to about 15 now. Wow!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Around 1.35 today ..

Banging Headache and my boss is doing my nut in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currently off the scale

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I like how you and Tempting are great minding it today.

I'm not going to wax lyrically on but give me a hour or so and I probably will.

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By *ajamis1994Man
over a year ago

spain, bilbao

"Mines through the sodding roof!

I could probably be anyone's if it gets any stronger.

Send help, preferably multiple people and good balance of genders!

So 0 is not a stirring in the slightest.

10 is....what is ten? How would you describe 10???

Sexiest description of 10 wins.

I might send boobs."
ateast 9

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

2/10 which is unusual for me.

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

I think I'm feeling too lazy to be horny. Probs a 3. Unless someone just wanted to come and pleasure me whilst I pillow princessed it, then I might up my number a bit.

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By *oanne ETV/TS
over a year ago

Near Warrington

10 and rising lol

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"Mines through the sodding roof!

I could probably be anyone's if it gets any stronger.

Send help, preferably multiple people and good balance of genders!

So 0 is not a stirring in the slightest.

10 is....what is ten? How would you describe 10???

Sexiest description of 10 wins.

I might send boobs."

Think calm thoughts - douse yourself with cold water…no not by semi naked firemen and women looking fabulous in the sunlight…wring thoughts!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Wavering around the ·8· mark.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Mine are extremely high but that is due to being on holiday somewhere hot.x

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By *annybrowneyesMan
over a year ago

Paddock Wood

I'm a solid 8.73

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

I think I need recalibration. One minute I'm 3.5, next I'm a healthy 7.5.

I was at the glassy eyed and feverish stage at the start of week, that's a curse to be like that.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I just have very deep control of this (reserved) but ready to unleash when summoned

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By *anted by NightMan
over a year ago

Shangri-La

Mine is off the scale now. Can’t wait for tomorrow night party.

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By *istysbbwWoman
over a year ago

swindon

110!!! I have got 24/7 horn have for weeks!

I actually think I could go to an orgy and still come out horny!

Nothings satisfying me at all!!!

Am thinking sex addicts is next for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Home alone , in the bath

Scale ? What scale .. iv broken them l

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By *irk_Dastardly.Man
over a year ago

Marlborough

A description for level 10 horn: hornier than a frightened hedgehog?

As for my level about a 5, would be higher but work spreadsheets quell the urge!

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"Home alone , in the bath

Scale ? What scale .. iv broken them l

In the bath…periscope up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And yes that is an invite to join me in the bath loll

Need to be quick though the bubbles are starting to go

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Home alone , in the bath

Scale ? What scale .. iv broken them l

In the bath…periscope up!"

Maybe it is

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

It's been 9 recently, not that I'm complaining

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By *dmundwilsonMan
over a year ago

Llandudno

AlwYs libidinous.ticking over about8. Imagination fired entirely possessed!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’d say a 4.

But it can literally fly up in an instant like a cat pouncing on a dangly piece of string.

….that was an awful analogy but you get the idea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like how you and Tempting are great minding it today.

I'm not going to wax lyrically on but give me a hour or so and I probably will.

Oh what have I missed? Do I need to go look at other thread?

I look forward to your return where the temptation takes over and you can't resist.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A description for level 10 horn: hornier than a frightened hedgehog?

As for my level about a 5, would be higher but work spreadsheets quell the urge!"

Not sure I find a frightened hedgehog sexy Dirk but it did make me giggle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d say a 4.

But it can literally fly up in an instant like a cat pouncing on a dangly piece of string.

….that was an awful analogy but you get the idea

Sounds playful...I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Through the roof and would love to get kinky as hell

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By *andydan69Man
over a year ago

south west nr you mmm

100 atm painful

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I'm hovering around six, pushing seven probably

Surely ten would be those times when you're almost aching and vibrating with pent up energy. Hard or wet at the slightest mention or thought. Needing to touch or be touched, ride the waves, and get that sweet, sweet release

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm hovering around six, pushing seven probably

LvM"

Oh you're winning so far.

Can I nudge you further to an 8 and see how sexy your description is then?

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek

Mine is just off the charts lately and to make it worse it’ll probably be over a month before I can do anything about it

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I'm hovering around six, pushing seven probably

LvM

Oh you're winning so far.

Can I nudge you further to an 8 and see how sexy your description is then?

Sorry, were you hoping for something a bit more graphic

LvM

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Currently at base level

But I get a +10 buff when I wear my cock ring of erotic hardenings

And it scales really well with my vigour and stamina attribute.

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By *histle do nicelyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow South

Always 8 or a 9

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wand went off scale earlier..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After this morning, and the orgasm, I've settled down a little bit. The pain meds and being cold has brought it down even more. So I'd say I'm at a gentle 6 at the current moment. I would be able to get "in the mood" in 0.0001 seconds though.

Also, why is lesbian porn much better than anything else? They actually take the time for foreplay.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm hovering around six, pushing seven probably

LvM

Oh you're winning so far.

Can I nudge you further to an 8 and see how sexy your description is then?

Sorry, were you hoping for something a bit more graphic

LvM"

Always

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By *r SensualMan
over a year ago

London

A solid 8.5 bordering on to a 9, but that shall put right later on

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I'm hovering around six, pushing seven probably

LvM

Oh you're winning so far.

Can I nudge you further to an 8 and see how sexy your description is then?

Sorry, were you hoping for something a bit more graphic

LvM

Always"

Gimme a bit of perving time and I'll see what I can come up with

LvM

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By *unxicanMan
over a year ago

Norwich

I have blue balls and testicle pain for months, so probably the highest humanly possible. Wanking doesn't help!

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I have blue balls and testicle pain for months, so probably the highest humanly possible. Wanking doesn't help!"

Have you considered seeing your GP?

LvM

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"Mines through the sodding roof!

I could probably be anyone's if it gets any stronger.

Send help, preferably multiple people and good balance of genders!

So 0 is not a stirring in the slightest.

10 is....what is ten? How would you describe 10???

Sexiest description of 10 wins.

I might send boobs."

I think I have been through the roof last couple weeks now, I’m gonna have to start meeting soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currently 0

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By *unxicanMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"I have blue balls and testicle pain for months, so probably the highest humanly possible. Wanking doesn't help!

Have you considered seeing your GP?

LvM"

I did because I'm feeling all the time an orgasm like sensation even when not horny. I was checked out for STD's too. She said I have blue balls and get a partner. After she (not really gently) checked my balls and my prostate.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I like how you and Tempting are great minding it today.

I'm not going to wax lyrically on but give me a hour or so and I probably will.

Oh what have I missed? Do I need to go look at other thread?

I look forward to your return where the temptation takes over and you can't resist."

Oh the other thread is Mrs TMN and I talking about abating libido. And people being very horny or not at all.

My libido is currently at an almost ten. Almost absurdly high.

A ten? It's when a person has got under my skin. Their messages and the videos and the voicenotes, even if talking about the most mundane of things have me remembering the sound of their voice as they moved inside me.

A ten is where I can be food shopping and then I remember that feeling of his hands in my hair and I'm suddenly flustered, feeling that heat radiating inside me and those little flutters that say I'd really like to revisit that moment. Soon.

A ten would be the days where I can spend hours edging, to the point where my skin is coated in a light sheen of sweat and yet that release I need is only found in another person. It's those moments of heightened awareness of my femininity, my sexuality, my body.

When I need to utterly devour someone whilst also worshipping every inch of them until our libidos are sated; we're exhausted, spent and content.

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By *estEndGentMan
over a year ago

London

"Mines through the sodding roof!

I could probably be anyone's if it gets any stronger.

Send help, preferably multiple people and good balance of genders!

So 0 is not a stirring in the slightest.

10 is....what is ten? How would you describe 10???

Sexiest description of 10 wins.

I might send boobs."

A 10 to me is when I just can’t stop thinking dirty thoughts. Where my cock refuses to soften, straining inside my jeans. Where I find myself running my hands over it, feeling the hard tip but knowing I can’t get it out to play. A 10 is pure frustration.

I think I’m approaching that level now!

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By *arried-BBW-LookingWoman
over a year ago

Truro

Mines off the scale X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say about an 8 just now as I've become hard and horny browsing upon here.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm shattered so 1/10

Although send me some boobs that may up the score

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whenever I need my horn level to come down I come on here and it goes from 10+ to -10 and then I feel the need to send dick pics to almost every profile I see

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Following some thinking in te "Things you cant unsee in swinging" thread, I'd like to review my assessment of a ten.

Ten is when I'm at work but all I can think of is how it feels to see her put her hair up and sink to her knees in front of me. How it feels when she runs her fingers up my thighs and wraps them around my cock. Struggling to remember how to use Outlook as I picture the way the spit falls from her lips and down my length while her hands stroke me up and down. Her happy, hungry moans that vibrate through my whole body as she stares into my eyes, waiting for the telltale moment when she knows she'll get what she wants at any second...

Howzzat?

LvM

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

It's a ten from Len....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

1.4 today

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By *ister_ee_1981Man
over a year ago

Sunniest Exeter...

A solid 2 today. Had a fabulous hook up with a well proportion Latina yesterday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If mine gets any higher I'm going to end up in A&E!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

0. Considering where I am right now I’d be very concerned if I was horny.

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By *osco78Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

7 thought my trip to cupids on Tues would have eased it ,but nope

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By *unxicanMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"0. Considering where I am right now I’d be very concerned if I was horny."

Hospital or funeral?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"0. Considering where I am right now I’d be very concerned if I was horny."

Never great to be horny picking your kids up from school or being in the confession box with the screen being waist height rather than head height.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"0. Considering where I am right now I’d be very concerned if I was horny.

Hospital or funeral?"

I'd say both of those are acceptable.

Nurses and doctors are hot, even some porters. Funeral directors can also be hot, and the ones who carry the coffin.. I've got a clit stiffy just thinking about it.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"0. Considering where I am right now I’d be very concerned if I was horny.

Hospital or funeral?

I'd say both of those are acceptable.

Nurses and doctors are hot, even some porters. Funeral directors can also be hot, and the ones who carry the coffin.. I've got a clit stiffy just thinking about it.

Clit stiffy?

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By *unxicanMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"0. Considering where I am right now I’d be very concerned if I was horny.

Hospital or funeral?

I'd say both of those are acceptable.

Nurses and doctors are hot, even some porters. Funeral directors can also be hot, and the ones who carry the coffin.. I've got a clit stiffy just thinking about it.

True!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Currently about eleventy billion.

Damn you Friday M5 traffic. Damn you to hell........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"0. Considering where I am right now I’d be very concerned if I was horny.

Hospital or funeral?"

Hospital.

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By *unxicanMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"0. Considering where I am right now I’d be very concerned if I was horny.

Never great to be horny picking your kids up from school or being in the confession box with the screen being waist height rather than head height.

Some of the mums are MILFs. Also, We used to have a female priest/pastor and she was hot. Couldn't pay much attention to her preaching.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"0. Considering where I am right now I’d be very concerned if I was horny.

Never great to be horny picking your kids up from school or being in the confession box with the screen being waist height rather than head height.

Cremations are hot… technically.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"0. Considering where I am right now I’d be very concerned if I was horny.

Never great to be horny picking your kids up from school or being in the confession box with the screen being waist height rather than head height.

Cremations are hot… technically."

I'd love to get steamy in there with you

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"0. Considering where I am right now I’d be very concerned if I was horny.

Never great to be horny picking your kids up from school or being in the confession box with the screen being waist height rather than head height.

Cremations are hot… technically."

Oh you're on fire today.

*is not the thing to say at a cremation.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So high it usually aches ! When i want it , I’ve gotta have it … Thats way Hubs is always knackered lol

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By *ineapple_PrincessWoman
over a year ago

in the waves

Off the charts today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"0. Considering where I am right now I’d be very concerned if I was horny.

Never great to be horny picking your kids up from school or being in the confession box with the screen being waist height rather than head height.

Cremations are hot… technically.

I'd love to get steamy in there with you

You may have unlocked my new fetish

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By *unxicanMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"0. Considering where I am right now I’d be very concerned if I was horny.

Never great to be horny picking your kids up from school or being in the confession box with the screen being waist height rather than head height.

Cremations are hot… technically.

I'd love to get steamy in there with you

That's pushing it, but...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"0. Considering where I am right now I’d be very concerned if I was horny.

Never great to be horny picking your kids up from school or being in the confession box with the screen being waist height rather than head height.

Cremations are hot… technically.

Oh you're on fire today.

*is not the thing to say at a cremation.......

I’ve got a really funny story about a cremation but I can’t tell anyone without looking like a mega cunt.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"0. Considering where I am right now I’d be very concerned if I was horny.

Never great to be horny picking your kids up from school or being in the confession box with the screen being waist height rather than head height.

Cremations are hot… technically.

Oh you're on fire today.

*is not the thing to say at a cremation.......

I’ve got a really funny story about a cremation but I can’t tell anyone without looking like a mega cunt."

Did someone forget to put 50p in the meter......

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"0. Considering where I am right now I’d be very concerned if I was horny.

Never great to be horny picking your kids up from school or being in the confession box with the screen being waist height rather than head height.

Cremations are hot… technically.

Oh you're on fire today.

*is not the thing to say at a cremation.......

I’ve got a really funny story about a cremation but I can’t tell anyone without looking like a mega cunt."

Too late for that!

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By *unxicanMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"0. Considering where I am right now I’d be very concerned if I was horny.

Never great to be horny picking your kids up from school or being in the confession box with the screen being waist height rather than head height.

Cremations are hot… technically.

Oh you're on fire today.

*is not the thing to say at a cremation.......

I’ve got a really funny story about a cremation but I can’t tell anyone without looking like a mega cunt."

Your phone rang and your ringtone was Hot Stuff?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"0. Considering where I am right now I’d be very concerned if I was horny.

Never great to be horny picking your kids up from school or being in the confession box with the screen being waist height rather than head height.

Cremations are hot… technically.

Oh you're on fire today.

*is not the thing to say at a cremation.......

I’ve got a really funny story about a cremation but I can’t tell anyone without looking like a mega cunt.

Did someone forget to put 50p in the meter......

We made S’mores

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"0. Considering where I am right now I’d be very concerned if I was horny.

Never great to be horny picking your kids up from school or being in the confession box with the screen being waist height rather than head height.

Cremations are hot… technically.

Oh you're on fire today.

*is not the thing to say at a cremation.......

I’ve got a really funny story about a cremation but I can’t tell anyone without looking like a mega cunt.

Too late for that! "

I would be offended but it’s quite accurate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines through the sodding roof!

I could probably be anyone's if it gets any stronger.

Send help, preferably multiple people and good balance of genders!

So 0 is not a stirring in the slightest.

10 is....what is ten? How would you describe 10???

Sexiest description of 10 wins.

I might send boobs."

10 is when you see someone "you would" and just see objects around you as places to position them over and on. 10 is when you see them and your licking your lips just thinking what you'd do to them and how they'd taste...

Thankfully I had a reset earlier and am hovering over a 6 right now

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By *arry n OopsCouple
over a year ago

horsham

9 at the moment and unfortunately my orher half is ar the orher end of the country till end of next week ??

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By *irtydom86Man
over a year ago

Up north!

Today it's been off the scale! Usually it's up there as a 7 or 8, but today... I've been unable to focus on anything else for more than about 3 minutes!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

A couple of hours ago it was around a 12... but I have pretty much been doing the sex since Wednesday. It's down to maybe an 8 now so I'm considering an early night

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By *egDaySkipperMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

About a 3 right now, had some strawberries and the best I could do is receive a BJ, and I'm not a big fan of BJ's!

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By *unxicanMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"About a 3 right now, had some strawberries and the best I could do is receive a BJ, and I'm not a big fan of BJ's!"

Aw, poor you received a blow job only. Where's my violin?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Zero.

I could have Jason Mamoa in a g-string dancing around my bedroom to Pony by Genuwine, and I’d still be dry as a bone.

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