FabSwingers.com forum: Sex toy confessions

By *tanley Funseeker OP Man
over a year ago

stanley

What is the weirdest thing you have used as a sex toy?

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By *dmit-itMan
over a year ago

Bristol

When meeting with a couple to get them involved with a course to aid them and their family the dog came into the room and dropped a dildo.

I remained professional and carried on asking questions to find out more about their circumstances and the bloke quickly took it away and disappeared. I would have loved to get involved but they never enrolled for the course anyway.

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over a year ago

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

The Mr.

He's weird.

Mrs

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Banana or courgette corn on the cob am vegetarian after all!

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

Not really weird but I did use a clothes hanger with clips as nipple clamps

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Artificial womans bum.

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By *alldarkhandsomedaveMan
over a year ago

Derby

"Not really weird but I did use a clothes hanger with clips as nipple clamps "

I’ll always think of this when I hang my clothes up…!

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By *panksspankedMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Not really weird but I did use a clothes hanger with clips as nipple clamps "

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow ,)

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"Banana or courgette corn on the cob am vegetarian after all!

Corn in the cob - good call - firm and textured! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Banana or courgette corn on the cob am vegetarian after all!

Corn in the cob - good call - firm and textured! x"
that would so so hot to see

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

"Banana or courgette corn on the cob am vegetarian after all!

Corn in the cob - good call - firm and textured! x that would so so hot to see"

I've grabbed a cucumber before now, certainly opened her eyes.

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"Banana or courgette corn on the cob am vegetarian after all!

Corn in the cob - good call - firm and textured! x that would so so hot to see

I've grabbed a cucumber before now, certainly opened her eyes. "

Have utilised a cucumber - seems the obvious choice really doesn’t it - a butternut squash would have really opened them!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Shampoo bottle

Mrs TMN x

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By *tanley Funseeker OP Man
over a year ago

stanley

In the cucumber, banana scenario, has anyone frozen them first?

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By *irk_Dastardly.Man
over a year ago

Salisbury

Does the vegetable/fruit choice affect food shopping decisions? When eyeing up something for dinner is their a secondary consideration to using items sexually?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Potato masher

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By *achel SmythTV/TS
over a year ago

Farnborough

"Banana or courgette corn on the cob am vegetarian after all!

Corn in the cob - good call - firm and textured! x"

Well as we know, sweetcorn looks the same on the way out … as it does on the way in! … I guess it just means there is less of a distance to travel here! - lol

R xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Potato masher

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wow

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"Potato masher

I have many images in my head right now…which end first!?

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By *tanley Funseeker OP Man
over a year ago

stanley

"Potato masher

Would love to know the context

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"Does the vegetable/fruit choice affect food shopping decisions? When eyeing up something for dinner is their a secondary consideration to using items sexually?"

I only pleasure myself with Waitrose vegetables

Not sure that fact will help turn the business around to profit!?

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

A real ale bar handle/pump. In the bar.

The pump part of a soap bottle on my clit for suction.

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By *irk_Dastardly.Man
over a year ago

Salisbury

"Does the vegetable/fruit choice affect food shopping decisions? When eyeing up something for dinner is their a secondary consideration to using items sexually?

I only pleasure myself with Waitrose vegetables

Not sure that fact will help turn the business around to profit!?"

Duchy range or Waitrose own?

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By *thfloorCouple
over a year ago

Hove

Pillows and duvets

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"Does the vegetable/fruit choice affect food shopping decisions? When eyeing up something for dinner is their a secondary consideration to using items sexually?

I only pleasure myself with Waitrose vegetables

Not sure that fact will help turn the business around to profit!?

Duchy range or Waitrose own? "

Does organic = orgasmic!?

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"Pillows and duvets

More question in my head - but great thoughts after seeing your pics

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By *oadsafun1960Man
over a year ago

Somerset & Hertfordshire

One of my FB's used the gearstick in her car

No not whilst driving lol

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By *histle do nicelyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow South

Learned my lesson...From now on I will use a frozen chocolate bar .. Nearly had to get the neighbours dog to retrieve the rest of the cream egg ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An ex partner used a rocket ice lolly, we learned the hard way to wrap it first

Do not recommend

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By *histle do nicelyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow South

"An ex partner used a rocket ice lolly, we learned the hard way to wrap it first

Do not recommend

More fun with the wrapper off .

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

"Banana or courgette corn on the cob am vegetarian after all!

Corn in the cob - good call - firm and textured! x that would so so hot to see

I've grabbed a cucumber before now, certainly opened her eyes.

Have utilised a cucumber - seems the obvious choice really doesn’t it - a butternut squash would have really opened them!"

Might have made them water.

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

"An ex partner used a rocket ice lolly, we learned the hard way to wrap it first

Do not recommend

Try a twister.... Ribbed for her pleasure.

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By *rsmith21zMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

My ex used the knob from our bed once

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"My ex used the knob from our bed once"

Me 2! There is a vid on here of me enjoying the bed knob x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Potato masher

I have many images in my head right now…which end first!?"

I thought someone may ask that. The handle end, the mashing end would be impossible

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"Potato masher

I have many images in my head right now…which end first!?

I thought someone may ask that. The handle end, the mashing end would be impossible

You say impossible - but this is Fab…

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By *warf with a mulletMan
over a year ago

barry

My friends mum

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By *panksspankedMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Spanking lends itself to all manner of implements but a favourite remains a ballot box stuffer liberated from an Election Polling Station

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(Modified) bicycle seat... Cycling is fun.

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By *oveallMan
over a year ago

kells

I'd a plug that slipped inside me , very scary moment , lucky i fished it out ..

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By *unxicanMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Watermelon in my early teenage years. Couldn't finish, because it got smashed as soon as I started thrusting.

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By *arfield131Man
over a year ago

midlands

Intrigued

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

Vintage Wicker carpet beater, leaves some lovely marks on a well rounded butt.

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