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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Today I have had the pleasure of being driven. around from appointments and back to my hotel. Its been great as its allowed me to work and get things done.

So if I were to get one perk for my job, a driver would be it. What would you ask for and why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cleaner

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

Cook and cleaner

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

A computer system that works!!!!!!!!!!!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Cook and driver too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cleaning fairy please!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

A sexy banterer (if that's a word) no gossips though

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

A general factotum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nympho

.. To sort me out

byekk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeeves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An extra pair of hands

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"A general factotum."

Would you call them Jack?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

A foot masseuse.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"A foot masseuse. "

I could do that. How much you paying?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"A foot masseuse.

I could do that. How much you paying?"

Whats your current salary?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"A foot masseuse.

I could do that. How much you paying?Whats your current salary?"

£75 per annum and as many Big Macs as my little rotund belly will hold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cleaner and gardener please .... and someone to do my DIY as I'm not fit enough any more .... thank you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Today I have had the pleasure of being driven. around from appointments and back to my hotel. Its been great as its allowed me to work and get things done.

So if I were to get one perk for my job, a driver would be it. What would you ask for and why? "

oh yes a driver if you have to do lots of meets and negotiating etc is essential.

don't do that anymore though and have a much more mellow lifestyle. would like some tablets for my classroom tho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A PA who will do my admin for me!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"A foot masseuse.

I could do that. How much you paying?Whats your current salary?

£75 per annum and as many Big Macs as my little rotund belly will hold "

Deal.When can you start?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"A foot masseuse.

I could do that. How much you paying?Whats your current salary?

£75 per annum and as many Big Macs as my little rotund belly will hold Deal.When can you start? "

I will have to do a pre massage inspection first. I have been tricked with hoofs before. Not saying you have obviously, but you can't be too careful

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"A foot masseuse.

I could do that. How much you paying?Whats your current salary?

£75 per annum and as many Big Macs as my little rotund belly will hold Deal.When can you start?

I will have to do a pre massage inspection first. I have been tricked with hoofs before. Not saying you have obviously, but you can't be too careful"

No i totally understand hoofs and trotters are not nice....neither are corns, bunions and callouses of which i have none....ps how Big Macs can you consume as a matter of interest?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"A foot masseuse.

I could do that. How much you paying?Whats your current salary?

£75 per annum and as many Big Macs as my little rotund belly will hold Deal.When can you start?

I will have to do a pre massage inspection first. I have been tricked with hoofs before. Not saying you have obviously, but you can't be too carefulNo i totally understand hoofs and trotters are not nice....neither are corns, bunions and callouses of which i have none....ps how Big Macs can you consume as a matter of interest? "

I try not to be greedy,and don't want to be getting myself a lard arse. I try and limit myself to two a day. Three on bank holidays or if I'm entertaining.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

A cleaner . Would love someone to clean for me ..Its such an effort and I really cant be bothered .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A PA who will do my admin for me!"

I need one of those.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Starting With The Man In

The Mirror

I'm Asking Him To Change

His Ways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Today I have had the pleasure of being driven. around from appointments and back to my hotel. Its been great as its allowed me to work and get things done.

So if I were to get one perk for my job, a driver would be it. What would you ask for and why? "

Respect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4 extra members of staff would be good

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)


"Cook and cleaner"

I could manage cook and decorator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A beating stick

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

someone to take the flack,obviously i would supply the tin hat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More hours to do it without it encroaching on my time!!!!!

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)


"someone to take the flack,obviously i would supply the tin hat "

I have my own...any use?

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