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"I really do take my turban off to you gents. This place is awash with harpies, sirens, medusas, unforgiving sheild-maidens that would slice and dice your fragile hearts ." My Nan's petname for me was Medusa it's cute. Sorry what was the rest of what you was saying I was too busy polishing my bollock crushing heels. | |||
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"You know it's bad when you have to resort to dis-turbants" • It's an (t)urban myth. | |||
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"Is that why so many men prefer shaven ladies? You can hide sharp knives in a bush" I think it’s more because they don’t like looking like Toulouse-Lautrec when they’re down their looking up. | |||
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"It's certainly a struggle that I deal with on a daily basis " • We men need to stick together. | |||
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"It's certainly a struggle that I deal with on a daily basis • We men need to stick together. " Solidarity Bruv | |||
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"It is stress free as not much is happening " So simple yet so brilliant | |||
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"It is stress free as not much is happening So simple yet so brilliant " Yes, it is that too | |||
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"Do we scare you, Nero? " • Every waking hour of every day. | |||
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"You poor men. The audacity of women on here not shedding their monstrous side and being more palatable to such refined gentlemen. I truly don't know how you survive in such a horrific wasteland but I'm so glad you do." Will nobody think of the men?!?! | |||
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"You can white knight for me anytime, Nero. " • I'm more of a Templar or a Paladin. Knights usually fall by the wayside upon fields of mandrake and nettles. | |||
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" Couples are OK obviously because they are immune to any form of naughtiness." All thanks to the invisible shield which emanates from our better halves | |||
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"You poor men. The audacity of women on here not shedding their monstrous side and being more palatable to such refined gentlemen. I truly don't know how you survive in such a horrific wasteland but I'm so glad you do. · Will nobody think of the men?!?! " • Only the men think of the men, YOLO. We are but tears in rain, forgotten and lost. | |||
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"I'm having trouble deciding if I'm a harpie or a siren. Can you help, Nero?" • You're a Sirpie. A bit of both. A hybrid. | |||
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"Finally!!! Some one who gets it. I went to a club once as a single male, have you every seen dusk till dawn, I’ll say no more I’m lucky to be alive. The mr " • "dusk till dawn"... | |||
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"Not all women Nero. Some are lovely, their shit don't even stink. They glide gracefully across field and meadow. Life springing forth from their dainty little footsteps, leaving a trail of pretty wild-flowers and honey-bees. " More like a trail of blood, shattered dreams, and crushes hearts.... | |||
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"You can white knight for me anytime, Nero. • I'm more of a Templar or a Paladin. Knights usually fall by the wayside upon fields of mandrake and nettles." Templars and Paladins are a bit too zealot like though. Very cultish. Knights are more of a code of honour and chivalry. | |||
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"I think most of us a safe as there's no chance of a meet! " | |||
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"It's global feminist conspiracy...I'm onto them...." • God speed, fine sir. Report back pronto. | |||
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"I think most of us a safe as there's no chance of a meet! " Sorry this made me laugh so much haha | |||
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"It’s a quest for the holy grail…..but one has to watch out for the dragons hiding behind those fair maiden" I'd feel safer with the Dragon to be honest | |||
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"It’s a quest for the holy grail…..but one has to watch out for the dragons hiding behind those fair maiden" A real-life White Knight! It's moments like these that keep me on Fab. And the boobs. And bums. | |||
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"It’s a quest for the holy grail…..but one has to watch out for the dragons hiding behind those fair maiden · A real-life White Knight! It's moments like these that keep me on Fab. And the boobs. And bums." • We're not allowed to call them White Knights anymore. It's now Caucasian Knights...† | |||
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"It’s a quest for the holy grail…..but one has to watch out for the dragons hiding behind those fair maiden · A real-life White Knight! It's moments like these that keep me on Fab. And the boobs. And bums. • We're not allowed to call them White Knights anymore. It's now Caucasian Knights...†" Good point. Apologies to my Caucasian brethren. No offence intended - I'm not racist, some of my best friends are whi...doh, nearly did it again! | |||
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"It’s a quest for the holy grail…..but one has to watch out for the dragons hiding behind those fair maiden · A real-life White Knight! It's moments like these that keep me on Fab. And the boobs. And bums. • We're not allowed to call them White Knights anymore. It's now Caucasian Knights...†" Ladies are allowed to call me any night | |||
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"It's global feminist conspiracy...I'm onto them...." And I'm La Dama | |||
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"I'm having trouble deciding if I'm a harpie or a siren. Can you help, Nero? • You're a Sirpie. A bit of both. A hybrid. " Ooh. I'm feeling spesh. | |||
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"Not really you just have to be nice " • Dear sir, since when was "nice" ever good enough for a woman? When was the last time you made love to a woman? Was it "nice"? | |||
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"Not really you just have to be nice • Dear sir, since when was "nice" ever good enough for a woman? When was the last time you made love to a woman? Was it "nice"? " I think they usually respond "that was interesting", if I am lucky I get an "average" followed by "do you mind closing the door as you go" | |||
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"Not really you just have to be nice • Dear sir, since when was "nice" ever good enough for a woman? When was the last time you made love to a woman? Was it "nice"? " being nice has always worked for me dude | |||
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"I really do take my turban off to you gents. This place is awash with harpies, sirens, medusas, unforgiving sheild-maidens that would slice and dice your fragile hearts with their razor-sharp tongues and serve you up for porridge, these pesky cereal killers! Don't even bother with clubs - they will beguile you with their monotone voices, sending you to sleep and you finding a kidney missing when you awake. Couples are OK obviously because they are immune to any form of naughtiness. I find it worrying sometimes, especially some of the chronicles that I've read on LickedIn." I would happily meet those Sirens,Medusas,Harpies and Shield Maidens (and a Couple maybe) But You left out turning up at a Big Social for the First Time as a Single Guy !! Now, that was Daunting but I supported the Wall throughout | |||
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"I told you to bring snacks for the snakes!! Not my fault you didn't listen!!" I did I brought sausage rolls pork pies cheese strings what more do you ladies want lol oh and I brought haribo too | |||
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"I really do take my turban off to you gents. This place is awash with harpies, sirens, medusas, unforgiving sheild-maidens that would slice and dice your fragile hearts with their razor-sharp tongues and serve you up for porridge, these pesky cereal killers! Don't even bother with clubs - they will beguile you with their monotone voices, sending you to sleep and you finding a kidney missing when you awake. Couples are OK obviously because they are immune to any form of naughtiness. I find it worrying sometimes, especially some of the chronicles that I've read on LickedIn. I would happily meet those Sirens,Medusas,Harpies and Shield Maidens (and a Couple maybe) But You left out turning up at a Big Social for the First Time as a Single Guy !! Now, that was Daunting but I supported the Wall throughout " Always thought you straight guys were pressed hard against the wall in case you caught the ghey from us bi couples.. we’re not always staring at your bits.. | |||
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"I told you to bring snacks for the snakes!! Not my fault you didn't listen!!" • And to whom are you addressing? | |||
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" Always thought you straight guys were pressed hard against the wall in case you caught the ghey from us bi couples.. we’re not always staring at your bits.. " Nah, You can look all you want, I got nothing to hide | |||
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"...I would happily meet those Sirens, Medusas, Harpies and Shield Maidens (and a Couple maybe) But You left out turning up at a Big Social for the First Time as a Single Guy !! Now, that was Daunting but I supported the Wall throughout " • I actually did this last Saturday. Indeed, it was quite daunting... | |||
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"I really do take my turban off to you gents. This place is awash with harpies, sirens, medusas, unforgiving sheild-maidens that would slice and dice your fragile hearts . My Nan's petname for me was Medusa it's cute. Sorry what was the rest of what you was saying I was too busy polishing my bollock crushing heels. " That's awesome | |||
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"Not really you just have to be nice " A bit of spider catching also goes a long way. | |||
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"It's the constant being ignored that gets me " Did you say something | |||
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"It's the constant being ignored that gets me Did you say something " Very Sharp | |||
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"Not really you just have to be nice A bit of spider catching also goes a long way. " So you can chase the ladies with it? | |||
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"Not all women Nero. Some are lovely, their shit don't even stink. They glide gracefully across field and meadow. Life springing forth from their dainty little footsteps, leaving a trail of pretty wild-flowers and honey-bees. " Ah so you've met my wife | |||
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"Not really you just have to be nice A bit of spider catching also goes a long way. So you can chase the ladies with it? " | |||
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"They just want us for our sexy bodies & impressive cocks, nothing else lol You don’t even get a good morning message with pic of titties, taken to dinner or just an ear to listen to your troubles! It’s just ‘I want my p___y licked & cock’. We have feelings too you know hahaha pmsl" My inbox is nothing but tits and vag every morning, it does help remind me I should eat breakfast though so it's not all bad | |||
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"It's the constant being ignored that gets me Did you say something Very Sharp " Speak up a little can't hear what you're trying to say with all the noise in the background | |||
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"Not really you just have to be nice A bit of spider catching also goes a long way. So you can chase the ladies with it? " The best spiders are the ones that just dissappear after you caught them | |||
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"I'm having trouble deciding if I'm a harpie or a siren. Can you help, Nero? • You're a Sirpie. A bit of both. A hybrid. " I'd like to be a Sharpie please.. and make my mark. | |||
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"I'm having trouble deciding if I'm a harpie or a siren. Can you help, Nero? • You're a Sirpie. A bit of both. A hybrid. · I'd like to be a Sharpie please.. and make my mark." • Grånny, you're a Changeling, a shape-shifter, I can't keep up with you sometimes. You're an ethical-mythical. | |||
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"I'm having trouble deciding if I'm a harpie or a siren. Can you help, Nero? • You're a Sirpie. A bit of both. A hybrid. · I'd like to be a Sharpie please.. and make my mark. • Grånny, you're a Changeling, a shape-shifter, I can't keep up with you sometimes. You're an ethical-mythical. " ethical - mythical thath not true i'm alwayth the thame! Thadurday though Thunday ! Thimple and Thweet. | |||
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"I'm having trouble deciding if I'm a harpie or a siren. Can you help, Nero? • You're a Sirpie. A bit of both. A hybrid. · I'd like to be a Sharpie please.. and make my mark. • Grånny, you're a Changeling, a shape-shifter, I can't keep up with you sometimes. You're an ethical-mythical. ethical - mythical thath not true i'm alwayth the thame! Thadurday though Thunday ! Thimple and Thweet. " • | |||
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"I told you to bring snacks for the snakes!! Not my fault you didn't listen!! • And to whom are you addressing?" Well if you don't know then that's even worse! | |||
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"Just offer Galaxy ripples, you'll guaranteed to get the nipples....thank me later " Only if it's a 4 pack | |||
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"I told you to bring snacks for the snakes!! Not my fault you didn't listen!! • And to whom are you addressing? · Well if you don't know then that's even worse!" • | |||
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"They just want us for our sexy bodies & impressive cocks, nothing else lol You don’t even get a good morning message with pic of titties, taken to dinner or just an ear to listen to your troubles! It’s just ‘I want my p___y licked & cock’. We have feelings too you know hahaha pmsl My inbox is nothing but tits and vag every morning, it does help remind me I should eat breakfast though so it's not all bad" Hahaha most important meal of the day Vag for dessert | |||
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