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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

I really do take my turban off to you gents. This place is awash with harpies, sirens, medusas, unforgiving sheild-maidens that would slice and dice your fragile hearts with their razor-sharp tongues and serve you up for porridge, these pesky cereal killers!

Don't even bother with clubs - they will beguile you with their monotone voices, sending you to sleep and you finding a kidney missing when you awake.

Couples are OK obviously because they are immune to any form of naughtiness. I find it worrying sometimes, especially some of the chronicles that I've read on LickedIn.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Yeah. Nah.

It's great being a single guy. You get to make all your own decisions.

It's really a stress free existence.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

You know it's bad when you have to resort to dis-turbants

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri


"I really do take my turban off to you gents. This place is awash with harpies, sirens, medusas, unforgiving sheild-maidens that would slice and dice your fragile hearts ."

My Nan's petname for me was Medusa it's cute.

Sorry what was the rest of what you was saying I was too busy polishing my bollock crushing heels.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"You know it's bad when you have to resort to dis-turbants"

It's an (t)urban myth.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

You forgot that a woman may accidentally fart in their presence, truly terrifying

On a more serious note,there are dangers for men too.

Being scammed is one but who's to say that a single man couldn't be attacked by a couple? Or another single man who pretended to be a woman?

Or heaven forbid by a woman.

There are more dangers for women but they're there for men too.

Em x

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Is that why so many men prefer shaven ladies? You can hide sharp knives in a bush

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Is that why so many men prefer shaven ladies? You can hide sharp knives in a bush"

I think it’s more because they don’t like looking like Toulouse-Lautrec when they’re down their looking up.

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

It's certainly a struggle that I deal with on a daily basis

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"It's certainly a struggle that I deal with on a daily basis "

We men need to stick together.

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

It is stress free as not much is happening

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea


"It's certainly a struggle that I deal with on a daily basis

We men need to stick together. "

Solidarity Bruv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It is stress free as not much is happening "

So simple yet so brilliant

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Seen too many attached guys that suddenly become single through no fault of their own.

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.


"It is stress free as not much is happening

So simple yet so brilliant "

Yes, it is that too

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Do we scare you, Nero?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Finally!!! Some one who gets it.

I went to a club once as a single male, have you every seen dusk till dawn, I’ll say no more I’m lucky to be alive.

The mr

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

You can white knight for me anytime, Nero.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Not all women Nero.

Some are lovely, their shit don't even stink.

They glide gracefully across field and meadow. Life springing forth from their dainty little footsteps, leaving a trail of pretty wild-flowers and honey-bees.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

I love you Nero.

I keep myself safe by firmly never meeting. Has worked a treat so far.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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You poor men. The audacity of women on here not shedding their monstrous side and being more palatable to such refined gentlemen. I truly don't know how you survive in such a horrific wasteland but I'm so glad you do.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

Help me Obi Wan Nero, you're my only hope.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Do we scare you, Nero? "

Every waking hour of every day.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"You poor men. The audacity of women on here not shedding their monstrous side and being more palatable to such refined gentlemen. I truly don't know how you survive in such a horrific wasteland but I'm so glad you do."

Will nobody think of the men?!?!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"You can white knight for me anytime, Nero. "

I'm more of a Templar or a Paladin. Knights usually fall by the wayside upon fields of mandrake and nettles.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Nero, I'm a delight how dare you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm having trouble deciding if I'm a harpie or a siren. Can you help, Nero?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nero needs to be our Union Rep, we want equal rights, none of this discrimination where women just use us as some kind of sex toy and discard us as though we were a used condom that had come off in the middle of The Sex

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands


" Couples are OK obviously because they are immune to any form of naughtiness."

All thanks to the invisible shield which emanates from our better halves

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"You poor men. The audacity of women on here not shedding their monstrous side and being more palatable to such refined gentlemen. I truly don't know how you survive in such a horrific wasteland but I'm so glad you do.

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Will nobody think of the men?!?! "

Only the men think of the men, YOLO. We are but tears in rain, forgotten and lost.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

You're not wrong Nero... they should tread very carefully...

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I'm having trouble deciding if I'm a harpie or a siren. Can you help, Nero?"

You're a Sirpie. A bit of both. A hybrid.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

My penis is always on the edge

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Finally!!! Some one who gets it.

I went to a club once as a single male, have you every seen dusk till dawn, I’ll say no more I’m lucky to be alive.

The mr "

"dusk till dawn"...

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham


"Not all women Nero.

Some are lovely, their shit don't even stink.

They glide gracefully across field and meadow. Life springing forth from their dainty little footsteps, leaving a trail of pretty wild-flowers and honey-bees.

"

More like a trail of blood, shattered dreams, and crushes hearts....

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

It's dosnr take long for even the most optimistic man on earth to become disillusioned and cynical if they have a ljkingbfor this lifestyle.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"You can white knight for me anytime, Nero.

I'm more of a Templar or a Paladin. Knights usually fall by the wayside upon fields of mandrake and nettles."

Templars and Paladins are a bit too zealot like though. Very cultish.

Knights are more of a code of honour and chivalry.

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

I think most of us a safe as there's no chance of a meet!

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By *cnugatugMan
over a year ago

Chatham

Not really you just have to be nice

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By *ycanNightsMan
over a year ago

Workington

It's global feminist conspiracy...I'm onto them....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think most of us a safe as there's no chance of a meet! "

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"It's global feminist conspiracy...I'm onto them...."

God speed, fine sir. Report back pronto.

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By *elshmumWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"I think most of us a safe as there's no chance of a meet! "

Sorry this made me laugh so much haha

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

It’s a quest for the holy grail…..but one has to watch out for the dragons hiding behind those fair maiden

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"It’s a quest for the holy grail…..but one has to watch out for the dragons hiding behind those fair maiden"

I'd feel safer with the Dragon to be honest

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"It’s a quest for the holy grail…..but one has to watch out for the dragons hiding behind those fair maiden"

A real-life White Knight! It's moments like these that keep me on Fab. And the boobs. And bums.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"It’s a quest for the holy grail…..but one has to watch out for the dragons hiding behind those fair maiden

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A real-life White Knight! It's moments like these that keep me on Fab. And the boobs. And bums."

We're not allowed to call them White Knights anymore. It's now Caucasian Knights...†

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"It’s a quest for the holy grail…..but one has to watch out for the dragons hiding behind those fair maiden

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A real-life White Knight! It's moments like these that keep me on Fab. And the boobs. And bums.

We're not allowed to call them White Knights anymore. It's now Caucasian Knights...†"

Good point. Apologies to my Caucasian brethren.

No offence intended - I'm not racist, some of my best friends are whi...doh, nearly did it again!

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)


"It’s a quest for the holy grail…..but one has to watch out for the dragons hiding behind those fair maiden

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A real-life White Knight! It's moments like these that keep me on Fab. And the boobs. And bums.

We're not allowed to call them White Knights anymore. It's now Caucasian Knights...†"

Ladies are allowed to call me any night

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"It's global feminist conspiracy...I'm onto them...."

And I'm La Dama

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm having trouble deciding if I'm a harpie or a siren. Can you help, Nero?

You're a Sirpie. A bit of both. A hybrid. "

Ooh. I'm feeling spesh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hehe

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Made me laugh way more than it should have

Oh won’t someone think of the single guys!?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Not really you just have to be nice "

Dear sir, since when was "nice" ever good enough for a woman? When was the last time you made love to a woman? Was it "nice"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not really you just have to be nice

Dear sir, since when was "nice" ever good enough for a woman? When was the last time you made love to a woman? Was it "nice"?

"

I think they usually respond "that was interesting", if I am lucky I get an "average" followed by "do you mind closing the door as you go"

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By *cnugatugMan
over a year ago

Chatham


"Not really you just have to be nice

Dear sir, since when was "nice" ever good enough for a woman? When was the last time you made love to a woman? Was it "nice"?

"

being nice has always worked for me dude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really do take my turban off to you gents. This place is awash with harpies, sirens, medusas, unforgiving sheild-maidens that would slice and dice your fragile hearts with their razor-sharp tongues and serve you up for porridge, these pesky cereal killers!

Don't even bother with clubs - they will beguile you with their monotone voices, sending you to sleep and you finding a kidney missing when you awake.

Couples are OK obviously because they are immune to any form of naughtiness. I find it worrying sometimes, especially some of the chronicles that I've read on LickedIn."

I would happily meet those Sirens,Medusas,Harpies and Shield Maidens (and a Couple maybe)

But You left out turning up at a Big Social for the First Time as a Single Guy !! Now, that was Daunting but I supported the Wall throughout

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I told you to bring snacks for the snakes!! Not my fault you didn't listen!!

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By *cnugatugMan
over a year ago

Chatham


"I told you to bring snacks for the snakes!! Not my fault you didn't listen!!"
I did I brought sausage rolls pork pies cheese strings what more do you ladies want lol oh and I brought haribo too

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming


"I really do take my turban off to you gents. This place is awash with harpies, sirens, medusas, unforgiving sheild-maidens that would slice and dice your fragile hearts with their razor-sharp tongues and serve you up for porridge, these pesky cereal killers!

Don't even bother with clubs - they will beguile you with their monotone voices, sending you to sleep and you finding a kidney missing when you awake.

Couples are OK obviously because they are immune to any form of naughtiness. I find it worrying sometimes, especially some of the chronicles that I've read on LickedIn.

I would happily meet those Sirens,Medusas,Harpies and Shield Maidens (and a Couple maybe)

But You left out turning up at a Big Social for the First Time as a Single Guy !! Now, that was Daunting but I supported the Wall throughout "

Always thought you straight guys were pressed hard against the wall in case you caught the ghey from us bi couples..

we’re not always staring at your bits..

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I told you to bring snacks for the snakes!! Not my fault you didn't listen!!"

And to whom are you addressing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Always thought you straight guys were pressed hard against the wall in case you caught the ghey from us bi couples..

we’re not always staring at your bits..

"

Nah, You can look all you want, I got nothing to hide

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"...I would happily meet those Sirens, Medusas, Harpies and Shield Maidens (and a Couple maybe)

But You left out turning up at a Big Social for the First Time as a Single Guy !! Now, that was Daunting but I supported the Wall throughout "

I actually did this last Saturday. Indeed, it was quite daunting...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really do take my turban off to you gents. This place is awash with harpies, sirens, medusas, unforgiving sheild-maidens that would slice and dice your fragile hearts .

My Nan's petname for me was Medusa it's cute.

Sorry what was the rest of what you was saying I was too busy polishing my bollock crushing heels. "

That's awesome

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"Not really you just have to be nice "

A bit of spider catching also goes a long way.

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By *ihusband84Man
over a year ago

SHEERNESS

It's the constant being ignored that gets me

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Scary try being a scorpio, the most feared sign of the zodiac where others fear or unable to keep up

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"It's the constant being ignored that gets me "

Did you say something

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By *ihusband84Man
over a year ago

SHEERNESS


"It's the constant being ignored that gets me

Did you say something "

Very Sharp

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Not really you just have to be nice

A bit of spider catching also goes a long way. "

So you can chase the ladies with it?

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over a year ago

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

They just want us for our sexy bodies & impressive cocks, nothing else lol

You don’t even get a good morning message with pic of titties, taken to dinner or just an ear to listen to your troubles!

It’s just ‘I want my p___y licked & cock’. We have feelings too you know hahaha pmsl

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By *omblingFreeCouple
over a year ago

The Village


"Not all women Nero.

Some are lovely, their shit don't even stink.

They glide gracefully across field and meadow. Life springing forth from their dainty little footsteps, leaving a trail of pretty wild-flowers and honey-bees.

"

Ah so you've met my wife

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"Not really you just have to be nice

A bit of spider catching also goes a long way.

So you can chase the ladies with it? "

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"They just want us for our sexy bodies & impressive cocks, nothing else lol

You don’t even get a good morning message with pic of titties, taken to dinner or just an ear to listen to your troubles!

It’s just ‘I want my p___y licked & cock’. We have feelings too you know hahaha pmsl"

My inbox is nothing but tits and vag every morning, it does help remind me I should eat breakfast though so it's not all bad

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"It's the constant being ignored that gets me

Did you say something

Very Sharp "

Speak up a little can't hear what you're trying to say with all the noise in the background

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Not really you just have to be nice

A bit of spider catching also goes a long way.

So you can chase the ladies with it? "

The best spiders are the ones that just dissappear after you caught them

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Just offer Galaxy ripples, you'll guaranteed to get the nipples....thank me later

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I'm having trouble deciding if I'm a harpie or a siren. Can you help, Nero?

You're a Sirpie. A bit of both. A hybrid. "

I'd like to be a Sharpie please.. and make my mark.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I'm having trouble deciding if I'm a harpie or a siren. Can you help, Nero?

You're a Sirpie. A bit of both. A hybrid.

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I'd like to be a Sharpie please.. and make my mark."

Grånny, you're a Changeling, a shape-shifter, I can't keep up with you sometimes. You're an ethical-mythical.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I'm having trouble deciding if I'm a harpie or a siren. Can you help, Nero?

You're a Sirpie. A bit of both. A hybrid.

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I'd like to be a Sharpie please.. and make my mark.

Grånny, you're a Changeling, a shape-shifter, I can't keep up with you sometimes. You're an ethical-mythical. "

ethical - mythical thath not true i'm alwayth the thame! Thadurday though Thunday ! Thimple and Thweet.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I'm having trouble deciding if I'm a harpie or a siren. Can you help, Nero?

You're a Sirpie. A bit of both. A hybrid.

·

I'd like to be a Sharpie please.. and make my mark.

Grånny, you're a Changeling, a shape-shifter, I can't keep up with you sometimes. You're an ethical-mythical.

ethical - mythical thath not true i'm alwayth the thame! Thadurday though Thunday ! Thimple and Thweet. "

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"I told you to bring snacks for the snakes!! Not my fault you didn't listen!!

And to whom are you addressing?"

Well if you don't know then that's even worse!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Just offer Galaxy ripples, you'll guaranteed to get the nipples....thank me later "

Only if it's a 4 pack

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I told you to bring snacks for the snakes!! Not my fault you didn't listen!!

And to whom are you addressing?

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Well if you don't know then that's even worse!"

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you


"They just want us for our sexy bodies & impressive cocks, nothing else lol

You don’t even get a good morning message with pic of titties, taken to dinner or just an ear to listen to your troubles!

It’s just ‘I want my p___y licked & cock’. We have feelings too you know hahaha pmsl

My inbox is nothing but tits and vag every morning, it does help remind me I should eat breakfast though so it's not all bad"

Hahaha most important meal of the day

Vag for dessert

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