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"I really do take my turban off to you gents. This place is awash with harpies, sirens, medusas, unforgiving sheild-maidens that would slice and dice your fragile hearts ." My Nan's petname for me was Medusa  it's cute.
Sorry what was the rest of what you was saying I was too busy polishing my bollock crushing heels.  | |||
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"You know it's bad when you have to resort to dis-turbants" • It's an (t)urban myth.  | |||
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On a more serious note,there are dangers for men too.
Being scammed is one but who's to say that a single man couldn't be attacked by a couple? Or another single man who pretended to be a woman?
Or heaven forbid by a woman.
There are more dangers for women but they're there for men too.
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"Is that why so many men prefer shaven ladies? You can hide sharp knives in a bush" I think it’s more because they don’t like looking like Toulouse-Lautrec when they’re down their looking up.  | |||
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"It's certainly a struggle that I deal with on a daily basis "• We men need to stick together.  | |||
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"It's certainly a struggle that I deal with on a daily basis
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We men need to stick together. "Solidarity Bruv | |||
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"It is stress free as not much is happening "So simple yet so brilliant  | |||
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"It is stress free as not much is happening
So simple yet so brilliant "Yes, it is that too | |||
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"Do we scare you, Nero? "• Every waking hour of every day.  | |||
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"You poor men. The audacity of women on here not shedding their monstrous side and being more palatable to such refined gentlemen. I truly don't know how you survive in such a horrific wasteland but I'm so glad you do." Will nobody think of the men?!?! | |||
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"You can white knight for me anytime, Nero. " • I'm more of a Templar or a Paladin. Knights usually fall by the wayside upon fields of mandrake and nettles. | |||
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" Couples are OK obviously because they are immune to any form of naughtiness." All thanks to the invisible shield which emanates from our better halves | |||
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"You poor men. The audacity of women on here not shedding their monstrous side and being more palatable to such refined gentlemen. I truly don't know how you survive in such a horrific wasteland but I'm so glad you do. · Will nobody think of the men?!?! " • Only the men think of the men, YOLO. We are but tears in rain, forgotten and lost. | |||
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"I'm having trouble deciding if I'm a harpie or a siren. Can you help, Nero?" • You're a Sirpie. A bit of both. A hybrid. | |||
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"Finally!!! Some one who gets it. I went to a club once as a single male, have you every seen dusk till dawn, I’ll say no more I’m lucky to be alive. The mr " • "dusk till dawn"... | |||
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"Not all women Nero. Some are lovely, their shit don't even stink. They glide gracefully across field and meadow. Life springing forth from their dainty little footsteps, leaving a trail of pretty wild-flowers and honey-bees.
"More like a trail of blood, shattered dreams, and crushes hearts.... | |||
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"You can white knight for me anytime, Nero. • I'm more of a Templar or a Paladin. Knights usually fall by the wayside upon fields of mandrake and nettles." Templars and Paladins are a bit too zealot like though. Very cultish. Knights are more of a code of honour and chivalry. | |||
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"I think most of us a safe as there's no chance of a meet! " | |||
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"It's global feminist conspiracy...I'm onto them...." • God speed, fine sir. Report back pronto. | |||
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"I think most of us a safe as there's no chance of a meet! " Sorry this made me laugh so much haha | |||
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"It’s a quest for the holy grail…..but one has to watch out for the dragons hiding behind those fair maiden" I'd feel safer with the Dragon to be honest | |||
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"It’s a quest for the holy grail…..but one has to watch out for the dragons hiding behind those fair maiden" A real-life White Knight! It's moments like these that keep me on Fab. And the boobs. And bums. | |||
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"It’s a quest for the holy grail…..but one has to watch out for the dragons hiding behind those fair maiden · A real-life White Knight! It's moments like these that keep me on Fab. And the boobs. And bums." • We're not allowed to call them White Knights anymore. It's now Caucasian Knights...† | |||
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"It’s a quest for the holy grail…..but one has to watch out for the dragons hiding behind those fair maiden · A real-life White Knight! It's moments like these that keep me on Fab. And the boobs. And bums. • We're not allowed to call them White Knights anymore. It's now Caucasian Knights...†" Good point. Apologies to my Caucasian brethren. No offence intended - I'm not racist, some of my best friends are whi...doh, nearly did it again! | |||
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"It’s a quest for the holy grail…..but one has to watch out for the dragons hiding behind those fair maiden · A real-life White Knight! It's moments like these that keep me on Fab. And the boobs. And bums. • We're not allowed to call them White Knights anymore. It's now Caucasian Knights...†" Ladies are allowed to call me any night | |||
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"It's global feminist conspiracy...I'm onto them...." And I'm La Dama | |||
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"I'm having trouble deciding if I'm a harpie or a siren. Can you help, Nero? • You're a Sirpie. A bit of both. A hybrid. "Ooh. I'm feeling spesh. | |||
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Oh won’t someone think of the single guys!? | |||
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"Not really you just have to be nice " • Dear sir, since when was "nice" ever good enough for a woman? When was the last time you made love to a woman? Was it "nice"?
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"Not really you just have to be nice • Dear sir, since when was "nice" ever good enough for a woman? When was the last time you made love to a woman? Was it "nice"?
"I think they usually respond "that was interesting", if I am lucky I get an "average" followed by "do you mind closing the door as you go" | |||
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"Not really you just have to be nice • Dear sir, since when was "nice" ever good enough for a woman? When was the last time you made love to a woman? Was it "nice"?
"being nice has always worked for me dude | |||
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"I really do take my turban off to you gents. This place is awash with harpies, sirens, medusas, unforgiving sheild-maidens that would slice and dice your fragile hearts with their razor-sharp tongues and serve you up for porridge, these pesky cereal killers! Don't even bother with clubs - they will beguile you with their monotone voices, sending you to sleep and you finding a kidney missing when you awake. Couples are OK obviously because they are immune to any form of naughtiness. I find it worrying sometimes, especially some of the chronicles that I've read on LickedIn." I would happily meet those Sirens,Medusas,Harpies and Shield Maidens (and a Couple maybe) But You left out turning up at a Big Social for the First Time as a Single Guy !! Now, that was Daunting but I supported the Wall throughout | |||
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"I told you to bring snacks for the snakes!! Not my fault you didn't listen!!" I did I brought sausage rolls pork pies cheese strings what more do you ladies want lol oh and I brought haribo too | |||
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"I really do take my turban off to you gents. This place is awash with harpies, sirens, medusas, unforgiving sheild-maidens that would slice and dice your fragile hearts with their razor-sharp tongues and serve you up for porridge, these pesky cereal killers! Don't even bother with clubs - they will beguile you with their monotone voices, sending you to sleep and you finding a kidney missing when you awake. Couples are OK obviously because they are immune to any form of naughtiness. I find it worrying sometimes, especially some of the chronicles that I've read on LickedIn. I would happily meet those Sirens,Medusas,Harpies and Shield Maidens (and a Couple maybe) But You left out turning up at a Big Social for the First Time as a Single Guy !! Now, that was Daunting but I supported the Wall throughout "
Always thought you straight guys were pressed hard against the wall in case you caught the ghey from us bi couples..
we’re not always staring at your bits..
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"I told you to bring snacks for the snakes!! Not my fault you didn't listen!!" • And to whom are you addressing? | |||
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Always thought you straight guys were pressed hard against the wall in case you caught the ghey from us bi couples..
we’re not always staring at your bits..
"Nah, You can look all you want, I got nothing to hide | |||
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"...I would happily meet those Sirens, Medusas, Harpies and Shield Maidens (and a Couple maybe) But You left out turning up at a Big Social for the First Time as a Single Guy !! Now, that was Daunting but I supported the Wall throughout " • I actually did this last Saturday. Indeed, it was quite daunting... | |||
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"I really do take my turban off to you gents. This place is awash with harpies, sirens, medusas, unforgiving sheild-maidens that would slice and dice your fragile hearts . My Nan's petname for me was Medusa it's cute.
Sorry what was the rest of what you was saying I was too busy polishing my bollock crushing heels. "That's awesome | |||
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"Not really you just have to be nice " A bit of spider catching also goes a long way. | |||
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try being a scorpio, the most feared sign of the zodiac where others fear or unable to keep up | |||
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"It's the constant being ignored that gets me "Did you say something | |||
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"It's the constant being ignored that gets me
Did you say something "Very Sharp | |||
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"Not really you just have to be nice A bit of spider catching also goes a long way. " So you can chase the ladies with it? | |||
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You don’t even get a good morning message with pic of titties, taken to dinner or just an ear to listen to your troubles!
It’s just ‘I want my p___y licked & cock’. We have feelings too you know hahaha pmsl | |||
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"Not all women Nero. Some are lovely, their shit don't even stink. They glide gracefully across field and meadow. Life springing forth from their dainty little footsteps, leaving a trail of pretty wild-flowers and honey-bees.
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"Not really you just have to be nice A bit of spider catching also goes a long way. So you can chase the ladies with it? "  | |||
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"They just want us for our sexy bodies & impressive cocks, nothing else lol
You don’t even get a good morning message with pic of titties, taken to dinner or just an ear to listen to your troubles!
It’s just ‘I want my p___y licked & cock’. We have feelings too you know hahaha pmsl"My inbox is nothing but tits and vag every morning, it does help remind me I should eat breakfast though so it's not all bad | |||
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"It's the constant being ignored that gets me
Did you say something
Very Sharp "Speak up a little can't hear what you're trying to say with all the noise in the background | |||
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"Not really you just have to be nice A bit of spider catching also goes a long way. So you can chase the ladies with it? "The best spiders are the ones that just dissappear after you caught them | |||
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"I'm having trouble deciding if I'm a harpie or a siren. Can you help, Nero? • You're a Sirpie. A bit of both. A hybrid. "I'd like to be a Sharpie please.. and make my mark. | |||
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"I'm having trouble deciding if I'm a harpie or a siren. Can you help, Nero? • You're a Sirpie. A bit of both. A hybrid.
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I'd like to be a Sharpie please.. and make my mark."• Grånny, you're a Changeling, a shape-shifter, I can't keep up with you sometimes. You're an ethical-mythical.  | |||
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"I'm having trouble deciding if I'm a harpie or a siren. Can you help, Nero? • You're a Sirpie. A bit of both. A hybrid.
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Grånny, you're a Changeling, a shape-shifter, I can't keep up with you sometimes. You're an ethical-mythical. "ethical - mythical thath not true i'm alwayth the thame! Thadurday though Thunday ! Thimple and Thweet. | |||
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"I'm having trouble deciding if I'm a harpie or a siren. Can you help, Nero? • You're a Sirpie. A bit of both. A hybrid.
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Grånny, you're a Changeling, a shape-shifter, I can't keep up with you sometimes. You're an ethical-mythical.
ethical - mythical thath not true i'm alwayth the thame! Thadurday though Thunday ! Thimple and Thweet. "• | |||
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"I told you to bring snacks for the snakes!! Not my fault you didn't listen!! • And to whom are you addressing?" Well if you don't know then that's even worse! | |||
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"Just offer Galaxy ripples, you'll guaranteed to get the nipples....thank me later " Only if it's a 4 pack | |||
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"I told you to bring snacks for the snakes!! Not my fault you didn't listen!! • And to whom are you addressing? · Well if you don't know then that's even worse!" •  | |||
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"They just want us for our sexy bodies & impressive cocks, nothing else lol
You don’t even get a good morning message with pic of titties, taken to dinner or just an ear to listen to your troubles!
It’s just ‘I want my p___y licked & cock’. We have feelings too you know hahaha pmsl
My inbox is nothing but tits and vag every morning, it does help remind me I should eat breakfast though so it's not all bad"Hahaha most important meal of the day
Vag for dessert | |||
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