FabSwingers.com forum: New arse on the block

By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

RyanDear is giving Funky/Invictus a run for his/their money with his new Valentine avatar. Is he our new bum idol (or should that be idle bum)?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You shouldn't have said that! It will go right to his head

But he does have a delightful backside!!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"You shouldn't have said that! It will go right to his head

But he does have a delightful backside!!

I'm in an arsey mood

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I shall pass no comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is rather lickable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It is rather lickable"

more than lickable, i'd give it a good spanking too for good measure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It is rather lickable"

Hmmm now where did I put my strap on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It is rather lickable

Hmmm now where did I put my strap on?

Right here baby

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

No need to compete there's enough arses here for everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No need to compete there's enough arses here for everyone

Happy valentines " funkys arse"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And yours is shaped like a love heart.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"No need to compete there's enough arses here for everyone

Happy valentines " funkys arse"

Happy Valentine's to Sex_OnTheBeach's arse from Funky's arse x

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"No need to compete there's enough arses here for everyone

Happy valentines " funkys arse"

Happy Valentine's to Sex_OnTheBeach's arse from Funky's arse x

Oi, it's not supposed to be a love-in arsey thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funky monkeys arse is great, the others I don't rate tbh L

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Funky monkeys arse is great, the others I don't rate tbh L"

A Funky die-hard. He will be pleased, I'm sure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funky monkeys arse is great, the others I don't rate tbh L"

Oh I don't know, there are quite a few great arses out there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funky monkeys arse is great, the others I don't rate tbh L

A Funky die-hard. He will be pleased, I'm sure."

Nope, it just looks nice is all

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"No need to compete there's enough arses here for everyone

Happy valentines " funkys arse"

Happy Valentine's to Sex_OnTheBeach's arse from Funky's arse x

Oi, it's not supposed to be a love-in arsey thread."

Darling how long have you been on here???

My bottom is like Rome in that if the forum were Europe and threads were like roads then they would all lead to Rome or my bottom. Or something. This sounded better in my head.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Funky monkeys arse is great, the others I don't rate tbh L"

Thank you. You will be compensated.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"No need to compete there's enough arses here for everyone

Happy valentines " funkys arse"

Happy Valentine's to Sex_OnTheBeach's arse from Funky's arse x

Oi, it's not supposed to be a love-in arsey thread.

Darling how long have you been on here???

My bottom is like Rome in that if the forum were Europe and threads were like roads then they would all lead to Rome or my bottom. Or something. This sounded better in my head."

Just under a year. I must have missed the fact that your arse is the Rome of Europe. Does it have it's own Vatican City? Or, is it just that a funny thing happened on the way to the forum?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

My bottom is like Rome in that if the forum were Europe and threads were like roads then they would all lead to my bottom. "

for the first time ever, I am straighter than a Roman road......

not a nano second to waste...........

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"It is rather lickable

Hmmm now where did I put my strap on?

You can't praise it then decide to wreck it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It is rather lickable

Hmmm now where did I put my strap on?

You can't praise it then decide to wreck it

I would be very very gentle Ryan

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"It is rather lickable

Hmmm now where did I put my strap on?

You can't praise it then decide to wreck it

I would be very gentle Ryan

I seem to have heard that somewhere before

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"No need to compete there's enough arses here for everyone

Happy valentines " funkys arse"

Happy Valentine's to Sex_OnTheBeach's arse from Funky's arse x

Oi, it's not supposed to be a love-in arsey thread.

Darling how long have you been on here???

My bottom is like Rome in that if the forum were Europe and threads were like roads then they would all lead to Rome or my bottom. Or something. This sounded better in my head.

Just under a year. I must have missed the fact that your arse is the Rome of Europe. Does it have it's own Vatican City? Or, is it just that a funny thing happened on the way to the forum?"

The analogy is collapsing now. Like a prolapsing sphincter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As I am poorly how about Funky, Ryan, Invictus and a couple of others all come here and line up and I'll judge their arses and give you my indisputed opinion????? .............. oh well it was worth an arsk lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's all this talk about?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"What's all this talk about?

Another one entering the fray?

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need someone to take a pic of my bum so it can be seen in all it's glory.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hi room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's all this talk about?

Another one entering the fray?"

Sorry couldn't help it.. I don't usually inundate this forum with rubbish..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you cant come in unless you get your arse out

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"hi room "

Hello but this really is all about the arses on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you cant come in unless you get your arse out

I can .................... I dont have an arse pic its been established in many forum posts it wouldnt fit on the screen lol

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"What's all this talk about?

Another one entering the fray?

Sorry couldn't help it.. I don't usually inundate this forum with rubbish..

Are you dissing your own arse?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"oh well it was worth an arsk lol

Don't ever groan at one of my jokes again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oh well it was worth an arsk lol

Don't ever groan at one of my jokes again

ass if I would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another bum to perve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry ive already bagged ryans rimming cherry

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"As I am poorly how about Funky, Ryan, Invictus and a couple of others all come here and line up and I'll judge their arses and give you my indisputed opinion????? .............. oh well it was worth an arsk lol

Judge away. I am sure you are better at spotting a prize arse than I am.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Sorry ive already bagged ryans rimming cherry

How do you bag rimming?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Sorry ive already bagged ryans rimming cherry

You will have to hurry I can't keep it squeezed in forever. Something will have to pop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's all this talk about?

Another one entering the fray?

Sorry couldn't help it.. I don't usually inundate this forum with rubbish..

Are you dissing your own arse?"

Well I'm not "cheeky" enough to big it up!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"oh well it was worth an arsk lol

Don't ever groan at one of my jokes again

ass if I would

Truly awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry ive already bagged ryans rimming cherry

So you have Ryan's rimmed cherry in a bag?

Asda or tesco?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Judge away. I am sure you are better at spotting a prize arse than I am."

u have to send them here to cheer me up

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Roll up, roll up!!! Minxie needs some butts to put the roses back in her cheeks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roll up, roll up!!! Minxie needs some butts to put the roses back in her cheeks."

oooooooooooooooooooooooo yessssss I like it thank you

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Roll up, roll up!!! Minxie needs some butts to put the roses back in her cheeks.

oooooooooooooooooooooooo yessssss I like it thank you

Don't forget to de-thorn

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Roll up, roll up!!! Minxie needs some butts to put the roses back in her cheeks.

oooooooooooooooooooooooo yessssss I like it thank you

Don't forget to de-thorn"

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Roll up, roll up!!! Minxie needs some butts to put the roses back in her cheeks.

oooooooooooooooooooooooo yessssss I like it thank you

Don't forget to de-thorn"

Ouchy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They all have squidgablity,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's all this talk about?

Oh my, another worthy contender for fabs rear of the year - excuse me whilst I have a jolly good perv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not getting involved with no arse topic.

But do you think they WAX????????

The cheeks and crack.

Oooouuccchhhh!!!!!!!!.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I am not getting involved with no arse topic.

But do you think they WAX????????

The cheeks and crack.

Oooouuccchhhh!!!!!!!!.

They probably just photo-shop, it's less painful.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I dont normally comment on bum threads, but i have to say Ryans gets the thumbs up from me....not literally you understand as that would be painful for Ryan as i have long nails, and yukky for me....

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I dont normally comment on bum threads, but i have to say Ryans gets the thumbs up from me....not literally you understand as that would be painful for Ryan as i have long nails, and yukky for me....

He's had a rose up there so he can probably manage a thumb now.

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

"I shall pass no comment

I would rather you don't pass anything while your arse is pointing at me!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

He's had a rose up there so he can probably manage a thumb now."
"In there" or "up there"?

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"RyanDear is giving Funky/Invictus a run for his/their money with his new Valentine avatar. Is he our new bum idol (or should that be idle bum)?"

No...Funky has no equal...well apart from Ahab and Rentadread...oooh to get my hands on those cheeks!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I shall pass no comment

I would rather you don't pass anything while your arse is pointing at me!

What you doing with your head in my arse ?

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