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Police Dogs Sniff Dead Human Legs

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Reports that amputated human limbs such as legs are being used to train dogs to sniff out dead human bodies at a top secret place in Wiltshire which is best known for Stonehenge and sausage roll production.

What the merry hell is going on here guys. It's all over the news

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

I am starting to like you Tom

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Cool.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

I knew a girl from Wiltshire. Her mother trained dogs. Her dad was the weather man on the telly.

I was utterly besotted with her.

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By *ndisMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

How else would they train dogs to smell dead people? Simples

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

Any rotting flesh can be used to train a "corpse" dog,in the same way that any rotting meat can be used to train members of the military Pioneer Corps in their second trade,recovery of bodies/parts hastily buried on the battlefield.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

They used to use pig flesh apparently. The closest thing to human flesh. Legend say that some south sea canibals called us long pigs because we tasted similar to pig flesh...

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Sorry to be pedantic Tom but the report says trials "may" start in a month at Porton Down. At present ampuated limbs aren't being scattered around Wiltshire.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

This story has no legs.

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"Sorry to be pedantic Tom but the report says trials "may" start in a month at Porton Down. At present ampuated limbs aren't being scattered around Wiltshire. "

Are you unfamiliar with Tom's theeads? Never let facts get in the way!

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

We need more corpse dogs for the international rescue teams to deploy to the disasters across the world

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Well they have to train on something Tom. Cadaver dogs don’t just come with built in dead body detection systems.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Do pigs have built in truffle sensors ?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"This story has no legs."

An armless thread..

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Pat, don't tell Tom what is used to train drug sniffer dogs..

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Tom knows all about these retrieval dogs. A female dog handler he knew had a drugs dog and said it was useless in a kitchen environment because the smell of things like sizzling sausages puts them off the scent. They use humans then so dogs are not all they are cracked up to be. Dogs cannot track through water and that is why in many films you will the escapees head for a river to escape the dogs. There are other tactics to slow down the dogs but Tom will not say in a public forum.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Tom's threads are the best.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Tom knows all about these retrieval dogs. A female dog handler he knew had a drugs dog and said it was useless in a kitchen environment because the smell of things like sizzling sausages puts them off the scent. They use humans then so dogs are not all they are cracked up to be. Dogs cannot track through water and that is why in many films you will the escapees head for a river to escape the dogs. There are other tactics to slow down the dogs but Tom will not say in a public forum. "

Dogs can track through water.

Cadaver dogs are trained on small boats and can pick up a scent cone from 10 metres below the surface.

They will bark to indicate and the search zone is reduced as the dog indicates and leans over the side of the boat. The closer they get to the water the closer they are to the scent cone.

There is also a major difference between an air scenting dog and a scent specific dog.

I helped train a SAR team for 6 years and yes pig flesh was used.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tom knows all about these retrieval dogs. A female dog handler he knew had a drugs dog and said it was useless in a kitchen environment because the smell of things like sizzling sausages puts them off the scent. They use humans then so dogs are not all they are cracked up to be. Dogs cannot track through water and that is why in many films you will the escapees head for a river to escape the dogs. There are other tactics to slow down the dogs but Tom will not say in a public forum.

Dogs can track through water.

Cadaver dogs are trained on small boats and can pick up a scent cone from 10 metres below the surface.

They will bark to indicate and the search zone is reduced as the dog indicates and leans over the side of the boat. The closer they get to the water the closer they are to the scent cone.

There is also a major difference between an air scenting dog and a scent specific dog.

I helped train a SAR team for 6 years and yes pig flesh was used.

"

Are you telling me Tom has been misleading us?

What's going on here guys?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

At least it’s going to put them off rubbing their wet lipsticks all over my new cords

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tom knows all about these retrieval dogs. A female dog handler he knew had a drugs dog and said it was useless in a kitchen environment because the smell of things like sizzling sausages puts them off the scent. They use humans then so dogs are not all they are cracked up to be. Dogs cannot track through water and that is why in many films you will the escapees head for a river to escape the dogs. There are other tactics to slow down the dogs but Tom will not say in a public forum. "

The going through water doesn't work, it is actually rather counter productive.

If you imagine each individual scent you produce, a huma smells a combination, a dog smells each individual element, what's in your body odour, the ingredients of what you've eaten and drank.

The dogs brain processes this information into a 3dimensional image across the land, overlayed with other scents.

Cutting across obstacles, kinky works as most dog handlers are not renowned for their fitness and the dogs are only a shortish distance from the handler.

Putting some substances down will stop the dog smelling for a bit.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Tom's threads are the best."

The dogs bollocks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont understand why there is a problem with this. It isn't as though the people need those bits back. Unless they want to have a pickled limb in a jar on the mantle piece. It's just meat.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Just meat ?

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"This story has no legs."

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Pretty armless story..

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I dont understand why there is a problem with this. It isn't as though the people need those bits back. Unless they want to have a pickled limb in a jar on the mantle piece. It's just meat."

So would you eat an amputated leg as it's "just meat" ?

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"I dont understand why there is a problem with this. It isn't as though the people need those bits back. Unless they want to have a pickled limb in a jar on the mantle piece. It's just meat.

So would you eat an amputated leg as it's "just meat" ?"

The French do it all the time to those poor frogs

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Did you know pigs piss forms the basis for AdBlu

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Did you know pigs piss forms the basis for AdBlu "

Prostaglandin, used on pregnant women to bring on labour, contains pig semen

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Did you know pigs piss forms the basis for AdBlu

Prostaglandin, used on pregnant women to bring on labour, contains pig semen"
i mean it must be good stuff it quells pollution

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By *ubmissiveman2uMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

Best leg forward Tom,give us more threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont understand why there is a problem with this. It isn't as though the people need those bits back. Unless they want to have a pickled limb in a jar on the mantle piece. It's just meat.

So would you eat an amputated leg as it's "just meat" ?"

Is it pickled in a jar? ...

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Piccallimbi

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

And the usual story here..

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