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Explain the birds and the bees

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Badly

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

…..so you see, birds eat bees.

This is a bit like a Johnson and and a flower garden see.

The flower garden consumes Mr Johnson.

….yes

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

When a bird and a bee like each other very much, they set up a joint Fab profile. Then they go hunting for other birds and bees to have sex with.

Some only meet bees, some only birds. Some bees like to watch a group of other bees pollinate their birds. There's a lot of middle ground which we'll cover in another Ladybird book: How Do I Convince My Bird To See Other Bees?

LvM

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"When a bird and a bee like each other very much, they set up a joint Fab profile. Then they go hunting for other birds and bees to have sex with.

Some only meet bees, some only birds. Some bees like to watch a group of other bees pollinate their birds. There's a lot of middle ground which we'll cover in another Ladybird book: How Do I Convince My Bird To See Other Bees?

LvM"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daddy's balls were full and Mummy is fridgid, so he stuck it in aunty Laura and that's why you can't play house with cousin Vinny.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"…..so you see, birds eat bees.

This is a bit like a Johnson and and a flower garden see.

The flower garden consumes Mr Johnson.

….yes "

Thanks for your political slant the debate .

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"When a bird and a bee like each other very much, they set up a joint Fab profile. Then they go hunting for other birds and bees to have sex with.

Some only meet bees, some only birds. Some bees like to watch a group of other bees pollinate their birds. There's a lot of middle ground which we'll cover in another Ladybird book: How Do I Convince My Bird To See Other Bees?

LvM

"

I agree inspired

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Daddy's balls were full and Mummy is fridgid, so he stuck it in aunty Laura and that's why you can't play house with cousin Vinny."

Like it

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

Birds sing and bees sting.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Birds sing and bees sting."

Well thanks for that amazing insight .

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

It's quite hard to do now because you have to explain:

Bird's and the Bee's

Bee's and the Bee's

Bird's and the Bird's

Bird's that used to be Bee's

Bee's that used to be Bird's

Bird's that look like Bee's

Plus Bee's that look like Birds's but still have a stinger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When a bird and a bee like each other very much, they set up a joint Fab profile. Then they go hunting for other birds and bees to have sex with.

Some only meet bees, some only birds. Some bees like to watch a group of other bees pollinate their birds. There's a lot of middle ground which we'll cover in another Ladybird book: How Do I Convince My Bird To See Other Bees?

LvM"
funny as

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worker bee.. Says cor look at these tasty birds.. I want to put my sting right up their

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They fuck, transfer fluids, make other birds and bees the end

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"It's quite hard to do now because you have to explain:

Bird's and the Bee's

Bee's and the Bee's

Bird's and the Bird's

Bird's that used to be Bee's

Bee's that used to be Bird's

Bird's that look like Bee's

Plus Bee's that look like Birds's but still have a stinger! "

Bit of bird bee conubery

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Worker bee.. Says cor look at these tasty birds.. I want to put my sting right up their"

What do the unemployed bees do

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"They fuck, transfer fluids, make other birds and bees the end "

Well Mr single Pringle we hope for you to big longer to explain the process to the children .

As you done it at such speed .we be only paying for the time you worked.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Male Bird is attracted to booBEES, (.)(.)

The end

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Male Bird is attracted to booBEES, (.)(.)

The end "

Guess you won't be talking over from David attenbrough

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