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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

If a total stranger who was absolutely drop dead gorgeous was to stop you in the street and say to you

“Hi I’m incredibly horny right now, come to my flat round the corner and fuck me”

What would your reaction be, both genuine and or humorous.

I’d honestly think that this person must have issues or nefarious motives and would politely decline.

And then pop home for a wank.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

There is no way i'd take up the offer but my reaction is going to be based entirely on their approach .....

Some approaches feel safe and funny and some just feel unwanted and dangerous....

So some i'd smile and laugh and say noooooo as I walked off and some i'd react pretty badly to.

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

I would say something silly back... like i will help you if you help me.come and clean me house afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d politely decline, I grew up when Beadles About was a Saturday night staple, I’m not featuring on Saturday tv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd expect to wake up 24 hours later having been drug@ed and sold to some strange religious cult for their nefarious purposes (or else on an operating table ins a middle eastern country having vital organs harvested for some tin pot dictator or billionaire)

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I would say something silly back... like i will help you if you help me.come and clean me house afterwards "

I’ll bring my feather duster

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I’d politely decline, I grew up when Beadles About was a Saturday night staple, I’m not featuring on Saturday tv "

Haha imagine that.

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By *un-n-frolicsMan
over a year ago

London

I'd probably be too gobsmacked that they want it, that I'd be lost for words and drool as they walk away.

But if I held myself together, and they "seemed" sound, I'd probably follow them.

Or I'd be sensible and suggest a really quick drink first to test the water.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"There is no way i'd take up the offer but my reaction is going to be based entirely on their approach .....

Some approaches feel safe and funny and some just feel unwanted and dangerous....

So some i'd smile and laugh and say noooooo as I walked off and some i'd react pretty badly to."

I hope there would be a bewildered shake of the head too.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I'd probably tell them to fuck off.

Mrs

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I’d politely pass on the opportunity, obviously this person is going to murder me in their flat, so best not to rile the beast inside.

The mr

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By *Booboo-Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'd first of all look around for the cameras, then I'd probably ask so many questions that I'd kill the vibe instantly. #skills

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Isn't that essentially what happened when we were young and we'd go clubbing?

Except sometimes you would pretend to have a conversation over the music and sometimes never make it home.

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By *9alMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

I would help them find their guide dog

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Probably not, I quite like my kidneys inside my body

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

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By *dris12345Man
over a year ago

home

Yeah I’d probably look for who was filming it for their YouTube channel lol. But I’d turn them down then get home and kick myself repeatedly for turning them down

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

State I'm not that easy and they have to at least buy be a Macdonald's happy meal first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd turn around to see who they were talking to.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"State I'm not that easy and they have to at least buy be a Macdonald's happy meal first "

If only I knew this months ago

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By *Booboo-Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"State I'm not that easy and they have to at least buy be a Macdonald's happy meal first "

C'mon.... at least hold out for a mcflurry.

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