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By *annybrowneyes OP Man
over a year ago

Paddock Wood

Today is humpday so in true middle of the week fashion, I am allowing you to identify as anything you like for the day, so what are you choosing?

I am going with a strippers pole today, although my luck will be it is in chippendales

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I'm identifying as a miserable bastard who wanted a lie in but got woken up at stupid o'clock because of shit curtains.

Later on I'll be identifying as someone who's consumed copious amounts of coffee and has blisters on his fingers from installing new curtains.

Tonight I'll be identifying as a McFlurry.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

A retired person but still our age, so we can spend the day doing exactly what we want to.

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By *annybrowneyes OP Man
over a year ago

Paddock Wood

"I'm identifying as a miserable bastard who wanted a lie in but got woken up at stupid o'clock because of shit curtains.

Later on I'll be identifying as someone who's consumed copious amounts of coffee and has blisters on his fingers from installing new curtains.

Tonight I'll be identifying as a McFlurry. "

But what flavour mcflurry? Vital info

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I will identify as Cleopatra and have muscular, naked men feed me peeled grapes

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"I will identify as Cleopatra and have muscular, naked men feed me peeled grapes"

Today I will identify as a muscular man feeding Cleopatra peeled grapes

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By *ayHaychMan
over a year ago

Leeds (Home) / Sheffield (Work)

Today I am…gay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want to adult today, so I'll identify as a cat, that way I may get a few gentle strokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a flat earther so i can visit all their offices around the globe

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

A whisky barrel. Full of Scotlands finest.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I am identifying as a family of four because I ate a family sized bread and butter pudding all to myself.

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Il be a cat so i can sleep all day

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By *ick_man_88Man
over a year ago

hartlepool

Today I will mostly be.....eating bourbons

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