FabSwingers.com forum: There’s a hole in my door

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I just noticed it there yesterday!

It’s quite wide, about half way down and rectangular in shape!

Even worse, the cowboys who put it on tried to half heartedly cover it up with a metal flap(!)

The fucking liberty of it! As if I wouldn’t eventually notice it!

Not only that but the very same fucking cowboys were presumably the same miscreants who did my neighbours doors to as I’ve just observed that the exact same shoddy workmanship is present there to!

Anyone else got the same problem?

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Gloryhole?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Be careful....... That happened to a freind of mine and before you know it someone was shoving rectagular envelopes through it ......... the fucking cheek

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Gloryhole?"

I did wonder if it was an integral gloryhole at first but when I tried to push my phallus out through it for a lucky dip nosh, the metal flap turned out to be spring loaded and crushed my glans

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Be careful....... That happened to a freind of mine and before you know it someone was shoving rectagular envelopes through it ......... the fucking cheek"

Would you believe it, the Amazon guy shoved a parcel through mine yesterday! Talk about rubbing salt into my wound!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If there's little brushes on it its probably a boot scraper. Cock your leg up the door before bringing your muddy boots in the house luv.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shines like the work of Dodgy Dave

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"If there's little brushes on it its probably a boot scraper. Cock your leg up the door before bringing your muddy boots in the house luv. "

There is to

I initially thought that the brushes were designed for smegma removal in this curious shaped gloryhole…..but I’ll now heed your advice

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Shines like the work of Dodgy Dave"

My friend Dodgy says stop alliterating his name with Daves

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Shines like the work of Dodgy Dave"

Dodgy Dave gets about; he also did my bathroom window.

- I can’t see through the blooming thing!

Defective crap it is

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By *itygamesMan
over a year ago

i,d say it was originally a letter box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shines like the work of Dodgy Dave

My friend Dodgy says stop alliterating his name with Daves"

Tell your mate to chat to me himself and stop being moist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i,d say it was originally a letter box"

A what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shines like the work of Dodgy Dave

Dodgy Dave gets about; he also did my bathroom window.

- I can’t see through the blooming thing!

Defective crap it is

Dodgy Dave!!!

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By *londebiguyMan
over a year ago

Southport

"I just noticed it there yesterday!

It’s quite wide, about half way down and rectangular in shape!

Even worse, the cowboys who put it on tried to half heartedly cover it up with a metal flap(!)

The fucking liberty of it! As if I wouldn’t eventually notice it!

Not only that but the very same fucking cowboys were presumably the same miscreants who did my neighbours doors to as I’ve just observed that the exact same shoddy workmanship is present there to!

Anyone else got the same problem?

Just watch that someone doesn't try to push a chocolate eclair through it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a hole in my door, dear Liza dear Liza

I can't get that tune out of my head now

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Did you get one of those naked tradesmen in to do it, from that there Fab forum?

LvM

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

It's done so it's easier to smash your back door in.....

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Update: I’ve just noticed with interest that there’s a small cage on the inside of my door under the hole….

An integral cock cage?

The game is afoot Watson!

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Cat flap?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Update: I’ve just noticed with interest that there’s a small cage on the inside of my door under the hole….

An integral cock cage?

The game is afoot Watson!

Pics or it didn't happen

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

I am similarly afflicted OP, snd to make matters worse, some chap comes round everyday and sticks little presents through it.

Except for Sundays

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