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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To the caf for a monster full English or still stick to the lame ass diet and have manky old boring rubbish porridge x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

are there hot waitresses?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Throw a few sultanas in

That stomach is worth the sacrifice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What I'm wanting to hear is "caf caf caf caf caf" x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Throw a few sultanas in

That stomach is worth the sacrifice "

Thank you sultanas are just mouldy grapes in my eyes x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wot and have us all be berated for assisting you in breaking the diet ............... porridge for you young man !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What I'm wanting to hear is "caf caf caf caf caf" x"

Go to the café, and order a porridge. Sorted. Or salted?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Throw a few sultanas in

That stomach is worth the sacrifice

Thank you sultanas are just mouldy grapes in my eyes x"

Hmmmm? What?

Sorry, too busy perving said torso to pay attention...

Chop up a banana? Have a squeeze of golden syrup?

Go on, be good so all of the dirty minded women like me can carry on ogling!

And when you've finished the porridge can we please have some bum and shoulder pics too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sod you all. The caf it is x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Throw a few sultanas in

That stomach is worth the sacrifice

Thank you sultanas are just mouldy grapes in my eyes x

Hmmmm? What?

Sorry, too busy perving said torso to pay attention...

Chop up a banana? Have a squeeze of golden syrup?

Go on, be good so all of the dirty minded women like me can carry on ogling!

And when you've finished the porridge can we please have some bum and shoulder pics too! "

I actually tried to take a bum pic last night. It's impossible. How do you do a self bum pic? Loads have them but I just couldnt contort to the right angle x

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Sod you all. The caf it is x"

Are you going to the gym after to compensate? Will you be getting all sweaty?

Can we have a pic of that?

(yes I am aware that I'm a dirty old woman, I'm also aware that this is the site for pervs like me )

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Throw a few sultanas in

That stomach is worth the sacrifice

Thank you sultanas are just mouldy grapes in my eyes x

Hmmmm? What?

Sorry, too busy perving said torso to pay attention...

Chop up a banana? Have a squeeze of golden syrup?

Go on, be good so all of the dirty minded women like me can carry on ogling!

And when you've finished the porridge can we please have some bum and shoulder pics too!

I actually tried to take a bum pic last night. It's impossible. How do you do a self bum pic? Loads have them but I just couldnt contort to the right angle x"

Get a 'friend' to help.

I have a steady hand...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Throw a few sultanas in

That stomach is worth the sacrifice

Thank you sultanas are just mouldy grapes in my eyes x

Hmmmm? What?

Sorry, too busy perving said torso to pay attention...

Chop up a banana? Have a squeeze of golden syrup?

Go on, be good so all of the dirty minded women like me can carry on ogling!

And when you've finished the porridge can we please have some bum and shoulder pics too!

I actually tried to take a bum pic last night. It's impossible. How do you do a self bum pic? Loads have them but I just couldnt contort to the right angle x"

10 second delay on your camera/phone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Throw a few sultanas in

That stomach is worth the sacrifice

Thank you sultanas are just mouldy grapes in my eyes x

Hmmmm? What?

Sorry, too busy perving said torso to pay attention...

Chop up a banana? Have a squeeze of golden syrup?

Go on, be good so all of the dirty minded women like me can carry on ogling!

And when you've finished the porridge can we please have some bum and shoulder pics too!

I actually tried to take a bum pic last night. It's impossible. How do you do a self bum pic? Loads have them but I just couldnt contort to the right angle x

Get a 'friend' to help.

I have a steady hand... "

I have no "friend" lol hense being on the forums at 08:50 in the morning boring people about my breakfast x

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Ditto.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Throw a few sultanas in

That stomach is worth the sacrifice

Thank you sultanas are just mouldy grapes in my eyes x

Hmmmm? What?

Sorry, too busy perving said torso to pay attention...

Chop up a banana? Have a squeeze of golden syrup?

Go on, be good so all of the dirty minded women like me can carry on ogling!

And when you've finished the porridge can we please have some bum and shoulder pics too!

I actually tried to take a bum pic last night. It's impossible. How do you do a self bum pic? Loads have them but I just couldnt contort to the right angle x

10 second delay on your camera/phone. "

Shurrup wishy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Throw a few sultanas in

That stomach is worth the sacrifice

Thank you sultanas are just mouldy grapes in my eyes x

Hmmmm? What?

Sorry, too busy perving said torso to pay attention...

Chop up a banana? Have a squeeze of golden syrup?

Go on, be good so all of the dirty minded women like me can carry on ogling!

And when you've finished the porridge can we please have some bum and shoulder pics too!

I actually tried to take a bum pic last night. It's impossible. How do you do a self bum pic? Loads have them but I just couldnt contort to the right angle x

10 second delay on your camera/phone. "

It doesn't have a delay. Does it? Ang on. No my phone doesn't have one x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I feel as fat as cow best breakfast ever. Tomorrow back to porridge and dust x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps you should pop along to the library and pick up a dictionary...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Perhaps you should pop along to the library and pick up a dictionary..."

A dictionary for breakfadt? What sort of fad diet is that? x

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Ah go n stuff ya face in the cafe.

Sure you'll work it off somehow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's real cool to spell correctly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to the caf you don't need to diet

But if you want to make the porridge less boring mix it with muller light and a hand full of berries the night before,makes a lovely breakfast.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's real cool to spell correctly."

Only if you're in the spelling police I prefer free styling but thanks for taking time out of your busy day to try and put someone down in the forum. Appreciated x

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol


"It's real cool to spell correctly.

Only if you're in the spelling police I prefer free styling but thanks for taking time out of your busy day to try and put someone down in the forum. Appreciated x"

awwww ..come here ..i love you !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's real cool to spell correctly.

Only if you're in the spelling police I prefer free styling but thanks for taking time out of your busy day to try and put someone down in the forum. Appreciated x

awwww ..come here ..i love you ! "

Are you spelling police? If you're not then I love you too xx

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Perhaps you should pop along to the library and pick up a dictionary..."

They taste crap though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well its valentines so spoil yourself .. Have a day off the diet . I have just lost over a stone in a month and today eating chocs and wine , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Perhaps you should pop along to the library and pick up a dictionary...

They taste crap though."

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