FabSwingers.com forum: What should we ban, Fabsters?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yeah, yeah, the obvious “isms” that goes without saying, you wonderful socially aware people. But what else?

Can I start with those twats that have their stereo and bass on full blast in their cars and have their windows open so you have to suffer their intolerable shite whether you like it or not.

FFS, if you *insist* on doing that at least have the decency to have some cheesy 80s EuroPop on will you ..

What else are we banning my lovelies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breading because it’s moist

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

People not worshipping me.

It's just so wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noisy neighbours

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Noisy neighbours

Utter Cunts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Noisy neighbours

Utter Cunts

As. We. Fucking. Speak.

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By *hoebeWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

The wee fanny who drives a 2 stroke moped up and down my street

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prime hydration.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banning all councils

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Yeah, yeah, the obvious “isms” that goes without saying, you wonderful socially aware people. But what else?

Can I start with those twats that have their stereo and bass on full blast in their cars and have their windows open so you have to suffer their intolerable shite whether you like it or not.

FFS, if you *insist* on doing that at least have the decency to have some cheesy 80s EuroPop on will you ..

What else are we banning my lovelies?

Well that's me banned.

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By *pool6969Man
over a year ago

Bedworth

"The wee fanny who drives a 2 stroke moped up and down my street

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that keeps happening up my street early hours of morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

“That sort of thing”

Yes, we should definitely ban that sort of thing!

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By *panksspankedMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Licensing laws

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

The patriarchy. Down with it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not re-racking your weight at the gym

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"“That sort of thing”

Yes, we should definitely ban that sort of thing!"

Not sure we should ban it. Just be careful, now.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Not re-racking your weight at the gym"

Letting weights slam down at the gym. ESPECIALLY on machines that have two activities on them and so are shared

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Not re-racking your weight at the gym

Letting weights slam down at the gym. ESPECIALLY on machines that have two activities on them and so are shared

I've not seen a shares machine - sounds like a recipe for disaster.

Oh, and Joe's right of course - how hard is it to PUT THINGS AWAY!

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

We should definitely ban fabsters, agreed.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Not re-racking your weight at the gym

Letting weights slam down at the gym. ESPECIALLY on machines that have two activities on them and so are shared

I've not seen a shares machine - sounds like a recipe for disaster.

Oh, and Joe's right of course - how hard is it to PUT THINGS AWAY!"

There's one in ours with lat pulldown on one side, seated rows opposite and various pulley thingies at the sides. Too many people!

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Squeezing the toothpaste tube from the wrong end should be a capital offence

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Not re-racking your weight at the gym

Letting weights slam down at the gym. ESPECIALLY on machines that have two activities on them and so are shared

If you have to throw your entire bodyweight off the back of the bench to move the weight, it might be too heavy for your lat pulls

LvM

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

white socks and sliders with shorts.

Just NO.

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By *ingerie whoreTV/TS
over a year ago

kirk hammerton

"People not worshipping me.

It's just so wrong."
I will worship like the queen you are xx

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Not re-racking your weight at the gym

Letting weights slam down at the gym. ESPECIALLY on machines that have two activities on them and so are shared

I've not seen a shares machine - sounds like a recipe for disaster.

Oh, and Joe's right of course - how hard is it to PUT THINGS AWAY!

There's one in ours with lat pulldown on one side, seated rows opposite and various pulley thingies at the sides. Too many people! "

Oh yes, I know. I'd forgotten. The only shared one we have is the one all the bros spend ages doing partial tricep pushdowns on, so easy enough to avoid...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not re-racking your weight at the gym

Letting weights slam down at the gym. ESPECIALLY on machines that have two activities on them and so are shared

If you have to throw your entire bodyweight off the back of the bench to move the weight, it might be too heavy for your lat pulls

LvM"

Oh but the form when they're folding in on themselves is exquisite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"white socks and sliders with shorts.

Just NO."

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By *ingerie whoreTV/TS
over a year ago

kirk hammerton

"People not worshipping me.

It's just so wrong."
I will worship like the queen you are xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ban me. Then I couldn’t waste so much time on here….

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Not re-racking your weight at the gym

Letting weights slam down at the gym. ESPECIALLY on machines that have two activities on them and so are shared

If you have to throw your entire bodyweight off the back of the bench to move the weight, it might be too heavy for your lat pulls

LvM"

My PT has to start the pulldown for my lat pulldown because I can't stand up and reach up to do it

But I don't slam my weight down. Mr PT dude catches it before it drops. Cos we're nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"white socks and sliders with shorts.

Just NO.

It’s an attack, Joe! It’s an attack!!!

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

People owning dogs that can't be arsed, shouting at your dog from the upstairs at 5am when it starts barking and howling every morning without fail, to shut the fuck up for the next hour isn't productive....get out your effing bed and let him out

Tinder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Store shopping/reward/loyalty cards, whatever you wanna call them.

Do you know how much it infuriates me when I’ve got a queue a mile long, but have to smile sweetly while some old dear can’t find her card

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"white socks and sliders with shorts.

Just NO.

It’s an attack, Joe! It’s an attack!!!"

This is socks and sandals persecution, dammit!

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

"white socks and sliders with shorts.

Just NO.

It’s an attack, Joe! It’s an attack!!!

This is socks and sandals persecution, dammit!"

OK, I'll concede, sliders are better than crocs.

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford

"“That sort of thing”

Yes, we should definitely ban that sort of thing!"

Down with that sort of thing.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Middle lane wankers on motorways.

Teenage girls in Ford Ka's parked up drinking alcopops and listening to the Mama Mia soundtrack at full whack on their shitty car stereo. 8ft from me for the last hour.

McFlurry machines ever being switched off.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Middle lane wankers on motorways.

Teenage girls in Ford Ka's parked up drinking alcopops and listening to the Mama Mia soundtrack at full whack on their shitty car stereo. 8ft from me for the last hour.

McFlurry machines ever being switched off."

Yell at them out the window.

They might put Madonna on for you

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Middle lane wankers on motorways.

Teenage girls in Ford Ka's parked up drinking alcopops and listening to the Mama Mia soundtrack at full whack on their shitty car stereo. 8ft from me for the last hour.

McFlurry machines ever being switched off."

I don't believe there's that many Ford KAs left in the world! They were one of the go-to small engined cars for first time drivers when we were at sixth form!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Middle lane wankers on motorways.

Teenage girls in Ford Ka's parked up drinking alcopops and listening to the Mama Mia soundtrack at full whack on their shitty car stereo. 8ft from me for the last hour.

McFlurry machines ever being switched off.

Yell at them out the window.

They might put Madonna on for you

Oh that's just evil......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Insomnia.

We should all have the luxury of getting cosy, closing our eyes, falling asleep fast and staying asleep until its actually time to wake up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pumpkin Spiced Lattes

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Middle lane wankers on motorways.

Teenage girls in Ford Ka's parked up drinking alcopops and listening to the Mama Mia soundtrack at full whack on their shitty car stereo. 8ft from me for the last hour.

McFlurry machines ever being switched off.

Yell at them out the window.

They might put Madonna on for you

Oh that's just evil......

Nooooo. I'm sweet. And innocent

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Pumpkin Spiced Lattes

Holy shit… have you told Meli?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Pumpkin Spiced Lattes

YES!!!!!!

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Piticians who blatantly lie. Pretty much all of them isn't it?

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Politicians

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

People who spread rumours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knobheads

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Avocados

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

I'd like to ban posts that contain the phrase 'it's all over the news.'

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By *romleyM41Man
over a year ago

orpington / surrounding

Ulez and sadiq khan ever being able to have an opinion on anything ever again….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alcohol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pumpkin Spiced Lattes

Holy shit… have you told Meli?

She already knows my thoughts

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"Pumpkin Spiced Lattes

You’re a sick man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adulthood. Feels a bit dramatic to me. I’d scrap the entire thing

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By *929Man
over a year ago

bedlington

"Not re-racking your weight at the gym

Letting weights slam down at the gym. ESPECIALLY on machines that have two activities on them and so are shared

Definitely this we have the same 4 way stations and nothing worse than some twat just letting the stack drop while you mid set

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex. 100%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pumpkin Spiced Lattes

You’re a sick man"

And guess what? The Frappuccinos aren't much better either!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I fear mortal coffee combat will break out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fear mortal coffee combat will break out

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ban the caffeine.

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By *Cocksucker84Man
over a year ago

walker

Turkey teeth. Not all of them but when they look abnormally bright to the point where they'd blind someone and they make the person look like they have massive overbite.

Tories.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We should ban wonko

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By *929Man
over a year ago

bedlington

I’d also ban those “badass” types at the gym the ones that stomp around with angry look on face glaring at people arms flared out. There was one bloke who didn’t last long thought he was huge but in reality looked like someone had mashed corned beef and cottage cheese together and let a child make a human shaped figure which was later struck by lightning and came to life, also smelled absolutely fucking vile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mean girls and ganging up on people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fear mortal coffee combat will break out

ban the caffeine. "

Even after I brought the magical double espresso in a vanilla milkshake into your life?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fear mortal coffee combat will break out

ban the caffeine.

Even after I brought the magical double espresso in a vanilla milkshake into your life?

I would never drink that, Joe! Between the dairy milkshake and the double expresso it would be messy.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

We should ban people who park in blue badge bays, contrary to the published qualifying criteria

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Grown men who think just because they have a ponytail and a beard that they’re a Viking

Calm yourself Jesus.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grown men who think just because they have a ponytail and a beard that they’re a Viking

Calm yourself Jesus.

The mr "

Well that’s a mouthful of tea I’ll not be drinking

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Grown men who think just because they have a ponytail and a beard that they’re a Viking

Calm yourself Jesus.

The mr

Well that’s a mouthful of tea I’ll not be drinking

Apologies, I’ll get a cloth.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who’s football team is their entire personality

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

People who hate PSLs making it their entire personality.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Spiders.

I had a massive one in my bathroom last night! The spider was pretty big too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"People who hate PSLs making it their entire personality. "

Even Google isn’t helping me with what a PSL is ..

Anyone?

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By *oecutterMan
over a year ago

Clonakilty

People with no spatial- or situational awareness from supermarkets (and especially from using trolleys).

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"People who hate PSLs making it their entire personality.

Even Google isn’t helping me with what a PSL is ..

Anyone?

Oh! Apologies. PumpkinSpiceLatte.(I've put it together so you can more easily see how the term came about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ban anything made in china or hong kong.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"People who hate PSLs making it their entire personality.

Even Google isn’t helping me with what a PSL is ..

Anyone?

Oh! Apologies. PumpkinSpiceLatte.(I've put it together so you can more easily see how the term came about

Ahh how could I have not guessed!

Fank ewe

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By *annybrowneyesMan
over a year ago

Waterloo

People who leave breadcrumbs in the butter. Peasants

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"Down with that sort of thing. "

Careful now.

Elite superclass becoming “too rich to go to jail” and seemingly able to do whatever they want.

And that’s just the ones we know about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Tories

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"Ban anything made in china or hong kong. "

Everything I own was hand carved by virgins on a Polynesian island out of rare hardwoods.

Actually, cheap stuff that breaks easily is a good one. And built-in obsolescence of tech.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Nettles and thistles. No need for their existence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit gym playlists over the pa.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

The sun rising before you're ready to wake up.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

74 Genders. Your name will do just fine.

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Fucking people swearing all the fucking time, just to fucking make a point or maybe they fucking think its fucking cool, its fucking not

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By *ostindreamsMan
over a year ago

London

Loud speakers in general.

Phones should be outright banned inside theatres.

And crocs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who hate PSLs making it their entire personality. "

I'll have you know it's only my entire personality 2 months out of the year

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Toxic positivity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soy products, really all they are is a market for Monsanto and the Bioengineered Soy producers to dump their grows.

The No Right to Self Defence laws.

Tiny homes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ban nothing. Let everyone do and feel whats right

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Fucking people swearing all the fucking time, just to fucking make a point or maybe they fucking think its fucking cool, its fucking not"

Fuck that!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Soy products, really all they are is a market for Monsanto and the Bioengineered Soy producers to dump their grows.

The No Right to Self Defence laws.

Tiny homes.

Nooooooo, soya milk let's my lactose intolerant guts drink milky coffee. Not down with soya, let's just grow it differently. Also it feeds most of the animals that people eat.

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

"Nettles and thistles. No need for their existence."

add wasps to that too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah, yeah, the obvious “isms” that goes without saying, you wonderful socially aware people. But what else?

Can I start with those twats that have their stereo and bass on full blast in their cars and have their windows open so you have to suffer their intolerable shite whether you like it or not.

FFS, if you *insist* on doing that at least have the decency to have some cheesy 80s EuroPop on will you ..

What else are we banning my lovelies?

Love and let live

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