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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

It's been ages since I started one of these, and quite frankly I need the fun. And the smut. Also some adoration and objectification wouldn't go amiss. And I'm sure others feel the same.

So... come one, come all. Just avoid the hair and eyes ffs.

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy bunch

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Yo Posh. I have my sparkly postie pants on and am prepared to deliver smut. Bring it!

J

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Yeah I’m in why not

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Yo Posh. I have my sparkly postie pants on and am prepared to deliver smut. Bring it!

J"

Do you think I could get into your sparkly postie shorts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I'll play.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Yo Posh. I have my sparkly postie pants on and am prepared to deliver smut. Bring it!

J

Do you think I could get into your sparkly postie shorts? "

Anytime

J

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

I’m good to play postie.

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By *oomerangbobMan
over a year ago

stanhope

Oh never seen one of these before, I am in…I think

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

I’m in

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

More than happy to play postie.... apologies for my takes on it though. :D

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By *aughtyTimesBL5Man
over a year ago

bolton

Im in

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Happy to be postie as no one fancies a retired old sod

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

I can play postie

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By *ingobrian70Man
over a year ago

tallaght

I’m in….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"More than happy to play postie.... apologies for my takes on it though. :D"

Apologies not allowed as long as you're planning extra smut

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I have one from my sexy mate to my gorgeous northern twin...

to the delectable Julie. Given its tits out Tuesday can I have a quick motorboating session with hers and then maybe move lower and try scuba diving in and around her area of natural beauty?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Crimson Rose, it seems Dr Feelgood doesn't want to play by the rules!

Can let you Crimson Rose know that she is definitely my cup of tea

You can tell her who said that too

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

In

Til it stops raining and I can lug my stuff to the car without it getting moist and hit the M1.

Can't play postie though, but seems plenty of those around......

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I’m in

What could possibly go wrong

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Beardedman! My sexy mate has a message for you

Please tell _eardedman7 that if he is giving out beard rides I'd like to be in the queue

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By *beeMan
over a year ago

Bristol

I'm in, happy to pass on messages too!!

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"Crimson Rose, it seems Dr Feelgood doesn't want to play by the rules!

Can let you Crimson Rose know that she is definitely my cup of tea

You can tell her who said that too"

Edinburgh. With quads like that, naturally, you’re miles away

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

Around for 1 last time before I'm gone

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

Oh go on then I’m in

Postie too

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire


"Beardedman! My sexy mate has a message for you

Please tell _eardedman7 that if he is giving out beard rides I'd like to be in the queue"

Drop me a message to sort this out immediately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hooray Love it when you play this game Posh. Happy to be a postie, but it's too hot for a uniform, so will a cap suffice?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Hooray Love it when you play this game Posh. Happy to be a postie, but it's too hot for a uniform, so will a cap suffice?"

Acceptable

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

I'm in, happy to be postie for you horny lot!

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Dear Obi

My mate mentioned you should just accept that you're destined to have a permanently moist car

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I have one from my sexy mate to my gorgeous northern twin...

to the delectable Julie. Given its tits out Tuesday can I have a quick motorboating session with hers and then maybe move lower and try scuba diving in and around her area of natural beauty?"

What an outstanding idea!

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hooray Love it when you play this game Posh. Happy to be a postie, but it's too hot for a uniform, so will a cap suffice?

Acceptable "

Pheww! Thank goodness for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am IN happy to be anyones mate

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

A message for _hillout from my delightfully sexy mate...

Tell Chill I still think he is sexy even though he is old and tired.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Dear Obi

My mate mentioned you should just accept that you're destined to have a permanently moist car "

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Kaitonel, my gorgeous mate says,

You need to stop all this going nonsense. My poor heart can't take it.

I agree with my gorgeous mate!

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By *lark_KentMan
over a year ago

Northampton

I'll play, this is just what I need after a hard day at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A message for the gorgeous Daizy, from a handsome man...

"Would you please tell Daizy that she looks exquisite in her lingerie x"

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By *irk_Dastardly.Man
over a year ago

Salford

I’ll play

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Daizy, you got mail/male!

I am still waiting for that opportunity for a cuppa

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

One for my sexy mate from a hottie...

Can you please let Daizy know that I find her absolutely intoxicating and would love nothing more then to be graced with the time to gaze at her in person the next time I visit the midlands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I please join in?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I’ve haven’t done this for a while.

I’m in

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"A message for the gorgeous Daizy, from a handsome man...

"Would you please tell Daizy that she looks exquisite in her lingerie x""

Thank you

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"May I please join in?

"

Be in Jennie... be all the way in

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

A sexy mate of mine says...

could you please tell free spirit Ellie, I only asked her to be my postman so I could actually start a conversation with her

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

For my beautiful mate...

Please can you tell Daizy she’s absolutely gorgeous with a beautiful soul

From an older gentleman

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

G'wan then

LvM

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Out! It's stopped raining so off for a 3 hr drive.

Have fun folks!

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"Daizy, you got mail/male!

I am still waiting for that opportunity for a cuppa "

Always up for a cuppa!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My very sexy mate says...

Could you please tell the delectable Jennie for her I would feed her malted milk biscuits and rub her oracle till it gleams.

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley


"May I please join in?

"

Ain’t no party til Jennie arrives

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My genius and sexy mate says...

Please tell Klark Kent I'm glad he's not got his pants on top of his trousers as it might spoil the view!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Incoming mail for Daizy from another handsome gent:

"Would you pass on a musical note to sweet Daizy please. As the Monkees once said , “can we take the last train to shagsville”, promise it will be first class all the way "

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

These dynamic sexy duo mates if mine asked

Would you let my mate Jamie know that we're gutted to have missed out on finally meeting up in Manchester. But would love to sandwich her at her earliest convenience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"May I please join in?

Ain’t no party til Jennie arrives "

Aint no party like a, J Club party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay hi I’m here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay hi I’m here "
I’m following you in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not actually in just following

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay hi I’m here I’m following you in "

Stalker weirdo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My very sexy mate says...

Could you please tell the delectable Jennie for her I would feed her malted milk biscuits and rub her oracle till it gleams."

The Oracle kmows who this is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a bit.... I bet I forget I entered the thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"These dynamic sexy duo mates if mine asked

Would you let my mate Jamie know that we're gutted to have missed out on finally meeting up in Manchester. But would love to sandwich her at her earliest convenience"

Tell your friends I very much plan to be at the next one

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

I'm happy to be postie and I'm in

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

My favourite of people requests that I pass on this

Please tell Jennie and Obi that I can't help but feel an opportunity was missed at the weekend

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

I'm in

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas


"These dynamic sexy duo mates if mine asked

Would you let my mate Jamie know that we're gutted to have missed out on finally meeting up in Manchester. But would love to sandwich her at her earliest convenience

Tell your friends I very much plan to be at the next one"

JAMIE NOT JENNIE!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"These dynamic sexy duo mates if mine asked

Would you let my mate Jamie know that we're gutted to have missed out on finally meeting up in Manchester. But would love to sandwich her at her earliest convenience

Tell your friends I very much plan to be at the next one

JAMIE NOT JENNIE! "

Bugger

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"These dynamic sexy duo mates if mine asked

Would you let my mate Jamie know that we're gutted to have missed out on finally meeting up in Manchester. But would love to sandwich her at her earliest convenience

Tell your friends I very much plan to be at the next one

JAMIE NOT JENNIE! "

Quietly!!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My sexy mate says...

Could you please tell petite

That I’m still a huge admirer and where is the nearest coffee shop

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

I'm in. New postie in town

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

One for a sexy mate...

Can you tell fluffy chicken that I'm loving the leggy poolside view

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

And for my delectable pal...

Wpuld you mind awfully posting a message for the absolutely magnificent MrsMistyPeaks and inform her that I am so keen to finally be able to meet her and hope that when we do, we won't be able to contain ourselves or keep our hands off each other and will be ripping each others clothes off!

(Do you actually have clothes, Misty?)

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

In

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Chillout you lucky lucky man, a rather sexy woman with a great taste in pillows has slipped into my box with the charming and ever so erection giving...

"I'd do you".

There's a lot to be said for a direct approach, isn't there?

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

In for a bit

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"I am IN happy to be anyones mate"

I totally misread that as you were happy to be in anyone...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meli - one for you

Sweet Meli you always seem a bit short of self belief, I wish you could see what others see that you are a genuinely beautiful woman. You have everything, now chest out , sexy smile on and kick ass.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I'll have a play please

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"And for my delectable pal...

Wpuld you mind awfully posting a message for the absolutely magnificent MrsMistyPeaks and inform her that I am so keen to finally be able to meet her and hope that when we do, we won't be able to contain ourselves or keep our hands off each other and will be ripping each others clothes off!

(Do you actually have clothes, Misty?)"

Well - I have *some* clothes.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

Sorry Lorenzo, you best sit down for this one. Your better half is getting some deserving attention with this one

One for Mrs Vonmatterhorn, loving the view gorgeous lady, any chance of an invitation to scale your twin peaks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Petite Woman!

My smart, sexy friend reckons you are a magnificent vision in black and white, and they'd love to buy you a drink and maybe explore any grey areas

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

My box is empty. Send me your smut people!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK, I'm in - but I'm a tired postie so your post probably won't get delivered

F

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Chillout you lucky lucky man, a rather sexy woman with a great taste in pillows has slipped into my box with the charming and ever so erection giving...

"I'd do you".

There's a lot to be said for a direct approach, isn't there?

"

But...but..I'm hidden

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

We're in and late to the party.... Happy to play postie too

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

Jennie a lady of the highest reputation and impeccable taste wishes you to know that your legs look amazing in those thigh high boots, but suggests they would look even better around her waist.

Personally I agree and would love to watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahem

Jennie! A very sexy pair of fuckers would like to tell you: Please can you let Jennie know that we loved sharing our meat stick with her last week and would love to do it again sometime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Possibly feeling left out here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kai, Kai, you lovely guy!

My bezzie says

"stick around cos that's what Brian Boitano'd do!"

Youbtealky want to listen to their advice, tbey are well worth keeping sweet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Possibly feeling left out here "

you are not alone my friend lol

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Possibly feeling left out here "

Come join me in the unlusted corner

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Possibly feeling left out here

Come join me in the unlusted corner "

Room for a third ?? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Possibly feeling left out here

Come join me in the unlusted corner

Room for a third ?? Lol"

lets gather and linger like the unwanted folk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll join in

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Message for _aitonel and _asty tatsy

...I'd very much like to the filling in a manwich with them

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Possibly feeling left out here

Come join me in the unlusted corner

Room for a third ?? Lol

lets gather and linger like the unwanted folk"

I'm a pro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Misty!

There's this hot as fuck guy has just come up to me and said he thinks you are an absolute goddess and five star worthy every time!

You WILL be very interested, trust me

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By *ohntall123Man
over a year ago

Biggleswade

I’ll play

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"Message for _aitonel and _asty tatsy

...I'd very much like to the filling in a manwich with them "

I’m in, am I the bottom bread or the top this is vital info

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

I heard a rumour that's not actually a rumour, but was passed on to me by some sort of squirrel looking creature

Please may you tell the VonMatterhorns that I would like to be sandwiched?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fluffy!

OMG.

One of my hot mates has just asked "Who makes the more noise , your neighbours or the day I get to meet you?"

.

ooooo err

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Message for _aitonel and _asty tatsy

...I'd very much like to the filling in a manwich with them

I’m in, am I the bottom bread or the top this is vital info "

The thing with a sandwich I'd they can be eaten anyway up

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley


"Possibly feeling left out here

Come join me in the unlusted corner

Room for a third ?? Lol

lets gather and linger like the unwanted folk"

Budge up so I can squeeze in please

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Possibly feeling left out here

Come join me in the unlusted corner

Room for a third ?? Lol

lets gather and linger like the unwanted folk

Budge up so I can squeeze in please "

Orgy in this corner then

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley


"Possibly feeling left out here

Come join me in the unlusted corner

Room for a third ?? Lol

lets gather and linger like the unwanted folk

Budge up so I can squeeze in please

Orgy in this corner then "

Defo now you’re here

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

From a very sexy mate to a hottie...

Please would you tell '_ingobrian70' that I love a guy with an Irish accent, but I've never had the pleasure of one talking dirty to me. Is there any chance he would be able to fulfil my wishes? x

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Possibly feeling left out here

Come join me in the unlusted corner

Room for a third ?? Lol

lets gather and linger like the unwanted folk

Budge up so I can squeeze in please

Orgy in this corner then

Defo now you’re here "

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

LittleMissMistressK. Get out of the orgy corner because my mate who isn't actually a Spice Girl wants to tell you something...

See you next month when the Hamptons become One

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fluffy!

OMG.

One of my hot mates has just asked "Who makes the more noise , your neighbours or the day I get to meet you?"

.

ooooo err"

Haha depends how loud their sex voice is!

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"I heard a rumour that's not actually a rumour, but was passed on to me by some sort of squirrel looking creature

Please may you tell the VonMatterhorns that I would like to be sandwiched?"

The squirrel is welcome to some nut/s

LvM

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"LittleMissMistressK. Get out of the orgy corner because my mate who isn't actually a Spice Girl wants to tell you something...

See you next month when the Hamptons become One "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in (and also sat in the Corner lol)

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By *oomerangbobMan
over a year ago

stanhope


"I'll play."
would you please tell katnipkitty Ilove her voluptuous figure and would enjoy exploring every inch

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By *ingobrian70Man
over a year ago

tallaght


"From a very sexy mate to a hottie...

Please would you tell '_ingobrian70' that I love a guy with an Irish accent, but I've never had the pleasure of one talking dirty to me. Is there any chance he would be able to fulfil my wishes? x"

Make yourself known

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"Incoming mail for Daizy from another handsome gent:

"Would you pass on a musical note to sweet Daizy please. As the Monkees once said , “can we take the last train to shagsville”, promise it will be first class all the way ""

Well if its first class

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

From my sexy mate...

The VonMatterHorns should know that the Dr will see them now

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By *ingobrian70Man
over a year ago

tallaght


"From a very sexy mate to a hottie...

Please would you tell '_ingobrian70' that I love a guy with an Irish accent, but I've never had the pleasure of one talking dirty to me. Is there any chance he would be able to fulfil my wishes? x

Make yourself known "

I would love to chat to you in my dirtiest Irish brogue tongue xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in can’t believe I’ve missed most of the fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still fun to be had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy you all.

Who’s first?

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London

Given I sent a message but didn't serve as postie last time, I think I should pay back. So, in as postie.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I’m in Posh.

And I’ll start with saying my mate (aka me) thinks you have stupendous norks

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

A very sexy gent has asked

Could I possibly ask you to post a message for the very tasty FluffyChicken to let her know that I would love to give her a severe plucking.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"I'll play. would you please tell katnipkitty Ilove her voluptuous figure and would enjoy exploring every inch"

There are a lot of inches so you may be there awhile.

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By *uddly GoblinMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A very sexy gent has asked

Could I possibly ask you to post a message for the very tasty FluffyChicken to let her know that I would love to give her a severe plucking."

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

In

Tinder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smoke signals on the horizon have delivered this message for Miss Yeux Bleus.

It reads "Pin me to your wall, like one of your French girls"

I reckon you ought to do it.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

In there like Ann Summers swimwear

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’m in Posh.

And I’ll start with saying my mate (aka me) thinks you have stupendous norks "

My mate me thinks you're flipping gorgeous from head to toe

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I've a message for a sexy fella from my gorgeous mate...

Please tell horny dj that I'm still a waiting for him to spin me right around.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

And for my gorgeous mate from a sexy fella...

Message for MissYB. About time you got here , now get over here and sit in my face pronto x

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea


"I've a message for a sexy fella from my gorgeous mate...

Please tell horny dj that I'm still a waiting for him to spin me right around."

Your gorgeous mate better make herself known to me then

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Message to MissYB from a lovely guy.

Hiya please would you let MissYB know , I knew she was here before she posted, because my heart started beating faster

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By *uddly GoblinMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Incoming message for kittykat

My anonymous mate would like to know how he gets to pull your hold ups up

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Message to orgy corner.

A fat Welsh Dragon wants to know if she can come and play too please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh go on I’ll play xx

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley


"Message to orgy corner.

A fat Welsh Dragon wants to know if she can come and play too please?"

Totally

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

And another for my gorgeous mate from a sexy fella

Plz say to Miss YB....Steven says he needs some coconut oil action, and not forgetting the youthful ballbag

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Naught Becky, a sexy fabber wants you to know

.....My nose is made for inserting just like her photo asks for, and I make a great big spoon...

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Smoke signals on the horizon have delivered this message for Miss Yeux Bleus.

It reads "Pin me to your wall, like one of your French girls"

I reckon you ought to do it."

My shrine awaits

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

We're in.

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

Oh I am very late but I am in sunshine happy to be postie for all the smut

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"And for my gorgeous mate from a sexy fella...

Message for MissYB. About time you got here , now get over here and sit in my face pronto x"

Posh. Was this you?

If so I’m on my way!! Zoooooom!!!!! …..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Naught Becky, a sexy fabber wants you to know

.....My nose is made for inserting just like her photo asks for, and I make a great big spoon..."

Ooh kind of kinky not knowing who it is whether it’s male or female he he xx

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.


"Naught Becky, a sexy fabber wants you to know

.....My nose is made for inserting just like her photo asks for, and I make a great big spoon...

Ooh kind of kinky not knowing who it is whether it’s male or female he he xx"

Sexy guy fabber

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Message to MissYB from a lovely guy.

Hiya please would you let MissYB know , I knew she was here before she posted, because my heart started beating faster "

Oh my. I’m sorry, I will perform mouth to mouth if you pass out

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"Incoming message for kittykat

My anonymous mate would like to know how he gets to pull your hold ups up"

Like a human suspender belt?

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"And another for my gorgeous mate from a sexy fella

Plz say to Miss YB....Steven says he needs some coconut oil action, and not forgetting the youthful ballbag"

Get Steven down to my cellar asap so I can perform my marital duties please

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.


"Message to orgy corner.

A fat Welsh Dragon wants to know if she can come and play too please?

Totally "

Thank you kind sir. What have I missed?

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

demidemi, there's a couple not all that far from you who thinks you’re gorgeous!

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

MissYB. Do have a preference to spanking implements? Hand, tawse, hair brush, paddle? And if your knees hurt, I can put you over my knee.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"And another for my gorgeous mate from a sexy fella

Plz say to Miss YB....Steven says he needs some coconut oil action, and not forgetting the youthful ballbag

Get Steven down to my cellar asap so I can perform my marital duties please "

Down the cellar, fuck your getting adventurous

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Naughty Becky, sexy male fabber also wants you to know.... if it's kinky she likes, my nose and big spoon, comes fully equipped with a bag of toys.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Naughty Becky, sexy male fabber also wants you to know.... if it's kinky she likes, my nose and big spoon, comes fully equipped with a bag of toys....."

Ooh think I’ll only need one big toy!! He he xx

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"And for my gorgeous mate from a sexy fella...

Message for MissYB. About time you got here , now get over here and sit in my face pronto x

Posh. Was this you?

If so I’m on my way!! Zoooooom!!!!! ….."

Not me...

But to be fair

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

One from a sexy person to another gorgeous person...

To Morphia2003: from another naughty fabber who will be your bottom to your top and in any way you wish!! Think we have a few things in common xx

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

From one hot specimen to another….

A message for ABootyfulDay please ..

Simply said .. You are an amazing human being and I'm privileged to be your friend... At the same time I so would too

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"MissYB. Do have a preference to spanking implements? Hand, tawse, hair brush, paddle? And if your knees hurt, I can put you over my knee."

Yeas to all of the above

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"And another for my gorgeous mate from a sexy fella

Plz say to Miss YB....Steven says he needs some coconut oil action, and not forgetting the youthful ballbag

Get Steven down to my cellar asap so I can perform my marital duties please

Down the cellar, fuck your getting adventurous "

I know. Are you proud of me?

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"And another for my gorgeous mate from a sexy fella

Plz say to Miss YB....Steven says he needs some coconut oil action, and not forgetting the youthful ballbag

Get Steven down to my cellar asap so I can perform my marital duties please

Down the cellar, fuck your getting adventurous

I know. Are you proud of me? "

Really am

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

Can I join in

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

From a sexy fella to my gorgeous mate...

Could you tell Jamie Hants her lip biting pic has got me weak at the knees

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

And another for my beautiful mate from a proper sexy weirdo...

Care to tell Jamie Hants that... *flags her with both hands* she's beautiful but also a bitch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"demidemi, there's a couple not all that far from you who thinks you’re gorgeous! "

Ooooh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Quietly slips out of the room to grab a drink

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

Oooh I'll play if I may.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was hoping I had some fodder to wank to. Bedtime it is instead

F

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I was hoping I had some fodder to wank to. Bedtime it is instead

F"

I think you're hot, F.

Does that help?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Thanks y'all for playing... even though not one of you r your mate fancies me. I may get over it. One day

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