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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Licked your lips and motioned "come hither", would you?

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Licked your lips and motioned "come hither", would you?

LvM"

Like a h ypn0tised chicken

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

In a

beat.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Obviously.

I mean, I'd then be terrified because your tongue was about 300 miles long...

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

I'd cum all over your hand

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Obviously.

I mean, I'd then be terrified because your tongue was about 300 miles long..."

Add another zero for the moment

Imagine what I could do with that

LvM

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Depends, are you just walking up to me on the street and licking my lips like my face is a cornetto or is there some seduction scenario going on first?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Yes

What was the question again? I got distracted by lips

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Licked your lips and motioned "come hither", would you?

LvM"

I'd have to have already hithered unless you've got the tongue of a giant lizard.......

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Depends, are you just walking up to me on the street and licking my lips like my face is a cornetto or is there some seduction scenario going on first?"

I can drizzle some strawberry sauce on your face first if you like

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I'd cum all over your hand

LvM

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Obviously.

I mean, I'd then be terrified because your tongue was about 300 miles long...

Add another zero for the moment

Imagine what I could do with that

LvM"

I'm constantly imagining what you can do with your tongue, Matterhorn

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Depends, are you just walking up to me on the street and licking my lips like my face is a cornetto or is there some seduction scenario going on first?

I can drizzle some strawberry sauce on your face first if you like

LvM"

I'm a big fan of crushed nuts

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Yes

What was the question again? I got distracted by lips

Wanna come over?

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Depends, are you just walking up to me on the street and licking my lips like my face is a cornetto or is there some seduction scenario going on first?

I can drizzle some strawberry sauce on your face first if you like

LvM

I'm a big fan of crushed nuts

I've heard nut milk is good for the skin

LvM

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Yes

What was the question again? I got distracted by lips

Wanna come over?

LvM"

I thought you would never ask

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Absolutely

Em x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Licked your lips and motioned "come hither", would you?

LvM"

I read that as “come Hitler” and wondered how he’d do with one ball.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Licked your lips and motioned "come hither", would you?

LvM"

I'd probably come/cum on the spot. An achievement indeed

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Have you been eating garlic?

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Absolutely

Em x"

From the back?

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Licked your lips and motioned "come hither", would you?

LvM

I read that as “come Hitler” and wondered how he’d do with one ball."

I'm sure angry moustache man did alright for himself

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Licked your lips and motioned "come hither", would you?

LvM

I'd probably come/cum on the spot. An achievement indeed

Gods I'm good

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Have you been eating garlic?"

No, just Pop Rocks

LvM

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

After I dropped my pants to the ground I would dive into you in cartoon fashion complete with sound effects

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"After I dropped my pants to the ground I would dive into you in cartoon fashion complete with sound effects "

*boooing*

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"Absolutely

Em x

From the back?

LvM"

Any direction you like

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Absolutely

Em x

From the back?

LvM

Any direction you like

Lemme just wipe off your seat

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No op

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Yes.

I'll bring the buzzing thing you like too

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes.

I'll bring the buzzing thing you like too

LvM"

You shouldn't talk about your wife like that

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"No op"

What if I used a "go thither" motion instead?

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Yes.

I'll bring the buzzing thing you like too

LvM

You shouldn't talk about your wife like that

It's not my fault she can't contain her excitement to get you in bed

LvM

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"Licked your lips and motioned "come hither", would you?

LvM"

Just you try and stop me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have cake?

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Licked your lips and motioned "come hither", would you?

LvM

Just you try and stop me lol"

Why would I do such a thing?

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Do you have cake? "

Of course

Any preference?

LvM

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

You won’t have a choice in the matter. I’ll be there faster than a rat up a drainpipe!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"Licked your lips and motioned "come hither", would you?

LvM

Just you try and stop me lol

Why would I do such a thing?

LvM"

Well now there's an image in my head

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"You won’t have a choice in the matter. I’ll be there faster than a rat up a drainpipe!

Door's always open for you

LvM

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